The counterattack of the scheming beauty of the apocalypse

After eating corn on the cob, the two went home.

Pingping continued to put ducks by the stream, took a bite of compressed biscuits from time to time, and opened the kettle to drink water.

He only ate half of the biscuits and drank only half of the water.

He will leave the other half to his younger brother.

I just saw my younger brother digging sweet potatoes in the field, and I don't know how long it will be before I have time to come here.

Wei Yan went home and warmed up the scallion pancakes, sliced ​​and fried the luncheon meat, sandwiched them in the center of the scallion pancakes, and made a 'burger' for a belated lunch.

Wen Ruxuan quite likes this way of eating. The scallion pancake is thin and transparent, and the luncheon meat is thick and deliciously fried. When you bite into it, it is full of meat, which makes people feel a real sense of happiness.

They ate too much, and the two of them didn't take a nap, and leaned sideways to read comics.

The comics were bought by Wen Ruzhang when he was a child. At that time, his grandma had no money to give him pocket money, so he went up the mountain to find Polygonum multiflorum, wild walnuts, hairy peaches... and sold them on the street.

Sometimes no one bought it for a day or two, and sometimes when luck came, it would be sold out in a short while, and half of the money from the sale would be given to grandma, and he would use the rest to buy comic books at scrap yards.

Books at the waste collection station are very cheap. Residents in the town sell unwanted books to the collection station as waste paper for one yuan a catty, and he can buy them back for one yuan and five catties.

Buy it home, expose it to the sun for a few days on a cool board to remove the musty smell, and then take it back to the house.

These comic books have accompanied him for many winter and summer vacations, and now it seems that they are still lively and interesting, but some pages are rotten or infested by bugs because of the age, which makes the plot not coherent.

Wei Yan is very interested in reading comics. He rarely reads comics. When he was a child, his parents were still a couple.

He has the priority to use the TV at home, and he can also make calls and play cartoons on demand.

At that time, there was a fee to watch cartoons on demand, and the fee was not cheap.

Neighbors' children were often beaten for watching cartoons on demand.

Only him, not only was he not beaten, but his parents bought snacks for him, and he was eating snacks while watching his favorite cartoons, how enviable he was.

Every time Xiaopang next door was beaten, he would cry and slap on the door of his house, saying that he would be a son to his parents and would not go home. His parents couldn't laugh or cry, and looked embarrassed when facing the neighbors.

The neighbor couple was also embarrassed, and dragged the crying chubby back home, and soon there was another burst of howling.

How do you remember these things?

He thought he had already forgotten.

It is said that people like to recall the past when they are old, and he is not old now.

Wen Rujuan never saw TV when he was a child, his family was poor, and he couldn't afford to replace the light bulb if it broke.Grandma is old and illiterate, and her only source of income is farming.

No matter where you can earn money from farming, it’s good to be able to make ends meet, not to mention having to save tuition fees for your children. Although compulsory education has become popular, you have to pay for books and pens yourself.

His only happiness is to read the manga, read it over and over again, he knows all the plots inside, and he can tell where the plot is broken.

Wei Yan was full of admiration: "Brother Zhe, you have a really good memory", he has long forgotten all the cartoons he watched when he was a child.

Wen Ruzhe smiled and said nothing, just sketched out the character of Xueba, so that his wife would worship him for a while.

Staring at the pages of the book for too long and eyes swelled, the two got up and started to make 'afternoon tea'.

Boil a pot of fresh water and soak the dried lotus leaves in a teapot.

Then peel the chestnuts.

Chestnuts are grown in the orchard. They are big and fleshy, sweet and noodle, and taste very good.

Press the peeled chestnut kernels into mud, add water, flour and sugar and mix well.

Then knead into small round cakes and cook them in the pan.

At this time, the soaked lotus leaf water is also cold.

Pour two glasses and drink while eating chestnut cake.

Wen Ruxuan felt that these days were better than living gods, with food and drink, and a lovely wife in hand, it would be even better if his wife allowed him to think about something after keeping warm.

Wei Yancai was not used to him, the two of them had to meet up almost every other day, other people's one time was at most 10 minutes, a dog man was better than three times, he couldn't bear it.

The cattle are not exhausted yet, and the land is almost destroyed by plowing.

Occasionally, he would even secretly hope that the dog man would turn into Brother Three Seconds, and fall down as soon as he entered the door, or before he even entered the door.

In this way, any dog ​​man can come as many times as he wants.

The more I think about it, the more my body feels sore: "Brother Zhe, rub my waist."

"Okay", Wen Rujuan finished the pancakes in two or three bites, washed his hands, and rubbed his wife's waist when he came back.

He is very familiar with the job of rubbing the waist. He first rubs his hands to warm up, then rubs down along his wife's shoulders, rubs down to the waist, and then goes up and down in a circle.

Until the wife is rubbed to sleepy, you can stop, take her into your arms, and touch and kiss her.

Wei Yan was very well-behaved, he was sleepy, his hands and feet were weak, as long as the dog man didn't move too much, he didn't bother to resist.

The more Wen Ruzhang saw his wife's dazed appearance, the more he fell in love with him. He kissed the couple and pricked his wife's face with his beard, so that Wei Yan frowned and stretched out his hand to pat him.

After working together like this, it was evening before we knew it.

Pingping drove the four ducks back.

He also came with a slightly taller child.

The kid was tall and looked stronger, and when he saw Wen Ruzhuan who came to open the door, he smiled and showed his small white teeth: "Uncle, my name is An An, and I'm Pingping's younger brother."

"Oh, what are you doing here?"

Wen Rujuan almost coaxed his wife into half pushing and half pushing just now, but by coincidence, the little bastard came to knock on the door, all previous efforts were wasted, and he hated him beating his chest and stamping his feet.

"It's nothing, I'll find out the way." He actually wanted to see who hired his brother, bathed and changed his clothes, and gave him delicious food. Isn't it a pervert?

Wen Ruzhen didn't bother to talk to him, put four ducks into the yard, and then brought out the chestnut cake left alone and stuffed it to Pingping: "Yanyan is sleeping, you can take it home and eat it."

How do you sleep at this time?

Pingping thought that his younger brother's little thoughts were seen by others, and wanted to explain anxiously, but didn't know how to say it.

Wen Rujuan thought that the arrangements were made, and as soon as the door was closed, he went back to hug his wife.

Pingping glared at his younger brother, and said in a low voice, "It's all your fault, it made Uncle Wen angry."

An An was puzzled: "Where is he angry, didn't he give all the pancakes?"

Pingping: "..." Anyway, he felt that Uncle Wen was not very happy.

An An stretched out her hand to pinch a piece of the cool chestnut cake, took a big bite, and narrowed her eyes happily: "Brother, try it quickly, it's really delicious."

Pingping also squeezed a piece of pancake, took a small bite, um, it's really fragrant and sweet: "Uncle Wen and Brother Wei are good people, you are not allowed to speak ill of them in the future."

An An nodded, seeing the impatience of the man just now, he knew that he didn't have that kind of thought. His brother is really a fool, and he is a fool. He is working now, and the family is not so generous. Every meal only has steamed sweet potatoes and wild vegetables. , Eating so much acid reflux in my stomach.

After such a noise, Wei Yan also woke up, pulled up the clothes that had been stripped to his chest, and got up to wash rice for dinner.

Chestnut is a high-calorie food. After eating chestnut cakes in the afternoon, neither of them was very hungry.

So dinner is only porridge and a plate of fried string beans.

Just as I was about to eat, the door rang again.

Zhao Manyue handed over an 'invitation card' with a red face: "Xiao Wen, you must come at noon tomorrow."

"Aunt Zhao, why are you so happy?" Wen Ruzhuo asked.

"My son is getting married," Zhao Manyue covered her mouth and giggled. She looked in while laughing. There were only two bowls of clear porridge and a plate of green beans on the table. It was not as good as hers. Fortunately, I originally planned to borrow food, but forget it: "I have to go to another house, let's go first, and talk tomorrow."

"Go slowly, it's getting dark, do you have a candle?"

"Take it, take it."

After sending Zhao Manyue away, Wen Ruzhe went back with the 'invitation card'. This so-called invitation card was a piece of neatly folded inferior red paper. Unlike before, the paper had to be printed with gold patterns, sealed with wax paint and so on.

Open it and look at it, just one sentence.

Groom Zhao Dabao & bride Zhang Yun are getting married tomorrow, and you are sincerely invited to participate.

Big wedding, hmph, what kind of big wedding, Wen Ruyi is a little sour.

Neither he nor Yanyan could manage a match.

Wei Yan is not interested in these formal things at all, he cares more about reality. If flowers worth 4000 yuan and pork worth 40 yuan are placed in front of him at the same time, he will definitely choose pork.

Pork can be fried or stewed, what can flowers be used for, picking petals and soaking feet?

Seeing the dog man humming and chirping with a wrong expression, he was a little puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Wen Ruxuan took a sip of porridge aggrieved: "Yanyan, do you want to have a wedding?"

Wei Yan wanted to say that he didn't want to, but seeing the man's expression, the words turned into: "I want to".

Wen Ruzhe smiled mysteriously, finished the porridge in two or three gulps, and plunged into the storage room.

Wei Yan: "..."

After taking a shower, Wei Yan came out and found that the bedroom had changed.

The bed was covered with a red sheet for mandarin ducks playing in the water.

A pair of red candles were lit on the coffee table.

Dog man in a red dress.

Wei Yan: "...what are you doing?"

Wen Ruzhuo walked over, with a black face and red face, wrapped the red quilt around his wife's body: "Yanyan, make it easy, grandma prepared these for me, she left before they were ready."

It can be seen that these things have been placed for a long time, and the pattern of the bed sheets is very old.

Wen Ruyi knelt down on one knee, and took out a straw dog's tail ring from his shirt pocket: "Marry me, will you?"

The man's eyes are bright.

The flickering candlelight is very warm.

The sky is full of stars twinkling.

Wei Yan suddenly felt his eyes a little sore.

He held out his hand and the man put the 'ring' on his ring finger.

Then, he put another 'ring' on the man's ring finger.

The two knelt on the tiles and paid respects to their grandma's grave from afar.

Wen Ruzhe said: "Honey, I will always treat you well."

Wei Yan laughed. He had heard men say this many times. He used to think that a man would forget his old love when he had a new love. For some reason, he believed it now.

He put his hands on the man's neck.

Wen Ruzhe wanted to kiss him excitedly, but was pushed away: "Yanyan?"

Wei Yan said softly: "You don't move, I'll come."

Wen Ruzhang stopped moving, his wife's tender hands covered his eyes, and the two of them were extremely close, skin to skin.

He heard a rustling sound and guessed that his wife was taking off her clothes.

Then I felt a little cold in my chest.

Wei Yan pressed his lips against the man's ear and asked, "Will you really treat me well all the time?"

Wen Ruzhang replied, "Yes."