My wife was born European emperor

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Shen Changqing suppressed his anger, and slowly spit out two words: "Gourd."

Hearing these two words, the old iron man suddenly realized, and patted his forehead: "Cut it off! It's not poisonous, so fry it and eat it!"

Shen Changqing waved his hand over the gourd a few times, and five complete gourds were instantly cut in half.

"Amazing!" Old Tietou looked at Shen Changqing with loving eyes, as if looking at his own grandson.

He looked down at the tender flesh in his gourds, which were no different from ordinary gourds. The old iron man probed it with a silver needle in disbelief, and it was indeed not poisonous.He dropped the silver needle on the table with some relief.

"Fry these gourds and eat them!"

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For a moment, the atmosphere in the room was silent and awkward.

There are only two people, Old Tietou and Shen Changqing, and you can tell who they are talking about at a glance.

Shen Changqing: "..."

He can cook, but he doesn't want to.

Moreover, he hadn't cooked for a long time, and he had eaten takeaway for more than a year, and suddenly asked him to cook, Shen Changqing really didn't know if he would burn the kitchen down.

Seeing that Shen Changqing didn't want to cook, the old iron head lay down on the ground first, and said rascally: "I don't care, I don't care, you have to cook for me! I'm an old man, you have to take care of me, otherwise you will pay me Baby Beard!"

Shen Changqing really couldn't resist the old urchin, "Just this time."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the old iron man to answer, he walked out with the gourd in his arms.A few seconds later, Shen Changqing turned back and asked bluntly, "Where is the kitchen?"

The old iron man's mouth twitched slightly.

"There." Old Tie Tou pointed to the small earthen house not far away. "Looking over from the door, you can see it at a glance. It's close at hand."

It will be the turn of Shen Changqing's mouth to twitch.

All right, Shen Changqing loathes himself from the bottom of his heart, and he doesn't know why his sense of direction is so poor.

I also searched the Internet before, and the answer above is that men have better navigation ability, and Shen Changqing is completely opposite to what I said above.

Just fucked up.

Half an hour later, the black mist billowed in the kitchen, making Shen Changqing unable to open his eyes. With a single effort, he urged his spiritual power to blow the black mist out through the crack of the door.

At first glance from the outside, it can be mistaken for a fire.

Shen Changqing looked at the scorched and mushy lump on the plate, but couldn't see its prototype at all.

Then he pushed open the door, looked at Bobo who was lying not far away, walked over with the lump of black thing, and put the plate in front of it.

Bobo: "..."

After being dazed for about ten seconds, Bobo stood up, as if he had made some important decision, and walked towards the plate of black paste, and ate in small bites.

It couldn't take the first bite, it just ate a lump of black coke, and Bobo swallowed the coke with the urge to vomit.Undoubtedly, his throat felt a little dry in an instant, and Bobo couldn't help coughing a few times, shaking his head and snorting twice with his tongue.

After swallowing a few times, he still couldn't slow down, and there was an extra bowl of water in front of him. Thank God, Bobo gulped down the water without even looking at it.

Shen Changqing took the plate containing "black charcoal" and took a deep look at Bobo. Although this fox looks spiritual and can understand human speech, it doesn't seem to be very smart.

How can you eat that charred black charcoal?

When he came out of the kitchen again, the thing Shen Changqing was holding in his hand finally looked a little bit different, it was no longer a scorched lump.Although it is still a bit burnt, it is much better than the first time, at least it can be seen that it is a dish.

Shen Changqing was still dissatisfied, and he was not satisfied until the third time, when he looked at the dishes on the plate exuding a tempting aroma.Shen Changqing took the plate to find Old Tie Tou.

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The old iron man took the chopsticks and ate the dish carelessly, without pausing in the middle, without raising his head, and seemed to enjoy it.

A quarter of an hour later.

"Young man," Old Tietou put down his chopsticks, rubbed his stomach, and commented lightly, "You put a little too little salt."

Shen Changqing earnestly popularized science: "The elderly who eat too much salt can easily cause blood pressure to rise and gastric mucosa to be damaged."

"What the hell?" Old Tietou hadn't studied much, he was at a loss, and asked: "I can understand every word you said, but I can't quite understand it together. Eating too much salt will How about it?"

"Will die faster."

Shen Changqing simply said that he was shocked.

Old Tietou: "..."

Hey little boy!Can you say something nice?

Shen Changqing looked at the empty plate on the table, and then turned his head to look at the weather outside. It was almost dusk, and it was time for him to leave.

"I have to go now."

"Young man, it's getting late, why don't you sleep with me for one night and leave tomorrow."

Shen Changqing refused tightly: "I have something urgent."

"That's fine." The old iron man didn't want to keep him anymore, his eyes narrowed, "Do one more thing for me before you leave."

Shen Changqing didn't answer this time, but watched the old iron man quietly, waiting for his next words.

"Help me pick off the remaining two gourds."

Shen Changqing was close to the pergola, and within a few steps, he walked under the two gourds, and the flower blade flashed by from the palm of his hand, and the two gourds landed firmly in his hands.Shen Changqing handed the two gourds to Old Tietou, but was rejected.

"I'll see you off!" Old Tietou pushed back Shen Changqing's hand, "It's your thank you for cooking for me."

Shen Changqing lowered his eyes and was silent for a while, then a clear and cold voice came from his mouth: "Thank you."

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After bidding farewell to the old iron man, Shen Changqing found a forest to spend the night. He sat in the carriage and petted the cats and kittens, looking out through the small opening of the carriage.

Shen Changqing caught two pheasants, and they were tied up on the ground, sleeping defenselessly.

It doesn't matter if he caught it, because these two pheasants ran out out of nowhere, chasing Bobo who was playing with butterflies for a long time, and there was a feeling that he would not stop until he pecked it to death. Echoed in the woods.

In the end, Shen Changqing cleaned up the mess.

Bobo was still clinging to his lap, refusing to walk, and gradually stopped after a long time, twitching from time to time.

Little Baituanzi was a little unconvinced, so he kicked his legs and jumped onto Shen Changqing's lap, and then climbed to sleep on top of Bobo's head, which was his bed.

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An hour later.

Shen Changqing's legs were a little numb, he pushed Bobo to wake him up, "Wake up."

Bobo stared at him with anger and resentment, water in his eyes, an aggrieved look, with a coquettish ending: "嘤."

Shen Changqing: "..."

Who can bear this.

He got up, pinched his palm fiercely, without turning his head, Mode walked out emotionally, plucked a chicken feather as if to vent, and screamed continuously.

After an hour,

Shen Changqing returned to the carriage with two delicious roast chickens, generously gave Bobo a whole roast chicken, then gave a chicken leg to Xiao Baituanzi, and pulled a chicken leg himself.

Here I am watching the night view and eating roast chicken.

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At that time, it was Laotie Mountain Villa.

A boy dressed in black, with a childish face, wandered around with a basket of eggs, and called out cautiously, "Grandpa?"

Seeing that no one spoke, the young man breathed a sigh of relief, quietly opened the door, and tiptoed to the kitchen.Before taking a few steps, a gloomy voice sounded behind him.

"Where have you been so late?"

The boy in black stiffened.

"Bi Jinxiu! Wings are stiff, aren't they? How dare you stay away all night!" The old iron head swept his legs with a broom, chasing after the black-clothed boy who was running away. When I met Shen Changqing who was so 'weak', "Oh hey, you have the guts to run after eating a bear's heart and leopard! Stop! Brat, stop for me, do you hear me, are you deaf!"

When passing by the pergola, Bi Jinxiu stopped suddenly, looking at the empty shelf above, his eyes were a little dazed, and he didn't even dodge the old iron man who slapped his butt hard with a broom.

He looked at the place where seven gourds were hanging, and asked, "Grandpa, where are the gourds?"

"Ah?" The old iron man didn't know why, but he still answered truthfully, "I fired him and ate him."

The corners of Bi Jinxiu's mouth twitched slightly, the veins on his forehead bulged, his voice was pulled up by him, and he seemed a little eccentric: "Have you eaten?"

"That's right," the old iron man felt a little baffled, "What are you doing so strangely, I just ate it, do you have any objections? Not only did I eat it, but I also gave away the remaining two!"

"Give it away?!" Bi Jinxiu clenched his fists, tried hard to control his expression, and suddenly smiled: "Which two colors of gourds did Grandpa give you?"

"Yellow and green."

Bi Jinxiu: "..."

He knows it!Those were his two confidantes in the demon world who had been raised by him. He hadn't come back for a day, and now he was given away lightly by this dead old man.In order to deceive people, Bi Jinxiu specially made a few other common gourds of different colors to achieve the purpose of blinding others.

As a result, the fucking car overturned.

Bi Jinxiu was so angry that he almost reverted back to his original form when he picked two of the most ordinary-looking demon gourds to give away.

Bi Jinxiu suppressed his anger, and pretended to be interested and asked, "Oh? Which brother is so lucky to be appreciated by grandpa? I want to get to know him too."

"His name." Old Tietou stroked his goatee, "His name sounds nice, and his name is Shen Changqing."

"Who?"

"Shen Changqing, I said you are young, why is your ear not working well?"

Bi Jinxiu shook his hands slightly, a soreness welled up in his heart, and he frowned.Why does it feel so intense? Did this Shen Changqing have any trouble with him before?

The sourness was suppressed, and the emotions in Bi Jinxiu's eyes became colder. Regardless of whether there was a holiday before, but now it is. His two demon monks were robbed, and he is now going to chase them back.

"Shen Changqing." Bi Jinxiu looked suddenly enlightened, with melancholy on his brows: "I know him."

"You know him?" Old Tietou scratched the back of his head.

"Yeah, he was my former Taoist partner, but it's a pity that they were separated like this because of disagreement."

The author has something to say:

You are shameless.

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