Hong Kong island brother

(BGM is ready! "The King of Broken Love"! Mr. Chen Xiaochun, please come on stage!)

Zhong Mingren is smart and quick-witted. In fact, he was a good student until his third year of secondary school.

Zhong Ming's performance plummeted, and the momentum was fierce, as if the Hong Kong stock market was shady.

Zhou Shi was nagged by Zhong Zhihao for a whole two weeks, and finally became suspicious, so he took a class off and went to the gate of Zhong Ming's school.

Zhong Ming went to a boys' school, and the whole street was full of boys' schools, and the only female was the cat from the milk tea shop.

But this year the city has been rectified, and St. Paul's College, a girls' school, has moved across the street.

A few bells rang, and the sugar water stall of the pastry shop, milk tea shop clattered open the shutter door and put out plastic tables and chairs to start business, and the sweet fragrance overflowed.

The iron gate of St. Paul's College was pushed open, and the female students came out in a file.

The pure white shirt cannot cover the young breasts, the gray pleated skirt cannot cover the shiny knees, and the stockings cover the calves, showing priceless youth step by step.

On the opposite side, there are several boys lying on the iron gate of Pei Ji Middle School. The leader is a tall, white and handsome guy, who else could it be if it wasn't Zhong Ming?

Zhong Ming smiled across the street and raised his hands excitedly.

Zhou Shi was originally wearing a peaked cap, thinking that Zhong Ming would recognize him like this, so he had no choice but to raise his hand to say hello.

Then I heard a bell ringing, piercing the sky and piercing the heart-piercing cry: "Jingyi! Jingyi! Janry!"

A female student stopped slowly, turned her head slowly, turned her head slowly, glanced at the bell, then turned her head and walked away.

The bell ringing across the road: ...

Zhou Shi on the side of the road: ...

As the crowd receded, the cats on both sides of the street flocked to the milk tea shop, looking up at the only woman.

Zhou Shi put on his peaked cap and thought to himself, explain that Ah Ming was still fighting with the girls in Temple Street last year, but this year he will miss spring.

Zhou Shi didn't know how to tell Zhong Zhihao, let alone how to tell Zhong Ming, so he just pretended that this didn't happen.

But Zhong Ming actually came to the door, sneaked into the house, threw his schoolbag on the ground, sat on the desk, and whispered, "Brother, have you ever dated?"

Zhou Shi lowered his head to answer the English question, "No."

Zhong Ming sighed and scratched at the desk with his fingers.

Zhou Shi's heart moved, and he asked, "What are you doing?"

Zhong Ming said: "The king of Temple Street put down his body to chase girls, but he failed. I came to you to ask for a hardcover guide. By the way, where is your classmate? Zou, what kind of white chicken, have you ever dated?"

Zou Ruoyang met a strong woman every time he dated, and was often called a white car, so he was motivated to enter the police academy, but he could be considered... rich experience.

Zhou Shi said, "Yes. Many times."

Zhong Mingdong immediately stood up and saluted, "Excuse me brother, ask Mr. Zou about the strategy of chasing girls in hardcover!"

Zhou Shi said slowly, "Then let's talk about what kind of girl you are."

Zhong Ming stroked his chin and recalled, "Jing Yi? You have a pretty face, big breasts, thin waist, hips, and long legs..."

A good female student was described by him as the cover girl of "PLAYBOY", Zhou Shi raised his forehead, "I'm asking about character."

The bell rang twice, "Personality, personality...the personality is like a little dragon girl. Haven't you watched "The Legend of Condor Heroes"? Tell Mr. Zou, he understands."

Zhou Shi also said "Oh", and started to write again, "Don't ask."

Zhong Ming had no backbone, squatted down and hugged Zhou Shi's leg and begged, "Brother, please please."

Zhou Shi was unmoved.

Zhong Ming pulled Zhou Shi's trousers, "Brother, I'm telling the truth today, it doesn't matter if you don't date, I will never abandon you when you get old, and I will never let you be a lonely old man."

Zhou Shi pretended not to hear it and turned a page.

Zhong Ming reached in and pulled his leg hair, "Brother, if you don't promise me, I will pluck your leg hair!"

Zhou Shi didn't respond, the tip of the pen touched the paper, making a pleasant rustling sound, before he lowered his head after a while, and said "tsk", "Why don't you leave?"

Zhong Ming retreated in desperation.

Zhou Shi was a little irritable, so he raked his hair and continued to do the questions.

After a while, there was a slam on the door, and it was pushed open a crack.

Zhou Shi turned his head and saw Zhong Ming walking in again.

Zhou Shi frowned, "What are you going to do again?"

As soon as Zhong Ming raised his hand, a red gauze fell down, covering the young man's delicate eyebrows, ten feet of soft red was trapped in it, and his pupils were bright and affectionate.

It's a trick I used to use when I was a kid when the bells were ringing, but now? !

Zhou Shi was horrified, "You?!"

Zhong Ming raised his eyebrows, and the pattering stream of light passed through the tulle to Jing Ye, and squeezed a female voice, "Grandfather, please help, the little girl hereby pays my respects!"

Zhou Shi raised his forehead, "Okay, okay, help me. Go and return... this thing to Uncle Cat. When the quilt disappears, Uncle Cat will go on a hunger strike again."

The next day, during class break, Zhou Shi bought two bottles of Vitasoy, handed one to Zou Ruoyang, and said nervously, "Well, Ayang. Let me ask you something, how do girls chase after you?"

Zou Ruoyang took a sip, "Simple cover? Hard cover?"

Zhou Shi said, "Hardcover."

Zou Ruoyang put the glass bottle down, and said with pride, "Two things! First, have a correct attitude, take the initiative and be passionate! Second, watch people order and learn to show your charm! If you have money, spend it. If you have power, you will show off; if you are handsome, you will wear flared pants; if you are ugly, you will be loyal and lovelorn; if you are young and Dangerous, you will put on a motorcycle..."

Zhou Shi bowed his head and took notes.

Zhong Ming read the notes, and the first sentence said: "Brother, your handwriting is beautiful."

Zhou Shi was flattered, because Zhong Ming didn't like reading things with words at all, and he was even more surprised when he learned how to appreciate them.

Zhong Ming's second sentence was: "Brother, accompany me on a date tomorrow."

Zhou Shi: "...An explanation?"

Zhong Ming said: "Look, the second thing is to learn to show your charm! What is my charm? My charm is not you! You are so powerful, so tall, so handsome, you can study well, but you will still be poor in the future... "

Zhou Shi was so flattered by the praise that he went to the tea restaurant to meet Zhong Ming after school the next day.

When four people are dating, they must be two brothers and two sisters. They match each other, and no one is left alone.

But Zhong Ming was silent.

Jingyi said, "Zhou Shi, do you want to try my apricot cream?"

Zhou Shi had no choice but to pick up the spoon.

Qianyi said: "Apricot cream is good for the skin, it's for girls. Zhou Shi, try this Xue Mei Niang, Oreo sandwich."

Before Zhou Shi could speak, a whole Xuemei Niang was stuffed into his mouth, so he had to eat it with hatred.

Zhong Ming winked wildly, Zhou Shi chewed on Xue Mei Niang and looked up at the sky.

Back at Temple Street, Zhou Shi explained: "I don't know why, anyway..."

Zhong Ming said: "In short, my younger sister still wants to talk to me very much, but as long as you are here, I will move on."

Zhou Shi said, "No—"

Zhong Ming said: "Forget it, forget it, you don't have to feel guilty. Jingyi and Qianyi talked to me, and they said..."

Zhou Shi asked, "What did you say?"

Zhong Ming gritted his teeth, "Say, say I don't look straight!"

Zhou Shi was taken aback for a moment, then stopped and leaned against the four-photo flower wall, laughing until his shoulders trembled.

Zhong Ming got angry, "Isn't it? You think so too? If I'm not straight, the mountains and rivers of my motherland will be curved. If I'm not straight? You're joking! Don't you think so? Even if you bend, I won't bend!"

Zhou Shi stopped smiling, threw his schoolbag on his back, said "byebye", and went home.

A few days later, Zhong Ming stopped chasing girls, and he didn't feel hurt anymore. He started to read martial arts novels in Zhou Shi's room, and lay on the bed all night, with the word "big" sunken in the middle of the bed.

After Zhou Shi finished a book of exercises, he took a mango, cut it in half, drew a cross, bent the skin, and handed it to him.

Zhong Ming bitterly took a bite of the mango, then licked the mango juice that flowed down to his elbow, "Eat on the bed, you don't need to wash the sheets. Of course I won't chase after girls! I'm waiting for love."

Zhou Shi said: "If you don't chase after girls, how can you find love?"

Zhong Ming clapped the book, "So we have to wait! I wait for Xiaolongnu, only Xiaolongnu understands me, only Xiaolongnu loves me, and I only love Xiaolongnu!"

Zhou Shi gave him the other half of the mango boat, "So your standard for the other half is Little Dragon Girl."

Zhong Ming didn't pick up the mango boat, and counted on his fingers, "Stunning beauty, obedience, good aesthetics, good kung fu, older than me, more powerful than me, and able to protect me, isn't this perfect...huh?"

Zhou Shi was still holding the half mango boat in his hand, and he didn't notice that the mango juice flowed to his wrist, "What's wrong?"

Zhong Ming moved forward, rolled his tongue slightly, licked away the mango juice, took the mango boat, and said, "After all, Xiaolongnv is just like you."

Zhou Shi's hairs stood on end after being licked like that, but his legs were limp after being said like that again, "...Where is it!"

Zhong Ming concentrated on gnawing on the mango, "Everywhere, except that you don't have two big soft white rabbits, but you have one more big eagle, who can play the roles of the little dragon girl and the divine eagle, only Yang Guo is missing."

Zhou Shi slapped him on the back, causing Zhong Ming to cough wildly, and struggled to say, "I'm telling the truth, brother! If you were a girl, I would not only cover it hard, but I would chase you with too much packaging!"

Zhou Shi went back to open the next exercise book, put on his glasses again, his brows were furrowed, and he was impetuous after doing a set of questions. Finally, he closed the book, "I'll go take a shower, and you can go home after finishing the book."

Zhong Ming said, "Huh? You won't see me off?"

Zhou Shi yelled in the bathroom: "The ghost upper body is endless?! You live next door, Mr. Zhong!"

Zhong Ming said: "Living next door is also a delicate flower! Zhou's straight man, Shaw's comedy, you deserve to be single! Go away!"

Zhou Shi listened to Zhong Ming walking out with his schoolbag on his back, finally heaved a sigh of relief, and looked down at the "another character" standing up slowly under him.

The bell is ringing, the bell is ringing.

Zhou Shi tapped the little bald head of that character, turned the water cold helplessly, and closed his eyes to barely solve the problem of character splitting.

He lived in one bedroom alone, and after taking a shower, he found that he forgot to take his pajamas, but he didn't care, and opened the bathroom door in his underwear and school uniform shirt.

At the same time, the bedroom door slammed lightly and was pushed open again.

Zhong Ming poked his head in and said, "Brother."

Zhou Shi was only wearing a white shirt, which was too long for him, barely covering his underpants, exposing two legs, straight and slender, stretching beyond the coastline.

He was holding the trousers in his hands, and immediately wanted to put them on his legs when he saw this.

Zhong Ming shouted: "Wait! Don't move!"

The author has something to say:

Celebrate unlocking!Update episode!Friends from Weibo must have seen it!It's okay to watch it again!happy!Let the cannons go!Ah ah ah ah ah!

(By the way, whoever reported me to know the underworld, come out and talk about it. Have you seen the underworld, have you seen such a gangster with five words and four beauties? Isn’t this black Taoist propaganda film for a harmonious society? You treat me as a brother Lai Hao is still the emperor of Shanghai, am I shameless.)