I had a tough guy in ancient times
Chapter 54 Salted Fish Days
Qi Shao put the instant noodles on the table beside him, "Ming Yanlan, get up and eat quickly, if you don't eat noodles, you will be lumpy. These things are not available here. You really don't want to eat it ?”
Ming Yanlan raised his eyelids and glanced at the instant noodles on the table. The smell of bone broth lingered on the tip of his nose. He silently stretched out his hand to cover his neck and swallowed secretly, "I won't eat it, you take it!" Junk food, Whoever eats is stupid!
Qi Shao took out a pack of spicy strips, "Try it?"
Ming Yanlan: "...I won't eat it, take it away!" It's deep-fried in the gutter, only fools eat it!
Perseverance is quite firm...
Qi Shao tore open a bag of potato chips, the original flavor, this is the snack that Ming Yanlan swallowed the loudest, "Original potato chips, try it?"
Mingyan Lan's phoenix eyes stared uncontrollably at the potato chips in Qi Shao's hand, and sat up grudgingly, humming awkwardly: "Original?"
Qi Shao saw that Ming Yanlan was drooling almost, but she was still mouthing stiffly. He was inexplicably poked at the point of laughter, and couldn't hold back a burst of laughter. After laughing, he immediately said: "The original flavor is original."
Ming Yanlan's face darkened, she glared at Qi Shao, lay on the couch and pointed her ass at Qi Shao,
Qi Shao: "..."
Looking at Ezhangyan's mouth twitching from the side, "Ming Yanlan, didn't I say you can't point your ass at others?"
Mingyan sat up abruptly and stared at Zhang Yan, "Zhang Yan, I'm very angry now."
"..." Zhang Yan explained to Yan Lan why you were angry.
Why else? !It's not that Qi Shao, a traitor, has sinister intentions and wants to corrupt his righteous heart with snacks!
Ming Yanlan muttered a few words, couldn't explain why she was angry, and lay back slowly.
Qi Shao also knew that Ming Yanlan would not play with him today, so he could only put down the spicy strips in his hand, "Mingyanlan and I will go back first, the noodles won't taste good if we don't eat them, wait a minute Eat it as soon as the door is closed, don’t waste it.” A bag is so precious, it’s all bought with the hard-earned money his family’s old Gu saved, alas.
Ming Yanlan: "..."
Mad who eats who is a dog!
The door opened and closed, Zhang Yan glanced at Ming Yanlan who was lying on the beauty's couch and swallowed face, and said, "Yan Lan, they are all gone, get up and eat, I won't say anything about it."
Ming Yanlan said angrily: "I won't eat!"
Zhang Yan sighed and said, "They really went out."
Ming Yanlan was dubious: "...really gone?"
Zhang Yan wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, he coughed: "I'm really gone."
Ming Yanlan hesitated for a while, and finally couldn't resist the temptation of instant noodles. She sat up from the couch, held the bowl of noodles and took a deep smell, then took out the chopsticks and ate the noodles. A bowl of noodles 1 It will be bottomed out before the minute is up, and there is not even soup left.
The corners of Zhang Yan's mouth twitched as he watched from the sidelines. If he hadn't stopped her, Ming Yanlan would have wanted to lick off the shallots stuck to her chopsticks.
Ming Yanlan ate a bowl of instant noodles, feeling extremely satisfied. He sniffed and wiped his mouth clean, then turned around and went to open the suitcase that Qi Shao dragged over.
As soon as the suitcase was opened, Ming Yanlan was surrounded by a large box full of snacks.
"Fuck..." Ming Yanlan swears in a low voice, if he saw this box of food earlier, he would pretend to be a fart!
What's the point of having something to eat?Aren't potato chips delicious? !Isn't beef jerky fragrant? !Doesn't the fast-falling fat house water smell good? !
Just not too fragrant!
Ming Yanlan packed the suitcase, zipped it up and set the password to block Zhang Yan's gaze, and locked the suitcase firmly, "Zhang Yan is mine, you can't eat the contents without my permission." .”
Zhang Yan: "..."
If he said that Qi Shao also gave him a box of snacks, Ming Yanlan would definitely cry out of anger... Forget it, let Mingyan Lando be happy for a while.
Ming Yanlan was still thinking about the spicy sticks and potato chips that Qi Shao had dismantled just now. She searched for a long time on the couch but couldn’t find it, nor was it on the table. He glanced at Zhang Yan and asked if you swallowed it secretly. Lost.
Zhang Yan: "..."
I will endure.
Zhang Yan: "Qi Shao took it away when he went out, saving wastage."
Ming Yanlan immediately ran to the backyard to ask for potato chips and spicy sticks.
Qi Shao originally thought that Yan Lan's temperament would be illuminated, and he probably would have to hang out for a few more days before he would reconcile with him, so he pulled Zhang Yu to lie on the bed while eating melon seeds and watching a movie. Fortunately, he had a power bank Buy a lot, otherwise, the power of his mobile phone is really not enough to play.
Because of Gu Tingfei's bad habits, Qi Shao didn't dare to play sand sculpture foam dramas for Zhang Yu. He carefully read the introduction of each movie to avoid stepping on thunder before carefully clicking on it to play.
After watching the movie for less than 2 minutes, Ming Yanlan rushed in, her phoenix eyes stared at the phone in Qi Shao's hand, her face was somewhat aggrieved, "Qi Shao, how can you do this, the promised revolutionary friendship, It’s agreed that if you eat soil, I won’t eat meat? How can you play with your mobile phone without me?”
Qi Shao silently handed the phone to Ming Yanlan: "Aren't you angry?"
Ming Yanlan took the phone, "Do you still want the potato chips and spicy sticks you just took away?"
Qi Shao pointed to the empty packaging bag on the table: "... eat it."
Ming Yanlan: "..."
Forget it, because Qi Shao is so stupid, I will forgive you, a traitor.
"So you're not angry, are you?" Qi Shao laughed.
Ming Yanlan felt embarrassed, "...I wasn't angry in the first place."
Qi Shao said that you can return the phone and snacks to me.
Ming Yanlan turned around and ran with her mobile phone, muttering as she ran: "There is no reason to take back the things you sent out, Qi Shao, are you a three-year-old child—"
"..."
Qi Shao silently withdrew Erkang's hand, his tone extremely complicated: "...Zhang Yu, there is a green onion at the corner of Ming Yanlan's mouth."
Zhang Yu rarely sighed, "He was spoiled by E-Mum."
Qi Shao nodded seriously, and silently took out another mobile phone from under the pillow at the head of the bed. Looking at Zhang Yu's surprised eyes, Qi Shao was a little proud: "I bought four of these mobile phones."
Zhang Yu said that you are great.
Qi Shao: "..."
Hey, why do these words sound so familiar.
Qi Shao suddenly thought that in the idol drama he and Zhang Yu had watched before, the male pig's feet praised the female pig's feet like this...
Convex(艹盘哉), Xiao Zhangyu really learned to speak strange words
tension!
Because Qi Shao came back with hot pot ingredients, it was rare for Zhang Yan to cook. Qi Shao lay on the bed and watched a movie all afternoon. He couldn't lie down anymore, so he gave Zhang Yu his mobile phone and let Zhang Yu watch it by himself. Zhang Yan started. Before he went out, he did not forget to remind Zhang Yu not to stare at the phone screen all the time, and to take a few minutes of rest in between.
Zhang Yu was seeing something interesting, so he nodded his head in agreement.
"..."
Qi Shao inexplicably felt that mobile phones were not a good thing.
You don’t need to cook to eat hot pot, you just need to prepare the dishes to be scalded. When Qi Shao came, Zhang Yan was frying ham sausages. The sound of sizzling was matched with the unique aroma of ham sausages. Men with iron-like perseverance gave up resistance in an instant, and stood by the side with Ming Yanlan, watching the ham in the pot.
Ming Yanlan just stole a large box of snacks and a mobile phone from the elementary school boy, and it is not easy to drive away this elementary school boy who snatched food, "Qi Shao, you can't eat it now, Zhang Yan said that you have to wait until dinner time. "
Qi Shao said yes, if you don't eat it, I won't eat it.
Ming Yanlan: "..."
I haven't seen you for half a month, the elementary school boy has become smarter.
In addition to ham, Zhang Yan also fried some pork slices and mutton. These are the ingredients sent by Lai Yuezhai. When the first pot was served, Ming Yanlan and Qi Shao slowly wiped out a plate of fried mutton and ham up.
Seeing that they liked it so much, Zhang Yan fried the rest of the ingredients.
It was still a bit hot at the end of summer, but there was some wind anyway, and there were ice cubes around, so eating hot pot together was not so unacceptable. Zhang Yan was afraid that they would get angry, so he prepared a pot of chilled sour plum soup , Perfect match with hot pot.
Qi Shao was in a hurry when shopping. He only bought the hot pot base but not the pot, so the clear soup and the spicy one were cooked in a small stove each. Qi Shao still prefers spicy food, and he was surrounded all night Hot pot shabu.
But what Qi Shao didn't expect was that Ming Yanlan couldn't eat spicy food, and when she stretched her chopsticks, she avoided the spicy pot.
Ming Yanlan saw Qi Shao's eyes, "Why, you still look down on people who can't eat spicy food?"
Qi Shaogang wanted to say that I was just too surprised and didn't look down on people who don't eat spicy food; but before he could say anything, Zhang Yu beside him suddenly spoke up and said in a serious tone: "It's not that he doesn't have Ming Yanlan, don't you Nonsense."
Ming Yanlan: "..."
Qi Shao: "..."
What's going on with the sudden coldness in my heart.
After dinner, Ming Yanlan and Qi Shao stayed to tidy up the tableware, while Zhang Yan and Zhang Yu sat in the small pavilion to enjoy the cool air.
While washing the dishes, Ming Yanlan suddenly retched, Qi Shao was taken aback, and hurriedly took a glass of water and handed it to him to rinse his mouth, "Ming Yanlan, have you eaten too much?"
Ming Yanlan, who hadn't stopped talking all day, "Just a little..." Before he finished speaking, his expression changed, he dropped the loofah bag in his hand, and jumped out, Qi Shao went out to take a look , it was no surprise to see that Ming Yanlan ran to the toilet.
Qi Shao told Zhang Yan about Ming Yanlan's diarrhea, Zhang Yan just nodded and said he understood, when Ming Yanlan asked for toilet paper from the latrine, Zhang Yan went back to get paper for Ming Yanlan went.
"Zhang Yu, are you okay?" Qi Shao touched Zhang Yu's belly. As time went by, Zhang Yu's belly became more and more bulging. Qi Shao couldn't help touching it when he saw it.
Although the hand feel is different from the abdominal muscles, touching the soft belly is also a kind of enjoyment.
"I'm fine." Zhang Yu became a little sleepy after sitting for a while. Qi Shao saw that Zhang Yu was not energetic, so he sent him back to the house, and asked Zhang Yu to rest first, and he had to take a bath.
It has been more than half a month and an hour after taking a shower. Qi Shao thought that Zhang Yu had fallen asleep, but he hadn't entered the room yet, and he could hear the man's evil charm coming from the door through the door. cold voice:
"You annoying little goblin"
"The mouth says no, but the body is very honest."
"Don't move, I don't guarantee what will happen if you move again."
"Want a child? Oh, don't forget your identity, you are just my mistress."
Ming Yanlan raised his eyelids and glanced at the instant noodles on the table. The smell of bone broth lingered on the tip of his nose. He silently stretched out his hand to cover his neck and swallowed secretly, "I won't eat it, you take it!" Junk food, Whoever eats is stupid!
Qi Shao took out a pack of spicy strips, "Try it?"
Ming Yanlan: "...I won't eat it, take it away!" It's deep-fried in the gutter, only fools eat it!
Perseverance is quite firm...
Qi Shao tore open a bag of potato chips, the original flavor, this is the snack that Ming Yanlan swallowed the loudest, "Original potato chips, try it?"
Mingyan Lan's phoenix eyes stared uncontrollably at the potato chips in Qi Shao's hand, and sat up grudgingly, humming awkwardly: "Original?"
Qi Shao saw that Ming Yanlan was drooling almost, but she was still mouthing stiffly. He was inexplicably poked at the point of laughter, and couldn't hold back a burst of laughter. After laughing, he immediately said: "The original flavor is original."
Ming Yanlan's face darkened, she glared at Qi Shao, lay on the couch and pointed her ass at Qi Shao,
Qi Shao: "..."
Looking at Ezhangyan's mouth twitching from the side, "Ming Yanlan, didn't I say you can't point your ass at others?"
Mingyan sat up abruptly and stared at Zhang Yan, "Zhang Yan, I'm very angry now."
"..." Zhang Yan explained to Yan Lan why you were angry.
Why else? !It's not that Qi Shao, a traitor, has sinister intentions and wants to corrupt his righteous heart with snacks!
Ming Yanlan muttered a few words, couldn't explain why she was angry, and lay back slowly.
Qi Shao also knew that Ming Yanlan would not play with him today, so he could only put down the spicy strips in his hand, "Mingyanlan and I will go back first, the noodles won't taste good if we don't eat them, wait a minute Eat it as soon as the door is closed, don’t waste it.” A bag is so precious, it’s all bought with the hard-earned money his family’s old Gu saved, alas.
Ming Yanlan: "..."
Mad who eats who is a dog!
The door opened and closed, Zhang Yan glanced at Ming Yanlan who was lying on the beauty's couch and swallowed face, and said, "Yan Lan, they are all gone, get up and eat, I won't say anything about it."
Ming Yanlan said angrily: "I won't eat!"
Zhang Yan sighed and said, "They really went out."
Ming Yanlan was dubious: "...really gone?"
Zhang Yan wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, he coughed: "I'm really gone."
Ming Yanlan hesitated for a while, and finally couldn't resist the temptation of instant noodles. She sat up from the couch, held the bowl of noodles and took a deep smell, then took out the chopsticks and ate the noodles. A bowl of noodles 1 It will be bottomed out before the minute is up, and there is not even soup left.
The corners of Zhang Yan's mouth twitched as he watched from the sidelines. If he hadn't stopped her, Ming Yanlan would have wanted to lick off the shallots stuck to her chopsticks.
Ming Yanlan ate a bowl of instant noodles, feeling extremely satisfied. He sniffed and wiped his mouth clean, then turned around and went to open the suitcase that Qi Shao dragged over.
As soon as the suitcase was opened, Ming Yanlan was surrounded by a large box full of snacks.
"Fuck..." Ming Yanlan swears in a low voice, if he saw this box of food earlier, he would pretend to be a fart!
What's the point of having something to eat?Aren't potato chips delicious? !Isn't beef jerky fragrant? !Doesn't the fast-falling fat house water smell good? !
Just not too fragrant!
Ming Yanlan packed the suitcase, zipped it up and set the password to block Zhang Yan's gaze, and locked the suitcase firmly, "Zhang Yan is mine, you can't eat the contents without my permission." .”
Zhang Yan: "..."
If he said that Qi Shao also gave him a box of snacks, Ming Yanlan would definitely cry out of anger... Forget it, let Mingyan Lando be happy for a while.
Ming Yanlan was still thinking about the spicy sticks and potato chips that Qi Shao had dismantled just now. She searched for a long time on the couch but couldn’t find it, nor was it on the table. He glanced at Zhang Yan and asked if you swallowed it secretly. Lost.
Zhang Yan: "..."
I will endure.
Zhang Yan: "Qi Shao took it away when he went out, saving wastage."
Ming Yanlan immediately ran to the backyard to ask for potato chips and spicy sticks.
Qi Shao originally thought that Yan Lan's temperament would be illuminated, and he probably would have to hang out for a few more days before he would reconcile with him, so he pulled Zhang Yu to lie on the bed while eating melon seeds and watching a movie. Fortunately, he had a power bank Buy a lot, otherwise, the power of his mobile phone is really not enough to play.
Because of Gu Tingfei's bad habits, Qi Shao didn't dare to play sand sculpture foam dramas for Zhang Yu. He carefully read the introduction of each movie to avoid stepping on thunder before carefully clicking on it to play.
After watching the movie for less than 2 minutes, Ming Yanlan rushed in, her phoenix eyes stared at the phone in Qi Shao's hand, her face was somewhat aggrieved, "Qi Shao, how can you do this, the promised revolutionary friendship, It’s agreed that if you eat soil, I won’t eat meat? How can you play with your mobile phone without me?”
Qi Shao silently handed the phone to Ming Yanlan: "Aren't you angry?"
Ming Yanlan took the phone, "Do you still want the potato chips and spicy sticks you just took away?"
Qi Shao pointed to the empty packaging bag on the table: "... eat it."
Ming Yanlan: "..."
Forget it, because Qi Shao is so stupid, I will forgive you, a traitor.
"So you're not angry, are you?" Qi Shao laughed.
Ming Yanlan felt embarrassed, "...I wasn't angry in the first place."
Qi Shao said that you can return the phone and snacks to me.
Ming Yanlan turned around and ran with her mobile phone, muttering as she ran: "There is no reason to take back the things you sent out, Qi Shao, are you a three-year-old child—"
"..."
Qi Shao silently withdrew Erkang's hand, his tone extremely complicated: "...Zhang Yu, there is a green onion at the corner of Ming Yanlan's mouth."
Zhang Yu rarely sighed, "He was spoiled by E-Mum."
Qi Shao nodded seriously, and silently took out another mobile phone from under the pillow at the head of the bed. Looking at Zhang Yu's surprised eyes, Qi Shao was a little proud: "I bought four of these mobile phones."
Zhang Yu said that you are great.
Qi Shao: "..."
Hey, why do these words sound so familiar.
Qi Shao suddenly thought that in the idol drama he and Zhang Yu had watched before, the male pig's feet praised the female pig's feet like this...
Convex(艹盘哉), Xiao Zhangyu really learned to speak strange words
tension!
Because Qi Shao came back with hot pot ingredients, it was rare for Zhang Yan to cook. Qi Shao lay on the bed and watched a movie all afternoon. He couldn't lie down anymore, so he gave Zhang Yu his mobile phone and let Zhang Yu watch it by himself. Zhang Yan started. Before he went out, he did not forget to remind Zhang Yu not to stare at the phone screen all the time, and to take a few minutes of rest in between.
Zhang Yu was seeing something interesting, so he nodded his head in agreement.
"..."
Qi Shao inexplicably felt that mobile phones were not a good thing.
You don’t need to cook to eat hot pot, you just need to prepare the dishes to be scalded. When Qi Shao came, Zhang Yan was frying ham sausages. The sound of sizzling was matched with the unique aroma of ham sausages. Men with iron-like perseverance gave up resistance in an instant, and stood by the side with Ming Yanlan, watching the ham in the pot.
Ming Yanlan just stole a large box of snacks and a mobile phone from the elementary school boy, and it is not easy to drive away this elementary school boy who snatched food, "Qi Shao, you can't eat it now, Zhang Yan said that you have to wait until dinner time. "
Qi Shao said yes, if you don't eat it, I won't eat it.
Ming Yanlan: "..."
I haven't seen you for half a month, the elementary school boy has become smarter.
In addition to ham, Zhang Yan also fried some pork slices and mutton. These are the ingredients sent by Lai Yuezhai. When the first pot was served, Ming Yanlan and Qi Shao slowly wiped out a plate of fried mutton and ham up.
Seeing that they liked it so much, Zhang Yan fried the rest of the ingredients.
It was still a bit hot at the end of summer, but there was some wind anyway, and there were ice cubes around, so eating hot pot together was not so unacceptable. Zhang Yan was afraid that they would get angry, so he prepared a pot of chilled sour plum soup , Perfect match with hot pot.
Qi Shao was in a hurry when shopping. He only bought the hot pot base but not the pot, so the clear soup and the spicy one were cooked in a small stove each. Qi Shao still prefers spicy food, and he was surrounded all night Hot pot shabu.
But what Qi Shao didn't expect was that Ming Yanlan couldn't eat spicy food, and when she stretched her chopsticks, she avoided the spicy pot.
Ming Yanlan saw Qi Shao's eyes, "Why, you still look down on people who can't eat spicy food?"
Qi Shaogang wanted to say that I was just too surprised and didn't look down on people who don't eat spicy food; but before he could say anything, Zhang Yu beside him suddenly spoke up and said in a serious tone: "It's not that he doesn't have Ming Yanlan, don't you Nonsense."
Ming Yanlan: "..."
Qi Shao: "..."
What's going on with the sudden coldness in my heart.
After dinner, Ming Yanlan and Qi Shao stayed to tidy up the tableware, while Zhang Yan and Zhang Yu sat in the small pavilion to enjoy the cool air.
While washing the dishes, Ming Yanlan suddenly retched, Qi Shao was taken aback, and hurriedly took a glass of water and handed it to him to rinse his mouth, "Ming Yanlan, have you eaten too much?"
Ming Yanlan, who hadn't stopped talking all day, "Just a little..." Before he finished speaking, his expression changed, he dropped the loofah bag in his hand, and jumped out, Qi Shao went out to take a look , it was no surprise to see that Ming Yanlan ran to the toilet.
Qi Shao told Zhang Yan about Ming Yanlan's diarrhea, Zhang Yan just nodded and said he understood, when Ming Yanlan asked for toilet paper from the latrine, Zhang Yan went back to get paper for Ming Yanlan went.
"Zhang Yu, are you okay?" Qi Shao touched Zhang Yu's belly. As time went by, Zhang Yu's belly became more and more bulging. Qi Shao couldn't help touching it when he saw it.
Although the hand feel is different from the abdominal muscles, touching the soft belly is also a kind of enjoyment.
"I'm fine." Zhang Yu became a little sleepy after sitting for a while. Qi Shao saw that Zhang Yu was not energetic, so he sent him back to the house, and asked Zhang Yu to rest first, and he had to take a bath.
It has been more than half a month and an hour after taking a shower. Qi Shao thought that Zhang Yu had fallen asleep, but he hadn't entered the room yet, and he could hear the man's evil charm coming from the door through the door. cold voice:
"You annoying little goblin"
"The mouth says no, but the body is very honest."
"Don't move, I don't guarantee what will happen if you move again."
"Want a child? Oh, don't forget your identity, you are just my mistress."
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