My cat is helping me write

Lin Letian posted a Weibo.

He took a picture of Lu Jiawen's back when he was a little orange cat, and added the text: My sister is gone, and my brother is the only one left.

Below Weibo is a string of question marks: Gone? ? ?

Only then did Lin Letian realize that the words were ambiguous, so he quickly retweeted and explained that his sister was adopted.

Not long after it was sent out, someone cried again: Why wasn't I the one who adopted my sister.

Lin Letian happily chatted on Weibo. Within half an hour, his style of commenting on Weibo changed again.

The first thing that popped up was a comment: Big salted fish, are you... okay?

Then came the second one: Da Xianyu, did you really have a boyfriend?

Then there is the third one: life is impermanent, everything should be taken lightly, it will return to dust anyway, don't worry about it too much.

Lin Letian:? ? ?

Braised Salted Fish LLL: What happened?

As soon as he posted this Weibo post, the comments below immediately exploded, talking about the plot of the avenue of life and death, and how dumbfounded this magical turning point was.

However, Lin Letian, who hadn't read his update yet, was even more at a loss. He read that there was a problem with his own article, so he went to read it again.

After reading it, he was shocked by this amazing, inexplicable and very touching turning point in his heart. He never expected Lu Jiawen to have such a hand.

He immediately went to the study, and when he opened the door, he saw Lu Jiawen playing games calmly.

Lu Jiawen didn't even lift his eyelids: "Speak."

Lin Letian: "Today's update."

"Hmm." Lu Jiawen was very calm, he had already envisioned Lin Letian's thirteen ways to subdue him, "What's wrong with the update?"

"How did you think of it?" Lin Letian was suddenly a little excited, "This magical twist is great! And that piano is Kurong Qin, Zhao Zhiyue is the ancestor of life and death, lovers become friends, hahahahaha——"

Lu Jiawen: ...

Oh, he thinks too highly of his shit-shoveling officer.

"Not yet a lover." Lu Jiawen corrected, "It's just a little ambiguous, and it hasn't developed to that point yet."

"Lu Jiawen must feel that he is a dog." Lin Letian was overjoyed, "The girl I like has become a man, hahahaha——"

"Lin Letian." Lu Jiawen called out lightly.

Lu Jiawen had never called him by his full name. Lin Letian immediately realized when he called out, "I mean the protagonist, not you. Although you are also called this, you understand that you are His Majesty Jiawen!"

Inexplicably, Lu Jiawen felt that these words came from Lin Letian's mouth very pleasing to the ear, but in order to let Lin Letian realize what he wrote, Lu Jiawen still felt that it was necessary to mention it, just after the game was over, Lu Jiawen Turning sideways to face Lin Letian: "Do you know that your heroine is gone?"

"It's okay, it doesn't matter whether a person who cultivates the Tao can be male or female." Lin Letian replied quickly, "Gender is a matter outside the body."

Lu Jiawen felt that these words were a bit familiar, as if they were the words he wrote in today's update, Lin Letian would learn and use them flexibly.

"...It's best if you think so." Lu Jiawen looked at the silly Lin Letian, and automatically took over the task of writing, "I'll write the next one, I know you won't know how to write it later. "

"That's so embarrassing." Lin Letian said so, but the expression on his face was very embarrassing, "Then I will trouble you, and I will write the beginning of the new article."

Of course Lu Jiawen knew that Lin Letian was preparing the beginning of the new article. Not only did he know, even though Lin Letian didn’t want to show it to him, he had seen it a few times without paying attention, especially when he turned back into a cat and was dozing on Lin Letian’s body. More than half of it.

Lin Letian wanted to write this new article before he started writing "Cats and Procrastination". As a result, his "Cats and Procrastination" was finished, and Lin Letian's new article only wrote tens of thousands of words.

Lu Jiawen didn't even know how he spent all this time.

"Wait." Lu Jiawen stopped him, "You really don't need me to read the beginning for you?"

"No need." Lin Letian turned around, a little embarrassed, "You wrote this article, I want to see what I can write by myself."

"Yeah." Lu Jiawen turned back to continue playing the game, but felt a little uncomfortable.

I have condescended to show you the text and offer to guide you, are you still not happy?

Lu Jiawen finished playing the game, clicked on the file, and was about to start writing Jinjiang's new Danmei article.

Before, his new articles only had a vague idea. Just now, when Lin Letian was talking to him, he suddenly had an inspiration. Two villains formed in his mind and started running and jumping. interpret their lives.

What he has to do now is to record the lives of these two villains.

Lu Jiawen wrote a new article calmly, but there was a stir in a post on Little Pink.

[Chat] Hongyue Avenue, today's update?

145L: Damn it!

146L: Damn it!

147L: Damn it!

148L:? ? ?

149L: Can play.

150L: Great for my salted fish.

151L: The plot of Toxic Bar, isn't that how the gods turn?And what does Zhao Zhiyue's words mean?

152L: I have already started writing about Lu Jiawen and Zhao Zhiyue's car.

153L: Upstairs, who attacks and who suffers?Leave a link?

154L: Of course it's the big and cute girl Gong, Lu Jiawen's sweetheart must be the one!

155L: ? ? ?No, no, before driving, is there a boss who can explain today's plot, why do I have to burn my brain watching a cool article about a stallion?Person in charge?

156L: Upstairs, you are not alone, wait for the big boss to explain.

157L: 155, is this stallion text?Can you say that again?

158L: Boss, I was wrong, this is Lily... that's wrong!So is there a big brother? Although I explained later that people who practice Taoism, men and women are outside affairs, I still feel very stupid in my heart!And who is Zhao Zhiyue?Isn't she a soft and cuddly casual girl?

159L: It's obvious that the upstairs didn't read the plot carefully. Zhao Zhiyue concealed it as soon as she appeared on the stage. It's obvious that she has a big background, and I said it at the beginning. It's very clear now that the protagonist's cultivation base is too high, so the protagonist can't see it.

And about men and women, isn't it just a matter of pinching a body for a cultivator?

160L: Squeeze their bodies casually, so they can play all kinds of games, men and women?Digging, I get excited just thinking about it, coach, I want to cultivate!

161L: Pretend not to understand what the upstairs is saying.

162L: So what is Zhao Zhiyue's background? I always feel that his identity is not simple, and in the last paragraph, Zhao Zhiyue actually let the protagonist go. Mom, I thought he was a villain!Awow, now I can stand on Lu Yue without burden!

163L: Don't be too happy upstairs, you forgot the previous reversal?

164L: He seems to be really a villain, I'll go and read the previous article.

165L: Don't scare me upstairs!

166L: Upstairs, are you serious?How could our little angel Zhao Zhiyue be a villain?

……

202L: Oh, I found it. Zhao Zhiyue’s violin is called Kurongqin. When the master introduced them to Daozu, he said that Kurongqin is a weapon of life and death. , the protagonist's future goal is to live and die Daozu.

203L: Damn it!It is said that He Dao is going to kill the former Dao ancestor?

204L: If Zhao Zhiyue knew that what he let go now was someone who would kill him in the future, he would strangle him right now!

205L: No, if the Daoist ancestor of life and death was called Zhao Zhiyue, why would they not know about such a famous person as the protagonist?

206L: This is normal, you see everyone calls him Daozu of Life and Death, who has verified his real name?

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Soon, the first car on Weibo about Zhao Zhiyue × Lu Jiawen came out, and the author was a well-known old driver, and the speed was so fast that he almost couldn't stop the car.

Although the writing is relatively OOC, it is a car anyway, and passengers lined up to get on the car immediately. After the ride, they all thanked the driver and asked about the origin of the car.

The old driver will naturally drive this car because he likes it. He is very happy to tell everyone where he bought the car, and he made a big deal of Amway, which almost made the place of origin a world famous book, or the kind that happens once in a hundred years.

So many passengers went to the place of origin to observe.

When Lin Letian woke up the next day, he found that his daily income had increased by a large amount again. He looked bewildered and confused, and then mentioned it to Lu Jiawen. Lu Jiawen had just woken up, and he was still a cat, lazily "meow" " With a sound, there was a vague guess in my heart.

When Lin Letian went downstairs to buy groceries, Lu Jiawen turned on Little Pink and checked the posts. Sure enough, he saw that someone wanted to write a fan.

The major places of production for colleagues are nothing more than Weibo Green Jinjiang, and since Lin Letian has not yet posted it, the possibility of Weibo is relatively high, so Lu Jiawen went to search and found an article about cars.

After reading it, Lu Jiawen had black lines on his face, so why did he suffer?And what's with the ecstasy and pussy reaction in there?

As the author with the same name as the protagonist, how could he bear it!

So Lu Jiawen opened the document, quickly wrote an article about Lu Yue, and then put himself in the offensive position. In order to overwhelm Yue Lu's limelight, he also drove.

This time he drove with his best skills!

Then he @the author of the previous car, and posted a very provocative sentence: CP is detachable and irreversible!

Yue Lu's fans are boiling, how can you be so high-profile and hate my family!So he immediately ran to Lu Jiawen's Weibo to pinch.

Lu Jiawen didn't reply to them, but Lu Yuedang stopped doing it and pinched back. We are just friendly @一下你大大, have you been overwhelmed by paranoia?

Soon, Weibo became the battlefield of the CP Party.

However, Lu Jiawen didn't see these disputes for a short time, because Lin Letian came back and Lin Letian was cooking.

As a hardworking cat, Lu Jiawen will definitely help.

At first, Lu Jiawen helped only once, but Lin Letian suddenly felt that this was a matter of course. As long as Lu Jiawen became a human being, don't mention Doriso.

As for our Majesty Jiawen, he complained a little at first, but later, for some reason, as long as Lin Letian cooks, he took the initiative to help.

Lu Jiawen thought about this issue. At first, he felt that he was just helping out, but later on, he probably just got used to it?

"Jiawen, wash some dishes for me!" Lin Letian's voice sounded in the kitchen, Lu Jiawen immediately gave up thinking and went to the kitchen.

Lin Letian is very good at cooking. If he hadn't gone astray and chose to write novels, Lu Jiawen felt that he should be an excellent cook.

When it comes to cooking, Lin Letian will never be perfunctory, because food is a kind of enjoyment, if you can eat delicious food every day, you will feel better.

Lu Jiawen was washing cabbage next to him, when Lin Letian suddenly let out a roar, and a flame rushed up, Lu Jiawen immediately attracted his attention, and saw Lin Letian skillfully turning the frying pan, the squid bubbles in the pan Peppers exude an attractive aroma.

The appearance of Lin Letian's cooking is actually quite attractive, he is not a chef at all, and his movements can even be considered elegant. When he saw what kind of dishes he was cooking, Lu Jiawen felt that Lin Letian's cooking looks better.

"Have the vegetables been washed?" Lin Letian put the squid on a plate, "How many vegetables have you washed for so long?"

Only then did Lu Jiawen realize that he had been staring at the person in front of him for too long, oh no, he was looking at squid.

Silently looking back, Lu Jiawen finished washing two small cabbages, and Lin Letian sent him to serve rice again, frying a small cabbage and the meal was ready.

Holding the rice spoon, His Majesty Jiawen suddenly found that he was getting farther and farther away from the throne, and closer to life. The scary thing was that he was still enjoying it.

After dinner, Lin Letian went to wash the dishes, while Lu Jiawen went back to the study and turned on the computer to write updates.

When Lu Jiawen finished writing the update, played a few more games, and when he remembered the fan pits on Weibo again, the CP party's war was drawing to a close.

Lu Jiawen read the comments one by one, but didn't reply to the last one.

As a noble and glamorous original author, how can I reply to the comments, no reply, no reply, no reply at all!

In the study room, when Lu Jiawen was scrolling through Weibo, Lin Letian fell into a problem, that is, he got stuck!

The matter of Kawen can be big or small. If it is serious, it will abandon the pit, and if it is light, it will be broken. Lin Letian’s article has not been published yet, so it will not happen, and the pit will not be abandoned for the time being. When I saw the things that came out, I wanted to hang myself every minute.

This is not going to work, Lin Letian thought, so he turned on Penguin and started chatting, calling it looking for inspiration.

At night, the people in the brick-moving group are always very active, and they talk about everything from the fire to the dog in the granddaughter's house of the janitor in the community. Today, their topic is a little bit more Yellow storm.

Because a group of lonely nerds were talking about how to drive.

Driving well is undoubtedly the icing on the cake for a good article. A group of old drivers drove the seven-seven-forty-nine style to make a summary, and finally, inexplicably, transferred to the car driven by the readers.

Eating, sleeping, and masturbation: Readers can’t drive, it would be nice to leave a message, don’t you guys think too much?

King: You have never experienced the fear of readers driving forcibly.

Barbecue Rice: You have never experienced the fear of readers forcing a car.

Seeing this, Lin Letian found that there was finally a topic that could be inserted, so he typed to echo: Hahahaha.

Eating, sleeping, masturbating: what fear?How can I not understand.

Maxus: A Meaningful Smile.jpg

King: Gay Guy's Gaze.jpg

Barbecue Rice: You still pay for the salted fish, have you been on Weibo yet?

Salted fish with dreams: ?

Lin Letian opened Weibo, there were only a few @ here and there, and there was nothing unusual when he clicked in. It was very serious content, what happened to his Weibo?

Most of the people on Weibo are still very ethical, this kind of unruly driving will definitely not be @原作品, just YY on your own.

Salted fish with dreams: No one finds me on Weibo.

Barbecue rice: I'll give you the key word #露月#, search for it yourself.

When Lin Letian saw it, he basically understood half of it. Here he just opened the search bar, and the brick-moving group lit up again.

Eating, sleeping, masturbating: What the hell is this?Spicy eyes!

Salted fish with dreams: ...

Barbecue Rice: What are you, a straight guy with a stud obsession.

King: Yes, masturbation, have you seen the new world.

Eating, sleeping, and masturbating: Roll on, I’m so glad that all the readers who read my articles are nerds who like young ladies. These female readers are too scary!

Lin Letian's typing hand hesitated for a moment, but finally curiosity prevailed. He searched for the label "Lu Yue", and got his wish and read two male ♂ male pornographic articles.

Indeed, as the plane said, it is very, very hot eyes.

But after reading it, for no reason, he went back and read it again. After watching it, he suddenly blushed.

Although there is a problem with his sexuality, he has to say that the writing is quite touching, especially Lu Yue's article, the collision of strength and power, the words are full of beauty.

Lin Letian looked at the ID of this po owner, clicked in, and found that he had written two small pornographic articles before, one was about Hongyue, and the other was about Lu × Passerby. He instantly felt that this po owner was also a meaty person. Bogey, as long as it is a CP, he can eat it all, and only write about his colleagues, that's true love!

In order to express his concern for True Love readers, Lin Letian clicked a like, thought for a while, and clicked a follow.

This po owner already has hundreds of fans, most of whom were probably attracted by the car.

After adding followers, it was getting late, Lin Letian greeted the group, and went to wash his face and get ready for bed.

The toilet door is opposite to the study door, and as soon as Lin Letian walked to the study door, Lu Jiawen opened the study door and looked at him with weird eyes.

Lin Letian wondered, "What's wrong?"

"You..." Lu Jiawen hesitated to speak.

"Don't tell me I'm going to wash my face." Lin Letian looked at him.

"It's okay." Lu Jiawen looked down at the floor, "I'll sleep late today."

"Okay." Lin Letian nodded.

Lu Jiawen said again: "I don't want to turn back into a cat."

"It's okay, I don't dislike you." Lin Letian replied very simply.

"Yeah." Lu Jiawen didn't look at him, turned and went into the study, "I'll play a game first."

Before going to bed, Lu Jiawen played games in the study until very late. At three o'clock, he suddenly realized that he might also be suffering from procrastination, so he didn't even go to bed.

When the duration of the chocolate was up, Lu Jiawen turned back into a cat and fell asleep lying on the chair.

When Lin Letian found out that Lu Jiawen hadn't come in to sleep the next day, he asked strangely, but Lu Jiawen responded casually: "It's too hot."

Lin Letian turned on the phone to check the temperature, nodded and said, "It's time to turn on the air conditioner."

Lu Jiawen: ...

In fact, this is not the problem-it is dry and dry, be careful with fire and candles.

What's more, he has to drive a car with his name as the protagonist every few days.

In the blink of an eye, it was another weekend, Lin Letian saw that he hadn't been home for a long time, so he decided to go back to his house this week for a visit.

Lin's father seems to be very busy recently, often not at home for ten days and half a month, just happened to be home this weekend when he was free, so Lin Letian went back to have a look.

He didn't have anything to bring home. Anyway, he was poor and didn't have much to sell. Every time he went home, he only cooked two dishes to make his parents happy.

Father Lin looked very happy when he came home this time. He pointed to a few bags of things in the corner of the living room and said with a smile: "This is a special product that Dad brought back this time. It's a gift from your Uncle Gu's subordinates. It's delicious. Wait a minute." Take it back and taste it when you leave."

His father often has such and such things here, most of them are gifts from others, and the family can't finish them. Lin Letian looked at them and found a few live fish, raised in water, and the box below said: Yangtze River fish.

It looks like a good thing, Jiawen probably likes to eat it.

"Take it with me when I leave later." Lin Letian said with a smile, "I'm pretty good at cooking fish recently, I'll show you my skills later."

"Okay, okay." Papa Lin was very relieved, and then said, "Lele, you are not too young, and Dad's business with Uncle Gu has also achieved some results this time. When will you come to learn from Dad and help Dad manage the business?" one time?"

Lin Letian's hand froze when cutting the fish, and the first thought that popped up was: If he follows his father around, who will take care of Lu Jiawen?