Yep

The meaning of life lies in getting what you don't want when you don't want it.

The day after smashing the principal's glass with a stone, Xu Jianian was called to the office by the head teacher.

At this time, it was just early reading, and the office was empty, only the chubby Mr. He was sitting on the chair, his face was as black as Bao Gong, and he slapped the table hard, with a "clang", the lid on the tea cup jumped three feet: Tell me, what did you do yesterday!"

Xu Jianian was worried: "I didn't do anything."

Teacher He was so angry that he slapped the table, and the lid of the cup bounced repeatedly, clattering: "What's the point of smashing the glass?"

Xu Jianian turned pale with shock: "I wrote an anonymous letter, how did the principal find me?"

Teacher He almost had a heart attack, clenched his fist and smashed the table, the cup lid fell to the ground, and died in battle: "Anonymous letter! You still have the nerve to say anonymous letter! Who wrote an anonymous letter and suddenly changed it to No.1 and called it a long lyric? Your language is sports Did the teacher teach it?!"

Xu Jianian secretly thought that he made a mistake, so he could only lower his head, expressing that he had admitted his mistake and asked for a lighter sentence.

Teacher He felt a deep weakness and lack of oxygen.

He picked up the teacup and took a sip of water to calm himself down: "Xu Jianian..."

Xu Jianian decided that the hero would not suffer the immediate loss, and said sadly: "Teacher, I was wrong. I shouldn't have smashed the principal's glass with a stone."

Teacher He glanced at Xu Jianian, rubbed his hypoxic chest and abdomen, silently recited "Cultivation" a hundred times, pushed the note given by the principal to Xu Jianian, tapped the table with his knuckles, and said, "See for yourself."

Xu Jianian nervously picked up the note and opened it:

"It is safer for this child to participate in a physics and chemistry interest class with a teacher's guidance than to play by himself. Let him pay 50 yuan for glass replacement, and come to my house to settle the payment within a week.

week. "

Huh?

huh huh?

Teacher He spoke again at this time: "See clearly?"

Xu Jianian: "See clearly..."

Teacher He: "Okay, you have nothing else to do, go back and read early."

Xu Jianian took the note and walked out, he was in a very complicated mood now.

It is really a wave of ups and downs, a wave of another wave, blessings and misfortunes lean on, misfortunes and blessings lie...

Although I am very happy to be able to participate in the interest group, the incident of smashing the glass was discovered. My mother has already blocked my pocket money and New Year's money. I can neither ask them for money, nor will they give it to me.

So, how do I get the 50 yuan glass fee?

Seeing that the one-week deadline was coming soon, Xu Jianian smashed the piggy bank, emptied every pocket of his clothes, and dragged every inch of the floor of the house, and only collected 21 yuan. There was a vacancy of 50 yuan in the 29 yuan. He couldn't help but feel downcast, deeply feeling that the story was right, a penny can't beat a hero!

Or... can I just tell the truth?At most one more beating...

Suddenly, there was a light knock on the bedroom door.

Xu Jianian was lying on the bed with his chin on the pillow, staring blankly at the pattern on the head of the bed, not wanting to respond to the knock on the door.

But the person who knocked on the door didn't understand the inner state of the owner at all. After knocking twice perfunctorily, he immediately twisted the doorknob and pushed the door inward by a wide gap.

Immediately afterwards, the chubby body quickly squeezed in, closed the door with his heels, and said to Xu Jianian, "Xu Jianian, will you go to the game hall with me on weekends?"

It turned out that it was wrong to knock on the door.

Xu Jianian lost interest: "I don't have enough pocket money, my parents don't give me pocket money anymore."

Sheng Xunshu pointed out: "The last time I saw you had 21 yuan."

Xu Jianian refused: "That's my life-saving money."

Sheng Xunshu didn't take it seriously: "What is life-saving? Go, go, go with me, let's play Street Fighter, twelve characters fight with each other, I like Chun Li the most, bang bang bang, ding—————— ,boom!"

While speaking, Sheng Xunshu had already assumed Chunli's fighting posture in the bedroom, drinking and dancing.

The wind in the bedroom was carried by Sheng Xunshu to the head of the bed, causing Xu Jianian to feel a certain degree of worry again: I have worked hard to eat for a long time, but why didn't I gain a few pounds at all? Be more beautiful than before?

He thought for a long time, but he could only convince himself: Forget it, there are nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life——

After finishing a set of Chunli boxing, Sheng Xunshu stood still, took out an old man's head from his pocket, and said to Xu Jianian, "Look what I brought? I got it from the lucky money. I get it every year." I don’t let them deposit the New Year’s money in the bank, but let them keep it at home. As for where they are hiding at home, I have figured it out a long time ago, hahaha—”

Xu Jianian's eyes lit up: "Wrong, wrong, wrong! Lend me 29 yuan!"

Sheng Xunshu didn't hesitate: "No way, this money is for playing games and eating snacks on weekends!"

Xu Jianian: "Just lend me a few days!"

Sheng Xunshu was shrewd: "Didn't you say before that your parents don't give you pocket money? How can you pay me back in a few days? Besides, I will use it on weekends!"

"Lend me!" Xu Jianian rushed forward.

"If you don't borrow or borrow, you don't borrow!" Sheng Xunshu also rushed forward!

The battle hadn't lasted for 3 minutes, and there was no suspense to decide the winner. Xu Jianian was humiliated and crushed by the enemy, unable to move.

He raised the white flag to surrender, saying that he would definitely go to play with Sheng Xunshu on weekends, and that he would no longer borrow money from Sheng Xunshu. Still strong and strong!

The game hall is not too far from Xu Jianian's home. It is about 10 minutes away. It is opened in an alley. Machines are lined up against the walls, including shooting machines, dance mats, whack-a-mole, motorcycle racing, and the most popular Street Fighter game machine!

Sheng Xunshu pulled Xu Jianian around in the crowd, and quickly occupied a machine, chose Chunli from Street Fighter, and asked Xu Jianian, "Come to play a game?"

Xu Jianian hadn't played this game yet, so he shook his head cautiously.

Sheng Xunshu didn't take it seriously, Xu Jianian didn't play, and soon another person came up to play, and the opponent chose Long, a Japanese samurai in a white Taoist robe.

The two start.

The other children in Xu Jianian's game hall who did not have game coins stood aside and observed together.

He first watched the actions of the game characters on the screen, and then compared the button steps of the opponents, and sometimes asked the people around him, and quickly memorized the gameplay and the sequence of the ultimate moves in his heart.

Sheng Xunshu played for a long time, winning and losing, and less than half of the 100 yuan was left.

Xu Jianian has also watched the twelve characters of Street Fighter and their corresponding moves.He felt that he could give it a try, so after another one left, he stood opposite Sheng Xunshu, put the only two coins into one, and in the character selection interface, he chose Gu Lie, a not very popular character. American soldier.

The battle begins!

Hey!

Sheng Xunshu decided to show off his ability to Xu Jianian, and hit the opposite direction key hard.

Chunli jumped in a triangle in the air and attacked Gulie!

Xu Jianian took his time and waited until Chunli was close to Gu Lie before pressing the button, grabbing Chunli, and shooting from behind!

There was a burst of clamor around: "Prevent it!"

Sheng Xunshu operated again, and Chunli, who flew into the air, turned over and got up, stabilized her body, and used her legs, the shadows of her legs were flying, and her feet were cracked!

In Bai Lie's feet, Gu Lie kept backing away, approaching the edge of the screen.

Surrounded by shouts: "Look, Gu Lie didn't lose much blood!"

At this time, Chunli's hundred-cracked foot judgment was over, Gulie shoveled and kicked, Chunli fell down, and Gulie's sonic tornado!

The surroundings exclaimed: "Look, look, Chunli has lost a third of her blood, Chunli is about to be defeated!"

Learning can't compare to right, can't games also compare?

Sheng Xunshu was a little nervous, desperately pressing Chunli's big move button, and was about to give Gu Lie another big move, so that the blood volume of the two could be restored to balance.

But he made a mistake in his busy schedule, not only did Sheng Xunshu miss Xu Jianian, but was counterattacked by Xu Jianian's character, and Chun Li suffered another blood loss!And Xu Jianian took advantage of the victory to pursue, and after a few tens of seconds, Gu Lie took away the last drop of Chunli's blood, and facing the victory fireworks, stood proudly with his arms folded.

The joy of success has come!

Satisfied, Xu Jianian killed another two wrong games. After confirming that he had mastered the skills of this game, he immediately discarded the things that were not difficult, and started to wander around the game hall at will, but most of the games here were not interesting, and Xu Jianian had nothing to do Walking around, I heard the boss at the counter who was exchanging game coins for the guests said with a smile: "...money can be exchanged for game coins, but game coins can no longer be exchanged for money, and you don't have a few coins left. Play it off!"

"Can't change?" The guest called out.

Xu Jianian was also a little nervous, he didn't have much game currency on hand, if he couldn't get the money back, what would happen to his glass fee?

The boss joked again: "If you don't want to leave the game currency next time, you can also use a one-dollar coin to insert the coin, and the game machine will also recognize it."

"This way I lose even more, one dollar can be exchanged for two coins..." The guest muttered a few words.

The boss is persuasive: "But some machines need two coins to start."

Listening to the conversation between the two, Xu Jianian touched his pockets, and compared a game currency with a coin in his left and right hands. He was thinking: If both the game currency and the coin can activate the machine, then what is the determination of the machine's activation?

In the arcade game hall, Sheng Xunshu devoted himself to fighting in the arcade. He felt dizzy after playing, and finally set a record of ten consecutive victories. He backed away from his seat, took a long breath, touched his pocket, and found himself The 50 yuan exchanged has been completely used up.

He decided to exchange the remaining 50 yuan, but just two steps away, he found Xu Jianian squatting in front of the speeding motorcycle, tinkering with something.

Curious for a moment, he stepped forward: "What are you doing?"

Xu Jianian pointed to the screen, and then made a manual movement.

Sheng Xunshu watched the number of coins on the screen change to "1", and asked, "Do you want to play this? This is expensive and not fun—"

Wrong Wrong really has no power of observation, I have made it so obvious, he still doesn't understand that the coin slot starts the machine according to the gravity spring.

Xu Jianian felt disgusted, spread his hands apart, and said, "Look, I don't have game coins in my hand."

Sheng Xunshu is at a loss, you really don't have game coins in your hand, only a wire, so what?

Xu Jianian held the iron wire, which was quite different from the iron wire, with a rounded head, which looked like a crutch held upside down.Xu Jianian put the head of the crutch into the coin slot and moved it again. On the machine, the coin number "1" changed to the coin number "2". Then, the music played and the machine started!

Sheng Xunshu was stunned and stammered: "You you you——"

Xu Jianian smiled, beckoned Sheng Xunshu to squat down, and discussed quietly: "You give me 35 yuan, and I will give you this wire. I will save my life with the money. How about you just play games?"

Sheng Xunshu looked at the game console, then at Xu Jianian, and said decisively, "That's it!"

The two are like underground parties, avoiding the crowd, paying with one hand and delivering with the other.

Later, Xu Jianian came to the door of the principal's house with 50 yuan in his hand, and faced the bald old man directly, feeling very proud in his heart:

See, no matter what happens, it won't bother me!

In the afternoon of early autumn, the sun slanted against the old camphor tree in the yard. Under the camphor tree, the old man waved a big cattail fan, accepted 50 yuan, pointed to the small bench and small table in front of him, and smiled kindly at Xu Jianian: "Come here, Sitting here, holding the homework book, I wrote the review. It is required to write 04 words. The focus is on what you did wrong. Now at 30:[-], hurry up, you can still go home for dinner, or Hurry up, you can only stay and eat at my house and let your parents come to lead the person."

Xu Jianian was dumbfounded.

Damn, why things are always different from what I thought!