Little Scholar's Circle of Husbands

"it hurts……"

Lu Fangzhou raised his head from the ground with difficulty, and two streams of cold liquid flowed onto his mouth. The smell was not pleasant, and the taste was even more strange. He poohed a few times.

What a shame!

Hao Duan Duan was walking on the road, and was hit by a high-altitude parabolic, with a big hole in his head, and the black and white man took him to the Lord of Hell.The judge looked through the book of life and death, saying that his lifespan was not over, the underworld would not accept him, and he was kept in the palace of the king of hell.

Lu Fangzhou got angry, lifted the judge's table and cursed at the staff of the underworld for dereliction of duty, and the judge was so frightened that he begged for mercy: "Little brother, the heavenly court just came to send a patrol, investigation, and team, and they will not take it hard."

As soon as Lu Fangzhou was amused, he dared to feel that the public officials and servants of the world and the earth are having a hard time, so he immediately asked for a price: "I don't want to report it? Yes! The glory and wealth of the second half of the young master's life..."

"I'll do it, I'll do it!" The judge knew the tricks, and he knew it as soon as he heard it. let's go~~"

Lu Fangzhou hadn't had time to say, "If you want half a lifetime of glory, you just have to have power over the world." With these words, he was kicked back to the underworld by the little devils in the underworld.

As soon as he returned to the mortal world, his soul had not settled yet, and he heard the conversation in front of the spirit. Lu Fangzhou became angry. Is there such a thing as being so desperate?It's too shameless, just as the underworld is so angry that it has no place to vent, so I take you out, thinking about it, I'm going to sit up.

Unexpectedly, I couldn't sit up at all after trying hard, and the whole person fell to the ground with a bang.

damned!He forgot that he was wearing a shroud whose pant legs were tied together!

"Father? Father..." A timid voice sounded above Lu Fangzhou's head.

Lu Fangzhou hurriedly raised his head and glanced at it by the dim candlelight. It was a girl, so thin that I couldn't tell how big she was. She was all white with a straw rope tied around her waist. It should be him, oh no. daughter?

Lu Fangzhou thought in his heart, hesitating whether to agree or not.

One must know that in his previous life, he was only in his early twenties, a four-year-old otaku, and his lover's hand hadn't touched him yet, and suddenly a daughter came, he couldn't accept it.

Just when Lu Fangzhou was hesitating, another person approached.

Looking at the hem of his clothes, he should be a Taoist priest, Taoist priest?

Lu Fangzhou swallowed. It is normal for a dead person to ask a group of Taoist priests to knock on the dojo. He remembered that when he was a child, the old bachelor next door to his grandmother's house did this.This kind of Taoist is usually a fake Taoist, and he has no morals. It shouldn't be obvious that he is a backdoor, right?

So Lu Fangzhou raised his head and put on a smile that he thought was "normal".

!!!

I go……

How can this be a Taoist priest?

With sword eyebrows and star eyes, broad shoulders and narrow waist, he looked down with his hands behind his back, without saying a word, it seemed as if he had seen through him.

Lu Fangzhou's smile froze immediately, he was so handsome, he was completely the reality version of the perfect lover in his mind!He is a GAY, and a very high-sighted GAY. He discovered his sexual orientation very early, but due to the horrific looks of his suitors, he is still a young boy.

I didn't expect that I didn't find the perfect lover in my previous life, but I met it as soon as I came back to life in this life!

Thinking of the resurrection, Lu Fangzhou trembled, uh...he seemed to fall to the ground as soon as he moved, his face was covered in dust, and there were two lumps of nosebleeds.

Oh!Do not!

The first impression of the male god is ruined like this, /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Lu Fangzhou buried his face back as if he had lost his soul, and was about to pretend to be an ostrich.

I didn't want the girl to be worried when she saw her and asked the priest: "Dad, what happened to Dad?"

"Don't worry, let me take a closer look." The Taoist said.

It's still low, sound, and cannon!This time Lu Fangzhou not only lost his soul, but also lost all his remaining souls. Lord Dao, you think I can be anything, even a ghost!Please accept me!

At this moment, the villagers who ran away with a beehive before rushed back, and shouted loudly as soon as they entered the door: "Taoist, what's going on? Why did the good-looking dead man move?"

"Yeah, today is July and a half, can't it be a fake corpse?"

"If it's really a fake corpse, come up with an idea, burn it? Or chop it up?"

ha? ?Lu Fangzhou's face immediately turned pale. What kind of wild land is this? Do you still talk about science?If you don't touch your heartbeat or feel your breath, you just cheated at that time?Still burning?

I just came from the Palace of the King of Hades, so I can't go back.Even if I am willing to go, the judge will not accept me!

Thinking about landing and Fangzhou, he raised his head and scolded all the villagers: "What kind of fake corpse? Open your eyes and see that my uncle is alive and well!"

"Ahh! The corpse has spoken! It's a fake corpse."

"Hurry up, take the hoe, take the torch!"

All the villagers ran out in one hive, looking for something, Lu Fangzhou was so angry that he yelled: "Do you have any brains?"

These words drew a chuckle from the Taoist priest, as if he couldn't help laughing. Lu Fangzhou paused, remembering that his perfect lover was still standing beside him. A few glances.

Unexpectedly, the Taoist said: "You died of alcoholism. I personally collected the body on the day you died. I have a little knowledge of medicine. I tried to heal it before I restrained myself. I only collected it after I was sure it was impossible to save."

uh... what do you mean?

The Taoist found out that he was resurrected from the corpse?Are you really ready to collect your soul?

No...he came to enjoy the glory of half his life!

He can't just die like this!

He wants to fight, fight for his life!

Lu Fangzhou tried to stand up when he wanted to land, trying to explain to the perfect lover Taoist priest, but...his trouser legs were still tied!Lu Fangzhou had no choice but to look at the Taoist priest pitifully: "Can you untie the trouser legs first?"

At this moment, the villagers had already turned back, those with hoes took hoes, those with sickles took sickles, and those who held torches raised torches. They all rushed towards Lu Fangzhou, and shouted to the Taoist priest, "Master Lu!" , Tie up that zombie, we burn him!"

I'm going... What do you mean, I've decided that I'm a zombie, and I haven't the guts to come and tie myself?It depends on someone's perfect lover, oh no, handsome Taoist guy!Lu Fangzhou couldn't help but complain.

But the torches getting closer and closer made him temporarily stop complaining.

Won't really be burned to death?It is said that the human body burns very quickly, and it can sweep the whole body in an instant. When it first burns, it will not stop breathing, and it will be painful to death.

Although he died once, he didn't want to die like this a second time!

Whatever you say, try to find a way to untie the trouser legs, at least if you untie it, you can escape for your life!

Lu Fangzhou had no choice but to look at the Taoist priest pitifully again, but this time the Taoist priest didn't look at him, Lu Fangzhou felt a thump in his heart when he saw it, it's over!

He had no choice but to cast his eyes on the girl: "Daughter..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the Taoist priest said, "It's not that he's cheating on the corpse, it's that the smell of alcohol stagnant in his throat that day has dissipated, allowing him to come back to life."

The alcohol stagnation in the throat dissipated?What reason, it's not a chicken bone, stuck in the throat can choke people to death, and it can be spit out because the coffin is bumped.While complaining, Lu Fangzhou glanced at the Taoist priest, brother, this reason is convincing.

In no mood……

"So that's the case? Isn't it a fake corpse?"

"Exactly." The Taoist nodded.

"It's Daoist Lu after all, he's well-informed, and mountain villagers like us don't understand."

"If you know a lot, you will see a lot. If you see it once, you won't be surprised." The Taoist said with a smile, and then glanced at the full moon that had already climbed into the sky. "The night is late, everyone, please go back."

The villagers put away the hoes and sickles in their hands, reluctantly glanced at the various furniture that had been moved out of the yard, and then went back dejectedly, until the fat in their mouths was gone!

Here Lu Fangzhou is full of enthusiasm, and the villagers who will burn him to death after retiring are second to none. The most important thing is that the perfect lover Daoist actually spoke for him. This is a good start.

Thinking of Lu Fangzhou, he looked at Taoist priest happily. Who knew that the long face was expressionless, his brows were slightly frowned, and he pinched his fingers for a while before he said, "The two items of collection and dojo are worth a tael of silver. When will you pay me?"

"..." Taoist priest, talking about money hurts feelings.

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