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The smile on Xie Ya's face froze for a moment, but after thinking about it, the two of them were legally married, and there was nothing wrong with saying that Ji Lingqu was his wife, so he couldn't help feeling confident, "Yes."

Ji Lingqu stared at him sideways, with clear eyes, "Then he was wrong, you are my wife."

The two of them were a little close, and Xie Ya could vaguely smell the elegant fragrance of Ji Lingqu's body, like morning dew and grass. He suddenly turned red at the tips of his ears, and stammered, "I...we are both men, so we are both men. Why am I your wife, can't you be my wife?"

Ji Lingqu's thick and slender eyelashes trembled like butterfly wings, casting a small shadow under his eyes, "But when you were young, you cried and said you wanted to be my wife."

Childhood memories flooded back with Ji Lingqu's words, Xie Ya blushed instantly, and stood up abruptly, "It's time to cook, you can play by yourself for a while."

After speaking, he stuffed the phone into Ji Lingqu's hand, and ran downstairs as if fleeing for his life.

Ji Lingqu looked down at the phone, not understanding why Xie Ya reacted so suddenly.

I'm the most handsome man in the world: Boss, I'm really sorry, why don't I buy you a set of skins, new ones, please calm down.

Ji Lingqu didn't respond, but the other side thought he was acquiescing, and immediately bought him the latest skin, which seemed pretty good.

Wandering around the world: How much is this?

I'm the most handsome man in the world: Not much, not much, as long as you like it, big brother.

Wandering around the world: what else can I buy besides this?

I'm the most handsome man in the world: Huh?You can buy anything, as long as you have money.

Xie Ya, who was concentrating on cooking in the downstairs kitchen, didn't know that the result of letting Ji Lingqu play with his mobile phone alone would be that there would be another kryptonite boss in the world.

For dinner, Xie Ya made spicy diced chicken, steamed pork ribs in black bean sauce, stir-fried vegetables, and a tomato and egg soup.

After serving it to the table, Lu Fangchao took a bowl to serve the rice, Xie Ya went to the stairs and shouted to the top: "Ji Lingqu, come down to eat."

Ji Lingqu, who was studying how to krypton gold, reluctantly put down his phone and went downstairs.

As soon as he walked to the stairs, he smelled the smell of home-cooked food, and instantly wiped away the regret in Ji Lingqu's heart. Xie Ya's cooking skills are very good, and everything is delicious. Ji Lingqu's eating is not rude, even very elegant , that is, the speed of chopsticks is a bit fast.

After these few days of baptism, Lu Fangchao has gotten used to it and gradually accepted Ji Lingqu, who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, and can't stop after serving the job.

"Eat some vegetables, balanced nutrition." Xie Ya pushed the plate of seasonal vegetables in front of Ji Lingqu.

Ji Lingqu frowned suddenly, with a conflicted expression on his face.

Seeing that he hates eating vegetables like a child, Xie Ya couldn't help laughing, "If you eat it, I will reward you with a soufflé."

A golden light flashed in Ji Lingqu's dark eyes, he closed his eyes and swallowed the vegetables, Xie Ya suspected that he hadn't chewed them at all.

After dinner, Lu Fangchao and Ji Lingqu went to the living room to watch TV, while Xie Ya was washing dishes in the kitchen. Within a few minutes, there was a sudden sound of footsteps behind him.

Xie Ya turned his head to look, it was Ji Lingqu.

"how?"

Ji Lingqu shook his head and didn't speak. Although Xie Ya was a little puzzled, he didn't ask, and continued to wash the dishes with his head down.

"How long will it take to wash?" Ji Lingqu finally couldn't help asking.

"There is still a while, what? Is there anything you want to tell me?" Xie Ya turned his head and asked.

Ji Lingqu's thin lips were slightly drawn, and he stood at the door of the kitchen without speaking or leaving.

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Xie Ya continued to wash the dishes. When he finally cleaned the kitchen, Ji Lingqu stared at him and said, "It's so troublesome."

"Chai, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea, life is like this." Xie Ya knew that he didn't have any malicious intentions. Ji Lingqu lived on the mountain and was not a human being. It's normal that he couldn't understand it for the time being.

Ji Lingqu nodded slightly, and did not comment on Xie Ya's words. After Xie Ya finished washing the dishes, he took out a broom to sweep the floor. Ji Lingqu followed him like a little tail the whole time.

When everything was done, it was almost nine o'clock, and he had to go to work tomorrow, Xie Ya planned to go upstairs to wash up, play with his phone and sleep.

Ji Lingqu, who had been with him all night, obviously didn't expect him to go to sleep, with a shocked expression on his face.

"What's wrong?" Xie Ya really didn't know what Ji Lingqu wanted to do.

Ji Lingqu stared at him for a while, then whispered, "Shu Fulei."

Although the voice was very low, Xie Ya could still hear it clearly, he suddenly realized, he slapped his head, how could he forget about it.

"Sorry, sorry, but do you still want to eat at such a late hour?" Xie Ya, a person with only four-pack abs left on his stomach, dared not eat at this point.

"Yeah." Ji Lingqu won't gain weight, so he has no worries at all.

Xie Ya felt like he had eaten a lemon, he walked into the kitchen and quickly made a soufflé for Ji Lingqu.

Topped with condensed milk and a strawberry, the air instantly filled with a sweet taste.

Rao even Xie Ya couldn't help feeling a little ready to move, wanting to have a bite.

Ji Lingqu, who finally ate the soufflé, raised the corners of his lips slightly. Although the curve was small, it was still caught by Xie Ya's eyes.

Why does he think Ji Lingqu is cute?

After eating dessert, Ji Lingqu was also in a good mood the next morning, and said to Xie Ya after breakfast, "Go to work, put the bowl over there."

"Do you want to wash? No, I'll wash a few bowls in a while." Xie Ya and his grandfather grew up together, and they did a lot of housework, so they didn't feel tired.

Ji Lingqu is like a banished fairy, how could he let someone wash the dishes and get his hands full of oil.

However, he still failed to wash the dishes in the end and was forcibly sent to the station by Ji Lingqu.

As soon as Xie Ya left, Ji Lingqu flicked his fingertips in the air, and two white cats appeared out of nowhere on the table, with faint blue flames burning on the tips of their tails, "Master."

"Wash the dishes and clean the house," Ji Lingqu ordered.

The two white cats looked at each other in dismay, their expressions almost split apart.

What did they hear?The owner even asked them to wash the dishes!Clean the house!If word spreads, how will they hang around on the mountain in the future? !

Seeing them not moving, Ji Lingqu's phoenix eyes were full of power, and he swept lightly, "Is there a problem?"

"Okay master, no problem master!" The two white cats were almost frightened, and they jumped to the sink without complaint and started washing the dishes.

Ji Lingqu asked Xie Ya to tie up his bank card for him last night, clicked on the game store, and started shopping.

On the other side, Xie Ya, who just got out of the car, heard the phone ringing continuously.

He took it out suspiciously and saw that it was all bank deduction reminders. Seeing that the money was about to be debited, Xie Ya hurriedly called Ji Lingqu.

"What are you doing? I received a deduction reminder." Xie Ya thought Ji Lingqu was being fooled, after all Ji Lingqu didn't understand anything.

"I'm playing a game, why didn't you tell me that game levels can be bought with money? I'm about to get you to the top [-]." Ji Lingqu's voice sounded quite happy?

Xie Ya: "..."

"Don't buy it, I have no money on my card."

After persuading him for a long time, he finally got Ji Lingqu to agree not to spend money recklessly, wiped off a cold sweat, and saw that the balance in the bank card showed zero, Xie Ya's heart was bleeding.

Who made him marry a prodigal daughter-in-law!

……

"Shiyun, do you have any quick-acting slimming products? After I gave birth, the belly fat has been unable to lose weight." Liao Silu sat on the sofa, applying nail polish to her toes leisurely, while talking with Feng Shiyun Call up.

"We still need to eat less and exercise more to lose weight." Feng Shiyun said softly.

"Where do I have time to exercise, and going out with the baby requires strength, and I don't have the energy to eat less." Liao Silu was a little disappointed. Since using the mask recommended by Feng Shiyun, her skin is getting better and better, and her face is getting better and better. She looks good, now when she walks on the road, men's eyes will be glued to her body, even if she won't cheat, she still enjoys the feeling of being admired.

"Shi Yun, don't hide your secrets. Weren't you a little fat before? How did you lose weight?" Liao Silu asked.

Feng Shiyun was not angry when she heard this, and said a little embarrassedly: "It's not that I'm keeping secrets, Silu, I just told you that I treat you as a good friend. There is indeed a quick-acting slimming product, that is..."

When Liao Silu heard that it was really there, she immediately ignored the nail polish on her hands, stood up and said excitedly, "Tell me how to buy it?"

"Silu, don't get excited. This product is a shapewear, which can adjust the fat distribution on your body. It has the effect of enlarging your breasts and thinning your waist."

Liao Silu looked embarrassed when she heard this: "Isn't this the effect of the common shapewear on the market?"

"Of course it's different. This shapewear can really make you thinner. When you put on the shapewear, you will look like you take it off. But you can only wear it for eight hours a day, and it must not exceed the time." Feng Shiyun patiently explained.

Thinking of Feng Shiyun's current figure, Liao Silu's heart beat like a drum, "No problem, I want to buy it!"

"Are you sure? The price is a bit..."

Before Feng Shiyun finished speaking, Liao Silu said directly: "Money is not a problem!"

She is like a plastic surgery addict now. As long as there is a chance to become beautiful, she will not let it go. As for the money, she can still borrow it if it is gone. Her husband is also very good at making money. There are many ways, but time does not wait. People, if she can lose weight in a day, why should she wait.

Squeezing the flesh on her stomach, Liao Silu couldn't help but feel good when she thought that she would soon become as bulging as Feng Shiyun. She rarely went to the nursery to tease the children for a while, and sent the newly hired nanny to the kitchen.

Zhan Xinlin's case has not progressed, and Mei Shutong has become irritable from five chickens to six chickens every day. He is strictly guarded and goes out to patrol at night. news.

They once suspected that the fox demon was afraid to commit crimes because they were too strict in control, and began to discuss whether to relax their vigilance and lure the snake out of the cave.

Half a month later, Xie Ya was completely used to the work of the Demon Control Bureau, and he was even able to calmly do marriage mediation for the dog he touched this morning.

As soon as four o'clock arrived in the afternoon, Xie Ya left work on time.

It just so happened that Meng Yangyu called him, presumably wanting to ask him out for a drink.

Xie Ya had just picked up the phone, and before he could speak, he heard Meng Yangyu say, "Old Xie, Liao Silu jumped off the building!"