Through the book: I am the hero and a dog
Chapter 11 How to tell the difference between male and female dogs
Zhou Xuan: #@¥%;
Your sister, the important part of labor and capital is actually seen by the male lead!I want to die..._(:з」∠)_
Unexpectedly, Zhang Xiaocui suddenly chuckled and said, "Wrong, wrong!"
"Huh?" Yan Lingyun was puzzled.
Zhang Xiaocui said: "Whether it is a male dog or a female dog, there are little ding ding da!"
Yan Lingyun:! ! !
Zhou Xuan: ...
"Then, how do you tell the male and female dogs apart?" Yan Lingyun asked curiously.
Zhang Xiaocui laughed: "There are two little balls hidden behind the male dog Xiao Dingding, which the bitch doesn't have. If you don't believe me, feel for it?"
Upon hearing this, Yan Lingyun reached out and touched Zhou Xuan.
Zhou Xuan: No!I reject!
He quickly resisted desperately!
He doesn't want to be touched by the hero!
"Xuan Xuan, be good, don't move around." Yan Lingyun couldn't help but say.
Just move around!
Although labor and capital are now dogs, dogs also have dignity!
Zhang Xiaocui giggled when she saw it: "Ouch! Isn't this dog shy?"
"Definitely." Yan Lingyun agreed.
After all, his family Xuanxuan is a dog god!
Zhang Xiaocui then said: "Let's do it this way, you should observe how your family, Xuanxuan, urinates."
"Why?" Yan Lingyun looked curious.
"A male dog needs to raise one leg to urinate, while a female dog urinates directly squatting." Zhang Xiaocui seemed to like answering Yan Lingyun's questions very much, smiling all the time.
"There is another way to know!" At this time, Li Dahu who was behind caught up and said with a smile.
"What?" Zhang Xiaocui gave him a sharp look.
"Hey~ When the dog grows up, you will be able to see the little mimi on the bitch's stomach! There are several of them! Our rhubarb has it, I've seen it before!" Li Dahu said naively.
It turns out that rhubarb is a female.
Zhou Xuan thought.
"Pfft! You're a pervert!" Zhang Xiaocui immediately blushed and gave him a glare.
Li Dahu looked bewildered.
What did he say to make his wife angry?
Zhang Xiaocui restrained her temper, and said to Yan Lingyun in a good voice: "Anyway, it's very easy to tell the difference between male and female dogs, just find a method and try it yourself!"
"Yeah, thank you sister Xiaocui!" Yan Lingyun nodded hurriedly, silently thinking about finding a time to take a peek at how Xuanxuan peed.
Zhang Xiaocui immediately rubbed his head with a smile on her face, and said, "Let's go, I'll cook for you first." Then she turned coldly and said to Li Dahu: "Aren't you going to make Ling Yun's bed?!"
"Oh, I'm going right now..." Li Dahu scratched his head and hurried into the room.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Xiaocui also entered the kitchen and got busy at the stove.
Yan Lingyun stood at the door and asked, "Sister Xiaocui, can I come in and help?"
Zhang Xiaocui kept busy like spinning around, and said, "How can you be so young to help? Well, how about you go and see if Dahu's bed is ready?"
"Okay." Yan Lingyun nodded, hugged Zhou Xuan and walked to the bedroom.
"Wow! Wang woof!" Rhubarb kept yelling at Yan Lingyun.
Zhang Xiaocui turned around and shouted: "Dahuang, what are you yelling at?!"
Rhubarb immediately froze with his tail between his legs.
Yan Lingyun chuckled.
Zhang Xiaocui also laughed and said, "Rhubarb probably wants to play with Xuanxuan, right? Ling Yun, aren't you tired of holding Xuanxuan all the time? Let it down to play with Dahuang!"
Yan Lingyun hesitated immediately upon hearing the words.
"Aww!" Zhou Xuan looked at Yan Lingyun pitifully, and raised his claws to beg for mercy.
No, no!
Never let him down!He doesn't want to be played by Rhubarb!
Your sister, the important part of labor and capital is actually seen by the male lead!I want to die..._(:з」∠)_
Unexpectedly, Zhang Xiaocui suddenly chuckled and said, "Wrong, wrong!"
"Huh?" Yan Lingyun was puzzled.
Zhang Xiaocui said: "Whether it is a male dog or a female dog, there are little ding ding da!"
Yan Lingyun:! ! !
Zhou Xuan: ...
"Then, how do you tell the male and female dogs apart?" Yan Lingyun asked curiously.
Zhang Xiaocui laughed: "There are two little balls hidden behind the male dog Xiao Dingding, which the bitch doesn't have. If you don't believe me, feel for it?"
Upon hearing this, Yan Lingyun reached out and touched Zhou Xuan.
Zhou Xuan: No!I reject!
He quickly resisted desperately!
He doesn't want to be touched by the hero!
"Xuan Xuan, be good, don't move around." Yan Lingyun couldn't help but say.
Just move around!
Although labor and capital are now dogs, dogs also have dignity!
Zhang Xiaocui giggled when she saw it: "Ouch! Isn't this dog shy?"
"Definitely." Yan Lingyun agreed.
After all, his family Xuanxuan is a dog god!
Zhang Xiaocui then said: "Let's do it this way, you should observe how your family, Xuanxuan, urinates."
"Why?" Yan Lingyun looked curious.
"A male dog needs to raise one leg to urinate, while a female dog urinates directly squatting." Zhang Xiaocui seemed to like answering Yan Lingyun's questions very much, smiling all the time.
"There is another way to know!" At this time, Li Dahu who was behind caught up and said with a smile.
"What?" Zhang Xiaocui gave him a sharp look.
"Hey~ When the dog grows up, you will be able to see the little mimi on the bitch's stomach! There are several of them! Our rhubarb has it, I've seen it before!" Li Dahu said naively.
It turns out that rhubarb is a female.
Zhou Xuan thought.
"Pfft! You're a pervert!" Zhang Xiaocui immediately blushed and gave him a glare.
Li Dahu looked bewildered.
What did he say to make his wife angry?
Zhang Xiaocui restrained her temper, and said to Yan Lingyun in a good voice: "Anyway, it's very easy to tell the difference between male and female dogs, just find a method and try it yourself!"
"Yeah, thank you sister Xiaocui!" Yan Lingyun nodded hurriedly, silently thinking about finding a time to take a peek at how Xuanxuan peed.
Zhang Xiaocui immediately rubbed his head with a smile on her face, and said, "Let's go, I'll cook for you first." Then she turned coldly and said to Li Dahu: "Aren't you going to make Ling Yun's bed?!"
"Oh, I'm going right now..." Li Dahu scratched his head and hurried into the room.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Xiaocui also entered the kitchen and got busy at the stove.
Yan Lingyun stood at the door and asked, "Sister Xiaocui, can I come in and help?"
Zhang Xiaocui kept busy like spinning around, and said, "How can you be so young to help? Well, how about you go and see if Dahu's bed is ready?"
"Okay." Yan Lingyun nodded, hugged Zhou Xuan and walked to the bedroom.
"Wow! Wang woof!" Rhubarb kept yelling at Yan Lingyun.
Zhang Xiaocui turned around and shouted: "Dahuang, what are you yelling at?!"
Rhubarb immediately froze with his tail between his legs.
Yan Lingyun chuckled.
Zhang Xiaocui also laughed and said, "Rhubarb probably wants to play with Xuanxuan, right? Ling Yun, aren't you tired of holding Xuanxuan all the time? Let it down to play with Dahuang!"
Yan Lingyun hesitated immediately upon hearing the words.
"Aww!" Zhou Xuan looked at Yan Lingyun pitifully, and raised his claws to beg for mercy.
No, no!
Never let him down!He doesn't want to be played by Rhubarb!
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