Banlangen and Giant Lingen

60

"Congratulations to the metaphysical monk."

"Congratulations, Master Xuanxue."

I can no longer hear the congratulations from all around, and there is only one question in my heart.

Am I going to live with this broken number for the rest of my life? ? ?

61

The first step in cultivating immortality is to draw qi into the body.

Ah Jue is a heavenly spiritual root and a unique sword bone, and his cultivation method is different from mine.Before the red sun came out, he was led to the martial arts arena by the law enforcement elders to sharpen his sword intent.

As a modern person who advocates science, in my opinion, this kind of mysterious and mysterious thing is meditation.I don't understand this fantasy realism.

I didn't feel Zen, but I felt drowsy all the time.

Until being awakened by Master's fly whisk.

"Let you practice Qi, did you really go to Penglai Fairyland?"

I rubbed my forehead that hurt from being smashed, and muttered.

"I didn't dream of a fairyland, but I dreamed of a big devil with a blue face and fangs."

The master, who is as beautiful as an exiled immortal, had a smile on his lips and teeth, and fiddled with my fingers one by one, almost breaking the bones of my hand.

"Tsk, I really have a bad year. I got a stupid thing with qualifications. It's not as good as my Jinling."

The hibiscus bird called the Golden Bell happily brushed its feathers on the master's head, and the black hairs fell down with the wind.

In an instant, I understood the true meaning of hair loss like snow.

Master didn't seem to notice.

"..."

"Hey, if you weren't Banlan Linggen, I wouldn't bother raising it."

"..."

"You only have this body and blood that are useful, why don't you dedicate them all to me and refine them into a good medicine."

"..."

I opened my mouth in pain.

"Master, you are going bald."

Xuan Yijun touched the top of his hair and walked away angrily.

62

I looked at the Qingsi in the room, then at the hibiscus bird shaking its head and tail, and lit three incense sticks for it.

"Oh, I'm afraid Master will fry you tonight."

Jinling: Chirp chirp Σ(っ°Д°;) っ? ? ?

"Don't worry, I will make you delicious."

Jin Ling's heart: What did I do wrong, you want to treat me like this? ? ?

63

I'm notoriously stubborn.

If I really had the heart and mind of a ten-year-old child, I might be able to follow Master's aggressive method, change my mind from then on, rejuvenate my spirit, change my appearance, and strive to become the vanguard of the society of cultivating immortals.

But I am not.

I was a salesman in my previous life, so I have a thick skin, bulletproof, anti-penetration and radiation-proof, and can be used as a city wall at critical times.

64

So I still fish in troubled waters every day, guarding against the master's swords, guns, swords and halberds overtly and secretly, and I enjoy it very much.

As for why the immortal master would hate me...

Probably because I said something at the gathering of the peaks.

"Hey, Master, your old hair has grown back?"

65

Master is actually not old.

As a legendary figure in the fairy world, he formed an alchemy at eighteen, and became a baby in his first year. Now he is also quite a well-known figure in the inner sect.

He is very knowledgeable in alchemy medicine, and now half of the elixirs of the Lingxiao Sect are produced in Tianqing Peak.If it wasn't for Xuan Yijun who was born with many diseases, he might be the head of the sect.

66

And such a weak willow Fufeng master hung me on the cliff like a chicken, and there is an abyss below.

This is the tenth time I have fallen asleep in the hall, and this time I fell asleep soundly, and the water was full of fairy books.

"I can see it. You look educated and sensible on the outside, but you are rotten inside."

Wait, stop, stop, is this bungee jumping? !

Your ancient thinking is simply too dangerous, who will drag me up.

"Today you are reflecting on this cliff..."

I hastily howled and pulled Master back.

"I'm reflecting! Master, I'm done reflecting!"

Xuan Yijun smiled sweetly, adding charm.

"Then tell me, my beloved disciple, why did you dream of seeing Duke Zhou in the hall?"

"..."

Why?Why else?

"Isn't that personally taught by the master?"

I slandered in a low voice, but Xuan Yijun listened to me thoroughly.

"You are so courageous, dare to talk back?"

The rope slipped down in an instant.

"Hey, hey... Master, calm down."

If I accidentally let go later, I will fall off the bottom of the cliff and become paralyzed, looking for opportunities to fall into the magic way, reshape my limbs, open the harem, and climb to the pinnacle of life.

"Get rid of my anger? How do you let me get rid of my anger?"

It's not easy!

I forced a big smile.

"Take a deep breath, and make sure that Master, you are in a good mood, and you can clear up and down!"

The white-clothed monk loosened and tightened his fists, and his silver teeth creaked.

"Very good, very good, very good."

Three 'very good' in a row, with cadence and ups and downs.

In ancient times, there was one thing and one thing, but this little bastard who was soft and stubborn made him meet.

"Nangong Jin, why did you set foot on the immortal journey?"

The fairy mountains are full of people who are determined and dedicated to asking questions, or they are little radish heads who have been educated in etiquette and law.

Instead, I'm a strange outlier.

"..."

why?

Everything in the world pursues a reason, but what is the reason in the final analysis?

Wouldn't it be great if in this life I could find a beautiful woman in my arms and fine wine by my side?

Everyone's way is different.It's just that what I'm looking for is not in the fairy house, but in the troubled times.

But I have not forgotten my own setting, as a ten-year-old naughty boy, it is impossible to say quite advanced words.

So I swear against my will:

"In order to get rid of the mortal world, throw away distracting thoughts, and save the world."

Master lightly let go, and everything in the world melted into a stream of light before my eyes.

"We monks are looking for the Tao, and you are memorizing the true lessons of Buddhism. Don't think I didn't hear it!"

67

I--

A scumbag, Nangong Jin.

He was physically punished by the teacher for reciting the wrong text. Fortunately, there were cranes waiting at the bottom of the mountain, and his butt almost fell into eight petals.

68

Ah Jue, who is a Tianlinggen, practiced smoothly all the way, and climbed to the fourth level of Qi training after three months.

I didn't make any progress, but my butt grew a few feet thicker.

Just when I thought that the newly appointed master was about to give up on me and let me develop freely, he suddenly sent a voice transmission to let me temporarily live in his cave.

"Student."

"Yes?"

I was so flustered by his words, I don't know what the wind was blowing.

"My teacher has set up a spirit-gathering array for you. Today, I will dredge your spirit veins and wash your essence. You can relax."

Shit, this must be a conspiracy.

My master is a dark horse in the white lotus, a mudslide in a clear stream, and if you don't act like a monster, you will get out of the mud without being stained. Once you become a monster...

"I'm afraid I ate cold food last night, so I suddenly felt a stomachache."

"Master, I will prescribe water medicine for you, take it quickly."

Xuan Yijun handed over a suspicious medicine bag.

"Thank you Master for your kindness. This disciple just felt wrong. It wasn't abdominal pain, but chest pain."

"Then lie down quickly, and I will check it for you, Master."

Master patted the bed.

"When you say that, your chest feels better instantly, but your crotch hurts."

Xuan Yijun quickly tore off my overpants, and my petite bird poked its head out.

"Don't talk nonsense, change clothes and take a bath."

I'm so panicked, I can't escape.

69

Master held my feet with one hand and threw me into the bathtub.

The water temperature is just right, the herbal bath is full of steam, and the spiritual energy comes in from the limbs and bones.

I choked on a sip of water, so bitter that I stuck out my tongue.

"Ahem... please forgive me, Master."

I think you are not trying to wash the marrow of your apprentice, but to swallow me alive!

"This is my newly concocted spiritual liquid. It can strengthen your body and prolong your life. No matter how many people ask for it, you can't ask for it."

Master's slender hand tapped my forehead.

"Do you feel dizzy? Limb weakness? Irregular heartbeat? Darkness in front of your eyes?"

I closed my eyes and tried to feel it.

"Well... the water temperature can be hotter."