Scientific Immortal Training Course

Because they were so close, the two walked directly to the western restaurant.

The handsome guy in a black vest and white shirt led the two of them to sit by the window.The sunlight came in through the glass window, and the white tablecloth was dazzlingly white, the knives and forks were silvery, and a rose on the table was too delicate and beautiful in the sunlight.

In fact, it was just an ordinary western restaurant decoration, but looking at the rose with dewdrops on it, Xu Yunji somehow remembered Sun Sha Roezi's "date" and paused inexplicably, feeling as if he had a ghost in his heart to deceive the innocent and simple ancient beast.

He applied the description of "innocence and simplicity" to Shen Xie, trembling, and quickly erased the outrageous thoughts from his mind.

Then I thought again, no, the place was chosen by Shen Xie, it seems that the ancient gods and beasts who lived the same life as the sky should deliberately set him up.

He put the "scheming" Shen Xie and "routine himself" in one sentence and thought about it again, and trembled again.

Shen Xie on the other end had already pulled back his chair and sat down unceremoniously. Seeing him still standing there, he raised his eyebrows: "Why are you standing there stupidly? Trembling and trembling, are you wobbling?"

Xu Yunji came back to his senses and sat opposite him, thinking that his brain must have been infected by a silly roe deer, otherwise how could he have thought of such an outrageous place.

He pushed the menu to Shen Xie: "What do you want to eat?"

Shen Xie looked from the creamy clam soup to the vegetable salad, and from the Angus steak to the cheeseburger, his eyebrows slowly furrowed: "Which one is delicious?"

"Look at the stars on the side, the more stars there are, the stronger the recommendation."

Shen Xie read it again: "Okay, the choice is made."

Xu Yunji called the waiter over and asked Shen Xie to speak first.

Shen Xie ordered caviar, steak, French fries, salad and soup, all of which were recommended by five stars.

Xu Yunji ordered buttered bread, pasta, asparagus and drinks.

The waiter asked Shen Xie, "How well done do you want the steak done?"

Shen Xie raised his eyebrows and looked at Xu Yunji.

Xu Yunji knew that he was confused and didn't want to show it, so he quickly answered for him: "Seven points."

The steak was ordered by Shen Xie, the waiter looked at Shen Xie: "Do you want seven points?"

Shen Xie nodded with a serious face.

After the waiter left, he asked, "How familiar is it? Do they sell raw or raw meat?"

Just as Xu Yunji was about to explain, another waiter happened to pass by with a tray. The steak on it was tender red and bloodshot.

He stretched out his finger to show Shen Xie: "One mature."

Shen Xie's face was full of disbelief: "Then why come to them to eat? Just find the cow and kill it, it's fresh and cheap."

Xu Yunji paused for a moment, not knowing how to explain to him the problem of "Modern people can't kill a cow, and who raises the cows for food except the farms".

Over there, Shen Xie was still shaking his head: "Humans are really interesting. They can make airplanes and fly into the sky, why some people can't even use fire. I remember the last time I saw you humans drinking blood, your upper body is still naked , wear a tiger skin or cowhide skirt under your head. After so many years, the more you live, the more you come back.”

Xu Yunji paused again.

He now feels that chatting with Mr. Ying Long is really tiring.

When others talk about the past and think about the present, it is always "I think you were blabla when you were playing with dolls", and the other party can also "yes, yes, yes, you were a crying bag with a runny nose", and then sigh together, "Oh, now we even have children. Such an old age is not forgiving."

You chat with boss Shen Xie.

You said: "Hey, I think I was blabla when I was a child."

The other party said: "Well, when you were young, you humans drank blood hahahaha and wore tiger skin skirts."Maybe there is also: "Your ancestors were still on trees at that time, and they still had hair."

And all you can do is give an awkward but polite smile :).

Tian'er was chatted to death by Shen Xie, but luckily the waiter served the appetizer at this moment.Both of them had bread, Shen Xie had caviar with small pieces of bread, Xu Yunji had butter bread.

Shen Xie took a fork to fork a piece of bread dipped in sauce, while complaining: "It's not as easy to use as chopsticks."

On this point, Xu Yunji nodded in agreement.

The two big men ate very quickly, and this western restaurant probably focused on some kind of elegant style. The big brother had a white plate, and there was only a little food in the middle. The two looked at each other after eating.Xu Yunji said, "There seems to be a bun shop opposite."

Shen Xie said deeply: "... let's go."

At the bun shop, the two bought two meat buns each.

Shen Xie sighed in satisfaction after eating, and then said: "I know those lizard-like people can't cook anything delicious."

Xu Yunji wanted to say that this statement was not politically correct, but when he remembered that Mr. Shen was actually condescending to compare foreigners to his distant relatives, probably this statement was a compliment, so he didn't repeat it.

The two found a place where no one was around to hide, and then one Yujian and the other quickly arrived at the back of an old residential building at an intersection outside the Science and Technology Museum by virtue of their natural instincts.

Then Shi Shiran showed his figure and walked to the Science and Technology Museum.

When he arrived at the door, Xu Yunji looked at a group of waist-high children wearing yellow hats, his forehead twitched, and he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Sun Zesi's words seemed to echo in his ears - "Generally, there are many children in the Science and Technology Museum, but the noisy ones."

It seemed that this silly roe deer had expected it to some extent.

Today, I caught up with an event organized by some school, so I came to visit it together.

Xu Yunji said to Mr. Ying Long, "Let's take two quick steps."

"Huh?" Shen Xie turned to look at him, and saw that this man had a serious face, as if he was about to face some major challenge.

"Go in before these kids."

Xu Yunji's solemn expression made Shen Xie sneer: "As for this look? What's wrong with the child?"

Xu Yunji glanced at him, and said to himself that the children you have seen all the time are minor cultivators of the sect you have blessed. They have been carefully taught at a young age, and they are even more cautious in their words and deeds in front of the beast.

I'm afraid they haven't seen ordinary children in modern times, have they?

Oh, these are also "sacred beasts" - sealed by the parents.

He couldn't explain to Shen Xie how much noise a group of elementary school students could make, but he resolutely led Shen Xie forward.

Fortunately, they bought tickets online in advance, and easily entered by scanning their mobile phones. The chattering little ones were still gathering, and the teacher explained the precautions in advance.

However, when I entered the science and technology museum, I found that even if I escaped the school group activity team, the museum was still full of children, mainly preschoolers and elementary school students.

Especially in the lobby, many parents are here to ask questions, look for explanations, buy food and drink, rest, etc., and the children who seem to have endless energy are scurrying around in the lobby like lively chicks. , Rampage, and their cheerful screams sounded from time to time.

The science and technology museum is still similar to an egg shape.

The sound effect is particularly good.

The child's screams seemed to be bouncing on the eardrums, and Xu Yunji was suffering from the cultivator's keen five senses at this moment.Then he remembered that the senses of divine beasts were a hundred times stronger than those of cultivators.

He quietly glanced at Mr. Ying Long beside him, and found that there were blue veins popping out on his forehead.

Xu Yunji hurriedly said:

"In modern society, in a society ruled by law, children are the flowers of the motherland..."

"To shut up."

Shen Xie rubbed his temples, then gave him a cold look: "You are noisier than these human cubs."

Xu Yunji looked angry.

Shen Xie said, "Go in - what is this place for?"

"Scientific common sense. Science is the foundation of modern society." Xu Yunji went in a direction with few people.

This area is an area that talks about physical principles. There are no planes, trains, and dinosaurs there. It is popular with children, and it is relatively quiet.

Xu Yunji pulled Shen Xie to look at the exhibition board, what molecular motion, what energy conservation, what Coulomb's law.Xu Yunji was afraid that the boss would be bored watching it, but he turned out to be very serious. After reading it at a glance, he nodded:

"It's kind of interesting. The wisdom of mortals is quite remarkable."

"Yeah. So you can go to heaven and earth even without mana. Isn't it amazing?"

After talking, they walked to an area where they did a small experiment.After all, it is mainly aimed at children, and it would be too boring to be full of display boards.

The experiment done here is the siphon effect. It is probably to take several plastic cups with curved straws inserted into the cup walls, place them at different heights, and then inject colored liquid that is higher than the straw into the tallest cup. Observe that the liquid is sucked up along the straw, and then flows from the curved straw into the cup below, mixing with another color in the cup below.

The essence is to use the height difference and the liquid flow caused by the atmospheric pressure.

Those who have studied physics in junior high school will not think so. Xu Yunji glanced over the heads of the crowded children, not very interested.

When he turned his head and saw Shen Xie looking at the cup in the operator's hand with a strangely focused expression, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

This person may be very stressful when he is serious because he has the aura of a superior person and has sharp eyebrows.

But now seeing him staring at a small physics experiment at the junior high school level, concentrating on it, with a look of serious thinking, even if his face is serious, it only makes people feel cute in contrast.

Xu Yunji couldn't help but be rebellious and secretly cute.

Maybe his gaze stayed on Shen Xie's face for too long, and when the other party turned to look at him, the smile on Xu Yunji's face hadn't had time to restrain, and he was caught.

"What are you laughing at? Laughing at me?"

Shen Xie narrowed his eyes.

"No, no, I'm just very happy." Of course Xu Yunji couldn't admit what he was thinking, so he quickly denied it.

"happy?"

The man's expression became a little weird.

Xu Yunji didn't care to think about why he had this expression, but just nodded -- he didn't want to know how the other party would react to the big joke.

In the end, he nodded desperately, and saw Shen Xie's expression become meaningful:

"See how happy I am?"

"...?"

Xu Yunji almost couldn't catch his breath.

He wants to say brother, aren't you so narcissistic?

But the other party was dozens of grandfathers older than his grandfather, and a piece of fingernail could press him to death, so he didn't dare.

So Xu Yunji could only smile awkwardly but politely.

Perhaps his expression was regarded as acquiescence, Shen Xie snorted softly from his nasal cavity, he was quite satisfied with what he heard, and then turned his head to look at the siphon experiment.

Xu Yunji stood at the side with a dull expression and a turbulent heart: ...Don't just talk about yourself and think it.

He was thinking about how to get Shen Xie to stop arbitrarily installing weird avatars for him, when the staff of the Science and Technology Museum over there had finished the operation, and said softly, "Do you want to try it, kids?".

A group of human pups all raised their hands and chirped "I want".Like a flock of fluffy chickens that have broken their shells.

Funny.

Xu Yungup looked at them twice, and pulled Shen Xie: "Let's go?"

As a result, conflicts broke out among the cubs at this moment.

Originally, the staff member ordered three children to do the experiment, but one boy who was not selected quit and shouted at the top of his voice, "I want it too! I want it too! Why don't you let me do it?!"

It's like the magic sound pierces the ears.

The staff lady glanced at him in embarrassment, and said in a good voice: "Sorry, kid, we only have three sets of experimental equipment. I have already told these three children, let's wait for a while, okay? We will wait a while Do it again."

"No! There's a water world show in 10 minutes! I'm going to see it! I'm going to do it now!"

The little boy refused to let go, and even started to grab the plastic cup in the hand of another little boy who was close to him.

"Little friend, we are good boys, right? We can't steal other people's things——"

The staff didn't finish their words of dissuasion, when a tall and burly man walked by, and the voice sounded like the father of a boy who was making a fuss: "This is also a special situation for us. If the child wants to play, let him play first, can't he? Isn’t it just for children to play with something valuable? Who will do it first? We’ll wait to see the performance, let him do experiments first, and then give it to other children.”

As he said that, he actually started directly, took the cup from the hand of the child next to him, and stuffed it to his son.

His son beamed with joy, and the little boy next to him who was robbed of his cup burst into tears with a "wow".

The staff looked angry: "How can you do this? Other people's children are also children—"

The mother of the crying child on the other side heard the voice of her own child. She was chatting with someone nearby, and snatched it over in two steps, and wiped her tears worriedly: "Son, don't you cry, what's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? Mom said..."

It was noisy and chaotic.

Only the father and son looked very happy.The little boy who got the cup didn't care that the kid next to him was crying, he just smiled and was ready to start the experiment.

Xu Yunji looked at it and sighed: "This child... Forget it, with that kind of father, this child is also very pitiful."

Behind the bear child is the bear parent, and the child cannot be blamed for having problems, it is purely that he was raised like this.

He sighed, and pulled Shen Xie to leave again, but he didn't.

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Xu Yunji went to see Shen Xie, only to find that he was definitely looking at the father and son at the other end, with an ugly expression on his face.

The young man was excited and lowered his voice: "A society ruled by law..."

"Do you only know these four words?" Shen Xie didn't even give him a look, "Is it possible that you expect me to kill him for this kind of person? He also deserves to die under my claws?"

Xu Yunji: "..."

The author has something to say: These two... hahahaha, why are they so funny when they get along.

I have written several articles on Gongshou, this pair is really something I can’t help but enjoy while writing hhhh

And have I been particularly diligent these two days?Praise me, collect me, irrigate me~