The counterattack of the scheming beauty of the apocalypse

After receiving the compensation, Yuan Jie left without hesitation.

Before leaving, he put Huang Haisheng's removed joints back on. The pain was so painful that Huang Haisheng burst into tears.

This incident spread quickly and became the laughing stock of the villagers after dinner.

It's not that Yuan Jie spoke out loudly, but mainly because Huang Haisheng cried so loudly that half the village heard him cry.

In addition, the recent incidents are very heavy, and everyone urgently needs jokes to relax.

Whenever Huang Haisheng went out, some aunts would ask at the top of their voices, "Haisheng, I heard that you peed in someone's pot, is it true?"

"What do you think, why do you do this kind of thing that doesn't hurt others or yourself?"

"Hey, my grandson knows he can't pee in disorder since he was five years old."

"Tsk tsk, it's so ignorant to be a father."

"Haisheng, I remember you stole Yan's ducks last time, right? What are you trying to steal by breaking into someone else's house this time?"

"I didn't intend to steal anything," Huang Haisheng choked out.

"Then why did you turn to someone's house for no reason?"

"I just want to fetch water."

"Why did you pee in someone's pot when you fetched water, are you lacking in morality?"

It's not murder and arson to urinate, so why run on him like this?

A bunch of stinky old women who can't reason or beat, he can't bear it.

Someone in the village was crawled by paederus again.

It seems that the injury is much more serious than last year when Xiaohe Miao was climbed. This thing is hotter and more poisonous, and everyone can't do anything about it.

The base sent experts to the village to take care of this matter. At first, everyone was looking forward to it. They listened carefully to the introduction of the anthelmintic by the experts, but after a while the topic turned to protection fees.

If you want to get insect repellent, you can pay the spring protection fee first.

Where is there food to pay protection fees?If it doesn't rain, the crops withered and the mountains were burned.

If there is a bachelor, he smiles and asks: "Leader, do you think this is okay? I will help you with the work to cover the protection fee, and you will be responsible for my three meals a day."

Shen Yichun was angrily laughed at by him: "Think beautifully".

"Then what should I do? There is really no food at home, and the rice bowl is cleaner than my face."

"That's your own business." Shen Yichun took out a registration form: "If the fields were burned by the wildfire, come to me to register. If the fields were not burned, you should queue up to hand in the food."

No one moved.

Shen Yichun sighed, facing the bad guys, he could yell and shout and kill, but facing the villagers who were cornered, it seemed inappropriate to do anything.

After a stalemate for more than ten minutes, he beckoned and led the soldiers back the same way. A teenage soldier asked him, "Boss, are we leaving like this?"

"Why don't you stay and dig out the wooden warehouse and kill all the villagers?"

"They will be scared when they beat the two wooden warehouses to demonstrate."

"What's the use of being afraid, do you think they have food?"

"Then you still ask them to register?"

"I won't be scolded if I don't make a move and go back?"

Seems to be the reason, Xiaobing took out a piece of multigrain cake from his pocket: "Boss, do you want it?"

"Keep it for yourself." Seeing the pancakes, Shen Yichun remembered the half catty of cornmeal in his bag, which he forgot to give to Wei Yan just now.

There is a long way to go to pry the corner of the wall.

Wei Yan didn't feel being pried at all, just now he was afraid that Shen Yichun would disagree with him, so he took out the wooden warehouse, and when he returned home, he collapsed on the man's body and held Xiaohan in his arms, and took two deep breaths before he was relieved.

Obviously, the man became an agricultural expert in his previous life, and was sent out by his base for investigation.It has been almost two years since the end of the world, and the men have been nesting in the village, and there is no energy left to help other bases in Lixiao.

What went wrong?

Was it the butterfly effect caused by his rebirth?

Wen Ruzhuo was also thinking about whether to confess to his wife, because so many people had nothing to eat, yet he guarded the spirit liquid and dared not use it.

After holding it in for three days, Wen Ruxuan couldn't hold it anymore. After breakfast, he closed the curtains and took his wife into his arms: "Yanyan, I want to tell you something, don't be afraid after listening."

"You have someone behind my back?" Well you Shen Yichun, why not be a mistress.

"No."

"Then I'm not afraid."

"Remember the story about the tomb of the salt envoy I told you before?"

"remember."

"I made up the previous story, and everything I tell you next is the truth."

After hearing the story about the tomb of the salt envoy from his grandma, he became very curious about the tomb of the envoy to the salt envoy, and excitedly went to the next village to inquire about it. After inquiring, he heard that the old man of the Sun family went to the tomb of the envoy to catch a snake and ate it to death. matter.

As an adult at this time, he must have retreated in his heart, but he was only in his teens at the time, and he didn't even know what it meant to be afraid, and he thought it was quite fun.

After asking the way with the villagers, we went to find the legendary tomb of the Salt Envoy.

It was midwinter, and the vegetation was withered and yellow.

The bright sun was basking on the head without any warmth.

Wen Ruzhe stepped on the grass at half a person's height with one foot deep and the other shallow. The surrounding was very quiet, and he could clearly hear his own breathing.

There are scattered graves scattered on the mountain, and you can see one after a short walk.There are black ashes of burnt paper in front of the grave, and bright red firecrackers are scattered beside the grave.

A skinny old man in a black robe stood in front of the grave, with his back turned to him, as if he was eating something: "Grandpa, what are you doing?"

The old man paused and turned around. Only then did he see the old man's appearance clearly.

His face was sallow, his cheeks sunken, his beard and eyebrows were white, his lips were black with mud, and his hands were also black with mud.

Wen Ruzheng's first reaction was to meet a homeless man. At such an advanced age, he has a bad brain and wanders around. He is so hungry that he gnaws on mud. It's really pitiful. Without thinking, he took out the fruit candy in his pocket: "Grandpa, you Don't eat mud, I invite you to eat sugar."

The old man looked strange, stared at him for a while, and said, "What did you call me?"

His brain is not working well and his ears are deaf. This made Wen Rujuan, who had learned to respect the elderly at school, flooded with sympathy: "Grandpa, come and eat candy."

"You call me Grandpa?"

Why is it so hard to talk to someone with bad ears, Wen Rujue raised his voice: "I told you to eat sugar, eat sugar, eat sugar."

"heard it".

The old man jumped straight over, and only when he got close to Wen Ruju could he smell the musty and rancid smell on his body.

At this time, no matter how stupid he is, he should see that something is wrong, Wen Rujuan felt so frightened that his legs were filled with lead, and he couldn't move.

"Where's the sugar?" the old man asked.

Wen Ruzhang spread out his hands, and there was a lone piece of sugar lying on it. The sugar melted slightly and was wrapped in transparent plastic paper. It didn't look very good.

The old man stretched out his withered hands to take away the candy, and his sharp black nails made Wen Rujiao even more frightened. He missed his grandma and wanted to go home.

"follow me."

He obviously wanted to go home, but his feet followed the old man involuntarily. After walking a long distance, he came to a black gate.

The old man pushed open the door and jumped in, and he jumped in too. The inside was smoky and green light flickered.

"Look for it."

"What are you looking for?" Wen Ruxuan asked bravely.

"What you find is what you find."

Afraid of offending the old man, he didn't dare to ask any more questions. When he realized that the inexplicable force binding his body had disappeared, he squatted on the ground to look for it.

There are a lot of gold, silver and jewelry on the ground, and a few pot-bellied vases rolled down from time to time.

These are not attractive to elementary school students. He saw a blue bead at a glance, which felt a bit like the glass beads sold at the school gate, so he picked it up. Unexpectedly, the bead melted as soon as he got it, and it turned into a drop of hot blue liquid and seeped into his hand. .

At that moment, his feeling was very strange, his skin was cold, but his inside was scorching hot, the blood all over his body seemed to be on fire, gurgling and bubbling in his veins.

He fell limp to the ground, and a sharp stone pierced his forehead.

Pain brought his mind back.

The daylight was still pale.

A few chirping sparrows sat on the telephone pole.

The thatched grass was slightly shaken by the wind.

He got up and stretched out his hand to see that it was covered with black mud.

Looking up, a stone tomb stands in front of you. The tomb is square, with flowers, birds, fish and insects engraved on the side, and a figure holding a sword in the center.

The weird old man disappeared, and that weird place disappeared.

Everything just now seemed to be a dream of his, only the hot palms from time to time proved that what happened before really happened.

The more Wei Yan heard it, the more he felt it was nonsense: "Are you making up another story to lie to me?"

"No, really not, you look at my hand."

Under Wei Yan's gaze, a round drop of water appeared in Wen Ruzhe's palm.

It took Wei Yan 5 minutes to accept that his husband is a man who can squirt water, but a drop of water is of no use, even lip moistening is not enough.

If you think about it seriously, he can be reborn, and it's not unusual for a dog man to get out of water.

Wen Ruzhen was uneasy: "Yanyan, do you think I'm weird?"

"It's not surprising, it's just some water, it's not bedwetting, go to sleep, I'm sleepy."

Wen Ruzhe: "...and sleep later, I haven't finished yet."

"What else?"

"This is not ordinary water, just wait."

Wen Ruxuan ran to the living room to drop the spiritual liquid into a foam box, and the leeks in the foam box instantly grew wildly. When he moved the box into the bedroom, the grown leek leaves were also dragged from the living room to the bedroom, at least five or six meters long. long.

Wei Yan was dumbfounded, suspecting that he was watching an accelerated plant documentary.

So, is the water from his man super golden?

The leeks that grow look so tender.

"Brother Yan."

"Yeah," Wen Ruzhang stood up straight.

"Look at the tender leek leaves, how good the pancakes are."

Wen Ruzhe: "..." That's all?

Wei Yan wasn't sleepy at all, so he cut off a leek leaf and went to the kitchen to bake pancakes.The round pancakes were fried to a sizzling sound, with the aroma of chives overflowing, and the color of chives spilling out of the skin.

The two brought it to the table and started to eat. The leeks irrigated by the undiluted spiritual liquid were more tender and tasted better.

Wen Ruxuan hesitated to speak.

Wei Yan pinched his cheeks with oily fingers in a good mood, and the dog man was willing to tell him this, it was great: "Brother Xi, do you love me badly?"

Needless to say, I finally have a daughter-in-law, so of course I have to rest assured.

"I see that you still have something to say?"

"Yeah." Wen Rujuan really didn't know whether to say it or not. Using elixirs to do good deeds would take a huge risk. If he wasn't paying attention, he might be put on the dissection table.

"what?"

"I……"

"Don't hesitate." Wei Yan leaned over, put his arms around the man's neck, and put his forehead against the man's forehead: "Good boy, tell me quickly."

"I want to do something with the liquid."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-04-0800:51:51~2020-04-0900:24:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 3 bottles of tea tea; 1 bottle of moon cake;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!