Hong Kong island brother

On the cover of "The Minister under the Skirt", Zhong Ming's long gauze skirt is dragging the floor, his head is lowered to hold the microphone, his bones are still, wrapped in a thin layer of shiny flesh, he is neither a mother nor a gay, but young and clean and shining.Under the cover of the pale lamp post, bangs cast delicate shadows on the cheeks, the eyebrows are drooping, and the tails of the eyes are particularly long.

Zhou Shi's thumb touched the end of that eye, and under the cold plastic cover, Zhong Ming seemed to raise his eyes.

Zou Ruoyang yawned: "Speaking of which, Ah Ming is not your biological younger brother, nor is your surname Zhong, nor is his surname Zhou, why are you so serious? Albums, after all, are just work. Ah Ming himself wouldn't ask where you are patrolling today and where you will be on duty tomorrow. If you want me to tell you, it won't happen."

Zhou Shi shook his head and removed his finger from the cover.

Zhong Ming moved away from Temple Street after his debut. On the one hand, he didn’t want to go back to that “haunted house” to live in, and on the other hand, fans chased him fiercely. Temple Street was too hidden. He now lives in a rented apartment on Homantin Hill Road.

At that time, the boss Zhou was very unhappy, and he slapped the chair, "Why do you want to move out! It's not like you don't have a room here! How expensive it is to buy a house! I know the land price of Ho Man Tin best. 30 years ago, your boss uncle me Robbery on the dead-end road over there, ambush at the intersection at the entrance of the seminary, and drive into it when you see a car coming—"

Zhong Ming said: "What should I buy? Boss, the cheapest 300-[-] square meters in Ho Man Tin is [-] million. If I buy one, I will go bankrupt in my next life. I use the company's name rent, which is much cheaper, and tax returns are more expensive. Save [-]%. Besides, Temple Street is far away from work, I live in Ho Man Tin so I can sleep late. Besides, there are no big stars who live in Temple Street, and they are not Cantonese opera stars!"

Zhou Shi was carrying the box of albums, while thinking about Zhong Ming's muddle-headed calculations, while walking on the mountain road that the boss Zhou had robbed.

Zhou Shi has never seen the heroic figure of the boss Zhou Dajie, and a small path on the mountain road is still there.

The buildings here grow taller and taller, soaring into the sky.That seminary was sold to a real estate developer a long time ago, and a mansion was built, and now Zhong Ming lives in it.

Zhong Ming opened the door, and saw Zhou Shi standing outside the door with a box of albums in his arms. He stopped talking for a long time, but didn't hold back a word.

Zhong Ming laughed loudly, "Brother, are you really going to buy an album?"

Zhou Shi said, "Yes, buy short of Causeway Bay."

Zhong Ming said, "Where is Tsim Sha Tsui?"

Zhou Shi said: "It's too late today, the doors are closed, so I'll—"

Zhong Ming pulled him in, "Okay, okay, I know, you work hard as a double agent, and you don't have time to watch entertainment news."

Zhou Shi put down the box of albums, took the glass, and drank the ice water in one gulp, "Yes, I'm so busy."

Zhong Ming said: "Let me just say it casually, so I can explain why you are so serious?"

Zhou Shi paused, and was about to speak.

Zhong Ming patted him on the shoulder again: "Nonsense, I know it all! Good brother!"

Zhou Shi choked on a sip of water in his throat.

From childhood to adulthood, whenever Zhong Ming emphasized "good brother", Zhou Shi knew that something must be happening to Zhong Ming, or something was about to happen.

Zhou Shi put down his glass, "Speak."

Zhong Ming squatted dog-legged in front of the sofa, "That's it, brother, Bai Weizhi signed a movie for me."

The big stars of this era are like this, both singing and acting, popular in the entire Asia-Pacific circle.

Zhou Shi said, "What's wrong?"

Zhong Ming said, "Police and gangster movies."

Zhou Shi said, "Yes."

Zhong Ming said, "I play a bandit."

Zhou Shi raised his eyebrows, "Playing in your true colors?"

Zhong Ming said "Hi!" and slapped Zhou Shi's thigh, "I'm such a big star! Why are you like this, brother!"

Zhou Shi smiled and said, "Go ahead."

Zhong Ming said, "It's a bandit, but it's an undercover agent."

Zhou Shi said, "Then what?"

Zhong Ming said, "Then the director thinks I have two bodies."

Zhou Shi said, "That's right, Zou Ruoyang said that you are a chicken for nothing."

Zhong Ming was furious, and went up against the case, "Zou Ruoyang? Isn't he also killing chickens for nothing? Or a boy for killing chickens for nothing!"

Zhou Shi smiled and said, "Well, you continue."

Zhong Ming said: "Oh, the director thinks that I have two bodies, and asked me to find a coach to practice. But you know that the gym coaches are very fierce now, and those who are not fierce must be gay. I am such a big star, This kind of thing still needs to be found by someone who knows the basics. Then I thought, I thought about it, I thought about it, and I thought about it, who is the most muscle person I know. "

Zhou Shi said, "Who is it?"

Zhong Ming said: "It's far away in the sky, but it's close in front of you."

Zhou Shi looked thin, but Zhong Ming knew that his body was wrapped in a police uniform or a black shirt - eight-pack abs with well-defined muscles, biceps thicker than legs, chest thick and straight, bigger than Chen Yiwen.Zhong Ming made a noise at the time, and wanted to take a group photo so much that he almost called the pictorial company to take a photo.

Zhou Shi stood up, weighed the brand new barbell on the ground, "Start tonight?"

Zhong Ming was full of sincerity, "Start now."

10 minute later.

Zhong Ming crossed his waist and yelled loudly, "Isn't it just to train your biceps, if you don't have muscles, you won't have muscles. Why do you need corporal punishment for such a big thing?! You're so fucking angry, aren't you?!"

Zhou Shi was helpless, "How many kilograms is that?"

Zhong Ming said: "...I won't practice anymore! Anyway, I won't practice anymore! I won't practice today! I want to sleep!"

Zhou Shi said, "...Then sleep."

Zhong Ming persisted and pushed him into the guest room, "Sleep too! You are not allowed to practice secretly! Why do you have to carry hundreds of catties around!"

Zhou Shi: ...

Zhou Shi didn't sleep well, and couldn't help but yawned during the meeting at the police station the next day, and blocked it with his fist.

Chen Zhaoji glared at him, and after finishing one page, he turned another page, "Oh, there is one more thing this month."

All the police officers listened intently.

Chen Zhaoji said: "Our police department has a cooperation with Yinghua Company. Yinghua helps us promote the representative image. When necessary, we train artists for Yinghua."

All the police officers let out a "boom".Training artists, it sounds like a good job!There is money and vacation, and who knows if Chen Yiwen is being trained?

Zhou Shi had a bad feeling when he heard the word "Yinghua".

Chen Zhaoji said: "Is there anyone who voluntarily signed up?"

All the police officers raised their hands one after another: "Me!"

Chen Zhaoji said: "The artist trained this time is Zhong Ming."

All the police officers put down their hands one after another, "Tch, what is there for a big man to train!"

Zhou Shi thought about the difficulty of training with that white body, and thought that the barbell training last night was said to be corporal punishment.He bowed his head silently, pretending that he didn't exist.

Chen Zhaoji looked around, and the heads of all the police officers were as big as buckets.

Chen Zhaoji's gaze stayed on Zou Ruoyang's face, thinking, would it be better if the two chickens practiced together.

Zou Ruoyang quickly raised his hand, "Chen Sir! Zhong Ming and Zhou Shi are friends! Would it be better to train with friends!"

Chen Zhaoji turned his attention to Zhou Shi's face again.There was an inexplicable expression on the young man's face, a little unpredictable, and he looked more and more heroic.

Chen Zhaoji thought, sure enough, it had to be Zhou Shi.

Zhou Shi thought to himself, sure enough, I was the worst again.

Zhou Shi didn't need to patrol anymore, he didn't need to send the girl home, and he didn't need to participate in street fights anymore, he devoted his daytime to training Zhong Ming.

Zhong Ming sat under the big banyan tree, licked the ice cream, and said gratefully: "Brother, you are still good to me."

Zhou Shi thought to himself, how dare I not treat you well? Just now, I did a few pull-ups and shouted so that the whole police station thought I was a perverted instructor.

The director was very serious and asked Zhong Ming to live in the police station to experience life.

Zhou Shi was already disgraced when training Zhong Ming, but when he heard this sentence, his vision was even darker.

Chen Zhaoji said, "Mr. Zhong, you live in this room."

Zhong Ming had just taken a shower, his half-wet and half-dry hair was hanging in front of his eyes, he hugged the quilt and nodded, "Thank you, Sir."

Zhou Shi was also wiping his hair, and said, "Come and get what you need, I'll go back first."

Chen Zhaoji said: "The director asked Mr. Chung not to enjoy special treatment. Ah Shi, you also live here, so Mr. Chung can take care of you."

Zhou Shi sprained his foot, "...Chen Sir, Ah Ming is not used to being with people—"

Chen Zhaoji raised his face, "The director asked Mr. Zhong not to enjoy special treatment."

Zhou Shi thought to himself, then I should enjoy "special treatment".

His facial features are sharp, and when he lowers his eyes like this, he brings out a fierce look.

Chen Zhaoji's heart skipped a beat, Zhong Ming saw something was wrong, and quickly patted Zhou Shi on the shoulder: "Brother, it has two beds! I'm ok!"

As a result, the two entered the room and closed the door, Zhong Ming hugged the quilt and sat down on one of the single beds.

Click.

Zhong Ming blinked innocently, "Brother, why did the bed collapse? Did I gain weight?"

... Gaining weight, gaining weight, gaining his mother...

Zhou Shi drove him to another bed, "That's why the police station's funds are tight. Sleep."

The bell rang "Oh", and he was indeed tired. His head touched the pillow and he was about to fall asleep. He just asked in a daze, "Then what should you do?"

Zhou Shi said, "You don't need to worry about it."

Zhong Ming didn't reply and fell into a light sleep.A little water on the tip of the nose reflects the faint moonlight, making it incredibly moist.The young man's neck was long and slender, with some blue veins appearing faintly, and it would take a few days or a few years before it would grow up.

Zhou Shi suppressed his anxiety, looked away, turned on the air conditioner, then pulled out the mat from behind the door, squatted down and spread it on the floor.

On the bed behind him, Zhong Ming turned over.

Zhou Shi stopped his movements and heard Zhong Ming asking in a half-dream and half-awake state, "Brother, where do you sleep?"

He spoke Beijing dialect, and it took Zhou Shi a while to understand what he was talking about.

Zhong Ming learned languages ​​very quickly. When he was nine years old, he followed his behind to learn Cantonese, and he also learned a lot of dirty words and young and Dangerous tricks from Ugly Kitty, but Beijing dialect was rarely mentioned, that is, Occasionally, I heard him talking to Zhong Zhihao next door when he was arguing.

At that time, he was sitting at the desk doing his homework, thinking that Beijing dialect still sounds good.Although I can't understand it, but there are so many sounds, so many twists and turns, the firecrackers set off on the morning of the first day of the new year are as lively and harmonious, and there is also the smell of firewood and gunpowder smoke.

Especially after Zhong Zhihao passed away, he never heard Zhong Ming mention his accent again.Naturally, it was also because no one told him.

Zhou Shi felt that his arms and lips were filled with lead, and it took him a long time before he continued to spread out the mat.

A hand went from under his arm to his chest, pulling him back, and said in a nasal voice, "Come up."

Zhou Shi was taken aback, and subconsciously replied: "Let go. You're not used to—"

On the contrary, Zhong Ming pulled him even tighter, dragging him all the way to lie down, his head touched the pillow, and then he said sleepily, "Throw... sleep on the ground, what are you pretending, you think I don't know?"

Zhou Shi suddenly held his breath, "You know... what?"

Zhong Ming closed his eyes and rubbed back, as if he had fallen asleep. It took him a long time before he continued, "You are a good brother. What are you used to between brothers..." Zhong Ming yawned.

Zhou Shi said softly, "Yes."

After a long time, Zhong Ming said softly, "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking?"

It took a long time for Zhou Shi to answer: "What am I thinking?"

Zhong Ming murmured, "It's cool on the ground in summer, isn't it? You thought you were in the police academy that year? You fell asleep as soon as the mat was rolled up. You thought you were Ning Caichen."

Zhou Shi: "..."

Zhong Ming yawned again, and his voice became lower and lower, "Young people, you know that you are greedy for coolness, and you will not be able to have children when you grow up. In case you meet an evil mother-in-law who forces you to wash clothes by the river every day, there is no time to cry... ..."

Zhou Shi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he patted his wet hair on the forehead, and brushed away the wet hair sticking to his forehead, "My mouth is full of nonsense."

Zhong Ming half-closed his eyes and smiled, "Come on, you have a lot. Hey, brother, I heard that yawning is contagious. Do you think it's true?"

Before he finished speaking, Zhou Shi also yawned, and then Zhou Shi let out a long "hmm".

The next morning, Zou Ruoyang came back from his shift with yawns and wanted to take a shower before going to bed, but there was a sign on the door of the bathroom saying "Hot water is off today".

Zou Ruoyang thought to himself, cold water is cold water, this policeman is full of blood.

As soon as he entered the shower room, Zou Ruoyang let out a "ha", "Ashi! Why are you so crazy to take a shower in the morning! Take a cold shower!"

Zhou Shi came out, let out a sluggish "hmm", and put on a white shirt.

Zou Ruoyang walked over to look at Zhou Shi's face, and smirked, "Sir Zhou, are you so tired from training Mr. Zhong Mingzhong? The dark circles under your eyes dragged down to your chest."

Zhou Shi looked in the mirror while wiping his hair, thinking, how do I look like a straight man.

The author has something to say:

Sour QAQ tonight

#The author is pressing the door of the policeman's brother's cabinet every day, but accidentally misses it

#How can this be a round house!This is not a round house!

PS. Ho Man Tin refers to an interview with Chen Shenzhi from the Southern Zhou Dynasty. In fact, many memes use the content of this interview.