I had a tough guy in ancient times

I don't know if it's Qi Shao's delusion, but he always felt that the word "Gu" in "Qi Gu Yongxiang Sui" is a bit bigger than the word "Qi".

Because of Gu Mingtang and Qi Mo's suspected star chasing behavior, people around thought Qi Shao was a star, and chased after Qi Shao with their mobile phones to take pictures; People turned around and found that he was not a celebrity, and he didn't know what expression he would show... But to be honest, Qi Shao was very embarrassed.

"Baby, do you want to adjust the time difference today or go out with us?" Old Qi asked Qi Shao, sitting in the co-pilot, tilting his head.

"Play with you." One day has passed, today is the next day, and there are three days before he and Zhang Yu agreed to go back. Qi Shao didn't want Zhang Yu to worry, so he had to go back on time no matter what.

But before that, stay with Lao Qi and Lao Gu well.

Qi Shao originally thought that Lao Qi and Lao Gu would go climbing, soaking in hot springs, etc., until he stood in front of the museum and realized that Lao Qi and Lao Gu were going to visit the museum—the Picasso Museum.

"I've wanted to come here for a long time," Gu Mingtang said, "Picasso is my idol." He patted Qi Shao on the shoulder, "Baby, I like Picasso, so you should too."

Dad, it's wrong for you to do this, there is no such a reasonable father.

Qi Shao was a little sad when he thought of the extremely sad thing of losing Comrade Gu because he didn’t know Picasso’s full name. He still doesn’t know Picasso’s full name. Thinking of this, Qi Shao silently took out his mobile phone and searched on Baidu. I searched, and then I was suffocated in shock by the long list of awkward and extremely hard-to-remember names.

...Suddenly, suddenly balanced.

He is destined not to get Comrade Gu's treasure.

--and many more!

Gu Guoshi's surname is Gu, and his father's surname is also Gu. The key is that Comrade Gu and his father both like Picasso...

Qi Shao stopped abruptly. He stared at Gu Mingtang's back, thinking that if this was the case, would his old Qi have been greened? ? ?

After all, Comrade Gu has been passed down for so many generations in the book, what Lao Qi has on his head is no longer a simple green grass, tm is a lush tropical rainforest!

Qi Shao looked at Lao Qi with a subtle look.

Qi Mo poked his head over, and murmured to Gu Mingtang: "Old Gu, you don't know what's missing, why are you always distracted?"

Gu Mingtang: "Didn't you see that the baby looks at you like he is looking at a homeless man? The child is feeling sorry for you, Lao Qi."

Qi Mo silently stuffed the torn sock into the shoe, and said in a low voice, "Next time, don't bite my sock, it's so embarrassing to hear about it."

"...Obviously you are too lazy to cut your toenails! Why did I bite them again!"

Qi Mo: "I'm an old man. If you bite it, you will bite it. Don't be shy, but you can't bite your underwear, or I will have to go away."

Gu Mingtang swears, and Qi Mo mutters, "I won't let you bite your panties and get so angry, you're not as good as my baby."

Qi Shao: "..."

Strange knowledge has increased again.

Not many people came to visit the museum. Qi Shao followed the two fathers and looked left and right, but he wondered in his heart whether Gu Mingtang was Gu Guoshi or not. The flow of time is the same; but Papa Gu also likes Picasso, and his surname is also Gu...

"Old Gu," Qi Shao approached Gu Mingtang, "Old Gu, do you know Picasso's full name?"

Gu Mingtang glanced at Qi Shao, "Baby, you asked this question well, and it stumped me all at once."

Qi Shao: "..."

Forget it, it's impossible for Lao Gu to belong to that awesome Comrade Gu who played with the world in the book.

……

After visiting the museum all morning, Qi Shao fell asleep in a daze on the car back to the hotel. When he woke up again, it was already [-] o'clock in the evening. Lao Qi and Lao Gu lived in the room next to him. After washing his face in slippers, he went to the next door to find someone.

Lao Qi and Lao Gu happened to be having dinner, and when Qi Shao came in, he saw a candle lit on the table, but the color of the candle was not quite right, it wouldn't be so weird if it wasn't white.

"Come here, baby," Lao Qi beckoned, "The three of us will have a candlelight dinner together."

Qi Shao silently glanced at the pale white candle. For some reason, he always had the illusion that he hadn't finished his meal.

In the evening, he ate the western food ordered by the hotel. After Qi Shao drank some wine, his whole face was flushed, and his consciousness was not so clear. Qi and Lao Gu.

"Baby, how can you pick up girls after drinking so little." Qi Mo shook his head, "Just pour one glass, and girls will be picked up if they don't get soaked enough."

Gu Mingtang put down the knife and fork, wiped his mouth, and walked to Qi Shao's side, "Darling dad hugs you to bed, it's Gu's dad, not Qi's dad."

Qi Shao shook his head, lying on the table without saying a word, "...don't."

"You're still acting like a baby when you're so grown up." Gu Mingtang took a blanket and put it on Qi Shao, "Then baby, you lie here, and your father Qi and I will go to bed to digest."

Digesting in bed...

By the time Qi Shao's unconscious mind slowly digested the meaning of this sentence, Gu Mingtang and Qi Mo had already gone to bed; Qi Shao remembered the embarrassing experience that always broke Ming Yanlan and Zhang Yan, The person woke up quite a bit, and he didn't dare to look at the bed, so he stood up abruptly and ran outside.

After the door was closed, Qi Mo and Gu Mingtang said, "???"

"What's the matter, baby?" Qi Mo finished speaking, leaving "AA".

Gu Mingtang stared at the cards in his hand and shook his head, pulled out "22" and threw it down, "I don't know, maybe it's because of internal urgency."

Qi Mo dropped "3333", "You can't run like this when you are in a hurry."

Gu Mingtang threw "4444", "You are the one who can't run away in a hurry, baby is in good health."

"Bah!" Qi Mo said "5555", "I am also in good health."

Gu Mingtang made a "tsk" sound, and dropped "6666", "Shi Geng is not up anymore, and he is still in good health, what a fart."

Qi Mo dropped "2222" angrily, and said angrily, "Why can't I get up again!? It's obviously you..."

Seeing the six 2s lying on the bed, Gu Mingtang threw away the cards in his hand, and said angrily, "Damn Qi Mo, you bastard is actually cheating! Damn, where did you get the six 2s in a deck of cards!"

Qi Mo threw the cards away, and immediately jumped to the bathroom, urinating.

Before Qi Shao returned to his room for 10 minutes, Lao Qi next door hurried over and said that he was taking refuge. Qi Shao didn't expect Lao Qi to be so fast. He ended the digestion exercise on the bed in 10 minutes, and his eyes on Lao Qi became more and more serious. Pity, "Old Qi, I'll buy you some nutritional supplements later." Although Qi Shao was always shouted by Lao Qi and Lao Gu, the couple are not yet middle-aged, but in terms of appearance, they actually look more like Qi Shao brother.

The man has 31 flowers, and Lao Qi's flower is almost dead before it blooms. Qi Shao is still worried about the two fathers.

"What nutritional supplements do you have if you don't have money?" Lao Qi heaved a sigh of relief after locking the door, and he warned: "If Lao Gu comes to knock on the door later, baby, please don't open the door!"

Qi Shao thought it was impossible not to open the door, he said what did you do, Lao Qi, to make Lao Gu chase you and beat you?

...Could it be that he played some posture that shouldn't be played? ? ?

But it’s less than 10 minutes, so I probably haven’t had time to do difficult things.

"It's nothing." Qi Mo wouldn't tell his baby that he was cheating at cards and was chased and beaten by Gu Mingtang, "Gu Mingtang's domestic violence."

(⊙o⊙)...

"...Old Gu doesn't look like that kind of person," Qi Shao said in a low voice. Old Gu looked gentle and fair-skinned. If he hadn't seen the sock with holes protruding from his ankle Well, Lao Gu looks like a pampered little rich second generation, not at all like a domestic violence person.

Qi Mo immediately took off the socks on his feet, and Qi Shao actually counted them carefully. There were really nine holes, and there was a small hole randomly sewn up by snake-shaped black threads.

"It was all bitten by that turtle!" Qi Mo shook the socks off his hands.

Qi Shao found it incredible, he wondered if it was the sock that was just bitten or when it was worn on the foot...

Convex (fuck dish)

It's exciting just thinking about it...

"Baby Qi Shao, open the door," Gu Mingtang's voice came in through the door. When Qi Shao heard the voice, a group of witty people immediately took advantage of the gap between Lao Qi's socks and quickly turned the door open.

Qi Mo: "..."

As soon as Gu Mingtang saw Qi Mo, he yelled: "Qi Mo, you bastard, where did you get six 2s in a deck of cards?!"

Qi Shao, a melon eater: (⊙o⊙)...

Old Qi, this guy is really skinny.

Gu Mingtang was still muttering there: "No wonder I lose every time I play cards, the feeling is that you, the grandson, cheat every time?!"

Qi Shao disapproved, "Old Qi, you can't do this, it's wrong."

Qi Mo felt so pitiful: "But Gu Mingtang won't let me. If I can't play with him, doesn't he have to cheat?"

Qi Shao covered his chin and looked at Lao Gu, "Old Gu, it's wrong for you to do this, you have to give way to Lao Qi."

Gu Mingtang was shocked: "...I won by my ability, why did I give up?!"

Qi Shao nodded, "That's right, Lao Qi, Lao Gu won based on his strength, you can't make excessive demands."

Qi Mo said "Oh", "Gu Mingtang, you are a big liar. Before you came out, you said you would be good to me, and you will let me for the rest of your life. Now you don't even let me play a game of cards. You can't live through this day!"

Qi Shao frowned when he heard this, "Old Gu, this is your fault, how can you break your promise?"

Gu Mingtang: "Qi Mo, don't confuse black and white, it's obviously you who said this to me! I can't love you these days, and I don't want to live with you either!" He looked at Qi Shao, "Baby Qi Shao, you and I are still the same That turtle grandson?"

Qi Mo hurriedly hugged Qi Shao, "Baby Qi Shao must be with me!"

Gu Mingtang tugged at Qi Shao's arm, "Qi Shao's baby is mine! I still pay for the air ticket, Qi Shao's baby must follow me!"

...something seems to be wrong.

Qi Shao glanced at Lao Qi, who was aggrieved, and then at Lao Gu, who was full of anger, and opened his mouth, "...No, are you two serious?"