Scientific Immortal Training Course

After Xu Yunji finished speaking, there was silence below.

The expressions on the faces of the students all restrained. Some of them were a little bit flustered before, showing shame on their faces.

Xu Yunji didn't know if they really listened to it, but the ugly words came first, and he should do what he should do afterwards. These students are smart and down-to-earth, so they know that they should practice hard.For those who have a crooked mind, reality will teach him how to behave.

After some beating, the atmosphere in the classroom was a bit too solemn.

Xu Yunji smiled: "Okay, let's not talk nonsense, now we have class. Before we talk about today's content, let's check everyone's study in the past two weeks. Did I tell you last class? Qimen Dunjia I have learned it, but I have learned it shallowly, so I have to be flexible and learn how to use it. Did you go back and do your homework as I asked you?"

One by one, like quails, avoiding eye contact with him.I don't know if it's because I haven't slowed down after being beaten, or I haven't gone down to review.

Xu Yunji drew a few lines on the blackboard with his spiritual power.Draw a Qimen Dunjia-style three-layer board, click on the four directions, and flip the chalk casually to choose a direction on the board.

He glanced and said:

"Southwest, Kun Palace. Let me propose a question for you to decide—in the year of Bingwu, the main thing will move to the southwest. Look at this disk, what can you see?"

The disk surface on the blackboard has a structure of downwards north and upwards south, and the upper right corner of the Jiugong grid is marked with the three characters Qin Kaikun.

The students below searched for their own memories, some wrote and drew, and they all kept going.

Xu Yunji ordered a student: "Chang Baichuan, tell me about it."

Chang Baichuan is the 35-year-old student who has no spiritual roots and has been repeatedly sentenced to "death" by various forces.He has worked harder ever since he introduced Qi into his body with the help of Xu Yunji, and now he has successfully reached the entry level.In terms of the solidity of basic knowledge, he must be one of the best people in this class.

But he is hardworking, and his mind is somewhat rigid.It may be because I couldn't practice before, so I knew to endorse it, and it is inevitable to be dogmatic in practical application.

——This is also a common problem for cultivators in this world. Xu Yunji thought about starting from his own training class and slowly getting over it.

Chang Baichuan was called, stood up and answered:

"Teacher, my idea is this. From the point of view of the 'door palace good or bad', this three-layer disk opens the door in Kun Palace, Kun Palace is earth, and opening the door is gold. 'It is auspicious[1]. My judgment is that it is advantageous to move."

Xu Yunji nodded and asked him to sit down. Chang Baichuan thought he got the answer right, and he showed a little joy on his face.

However, the teacher on the stage turned his head and poked the blackboard heavily with chalk:

"Everyone pay attention—Chang Baichuan's answer is a typical wrong answer—don't laugh, you are all prone to make this mistake. Can Chang Baichuan learn seriously? Seriously. His answer is standard. It looks like memorizing the good and bad tables of the palace! But——if I look up the table, I can infer, what do I need a Feng Shui master for? What do I need a practitioner for?"

The young man re-wrote the word "Xin Gui" in the upper right corner with chalk, and then drew a circle with chalk.

"The door is auspicious, not bad, but pay attention to what I asked about the migration as a personnel matter, what is the main thing to look at? Check whether the door works. Heavenly birds are earth, opening the door is metal, and native metal is born. Here, 'birth' means control, and the star controls the door. , the door loses its function. What works? It is Xin-gui. Xin-gui is the canopy of the prison[2]-everyone should have memorized the judgment table of ten stems in the world, right? Xin Gui judged it as evil .So this disk, if you solve it, it is fierce."

Xu Yunji put down the chalk, stepped off the podium, and turned around among the seats:

"Nine stars, eight gates, eight trigrams, nine palaces, heavenly stems, earthly branches, and eight gods are the most basic knowledge. When we actually make judgments, we can't just follow the scriptures, but we need to analyze specific problems. In the process of learning, everyone should have scientific knowledge. Spirit, you must be diligent in thinking, diligent in using your brain, and combine theory with practice, do you remember?"

"Remember!" The following answered unevenly.

Xu Yunji nodded in satisfaction and continued to lecture.

After class, the other students left separately, but Sun Zesi came over to look for him.

Xu Yunji glanced at him:

"Is something wrong?"

"Well, Teacher Xu, the other classmate and I are the only ones in our class who haven't started yet." Sun Zesi smiled and leaned over, "I'm a student you personally selected, and my level is not good now. Does it tarnish your eyes? — Teacher Xu, can you make up my lessons?"

This young master is the best at hitting snakes with sticks.

At that time, he called and asked if he could also come to the training. Xu Yunji said yes, and he took the students personally invited by the teacher one by one.But his hippie smiling face and familiar attitude are just right. Xu Yunji taught him a lesson because of his outspokenness when they first met, and he has a long memory after that, so he is not annoying now.

Xu Yunji chuckled lightly:

"I haven't taught you a small stove? When you first started the class, your foundation was poor, but I made a list of books for you alone. Have you read it?"

Sun Zesi gave a dry laugh:

"It's not...their books are all written in a godly way. It's not like your lectures are very simple, very organized, and your lectures are very scientific. Those books are all mysterious, as if you deliberately don't speak well Yes. I can’t even understand it.”

"Don't step on it here. It's useless for you to brag about me. The homework is left for you. You learn it by yourself. It's your own business to learn to be the tail of the crane."

"Yes yes yes, of course it's my fault. I don't have a good foundation and I know it... Cough. But to tell you frankly, those formations and so on, the heavenly stems and gossips, make my brain hurt. I really didn't read the book. Read it well. But for things like cultivation and drawing qi into the body, I dare say that I am diligent and diligent. But why can’t I enter the door?”

Sun Zesi is also quite capable of acting, clasped his fists and begged with a bitter face,

"Teacher, do you want to stop giving pointers?"

Xu Yunji laughed: "Who can't understand your little thoughts? I feel that whether it is a formation or a Qimen Dunjia, there are too many things to memorize, and I can't let you make a fireball and save a water ball, so don't worry about it." You think it's cool to practice, and you can talk about it, right? But why don't you think about how you, a person who doesn't have what they call a spiritual root, can draw qi into your body? Just practice what I taught you Is physical exercise useful? How do you get spiritual energy into your body if you don’t set up an array? Don’t understand how the body’s own meridians and five elements can regulate the spiritual power in your body? Tell you, there is no shortcut to this matter! How to learn how to learn!”

"……Yes."

After hearing this, Sun Zesi replied feebly with a bitter face.

Seeing him say goodbye with a bitter face, Xu Yunji thought that the Sun family had recently invested a lot of money to build the Hope Primary School.

"Tomorrow morning, you come to the office to find me, and I will give you a few formation questions for you to do, so as to lay a solid foundation for you. You should really learn from Chang Baichuan on this point. His brain is dead, but the basics Knowledge is not discounted at all.”

"Yes—" Sun Zesi responded in a dragged tone, "Thank you. See you tomorrow, teacher?"

However, the next day, when Sun Zesi arrived at Xu Yunji's office, he found that besides Mr. Xu, there was another person.

He doesn't know.

But at first glance, he was surprised: what a big man!

Mr. Xu is not short, and he is nearly 1.8 meters. In front of this person, he is very delicate, and he can even be called petite.

This man was more than two meters tall, with dark skin exposed outside his clothes, and his short sleeves were bulging due to the knotted muscles on his arms.Looking at the facial features, they are actually quite good-looking, but they are different from Mr. Xu's handsomeness, and also different from Mr. Xu's man (Shen Xie)'s imposing handsomeness, which reveals a roughness.I feel that this look is especially suitable for a big flower arm.

Sun Zesi felt envious when he saw it: This is a real man.

This figure, this size, this aura!One word, cow!

He wanted to ask how this old man practiced, but he came here for business, so he just smiled at this two-meter-tall old man, and then greeted Xu Yunji:

"Teacher Xu!"

Xu Yunji was also helpless. The Superintendent had told him to start preparing to give Kui Sheng a political lesson in the near future, but he never expected to be so daring.

He came over to give Sun Zesi a question in the morning, and after a while, the teaching assistant called, saying that there was a big man who looked very difficult to mess with at the door of the teaching building and wanted to find him.

Xu Yunji looked over and saw that it was Kui Sheng.

He asked how the other party came here. Although Kui Sheng has experienced the sugar-coated shells of Jujuncao and American Niuji during this period of time, and has seen the power of human weapons, his temperament for many years is not so easy to change. Talk to him. Still love to ignore, very proud.

Xu Yunji still relied on Shen Xie's status as a family member to make him willing to communicate.

The chicken and the duck talked and asked for a while, and Xu Yunji probably figured it out.

But it turns out that the super management department really has nothing to do with Kui Sheng during this period. It is time to register. However, the popularization of common sense in modern society is not going smoothly. There is nothing to do. Think about Xu Yunji, who has his own strong foreign aid. After that, he was under the control of Xu Yunji.

That is to say, there must be some handover work.But Kui Sheng didn't care about these things. Hearing that the human beings serving him had changed—yes, that's how he understood—he went directly to this building to find someone according to the introduction of the super management department.

When Xu Yunji encountered such a man early in the morning, he was in a bad mood.

Just when Sun Zesi came over at this moment, he put aside the mess of Kui Niu first, and prepared to leave the questions and homework for Sun Zesi first, and let him go to the next door to draw the formation, and then he had a good time with the Superintendent. Break it off.

"Have you come here? I still have something to do here. You first draw the array and palace I drew on this piece of paper, and then go to the classroom to display it. Come to me for correction after you finish it."

Xu Yunji handed over the topic he had written, and the phone rang. He glanced at the screen and saw that it was the landline number of the Super Management Department, so he said to the two people in the office, "I'm sorry to answer the phone first." Take the phone out of the office first.

The super management department asked him to help him look at a strange thing he discovered recently, and it took him ten to ten minutes to finish the conversation.

When Xu Yunji returned to the office, he was shocked——

I saw Sun Zesi and Kui Sheng together, each holding a mobile phone with fingers flying, and the mobile phone would emit sound effects such as "One kill!", "Ah! You were hit!", "Double kill!" , and the special effect sound of being attacked.The two were chatting while looking at their mobile phones, looking very enthusiastic.

Kui Sheng's tone was very irritable, and he said from time to time: "What does this mean? Why do you keep hitting me?"

Sun Zesi's attention was mostly on his mobile phone, and occasionally he poked his head to respond to Kui Sheng, and replied perfunctorily:

"You operate the dishes, isn't this a gift? If you don't beat me, who will you beat?", "Brother, don't you play games? No, it must be because you don't surf the Internet, right? You don't even understand the buzzwords for swearing?"

His tone was not polite at all, and just like that, Kui Sheng, who looked at others with a contemptuous look of "you are all servants", didn't explode? ——Of course, his mana was restrained by Shen Xie, and he couldn't get angry even if he wanted to.But with his two-meter-high body, he could beat Sun Zesi to death with his fists.

In the end, he was not angry. He was furious when he heard Sun Zesi say that the people on the phone were scolding him, but it was completely aimed at the players over there:

"How dare an ant! How dare you scold me, let me curse him—curse him—"

He was stuck for a while, and Xu Yunji knew it was because he didn't know the name, location and other information of the player on the opposite side.A strange beast like Kui Niu already has a fairy rank, and the curses that are not spoken can come true, at least contain a trace of the power of law, even if the spell is sealed, it will be effective as long as his level is here.It is impossible to curse a person to death with a single sentence, but it is really possible to teach the other party a little lesson.How should I put it, it means that every targeted sentence he said is similar to the bad luck charm Xu Yunji used for Sun Zesi back then.

It's just that the stronger the curse, the higher the requirements. Kui Sheng doesn't know anything about the players over there, so he struggles with what to say to make it work.If it is a curse of seeing blood and injury, it is definitely useless to be in such a ignorant situation.

In the end, Sun Zesi didn't understand anything, and thought that this brother was really honest, not only couldn't understand Internet swearing, he couldn't even swear at people in the street when he was angry, so he casually gave him advice:

"Curse him to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, go to the toilet without toilet paper, and the subway closes a second before he goes up."

"Okay! I'll curse him like this!" Kui Sheng patted his thigh and repeated Sun Zesi's words.

Xu Yunji stared blankly at the scene in the office, exited silently, closed the door, and reopened it to come in again.

...not hallucinations.

But it might as well be a hallucination.

He really wanted to ask Sun Zesi, do you know who your "brother" is.

Why is this kid so powerful? This familiar ability has already been tossed on the strange beast?

The author has something to say: Sun Zesi, a rich second generation with a wrong style of painting.

Note:

[1][2] Wang Jugong. Introduction to Shushu—Qimen Dunjia and Jing’s Yixue[M]. Hualing Publishing House: Beijing, 2009: 175-.