Scientific Immortal Training Course

After the host explained his situation, the others expressed their understanding, and then...then it went wrong.

[Well, if this is the case, it is normal.Cultivation graduates are in high demand mainly because formations, spiritual energy, talismans, etc. can be used in all walks of life, but if these aspects are not good, even if you have a high level of cultivation... emmmm is not good to say, is it Hire a good security guard with a high salary? 】

【Row.In fact, I feel that this profession is a bit like an architect.There are so many programmers, but only those who are proficient in procedural, object-oriented, functional, and logical programming languages ​​can be architects.Arrays can be used in all walks of life, so practitioners are popular.However, if a cultivator does not know how to change the formation method according to local conditions to make a Fengshui bureau, and does not know how to use spiritual power in the formation, he is a bit of a low-end programmer and cannot be an architect. 】

[This metaphor... Xiaobai, who only knows a certain object-oriented language, felt a pain in his heart.Alas, when I think about it, when I was choosing a major in college, I actually volunteered to apply for cultivation, but I didn't pass the exam, which made me sad for half a year. 】

[What is there to be sad about?Cultivation, huh, huh, it sounds so mysterious that it seems to be very tall, but in fact it is the combination of mathematics, physics, chemistry and ancient prose, which is doubled and perverted!When I was in elementary school, the news of the cultivation world just broke out, and all my friends and I went crazy. We were so happy to discuss this after class, and imagined that we were the child of luck with fantasy novels, and some people simply didn’t take class seriously.When the teacher criticizes me, some people stand upright and say, "Who says there is no way out after going to school? I fly over the eaves and walls, ride clouds and fog, and some people chase after me."However... Hehe, it turns out that fantasy novels are all deceptive! 】

【well.Not really.At the beginning, I was quite proud. I felt that the x-point upgrade stream cultivation novels I had read had 6 if not [-]. Who can understand the routines of cultivation better than me?So what about those academic masters who study hard?Are you going to be left far behind me in such an important field? ...Then, the facts tell me that when the teacher slapped the table and said, "Do you think you are good at playing a few games? A student who is a good student just didn't spend time on it. If he is willing to play, he can play well." More than you!" It is indeed the truth. 】

[To be honest, that’s fine too, if it’s really the same as in the novel, what kind of waste wood picks up heavenly spirits and earthly treasures, and the grandfather with the ring with him counterattacks gods and kills gods and Buddhas all the way... that would be terrible. 】

[What's so scary?It's so annoying, I thought that cultivation would be a chance for us dicks, but it turned out to be the same thing, or those who have a high degree of education and went to a prestigious university have the upper hand, and social solidification is really serious.Disgusting, I would have known better if I hadn't cultivated. 】

[Laughing and seeing the upstairs go crazy. 】

[Laughing and seeing the upstairs go crazy. 】

[Laughing at the madness upstairs... This is how stupid people can say such things. There are really people who expect fantasy novels to become reality. 】

[You leeks have no resistance at all.What's wrong with having a D-wire counterattack?It's time to slap those pretentious highly educated and high-income people in the face. 】

[Hahahahaha laughed to the grandfather, you are the protagonist who is replaced by the counterattack, so you think so.In fact, if this kind of thing really happens, you are probably the protagonist "Don't Bully the Young and Poor" and the roadside vendor who was mercilessly injured when he came back many years later for revenge. kind of. 】

[If highly educated people cannot succeed, who is suitable for success?Is it suitable for a person to succeed by relying on great luck to meet the grandfather with him, or falling off a cliff to meet a peerless cheat book?To put it bluntly, you think that you have bad luck in reincarnation, so why is your luck against the sky on the road to cultivation?At that time, there will be a counterattack protagonist, stepping on the tall, rich and handsome, punching elite monsters, hugging left and right, so happy, but what does this have to do with you?Oh, it may be related, after all, what people want to do, maybe the goddess of your dreams will be included in the harem. 】

[Let's line up.I didn't understand it when I was young, but I realized it when I grew up. No industry can rely entirely on luck. If success really depends on luck or talent, that is the biggest unfairness.In fantasy novels, the five spirit roots are actually mutated xx spirit roots, or encounter some once-in-a-thousand-year medicinal herb to wash the spirit roots and then counterattack the sky spirit roots. People will always be "ants" that "mortals are like ants"—in fact, wasn't that the case before Xu Xianren developed the scientific cultivation system?That's why the country has gone to great lengths to cover up the existence of the cultivation world and isolate them from ordinary people's society, just because they are afraid that everyone will find out that it is so unfair and their mentality will collapse. 】

A group of people sprayed the bloody head of the fantasy reality like a novel, and then chatted and chatted again.

[Speaking of which, our country of Hua is really lucky to have a scientific cultivation system.Is it true that in most countries abroad, cultivation mainly depends on talent? 】

【yes.Those who can become wizards on their side are all genetics. Have you all seen Harry Potter?In fact, it can be regarded as documentary literature, and the wizarding world is so exclusive and conservative.It is not the wizard system, and the prophecy systems of the gypsies and the Jews are all based on blood. 】

[This is really a prince and general. 】

[So nine years ago, the large-scale protests in country W finally spread to the entire Western world and some Latin American and African regions. When people discovered that there was a brand new power system, they were blocked from entering this world from the very beginning. ...really going crazy. 】

[Well, the main idea seems to be to block the mysterious side world, control those with "dangerous power" or isolate them from ordinary people-I don't know why they didn't talk about human rights at that time.More than half of the world is rioting, which is quite powerful. The demonstrations at the beginning turned into riots. I remember that more than a dozen countries even had their regimes overthrown? 】

[Actually, I never figured out why.As bad as it sounds, it couldn't be worse than the chronic and systematic deprivation of high-quality education and upward mobility for the poor in some countries?Poor people in some countries, especially people of color, have more than half the chance of ending up in prison almost from birth.So they didn't make a fuss, but they did because they couldn't master magic?Maybe there are no more than 1% of people who master magic?To be honest, this ratio is not much different from the ratio of those big capitalists in their country...]

[Because the people at the bottom are being used.There were no big problems before because people were unorganized and disorganized.But the "mysterious revolution" nine years ago was different. On the surface, it was people at the bottom who were making trouble, but in fact there were capitalists behind it.Not only the lower class, but capitalists also find themselves unable to master this power. It doesn't matter how rich they are, they just don't have this talent.They certainly cannot accept the loss of absolute control over resources, so while trying to encourage ordinary people to come out and make trouble, hoping to block the mysterious side from ordinary society to maintain their status, they secretly conduct research to collect this power as own use. 】

[So the scandal that broke out in country M a few years ago, and the secret experiments on intelligent creatures and even wizards, should be these people behind the scenes. 】

[The upper class in the West is not all such insidious people, there are also some who are more active in accepting social changes. 】

[Yeah, this kind of lawful and good school's...general choice-to learn Chinese culture, and strive to follow the Chinese path of scientific cultivation. 】

[23333, indeed, it is very proud to say it, and now Chinese is expected to become a global lingua franca. 】

[This is inevitable.Although some people in foreign countries have had a round of trouble, desperately trying to isolate the mysterious side and go back to the past, but the recovery of spiritual energy is global and unstoppable. More and more people have talents, and more and more Mysterious side creatures appear, they can't stop them, but I don't have a way to master this power without relying on my innate blood talent, it's not that this can come to our Huaguo. 】

[Hahahaha I just want to laugh when I say this, some neighboring countries of Huaguo used to be in the Huaxia cultural circle, and they used to try their best to prove that they have nothing to do with Huaguo, or even though they are related, they are already better than Huaguo Great, the culture is very independent, obviously used our characters before, and then worked hard to de-Hua Guohua.As a result, in the past few years, the demand for the popularization of Chinese among the people has become more and more loud... It seems that there is a referendum on whether to study Chinese as a second foreign language. 】

[Basis, calm down.That's how they are, when they see that you are strong, they take the initiative to post it to recognize their father.You are weak and they can run faster than anyone else, and they might even stab you. 】

[The last time I was abroad, I heard a group of people talking about cultivation. It was said that the only family in the Chinese system that can ignore the theory of bloodlines is the only family in the Chinese system. A college student from a neighboring country said to a group of Westerners, "Our country X has always been It is in the Chinese cultural system, so it is easy to learn, at least much easier than you."The tone is so proud... I can't explain it in words. 】

[They may have said in the same tone back then, "Our country X was the first to accept the influence of Western culture, so it is much more civilized than yours."So it's better if you are strong. Weak countries have no diplomacy. If you are strong, you have friends everywhere in the world. 】

[...and a son. 】

【puff.The comment above is very spiritual. 】

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This building is really twisted and twisted, and it runs around like a theme after a while.At the beginning, the landlord said a few words about the employment situation, and then it didn't appear much. After turning seven or eight pages, he might come back and take a look, dumbfounded:

[You... I... this building... Forget it, I'm not coming back, let you go. 】

[Uh, the host was surprised.What was this building originally talking about? 】

[It seems that it was originally said that the host who graduated from a cultivation major could not find a good job?Looking at what I said earlier, I feel very guilty. 】

【Guilty+1】

【Guilty+2】

[ Guilty + ID number.Well, otherwise, it's still the main building, right?In the case of the landlord, even though he graduated, he couldn't get the alchemy level certificate and formation level certificate.Otherwise, even if the graduate school is not good, you can always find a good job. 】

Landlord: [...It's hard for anyone to remember what I said in this building.Yes, I said that I am not good enough in alchemy and other miscellaneous cultivations. I only got the first-level alchemy certificate, and I failed the formation certificate three times.This is a relatively good unit. I will definitely not be able to get in. I submitted my resume everywhere, and even in primary schools, only private primary schools were willing to let me become a teacher.Unless you leave the capital to go to a remote place, but you are not reconciled.It's a little too high and too low. 】

[You are in the capital, so is this nonsense?Although there is a shortage of cultivators, no matter how short the first-tier cities are, there will be no shortage.There are a lot of third-tier certificate holders, big companies will definitely not want you, it is better to look for a job elsewhere.First-level alchemy cultivation, this level is definitely what I want in public middle schools anyway. Of course, the teacher qualification certificate still needs to be tested, but the degree of cultivation can be reduced by adding the alchemy certificate, and it is basically stable. 】

[The capital is so cruel?I thought the landlord was so bad, isn’t there a certificate?The first-order alchemy is also difficult to test, at least it shows that the temperature-control array and the fire-control array are relatively proficient and can refine first-order elixirs above the fourth grade. In a small town on the [-]th line, a first-order alchemist came back to open a small clinic, and it was very popular. no. 】

[Your example is not good. To be able to open a clinic, you must have a medical certificate or a doctor's qualification certificate at the same time. Even a first-level medical practitioner is still a piece of cake.The problem is that the landlord must have never practiced medicine. 】

[But it is true that the capital is brutal.A few years ago, one could settle down with a second-level alchemy or formation certificate, but now that all boats are rising, the third-level may not be possible. 】

[Why don't you say that college students were the favored children of heaven decades ago, and now they are unemployed after graduation.These are all rare.Now that the aura is recovering, there are more and more high-level ones, and the rarity is different.Let alone us humans, even non-humans are difficult!At the beginning, I remembered that if a strange beast was discovered, it would be reported on CCTV news, and it would be settled in the capital, and even the country would give it a housing allocation.Later, more and more strange beasts appeared, and the housing allocation disappeared. Later, it was difficult to settle down below the immortal rank.In the last interview with a TV station, there was a rabbit with a runny nose and tears, saying that he failed the ideological and political exam four times...]

[Is it easy enough?They non-humans want to stay in the capital, take ideological and political exams, and then work voluntarily for a year or two with the super management department to settle down. What about us humans?If you can let me settle in the capital, I can pass the ideological and political courses for you, believe it or not. 】

【Do not believe. 】

【Do not believe. 】

【Do not believe. 】

【Hahahahaha I'm relieved to see that everyone doesn't believe me.Now those alien beasts are really in a state of mind, and they don't know what the Shuyuan training class teaches them.Last time I went to an international competition as a volunteer, the logistics were not well coordinated, and the box lunch was an hour late, so I complained a bit, saying that the organizing committee did not even provide food guarantees for white workers.As a result, an eagle with a video camera next to me looked at me and said to me, "Volunteering requires a spirit of dedication. Doesn't honor make you forget your hunger?" Oh, it made me ashamed. 】

【...So what... the previous ones, he can become a spirit, and he is almost certainly a bigu. 】

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The author has something to say: Hehehe, the forum body is very happy to write, but if it is too much, it will be more like flooding, so it is basically like this. I will explain the situation of all people cultivating immortals ten years later~

Tomorrow is a side story about Shuyuan Continent, probably after Xiao Xu became a god, the two accidentally broke the barriers of the world and went to Shuyuan Continent for a visit~