Scientific Immortal Training Course

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[? ? ? ?What the hell?I'm hallucinating? ? ?What did the host say? ? ? ? 】

[The only immortal among the cultivators who has successfully ascended to the immortal rank? !Immortal? !Are you sure you heard me right? 】

[No, wait, didn't you just say that there are only 12 cultivators above the fifth-order late stage?What level is the fairy?If you don't enter the stream, you won't be counted in the level. Ascension to immortality should be at the eighth level. Immortal...? ? ? 】

[Actually, the late fifth stage and above... also includes the Immortal Realm. 】

[However, this "above" is a bit too much, hey! ! 】

【Could you not digress?Isn't the point that this young brother who looks like he is about to be drafted has not only created a system that allows all ordinary people to practice, but he has also ascended to immortality? ! 】

[And it's not some kind of fairy who has the skills to keep his face, he's really only in his 20s, younger than me! 】

[Pupil, hole, ground, earthquake!The person who said to upgrade the smooth text earlier, this one is definitely the protagonist!I am so sour that I become a lemon tree.Look at his 25 years old...]

【I'm different, I can't get sour at all.The difference is so big that I don't even feel it. 】

[Clean, wipe, wipe.What about the one who said before that the real bigwigs won't show their faces and shoot videos?Facts have proved that the immortals are really high-spirited and selfless.I can't even get jealous.To be honest, if I have mastered the knack of cultivation, I probably won't be able to directly reveal it to the world. 】

[I'm a slippery knee...a living fairy.Can you let me hold your hand and inhale the immortal energy...]

Netizens feel that they are going crazy.

On the live broadcast screen, the young and handsome young man smiled, fiddled with the headset next to his ear slightly, and a close-up shot captured his slender white fingers gently brushing his broken hair, and his profile was so beautiful that it was almost unreal.

I don’t know how many netizens shouted their souls at this moment—[a (ah) w (me) s (dead) l (dead)! ! ! 】

"My story? In fact, there is not much to tell. I also think that Yu Si's praise for me is a bit too exaggerated. Although I have changed the elements of gymnastics, the core idea is passed down by my sect. My sect It is a hermit sect, which has been passed down for several generations, until the year before last when I left the remote mountains and entered the world to practice. Then I discovered that the cultivation methods in the cultivation world are completely different from what I have learned."

Speaking of which, Xu Yunji smiled.He has an outstanding appearance, and he has already cultivated to the immortal stage. His skin is smooth and flawless, his aura is strong, and he has a detached and elegant temperament in his bones. If you put him in the crowd, you are sure to be able to see him at a glance.

His smile can be called the beauty of the prosperous age. Many men and women who watched the live broadcast felt that their souls had suffered a critical blow while clutching their hearts. They never expected that the other party's next words would give them another level of critical blow——

"The traditional method of comprehension pays attention to the reading of classics, the connection between heaven and man, and enlightenment, emphasizing the word 'enlightenment'. Of course, I am not saying that there is nothing wrong with enlightenment, but from the very beginning, let people who have not yet cultivated to 'enlighten', he I don’t even know what it feels like to draw qi into the body, and I don’t know what the state of emptiness is like in the Lingtai. How should he realize it? Our school’s point of view is to help beginners find the law first, and grasp the knack of cultivation through scientific methods For example, what posture, angle, and breathing method should be used to induce qi into the body? What kind of formation should be set up to match your own physical condition? What should it feel like when aura enters different acupoints in the body? How to master it by grasping the distribution of human meridians The law of breathing? ... Wait, wait, wait.

"So I have always said that cultivation is actually a very scientific thing. Of course, it must focus on improving the state of mind. The process is standardized, simple, and scientific to help everyone get started. Including alchemy, how to mix different elements? What is the experimental operation specification in the alchemy room? This is similar to chemistry in the field of science. And when you advance If you want to help yourself adjust the aura environment, how to arrange the formations, this may require programming thinking... The so-called cultivation system I created is exactly the same thing. This idea is handed down from my sect, and I just On this basis, it has been slightly improved for the situation of ordinary people, so there is gymnastics. In essence, I really didn’t make much contribution. After hearing this, everyone must not be worried. You won’t say that because of so many years of scientific thinking, you can’t Cultivation, on the contrary, this is really useful for cultivation. The first batch of training students I taught, they are now graduating from the basic class and entering the advanced class. The requirements I give them are at least a pass in advanced mathematics, college physics, and college chemistry. , You need to understand a little bit of programming language. Of course, ancient Chinese is the basis for understanding the classics, and it is also needed. Did you feel that cultivation became familiar and familiar in an instant after listening to these? It’s not so scary anymore?”

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Row after row of ellipsis brushed past.

No one spoke for half a minute.

Until someone finally made a soul cry from the heart on behalf of everyone:

[This fairy, what misunderstanding do you have about us ordinary people? ! ! ! !How is this not so scary?Obviously it's even scarier, okay? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

Someone opened the mouth first, and immediately the creators of the ellipsis phalanx that had been silent just now also let out a cry of collapse:

[Old swan, what kind of cultivation is this called?I don't want any modern scientific cultivation, but also my traditional cultivation of heaven and man, the mysterious and unpredictable enlightenment school! 】

[Thinking of the high math that I failed at the end of last semester, I instantly went crazy.Last night I had a sweet dream of "although my grades are not good, but maybe I am very talented in cultivation and suddenly soared into the sky". I even thought about how to slap my irritable high math teacher in the face. Now you tell me that cultivating immortals needs to be cultivated first high number? ? ? 】

[The high school student wails.The day before yesterday when the teacher said, "If you continue like this, you won't be able to get into university", I also said, "The world has changed. Maybe I am not bright in the east and bright in the west. Another day, I will be taken directly to cultivate immortality by the wise man."... Now I I just want to kneel down and beg the teacher to forgive me. 】

[Now I am exactly that groundhog shouting on the hillside: "Ah-???" Why?Why do you make a Taoist world so scientific?Why do you need advanced mathematics and programming to cultivate the truth?Do you feel sorry for being classified as "fantasy" by everyone for so many years?Answer me, are you worthy of my expectation? ? ? 】

[The programmer touched the hairline on the top of his head and cried bitterly.I thought that with the path of cultivation, there would be no need to change bugs every day to lose hair, but now you tell me, it was changed on the computer, and now what method should I change it in? ? ? 】

Those who watched the live broadcast basically collapsed.

Those who have not collapsed are either academic masters, or conservatives and older people who are more resistant to cultivation itself.

The vast majority of people have had the dream of soaring to the sky by relying on cultivation, and they couldn't help substituting themselves into classic passages such as "Don't bully the young and poor", "30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi", and the jokes on social media began. Made it up, why did the high school teacher say "you can only go to the construction site to move bricks with your grades", a few years later, I, Feng Xu Yufeng, flew over his head and gave him half a look, and I lost.

The supporters of the theory that reading is useless began to celebrate again, thinking that the opportunity has come, reading a shit book, I can overwhelm mountains and seas, and the country wants to give me up, who will do your little problem.

——People, many of them are a little self-confident. They always feel that they are the protagonist of that fate. They just didn't change their luck before, but now the opportunity has come.

As for whether cultivating immortals is more difficult than the college entrance examination, even if it is simple, whether it is me or the one who is holding back... I never thought about it.

That is to say, most of the people in City T didn't feel much about the gymnastics they had practiced for several months. They couldn't help worrying that their talent was not good enough, and they felt that cultivating immortals might be an ethereal thing.Many people in other places are eager to become that talented future star.

Now, well, "snap".

——This is the sound of dreams falling to the ground and shattering.

Countless people wailed and went crazy, and then some even couldn't help complaining about Xu Yunji:

[Why do you want to engage in this bloody science of cultivating immortals?Who wants to practice mathematics and physics?Why did the cultivation world really let him do this?What about your traditions? ? ? 】

Of course, those with normal brains accounted for the majority, and this kind of voice was sprayed back when it came out:

[If he doesn't do this, ordinary people won't have access to cultivation, okay?Didn't you hear that Yu Si said that in the former cultivation world, one must have spiritual roots to cultivate?One in a million is not an exaggeration. Do you think that according to the traditional way of cultivation, can you reach the edge of cultivation? 】

[It's really interesting, the gods and gods selflessly disclosed the cultivation method, and the keyboard man thought the food was served and didn't reach his mouth, so he would lift the table and scold his mother.Do you want face? You. 】

I also gradually got over the excitement and was able to think rationally, saying on the barrage:

[Although everyone is dreaming of self-cultivation, but in fact, you can know it when you think about it. The small number of people in the self-cultivation world shows that self-cultivation is much more difficult than studying and taking exams.You can't even get into a university, why do you think you can stand out among all the people in cultivation? 】

[Even if it’s not this kind of method of using high-level programming to cultivate truth, if you use traditional cultivation methods, you should memorize classics and read ancient Chinese, right?You ask yourself how is your ancient literature, can you recite poems, books, etiquette, music, spring and autumn?Then those Taoist scriptures and Buddhist scriptures are so outrageous, if you really let you practice, can you do it? 】

Of course, this kind of sound also made the disillusioned and collapsed people poke their lungs, and couldn't help but use the keyboard to match the line passionately.

It was ups and downs, the bullet screen was torn in a mess, mixed with many howling crashes, and some shouted sorry high school teacher, university teacher, I was wrong, not only might not be admitted to college if you don’t study, you might even become Not a cultivator.

In this situation, people with higher education are happier, and they are relieved.

They were afraid that they had worked hard for more than 20 or [-] years, and finally read the books, but the diplomas were useless in the end, and that was a disaster.It's okay now, although there is the existence of the cultivation world, their knowledge is still very valuable, so that's fine.

During the live broadcast, the young man of Qingjun could probably guess everyone's reaction, tilted his head and smiled lightly, brightly blooming:

"But friends who have never learned these things don't need to worry too much. Most hard-working people have full use of muscles and bones, and the meridians in the body are relatively wide, which has an advantage in the initial stage of cultivation. After reaching a higher level, cultivation can stimulate Brain potential-to put it bluntly, it makes you smarter, and it may be much easier to learn advanced mathematics and other things. Of course, you still have to learn, but it will make it easier for you to learn. "

As soon as these words came out, some people who were less educated but more diligent felt much more relaxed.

Even if you still want to learn the cultural knowledge that they don’t understand, but the other party says that practice can make you smarter—of course, it’s hard to say how much smarter you are, but at least there is such hope, and the disappointment that just happened before is washed away at once. I also feel very happy.

—Maybe this is the desire to promote before suppressing it.

The author has something to say: hahaha this chapter is so well written.

Sure enough, happiness must be built on the pain of others【bushi

And, well, I feel more and more busy recently... It may be difficult to guarantee double updates next week... But daily updates are still possible~ Anyway, there are not too many left