My wife was born European emperor
Chapter 14 He Put Poison On His Mouth Again!
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Shen Changqing raised his hand to brush off the mud on his face, but the old lady waved him down, "Don't move! This is a baby that can make your face more and more beautiful!"
Shen Changqing: "..."
The back of the hand that was patted quickly turned red, itchy and painful.Shen Changqing didn't care about his hands for the time being, he blinked hard and took a deep breath: "Thank you, I don't need it, I'm a man."
The old lady was about to smear the mud on his face evenly, when she heard Shen Changqing's words, she jumped back like a frightened rabbit, looked at him in horror, and pointed at Shen Changqing with trembling hands.
"Aren't you dumb?!"
Shen Changqing: "...No."
The old lady continued to back away, kept backing, there was no way to go back, she continued to look frightened: "Are you a man?"
He looks even better than her!
Shen Changqing: "...Yes."
Her eyes were wide open, she stared at Shen Changqing, and covered her heart with her black paws that had just taken out the mask, with an expression of disbelief.
Shen Changqing: "..."
After staring at each other for a full ten seconds, the "old lady" tore off her penis and threw it on the ground, covered her face and wept, rushed out the door, crying and yelling in a desperate voice: "I finally found a baby!" The daughter is actually carrying a handle!"
Baihu & Shen Changqing suddenly became confused: "..."
Shen Changqing held on to the empty door frame with a dazed expression. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he seemed to see the woman remove the door with one hand.Covering his face with one hand, weeping in despair, while carrying the door with the other hand, he ran far away.
It wasn't until the woman's back disappeared that Shen Changqing looked back, lifted his foot and walked out the door, the soles of his feet hurt a bit, and he looked down, only to realize that he was not wearing shoes and socks.
Shen Changqing found strangely that clusters of unknown small flowers were in full bloom at the place where he passed barefoot. They were almost as tall as grass, but they were extraordinarily coquettish and eye-catching.
Although this setting is terrible, Shen Changqing, who loves flowers, is really happy to have flowers by his side. He even picked two flowers and played with them in his hands.
He walked to a tree and sat under the shade of the tree. Before he could sit still, two fluffy white balls appeared in his arms.It was the white fox with a little white rabbit on its head. Shen Changqing was slightly taken aback. Is this the little white rabbit caught on the mountain that day?
The wrist was scratched a few times, Shen Changqing looked sideways, it was the white fox, its eyes were shining, it blinked at him, pushed the little white rabbit forward with its nose, then looked at Shen Changqing again, Seems to be asking for compliments.
For some reason, he suddenly thought of Mu Qingfeng, and it was the same, his pair of phoenix eyes were always sparkling.
Shen Changqing touched its head, and the white fox narrowed his eyes comfortably, looking at the big tail behind its buttocks, he reached out to touch its tail, when his fingertips touched the base of the tail, the white fox suddenly opened his eyes wide, and looked back Jump.
"Hey!"
Do not touch here!
Shen Changqing paused, one leg was bent, and there were no strangers around, so he took off his disguise.He rested his elbows on his knees, resting his chin and looking at the white fox, with a slight smile on his face, and a cool breeze all over his body.
The white fox stared blankly.
The son is unparalleled in the world, showing his beauty with a smile.
After a while, he stretched out his other hand to the white fox, "Come here."
Attracted by Shen Changqing's smile, the white fox obediently followed his instructions, walked towards Shen Changqing, and curled up in his arms.And the rabbit on it also imitated its appearance, instead of coiling up in a circle, it turned into a white dumpling, like an enlarged version of glutinous rice balls.
In the evening, the woman came back with a bamboo basket on her back, went to the small round table in the yard, unloaded the bamboo basket, sat down while twisting her shoulders, and muttered, "Oh shit, I'm so exhausted."
Shen Changqing: "..."
The woman rested for half a cup of tea, and walked directly in front of Shen Changqing, and an old man squatted, shaking his white and tender hands: "Hey, little boy, what's your name?"
Shen Changqing: "Shen Changqing, I'm not a badass."
The woman patted her chest, "Shen Changqing, right? You will be my fluttering brother from now on!"
"My name is quite difficult to pronounce, so I'll just write it to you."
Piao Piao broke off a branch from the tree, and scratched out three words on the ground, which the ancients couldn't understand anyway, "See it? Can you understand it?"
Shen Changqing looked at the three simplified characters of "Huan Yanpiao" on the ground, and read it directly.
Huan Yanpiao was so startled that the branches of the tree were split into two paragraphs: "Do you know simplified characters?!"
Looking at Huan Yanpiao, a modern person who is like a showman, Shen Changqing decided to tell the truth.
"I came from the 21st century."
"21st century!"
"Accept the code! Heavenly King Gedihu!"
"Chicken stewed with mushrooms?"
"Ride on my beloved little motorcycle!"
"It never gets stuck in traffic."
Huan Yanpiao was on the verge of tears, what a kind address, in the 21st century, she hugged Shen Changqing and patted him on the back forcefully: "My brother! My dear ones! My sister will protect you from now on! I am now the queen mother , the kind that can eat Overlord Meal with just one token, just say what you need!"
Although these words sounded very touching, Shen Changqing felt that the two of them had different paths to take.
"Do you have spiritual power?"
Huan Yanpiao was obviously taken aback: "What the hell? What nonsense are you talking about?"
Shen Changqing pursed her lips, gathered her spiritual energy, and created a pink glowing smoke in her palm, "This."
"Clam?"
Huan Yanpiao spread her palm, and a wisp of white smoke rushed straight up. She pointed at the spiritual smoke in her hand with disdain: "You call this thing spiritual power?"
She stood up suddenly, stepped on the stone bench with one foot, and slapped the stone table loudly, with an excited and angry expression: "Just this thing, I was hunted down, you know! I didn't have such a fart spirit before." Powerful, I fucking went to the library, and then a jade slip fell on my head and passed out, and when I woke up, I became so powerful that my hair could stand on end when I got angry!"
"It's just that my hair stands on end. My mother accidentally demolished half of my palace. My son didn't let me live with the emperor's grandson. My own bedroom looked at me badly, so I sneaked out to get some air! In the end, my doggy son actually chased me with a wanted warrant, even though I'm a stepmother, I'm not vicious! What a fuck!"
Shen Changqing didn't speak, he watched Huan Yanpiao's hair, which was originally loose on the back, gradually exploded, then rose slowly, and finally stood straight, three feet high.
He hurriedly looked away, clenched his hand into a fist against his lips, and coughed lightly.
"Your hair is blown up." Shen Changqing added lightly, "Maybe, your second-hand son is afraid that you will harm other people's homes again."
Huan Yanpiao: "..."
She didn't speak, after a stick of incense time passed, Huan Yan walked back into the cabin, Shen Changqing thought she was going back to the house to comb his hair or chop him with a kitchen knife, he was already fully prepared to escape.As a result, before half tea time, she came out again, still holding a wooden box in her hand.
Huan Yanpiao opened it, and inside was a jade slip and several books that looked like pamphlets.She took out the jade slips and threw the wooden box casually, sat on the stone bench, unfolded the jade slips flat on the table, took Shen Changqing's hand and placed them on the jade slips.
Shen Changqing was slightly stunned, and then realized that he wanted to withdraw his hand, but was patted by Huan Yanpiao, and she warned sharply: "Don't move! My old lady is passing on spiritual power to you!"
"If you mess around again, both of us will die!"
Huan Yanpiao didn't even look at Shen Changqing, luck entered his body, and slowly channeled spiritual power from the dantian into the tendons, and then gathered in the palm through the tendons.She faced Shen Changqing's palm and passed all the spiritual power on her body to him.
This process was time-consuming and laborious, Huan Yanpiao's forehead was covered with sweat, and he gritted his teeth and persisted.Shen Changqing felt the heat source in his palm, it was very warm.At first, I didn't feel anything, I just felt that my internal organs were filled with warmth.
Afterwards, it became hotter and hotter. Shen Changqing felt that his internal organs had been poured with [-]-degree boiling water, and the pain was unbearable. He grunted and insisted on gritting his teeth.
When I watched the Xianxia TV series before, when I passed on my cultivation, he was obviously very comfortable, but why did he come to him and it was like a life-threatening pain!Sure enough, everything in the TV series is deceiving.
Shen Changqing felt that he was about to burn, he was hot and painful, and felt that there was a big fireball in his body wantonly torturing his internal organs.Especially the arm that was in contact with Huan Yanpiao, the pain was as if it had been poured by hot magma.
"Uh!"
Shen Changqing couldn't hold back the pain of being dismantled and remodeled. He closed his eyes tightly and groaned in pain.
The white fox was spinning around in a hurry, but the little white rabbit on top of it was sleeping like a dead pig, and turned over leisurely and continued to sleep.
Having no time to take care of the little white rabbit, the white fox was so anxious that he even dug up soil on the ground until a small mound half a foot high appeared. Then the white fox looked at Shen Changqing, who was sweating and trembling from pain.
The white fox jumped directly on Shen Changqing's lap, licking Shen Changqing's face with its tongue in a panic, trying to comfort him.
I don't know if it's soothing effect, although Shen Changqing's body is still shaking, but not as violent as before.
The white fox stepped on Shen Changqing's thigh, suddenly his foot slipped, and his lips touched Shen Changqing's.It froze suddenly, like a piece of wood, the white fox felt as if something tingly and numb flowed through his body.
It stared at a pair of eyes, and moved its gaze to Shen Changqing's lips. Shen Changqing's lips were a little pale, but it didn't affect its beauty.
Yao'er poisoned himself again!
The white fox was so angry that he pawed at Shen Changqing's chest with his two front paws, and his clothes were all pulled away by it. When will Yao'er get rid of this bad habit!Although it is not afraid of any poison, this approach is too chilling!
Why are you so vigilant!Putting poison on the mouth, what if you poison yourself to death!No matter, let's clean up the poison on his mouth first.
The white fox did as soon as he thought of it, and immediately placed two front paws on Shen Changqing's shoulders, and stretched out his tongue to lick his lips.
The author has something to say:
Mu Qingfeng: Ya'er, don't put poison on your mouth next time, it will be bad if you poison yourself!I licked it off for you, I am caring!
Shen Changqing: ... just, very inexplicable?When did I put poison on my mouth?Also inexplicably lost her first kiss?
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Shen Changqing raised his hand to brush off the mud on his face, but the old lady waved him down, "Don't move! This is a baby that can make your face more and more beautiful!"
Shen Changqing: "..."
The back of the hand that was patted quickly turned red, itchy and painful.Shen Changqing didn't care about his hands for the time being, he blinked hard and took a deep breath: "Thank you, I don't need it, I'm a man."
The old lady was about to smear the mud on his face evenly, when she heard Shen Changqing's words, she jumped back like a frightened rabbit, looked at him in horror, and pointed at Shen Changqing with trembling hands.
"Aren't you dumb?!"
Shen Changqing: "...No."
The old lady continued to back away, kept backing, there was no way to go back, she continued to look frightened: "Are you a man?"
He looks even better than her!
Shen Changqing: "...Yes."
Her eyes were wide open, she stared at Shen Changqing, and covered her heart with her black paws that had just taken out the mask, with an expression of disbelief.
Shen Changqing: "..."
After staring at each other for a full ten seconds, the "old lady" tore off her penis and threw it on the ground, covered her face and wept, rushed out the door, crying and yelling in a desperate voice: "I finally found a baby!" The daughter is actually carrying a handle!"
Baihu & Shen Changqing suddenly became confused: "..."
Shen Changqing held on to the empty door frame with a dazed expression. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he seemed to see the woman remove the door with one hand.Covering his face with one hand, weeping in despair, while carrying the door with the other hand, he ran far away.
It wasn't until the woman's back disappeared that Shen Changqing looked back, lifted his foot and walked out the door, the soles of his feet hurt a bit, and he looked down, only to realize that he was not wearing shoes and socks.
Shen Changqing found strangely that clusters of unknown small flowers were in full bloom at the place where he passed barefoot. They were almost as tall as grass, but they were extraordinarily coquettish and eye-catching.
Although this setting is terrible, Shen Changqing, who loves flowers, is really happy to have flowers by his side. He even picked two flowers and played with them in his hands.
He walked to a tree and sat under the shade of the tree. Before he could sit still, two fluffy white balls appeared in his arms.It was the white fox with a little white rabbit on its head. Shen Changqing was slightly taken aback. Is this the little white rabbit caught on the mountain that day?
The wrist was scratched a few times, Shen Changqing looked sideways, it was the white fox, its eyes were shining, it blinked at him, pushed the little white rabbit forward with its nose, then looked at Shen Changqing again, Seems to be asking for compliments.
For some reason, he suddenly thought of Mu Qingfeng, and it was the same, his pair of phoenix eyes were always sparkling.
Shen Changqing touched its head, and the white fox narrowed his eyes comfortably, looking at the big tail behind its buttocks, he reached out to touch its tail, when his fingertips touched the base of the tail, the white fox suddenly opened his eyes wide, and looked back Jump.
"Hey!"
Do not touch here!
Shen Changqing paused, one leg was bent, and there were no strangers around, so he took off his disguise.He rested his elbows on his knees, resting his chin and looking at the white fox, with a slight smile on his face, and a cool breeze all over his body.
The white fox stared blankly.
The son is unparalleled in the world, showing his beauty with a smile.
After a while, he stretched out his other hand to the white fox, "Come here."
Attracted by Shen Changqing's smile, the white fox obediently followed his instructions, walked towards Shen Changqing, and curled up in his arms.And the rabbit on it also imitated its appearance, instead of coiling up in a circle, it turned into a white dumpling, like an enlarged version of glutinous rice balls.
In the evening, the woman came back with a bamboo basket on her back, went to the small round table in the yard, unloaded the bamboo basket, sat down while twisting her shoulders, and muttered, "Oh shit, I'm so exhausted."
Shen Changqing: "..."
The woman rested for half a cup of tea, and walked directly in front of Shen Changqing, and an old man squatted, shaking his white and tender hands: "Hey, little boy, what's your name?"
Shen Changqing: "Shen Changqing, I'm not a badass."
The woman patted her chest, "Shen Changqing, right? You will be my fluttering brother from now on!"
"My name is quite difficult to pronounce, so I'll just write it to you."
Piao Piao broke off a branch from the tree, and scratched out three words on the ground, which the ancients couldn't understand anyway, "See it? Can you understand it?"
Shen Changqing looked at the three simplified characters of "Huan Yanpiao" on the ground, and read it directly.
Huan Yanpiao was so startled that the branches of the tree were split into two paragraphs: "Do you know simplified characters?!"
Looking at Huan Yanpiao, a modern person who is like a showman, Shen Changqing decided to tell the truth.
"I came from the 21st century."
"21st century!"
"Accept the code! Heavenly King Gedihu!"
"Chicken stewed with mushrooms?"
"Ride on my beloved little motorcycle!"
"It never gets stuck in traffic."
Huan Yanpiao was on the verge of tears, what a kind address, in the 21st century, she hugged Shen Changqing and patted him on the back forcefully: "My brother! My dear ones! My sister will protect you from now on! I am now the queen mother , the kind that can eat Overlord Meal with just one token, just say what you need!"
Although these words sounded very touching, Shen Changqing felt that the two of them had different paths to take.
"Do you have spiritual power?"
Huan Yanpiao was obviously taken aback: "What the hell? What nonsense are you talking about?"
Shen Changqing pursed her lips, gathered her spiritual energy, and created a pink glowing smoke in her palm, "This."
"Clam?"
Huan Yanpiao spread her palm, and a wisp of white smoke rushed straight up. She pointed at the spiritual smoke in her hand with disdain: "You call this thing spiritual power?"
She stood up suddenly, stepped on the stone bench with one foot, and slapped the stone table loudly, with an excited and angry expression: "Just this thing, I was hunted down, you know! I didn't have such a fart spirit before." Powerful, I fucking went to the library, and then a jade slip fell on my head and passed out, and when I woke up, I became so powerful that my hair could stand on end when I got angry!"
"It's just that my hair stands on end. My mother accidentally demolished half of my palace. My son didn't let me live with the emperor's grandson. My own bedroom looked at me badly, so I sneaked out to get some air! In the end, my doggy son actually chased me with a wanted warrant, even though I'm a stepmother, I'm not vicious! What a fuck!"
Shen Changqing didn't speak, he watched Huan Yanpiao's hair, which was originally loose on the back, gradually exploded, then rose slowly, and finally stood straight, three feet high.
He hurriedly looked away, clenched his hand into a fist against his lips, and coughed lightly.
"Your hair is blown up." Shen Changqing added lightly, "Maybe, your second-hand son is afraid that you will harm other people's homes again."
Huan Yanpiao: "..."
She didn't speak, after a stick of incense time passed, Huan Yan walked back into the cabin, Shen Changqing thought she was going back to the house to comb his hair or chop him with a kitchen knife, he was already fully prepared to escape.As a result, before half tea time, she came out again, still holding a wooden box in her hand.
Huan Yanpiao opened it, and inside was a jade slip and several books that looked like pamphlets.She took out the jade slips and threw the wooden box casually, sat on the stone bench, unfolded the jade slips flat on the table, took Shen Changqing's hand and placed them on the jade slips.
Shen Changqing was slightly stunned, and then realized that he wanted to withdraw his hand, but was patted by Huan Yanpiao, and she warned sharply: "Don't move! My old lady is passing on spiritual power to you!"
"If you mess around again, both of us will die!"
Huan Yanpiao didn't even look at Shen Changqing, luck entered his body, and slowly channeled spiritual power from the dantian into the tendons, and then gathered in the palm through the tendons.She faced Shen Changqing's palm and passed all the spiritual power on her body to him.
This process was time-consuming and laborious, Huan Yanpiao's forehead was covered with sweat, and he gritted his teeth and persisted.Shen Changqing felt the heat source in his palm, it was very warm.At first, I didn't feel anything, I just felt that my internal organs were filled with warmth.
Afterwards, it became hotter and hotter. Shen Changqing felt that his internal organs had been poured with [-]-degree boiling water, and the pain was unbearable. He grunted and insisted on gritting his teeth.
When I watched the Xianxia TV series before, when I passed on my cultivation, he was obviously very comfortable, but why did he come to him and it was like a life-threatening pain!Sure enough, everything in the TV series is deceiving.
Shen Changqing felt that he was about to burn, he was hot and painful, and felt that there was a big fireball in his body wantonly torturing his internal organs.Especially the arm that was in contact with Huan Yanpiao, the pain was as if it had been poured by hot magma.
"Uh!"
Shen Changqing couldn't hold back the pain of being dismantled and remodeled. He closed his eyes tightly and groaned in pain.
The white fox was spinning around in a hurry, but the little white rabbit on top of it was sleeping like a dead pig, and turned over leisurely and continued to sleep.
Having no time to take care of the little white rabbit, the white fox was so anxious that he even dug up soil on the ground until a small mound half a foot high appeared. Then the white fox looked at Shen Changqing, who was sweating and trembling from pain.
The white fox jumped directly on Shen Changqing's lap, licking Shen Changqing's face with its tongue in a panic, trying to comfort him.
I don't know if it's soothing effect, although Shen Changqing's body is still shaking, but not as violent as before.
The white fox stepped on Shen Changqing's thigh, suddenly his foot slipped, and his lips touched Shen Changqing's.It froze suddenly, like a piece of wood, the white fox felt as if something tingly and numb flowed through his body.
It stared at a pair of eyes, and moved its gaze to Shen Changqing's lips. Shen Changqing's lips were a little pale, but it didn't affect its beauty.
Yao'er poisoned himself again!
The white fox was so angry that he pawed at Shen Changqing's chest with his two front paws, and his clothes were all pulled away by it. When will Yao'er get rid of this bad habit!Although it is not afraid of any poison, this approach is too chilling!
Why are you so vigilant!Putting poison on the mouth, what if you poison yourself to death!No matter, let's clean up the poison on his mouth first.
The white fox did as soon as he thought of it, and immediately placed two front paws on Shen Changqing's shoulders, and stretched out his tongue to lick his lips.
The author has something to say:
Mu Qingfeng: Ya'er, don't put poison on your mouth next time, it will be bad if you poison yourself!I licked it off for you, I am caring!
Shen Changqing: ... just, very inexplicable?When did I put poison on my mouth?Also inexplicably lost her first kiss?
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