I had a tough guy in ancient times

Gu Tingfei's voice was not loud, and he and Qi Shao were separated by a short distance. It is said that ordinary people without internal strength would never hear his voice; but the sensitivity of Qi Shao's five senses is different from that of Qi Shao. Ordinary people, he really heard Gu Tingfei's words!

Seeing that Qi Shao's eyes were red and his fair face was pale, Zhang Yu reached out to take the sack that Qi Shao was dragging, "Give it to me." Zhang Yu actually heard Gu Tingfei's words, but his own man was thin-skinned , he could only pretend that he didn't hear it, and looked back for an opportunity to clean up Gu Tingfei.

Qi Shao sniffed, thinking about Zhang Yu's family, Zhang Yan is a treacherous pervert, Ming Yansheng is a bit nervous, and Gu Tingfei likes to bully him... Sure enough, Zhang Yu is the best.

Except that Zhang Yu is not a human being in bed, he is a qualified little brother at other times.

"Zhang Yu, do you feel ashamed when I fall?" After all, the young brothers in ancient times liked strong and powerful men, and Qi Shao was a little self-aware. A word fits the top.

Zhang Yu rubbed his man's messy hair, "I don't feel ashamed, I just think it's cute."

Qi Shao: "..."

Qi Shao looked at Zhang Yu resentfully, "Zhang Yu, are you laughing too?"

Zhang Yu immediately said no.

Qi Shao looked suspicious, thinking that if you hesitate a little, I will believe you.

Zhang Yu: "I held back, I really didn't laugh."

Qi Shao: "..."

Forget it, he will know.

Back in the small bamboo courtyard, Qi Shao found that there were guests in the courtyard, and one of them looked familiar. Qi Shao saw him once when he gave Zhang Yan the card money last time.

Ming Yansheng and Gu Tingfei never liked to see strangers, so they floated in from the backyard with a tap of their toes, completely avoiding the people in the yard; Qi Shao was shown off by such a wave of operations, he Looking at Zhang Yu expectantly, "Zhang Yu, can you fly?"

Seeing that his own man was eager to try, Zhang Yu smiled and said, "Do you want to try?"

Qi Shao nodded repeatedly, his eyes were bright: "Is it possible?!"

Aw, this is light work!

excitement!

Zhang Yu put the sack containing the seeds at the entrance of the yard, and put his arms around his man's waist tightly. When he saw that he was ready, he tiptoed, and the two of them rose into the air and floated into the yard like a gust of wind.

When Qi Shao touched the ground with his feet, he still hadn't recalled it, and he said excitedly: "Zhang Yu, you are so good!" This feeling is too refreshing!It's as if you can fly!

Zhang Yu patted his man's butt/butt, "There are too many people during the day, so I will take you flying at night."

Qi Shao jumped up happily, and couldn't help holding Zhang Yu's face and kissing him when he was excited, "Zhang Yu, you are so kind!"

Zhang Yu's eyes sank, "Just don't regret it tonight."

Qi Shao was still immersed in the joy of being able to fly, so he didn't notice the abnormality in Zhang Yu's tone, "No regrets, no regrets." After all, he was wearing this farming style, so it would be great if he could fly!

Zhang Yu went around to the front yard and dragged the sack over. Now Qi Shao was like an excited little rabbit, bouncing around Zhang Yu and asking from time to time, "What kind of seed is Zhang Yu?" , "Hey, this seed is so strange, why is it purple?"

Zhang Yu had little patience with his own men, and if he had to ask other people such trashy questions, Zhang Yu had already kicked him to the back mountain to feed the wolves.

"This is a purple melon," Zhang Yu soaked the seeds for a while and then sprinkled them into the reclaimed land in advance. "It is rumored that there are cranes in Guhe Village. Where can I get the purple melon seeds, and when the village is full of purple melon flowers, the crane will show up and bless Guhe Village with good weather and good harvest every year."

Qi Shao only cares about one question: "Can we eat purple melon?" It seems that anyone with the word "melon" can eat it.

Zhang Yu: "...you can eat it if you can eat it."

Seeing Zhang Yu's hesitant to speak, Qi Shao said, Zhang Yu, you seem to be hiding something from me.

Zhang Yu started to fill in the soil after sowing the seeds, "It can be eaten, but purple melons can't be eaten casually," he said in a heavy tone, "If a man eats purple melons, he won't be able to have children."

Qi Shao: "..."

Hong Kong, I suspect you are lying to me.

"Then what will the little brother eat? What will happen? Will he not be able to give birth to a child?"

Zhang Yu's face became a little unnatural: "My little brother will..."

"What will happen?" Qi Shao couldn't hear clearly, Zhang Yu said the last few words in a low voice, and was overshadowed by the sound of shoveling.

Zhang Yu glared at his man, and he reached out and touched his chest, "My little brother will have milk after eating purple melon."

Qi Shao: "..."

Hold……

Miserably no brother said ah!

It doesn’t matter if the little brother wants to have a baby. According to Zhang Yu, after the little brother has a baby, he should eat more purple melons and produce more milk to feed the baby...

Qi Shao already has a picture in his mind: Zhang Yu is holding a baby who is waiting to be fed, and he lifts up his upper body clothes, revealing a breast as big as a watermelon...

(っ°Д°;)っ

What the hell!

Hold your head!

Can't think, can't think! ! !

It's too filthy...

However, Qi Shao quickly realized that what Zhang Yu said just now that "men will not have children after eating purple melons" was for his own benefit, Zhang Yu was afraid that he would be curious about the taste of purple melons for a while, so he couldn't help but secretly eat them Purple melon...

Hey, what can I do if my breasts increase? !

Qi Shao looked at Zhang Yu's eyes more and more affectionately, "Zhang Yu, you are so kind to me, I like you so much!" After speaking, he went forward to help Zhang Yu water the water. It can be said that he is a very hardworking dog. the little bee.

"Zhang Yu," Qi Shao poured water and suddenly had a very evil idea. He looked around vigilantly, and when he saw no one, he leaned into Zhang Yu's ear and whispered, "If you cheat If Gu Tingfei eats purple melon, will his milk increase?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Qi Shao saw Zhang Yu showing an expression of "Oh, I didn't expect you to be such a castrated man", pursed his mouth, and imitated Gu Tingfei's sarcasm in aggrieved tone and said, "To put it bluntly, it's not good on the bed. Not enough for brother Yu to play."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Qi Shao panicked with embarrassment, but still mustered up the courage to ask: "Zhang Yu, do you think Gu Tingfei's words are right?"

He shouldn't be that bad...

Zhang Yu's eyes are a bit complicated. Although Gu Tingfei's words are really awkward, they are telling the truth; his man is indeed weak in that respect, but Zhang Yu can't tell the truth. If his man is beaten and devastated , when can I conceive a child?

"Qi Shao, you are very powerful." Zhang Yu put down his hoe and took his own man's hand to the kitchen. Qi Shao thought that his own words would arouse Zhang Yu's wildness, so he pulled himself into a fight, and he Panicked, he immediately stayed where he was and refused to leave, "It's not dark yet in Zhang Yu, don't be impulsive!"

"Fool." Zhang Yu knocked on the head of his own man, "Didn't you say you want to trick Gu Tingfei into eating purple melon? I'll take you to get the purple melon."

Qi Shao's eyes suddenly turned into fox eyes, and he said excitedly: "Zhang Yu, you are so kind!" Then he asked, "Where is the purple melon?!"

"It's in the ice cellar."

Qi Shao's mouth opened into a capital "O", "Is there an ice cellar at home?!"

Fuck, there is no humanity!

Zhang Yu said that the ice cellar was in the basement, and he didn't take Qi Shao there because he was afraid of getting cold, "There are a lot of purple melons in it."

It was only when Qi Shao arrived at the ice cellar that he realized how much "a lot" Zhang Yu was talking about. There was an entire ice cellar the size of a basketball court, and the purple melons, which were similar in shape to cantaloupe, took up almost half of the cellar!

In the remaining half, there are some fruits and vegetables, and a long row of ugly Chinese medicinal materials.

Qi Shao: "...Zhang Yu, what are you doing with so many purple melons? Are you raising cranes?"

Zhang Yu naturally prepared it for himself, and if he has children in the future, purple melons are definitely indispensable; but Zhang Yu doesn't want to tell his man about this, for fear that his man will put pressure on him, after all, things like children depend on fate , cannot be forced.

But Qi Shao guessed it all from Zhang Yu's face, he licked his lips, and tentatively said: "Could it be for you?"

Zhang Yu didn't expect his man to be witty now, he urged Qi Shao to get the purple melon, "I quietly put it in Gu Tingfei's soup while cooking lunch."

Qi Shao was still thinking about Zhang Yu's birth, and he was a little absent-minded all morning; he almost put his chopsticks into his nostrils while eating lunch, but Zhang Yu stopped him.

"Qi Shao, what are you thinking?" Zhang Yu felt helpless, "Eat well."

Qi Shao's cheeks were hot from the crowd staring at him, he touched his nose and responded sullenly.

Gu Tingfei didn't miss any chance to make fun of Qi Shao: "Qi Shao, if you want Brother Yu to feed you, just say so, we won't laugh at you hahaha!"

Qi Shao: "..."

Tsk, this man is so annoying!

He glanced at Gu Tingfei's soup bowl, there was only half of the tomato soup left in the bowl, Gu Tingfei probably drank half of it.

Qi Shao narrowed his eyes, thinking that you will suffer this afternoon.

Gu Tingfei realized something was wrong after waking up from a nap. He suddenly felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, as if something was strangling his throat. Sip tea and go out for a stroll.

Strolling in the yard, he naturally ran into a young man from Brother Yu's family. When he saw this weak man, he couldn't help joking, "Qi Shao, do you want to practice martial arts?"

Qi Shao pointed behind Gu Tingfei with his chin, "Em is behind."

Gu Tingfei turned around and looked back, there was no sign of Zhang Yan in the empty vegetable garden, and when she turned her head again, Qi Shao was nowhere to be seen.

"Machine thief." Gu Tingfei laughed, but soon he couldn't laugh anymore, the abnormality in his body became more and more serious, and Gu Tingfei felt his chest swelled.

Ming Yansheng likes to stay in the courtyard and drink tea when he has nothing to do. Seeing Gu Tingfei's ghostly face from a distance, a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Gu Tingfei, come and drink tea with me."

Gu Tingfei, who just wanted to go to Zhang Yan for a pulse diagnosis: "..."

Suddenly there was a bad premonition in my heart.