Do not treat fanfiction as a guidebook

There was a white light in front of my eyes.

Yu Xian sat up suddenly from the bed, and the quilt slipped off his body.He glanced to the side in a daze, and the seat next to him was empty.Looking to the other side, there was a stool next to it, and the folded clothes were placed on it, which was the coat he wore last night.

He subconsciously opened the quilt and looked at his lower body.

Fortunately, nothing happened.

He didn't know why he should worry about these things.

Yu Xian moved his legs and feet, and the bed board made a sound.After hearing the sound, the demon outside knocked on the door immediately, then opened the door and walked in. "My lord, I brought you new clothes."

Most of the clothes they sent to Yu Xian were black.Today's set is a rare change of color, a rich cyan robe, plus a fur coat.

"Yesterday you said you wanted to go out for a walk, so I prepared a thick coat for you." The little goblin was very considerate.

Hearing her words, Yu Xian burst into tears.

Girls are so nice. Although he couldn't fall in love with girls in his previous life, he still has a reason for his whole heart towards girls.

"Do you want me to change your clothes for you?" the little fairy asked him shyly.

"That's unnecessary." Yu Xian refused.

Maybe he was being sentimental, but he always felt that after he came to the Demon Realm, it was like Tang Seng fell into the den of goblins.Similar things may have happened in his previous life, but he didn't care about love affairs at all at that time, and naturally he didn't notice that someone was showing kindness to him.

The little goblin smiled, and then said, "Then I'm stepping back. If you need anything, please call us."

Yu Xian still knows how to dress himself, but he is certainly not as thoughtful as Liu Jichen is when he dresses for him.Liu Jichen is meticulous in his work, and his clothes are neat and beautiful.Under his attire, Yu Xian is a handsome young man.And Yu Xian dresses himself, he is a bohemian madman.In addition, his face is too beautiful, and he usually doesn't have the last two words.

After getting dressed, Yu Xian shifted his gaze to the folded clothes on the stool.

Staring at it, his face suddenly turned red.

Could it be that he dreamed of Liu Jichen appearing and kissing himself last night?

Yu Xian groaned, holding his head in shame.

Not just kisses, he dreamed of them hugging and rubbing each other, both horny and eager.

The wine that got into my throat burned my heart.

Why would he have such a dream?

Just when Yu Xian loathed himself, there was a knock on the door outside. "My lord, it's time to go out."

Only then did Yu Xian break away from his emotions, "Come here."

This time, Yu Xian went out to check the enchantment of the Demon Realm and the current status of the other monsters.

No. [-] dogleg in his previous life, when he heard that he had such a plan, he immediately recommended himself to lead him the way. "My lord, I am Purple Orchid, an orchid that has grown into a spirit." The man dressed fancy stood beside Yu Xian and introduced himself eagerly.

Yu Xian is now in a state of extreme self-indulgence and affection. He watched Zi Lan courting him, and lamented in his heart, another young boy fell under his charm.

Zilan took Yu Xian and walked around the Demon Spirit Realm.

"Huh?" Yu Xian was suddenly surprised.

"What's wrong?" Zilan looked at him.

Yu Xian pointed to the highest mountain peak, where the top of the mountain entered the clouds, and the white clouds and white snow seemed to blend into one.

"There is a loophole in the enchantment." Yu Xian said.

Zilan's thoughts were simple, "Probably the top of the mountain poked a hole in the barrier."

Hearing this, Yu Xian rolled his eyes at him.

If he can stay here longer, he must be impatient to popularize compulsory education in the Demon Realm.The child's IQ needs to be adjusted.

Zilan was despised, so she kept her mouth shut and dared not speak.

"I'll go up and see the situation." Yu Xian is very confident in himself, there is no way a hole will appear in his enchantment for no reason, "If there are enemies on it, I have to take care of you when I fight, which will be troublesome. So you wait here for me." Yu Xian told him.

Zilan was apprehensive, "Yes."

Yu Xian doesn't need to put on the skin of a monk now, he directly uses his own demon power to fly up the mountain easily.

The higher the place, the fiercer the wind and snow.

The strong wind blew furiously, and the snow was pushed, possessing unlimited attack power.

Yu Xian landed steadily on the mountain peak, the wind blew his neckline open, he silently put on his fur coat, stepped on the snow, and walked towards the place where heresy appeared.He walked over and found nothing.Except for the wind and snow, there is only one beautiful snow lotus.After Yu Xian confirmed that there were no enemies here, he patched the loophole.After finishing this one thing, he turned around and prepared to leave.When he turned around, the wind and snow got bigger.

Suddenly, a pleasant voice sounded, "Are you my lord?"

It was an unfamiliar voice.

Yu Xian turned his head.

The snow lotus that was originally behind him disappeared, and instead, a person covered in white and wearing a white mask sat on the snow.

Yu Xian immediately narrowed his eyes.

He has PTSD to this outfit.

The man snow lotus turned into stood up, and he walked in front of Yu Xian with slow steps.He is half a head taller than Yu Xian, with broad shoulders, thin waist, straight back and long legs. He is a rare stunner at first glance.

He was wearing a mask, and his face was approaching Yu Xian.

Yu Xian backed away subconsciously.

He chuckled, "Oh."

Perhaps Yu Xian's ears were red because of the cold ice and snow.

The Snow Lotus Demon found it interesting, so she pushed forward and spoke close to his ear in the snowstorm. "I am a snow lotus that has grown here for thousands of years. I have witnessed the cycle of the four seasons and finally met my Lord."

He was obviously wearing a mask, but Yu Xian somehow felt that when he spoke, his mouth was close to his ears, and Yu Xian's ears became redder.He realized later that he might have been molested, so he took a step back and asked, "Why are you wearing a mask?" He was very wary of people who couldn't see their faces.

The Snow Lotus Demon touched her mask, and said in a resentful tone, "Because my face will frighten people, I was afraid that my Lord would also leave me, so I put on a mask."

Yu Xian apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm a handsome guy, so I don't quite understand your thoughts."

Snow Lotus Demon let out a low laugh, but was not angry at Yu Xian's offensive words.

Yu Xian knew he was wrong, so he asked him, "There will be a lot of people going to drink in my palace later, do you want to go together?" He invited.

Snow Lotus Demon said: "I am extremely honored."

Yu Xian went out to patrol and brought a snow lotus demon back to the palace.

At first, the vixen saw Yu Xian bring a strange creature back, and thought he was going to have sex.She looked the Snow Lotus Demon up and down, with a disgusted look on her face, "So you like this kind of pretending to be pure, just tell me no from the beginning."

Yu Xian was about to be pissed off by her, this was probably the smartest person he had ever seen.

Snow Lotus Demon smiled and introduced herself.

He said that he was a white snow lotus flower growing on the mountain peak, and he had already matured, but he had been silently staying on the top of the mountain before.This was the first time he saw so many companions, and he was so happy that he didn't know what to say.

Someone expressed sympathy.

The vixen disdained it, but it turned out to be a white lotus.

"You lived on the mountain before?" A monster was surprised, "Why have I never met you before?"

"I've never met you before." Snow Lotus Demon said.

"Ahahaha, it doesn't matter, meeting is fate. Come on, brother, have a drink." He cheerfully poured a glass of wine for Snow Lotus Demon.

The Snow Lotus Demon was wearing a mask, looking at a glass of wine on the table, and remained silent.

"Take off the mask." A demon suggested.

Snow Lotus Demon raised her hand and tightened her mask, "No way."

The demons were not attached to this matter, seeing that he refused to take off the mask, the rest of them drank together.

"My lord." A demon squeezed beside Yu Xian who was drinking, "Yesterday we sang, today we come to dance." She put her hands on Yu Xian's shoulders, her plump breasts Xian hit him.

The snow lotus demon who was staring at the side suddenly had a murderous look on her body.

The monster who was sitting next to him silently moved away.

It's okay not to talk about this, but when talking about what happened last night, Yu Xian will get angry. "You didn't want to hear me sing last night, so you got me drunk, right?"

When the demon heard his words of accountability, she immediately felt guilty, and she immediately waved her hand, "I wasn't here last night."

"I clearly saw you." Yu Xian's memory is much better than that of ordinary people.

The demon continued to pour wine for him, "In short, let's dance for you, to soothe my Lord's wounded heart after losing love."

"My lord is broken in love?" Xuelian Yao suddenly came over, and he sat on the other side of Yu Xian.He didn't know how to measure distance, so he sat down next to Yu Xian.Yu Xian has him on one side and the demon on the other, and the people on both sides are very close to him, and he is about to be squeezed into a piece of cake in the middle.

"Go away." Yu Xian said in a bad tone.

Seeing that his hands were being squeezed up, Xuelian Yao immediately grabbed Yu Xian's hand and pulled him to his side, away from the demon next to him. "Who is so bold to hurt my lord?" His tone was soft and gentle, like the spring wind.

Yu Xian said, "That's not the case, I dumped someone else." He proudly pointed his thumb at himself.

In an instant, whistles sounded from all over the palace.

"I don't care for the kind of man who is always on the move." Yu Xian spread his hands indifferently, "by his side, he will not only be threatened but also bullied. It's better to be in the Demon Spirit Realm..." If it wasn't for being tricked into doing the task at the beginning , who is going to practice hard.He is in the Demon Spirit Realm, and he can easily obtain the power to destroy the world.Yu Xian stretched out his finger. He originally wanted to pick the Snow Lotus Demon's chin, but now that he was wearing a mask, he simply tucked his finger into his lapel. "Here, any kind of beauty is within easy reach." He deliberately used Fingertips touched his skin.

Snow Lotus Demon's body shook immediately, and her skin turned red.

Yu Xian saw it, found it interesting, squinted his eyes and smiled.

During his return to the Demon Spirit Realm, he was either tearful or pitiful, and rarely smiled like this, with a bit of vileness and a bit of innocence, and the viewers were all fascinated and lost their souls.

At this time, someone played music, and the monsters danced.

The dance of demons is different from that of mortals. They have different shapes, and when they move a little, the strong demonic energy will mix with each other, like a haze of ghosts.

Yu Xian let go of the snow lotus demon's clothes, and happily enjoyed the dance while drinking a glass of wine.

When his fingers left the snow lotus demon's skin, the snow lotus demon could feel the strength in his body being pulled away, and his body fell backwards.He maintained his balance by resting his hands on the floor behind his back.

Seeing this, all the demons shook their heads, feeling that they are indeed the evil destroyers of the world, not only will not let the righteous people be spared, but even their own people will not be spared.It seems that another ignorant little white flower has been fascinated by Yu Xian.

A demon kindly reminded Xuelian Yao, "Don't love him, it won't work."

"He will despise you for being ugly."

"He's good at ruining your heart unintentionally."

"There is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world."

Snow Lotus Demon's eyes were hot and crazy, "I like to challenge difficult problems."

"Take care!" They understand that without being stepped on by Yu Xian once, it is difficult for ordinary people to accept the naked/cruel reality.

He doesn't have to wait too long, Yu Xian is here to step on his heart.

"Wow, it's a good thing I threw the ring to him." Yu Xian recalled what happened a few days ago and sighed, "Otherwise, how depressed I would be seeing that thing all day long."

"My lord." The demon chatted with him, "The man who fought with you that day was really pretty."

Yu Xian rubbed his chin, "It's useless to look good. A man who dares to step on me twice will be hacked to death by me sooner or later. Besides, thinking about it now, I still prefer girls. "

"Really?" The vixen snickered aside, then pulled off her clothes, revealing her round shoulders, ready to regain her prestige and make persistent efforts to seduce Yu Xian.

Yu Xian met the vixen's eyes and shook his head regretfully.

It can't be you in the first place.

The vixen pulled up his clothes depressingly, and then drank.

"What kind of person does my lord like?" Snow Lotus Demon sat cross-legged beside him.

"Go away, go away, I will ask this question." The little demon beside him was anxious.

The Snow Lotus Demon stretched out his hand. His hand looked weak, but in fact, he overthrew the little demon with excessive force.

After Yu Xian drank a few glasses of wine, he was already drifting away, "Sweet and soft girl." He giggled.

"That's not the standard!" Xuelian Yao suddenly became serious, even rigid to the point of ignorance.

After Yu Xian drank, he narrowed his eyes and thought about his conditions for finding a wife.This one has not been in a successful relationship for more than 20 years, and it seems that he has not thought about this issue carefully.After getting rid of Liu Jichen, he thought and thought, and thought and thought, and finally he could only say, "Sweet and soft girl." He was a little bitter.

"My lord is drunk!" the monsters judged.

Snow Lotus Demon remained silent, then sat next to Yu Xian, unwilling to move away even a step.

On the other side, the vixen hooked up with a new partner. She blew on a jug of wine, and suddenly, the invitation to wine became a booze.Knowing this, the demon still drank it.Then, he hugged the vixen happily and left the place.

The jug of wine on Yu Xian's table has been finished.

The goblins wanted to pour him a new jug of wine, but the jug was empty.

"There's still wine here." A demon picked up the jug on the vixen's table and threw it over.

The demon caught it with its tail and put it on Yu Xian's table.

Yu Xian didn't doubt that he was there, poured the wine directly, and drank it.

He didn't drink much in the first place. After drinking this pot, he immediately lay down on the table and started hiccupping again.

The demons are dancing, and the demons who accompany them are playing the pipa, imitating the mortal girl holding her voice, and deliberately singing obscenity/ci, "Yulu ice mat mandarin duck brocade, powder melts fragrance and sweat flows mountain pillow."

The lovers are covered with mandarin duck quilts, sleep together with the branches, and the makeup and powder flow with fragrant sweat.

Guess what this couple is doing.

Some demons understood and covered their mouths and laughed.

When Yu Xian was drunk, he felt his body was burning, especially the deliberate melodious voice, which made his face blush.

Seeing that they were playing, the Snow Lotus Demon immediately stretched out her hand and hugged Yu Xian, "My lord, you are drunk, I will send you back to sleep."

"Um...um..." Yu Xian's voice was vague.

"Offended." After Xuelian Yao finished speaking, she immediately hugged Yu Xian horizontally.

Seeing this, the demons became even more enthusiastic.

Before Yu Xian became unconscious, his last thought was that they would die tomorrow.

Xuelian Yao hugged Yu Xian and found that his body temperature was higher than usual.He was a little surprised, but thought he might have been drunk.

He carried Yu Xian back to the room, Yu Xian struggled halfway, and then even turned his body sideways, hugging his neck tightly.It was also because he turned around that the Snow Lotus Demon discovered the abnormality of his body. "Tsk, so didn't I always remind you not to eat anything handed to you?" His voice was suddenly severe, full of dissatisfaction with Xian's negligent attitude.

Yu Xian was drunk and obviously didn't know anything. He hugged the neck of the person next to him tightly, and then moved impatiently.

"Wait." He Xuelian Yao said anxiously, then quickened his pace, and quickly found Yu Xian's room.

Yu Xian waved his hands and feet wildly. When he waved his hand once, he patted Snow Lotus Demon's face with his palm, and then took off his mask.

Under the mask is a face that Yu Xian is absolutely familiar with.

Liu Jichen kicked open the door of Yu Xian's room, put him on the bed, and then touched his face aggrievedly.This kid is so rude.

Yu Xian lay on the bed, rolling around in pain.When he rolled to Liu Jichen's side, he finally calmed down a little.Liu Jichen took out Qingxin Pills, poured out three pills, and was about to feed Yu Xian the medicine.

Unexpectedly, Yu Xian stretched out his hand suddenly and grabbed Liu Jichen's hair.

Liu Jichen grinned in pain.

Yu Xian ignored his cry of pain and continued to pull his hair vigorously.

In order to prevent his hair from being pulled out by him, Liu Jichen didn't even care about medicine, and hurriedly lowered his head, leaning in the direction of his hand.

Next to Yu Xian's hand was his head. When Liu Jichen lowered his head, he immediately hugged his neck and kissed him impatiently.Because he was too anxious, he didn't even find Liu Jichen's mouth accurately, but knocked on the corner of his mouth.

As the smell of blood dissipated, Yu Xian paused, and then kissed him more eagerly.

Liu Jichen let him ravage/ravage him, and then asked him pitifully, "What do you want to do?" You can do whatever you want.

Yu Xian said, "I want to knead the dough."

Knead the dough, knead the white and fat dough.

The white hands fell on the top of the dough, and first kneaded vigorously on both sides of the dough to knead the dough evenly.Then grab the flour on the dough and pull it up.Since the dough is reconciled, it will spring back immediately after being pulled.

Yu Xian was in a hurry, and he used his hands hard.

Because he was unconscious, his fingers were wrapped in the dough in a short while, and he was entangled in the sticky dough for a while, and he broke free several times roughly.

"Slow down." Liu Jichen's low voice rang in his ears, "If you do this, it will break."

Yu Xian pressed his head hard, not allowing him to speak.

He wished that this person would die.

Yu Xian has no experience. Before this, he had only watched online tutorials on kneading dough, but he had never tried it.

He stopped immediately, but the dough had already been splashed with water by Liu Jichen, and the water flowed down the table.

Yu Xian dawdled, Liu Jichen finally couldn't help turning the dough over by himself, and pressed it hard on the wooden stick.

After the dough is reconciled, it needs to be carefully divided into pieces, and then spread evenly with a stick.

Go slow at first, exploring along the edges.When the edge has been ground almost, it is necessary to use the momentum to go straight to the sky.

The table was shaking non-stop due to the strength of the two of them.

Because the dough was too wear-resistant, they tossed for a long time before stopping.

The scene was in a mess, Yu Xian went from bottom to top, looking at the blushing face of the person above, he couldn't help reaching out his hand again, and grabbed his hair fiercely.

Liu Jichen let out a sound in pain.

Yu Xian found that she liked his painful expression.

Liu Jichen wasn't angry either, but just smiled provocatively, and then asked him deliberately, pinching his throat, "Do you still want to knead the dough?"

Yu Xian turned over and pressed him down, put his hand on his chest, with a rare and strong look, "Changing the direction." The corner of his mouth hooked his hand, his peach eyes blinked, and the pure black eyeballs did not move at all. stared at him intently.

This is what it looks like when a predator takes aim at their prey.

This is Yu Xian's expression on killing people.

Liu Jichen was breathing, his chest was pumping, he forced a smile to hide the fact that he was shocked by Yu Xian, "I should remind you, I forgot to close the door just now."

Yu Xian stretched out his hand and grabbed Liu Jichen's left hand.He passed his left hand to his face, and licked the ring on his ring finger with his tongue, "No wonder you are so excited, you pervert."

I don't know if he is still fascinated by the drug, or he has come to his senses.

Liu Jichen met his eyes, and his body trembled immediately.

……

There is joyful laughter outside the door, and the dark night sky is pierced with its secrets.

The golden crown and hairpin on the blue silk fell to the floor and collided with each other.

You must work hard all your life, and make you happy today.