Ex-boyfriends come to me to get back together

Xia Qing, 28 years old, is an adult male who is about to move from youth to middle age.After admitting that all the black history had been cut off, he felt that his life was about to turn a new page and start anew!

Xia Meng: "So your new life is to stay at home and never go out?"

Xia Qing: "Mengmeng, what are you talking nonsense about?"

Xia Qing was lying on the carpet in the bedroom typing on the keyboard. After hearing Xia Meng's words, she wanted to turn her head with a look of despair, but Xia Meng's foot suddenly stepped on Xia Qing's waist, making him unable to move...

"My good sister, don't you know that you can't touch a man's waist?"

"What kind of waist does an impotent man need?"

Xia Meng was ruthless when she said this, but there was a worried expression on her brows and eyes.

Xia Qing was her older brother, and Xia Meng was only ten years old when Xia Qing left home to go to college.Although it is said to be ten years old, Xia Meng started to remember things very early because of her higher IQ than ordinary children.

such as……

Qing (12y): Mom said you picked it up. [biting a lollipop with a serious face]

Meng (4y): It sounds like you are your own. 【Holding the book with no expression on his face】

Xia Qing burst into tears.

Qing (16y): Walk with me in the dark, the dirty society here should be destroyed.It's not me that's wrong, it's the world.

Meng (8y): The second illness can't hide the embarrassment of being beaten by your mother for not writing your homework. 【sneer】

Xia Qing cried with her head in her arms.

Qing (18y): Mengmeng, I'm going to college, don't you want to give my brother a loving hug?

Moe (10y): Could you wash the hand that was holding the chicken leg just now and then talk to me? 【indifferent】

Qing (18y): Mengmeng, let me ask you one last time...

Moe (10y): Loved it.

Xia Qing died.

Oh...well, I remember it was all messy things, but since Xia Qing went to college, she hasn't been home once.Every time I asked him on the phone, he just laughed and perfunctory.It is said that you are very busy in developing your career, but is there anything that can be so busy that you can not go home for ten years?

Xia Meng felt that something terrible must have happened to Xia Qing.

Xia Qing came back ten years later. To be honest, she looked much better than ten years ago.His skin is not as smooth as a 28-year-old man. He has very little body hair and not much hair on his legs. His facial features look very soft, and his body's muscles are also very graceful.

But something is wrong, all this is wrong.

This was confirmed after Xia Qing went to the andrology department.

The doctor said that Xia Qing's body is very healthy, and the indescribable wilting is due to psychological factors, but Xia Qing's heartless appearance makes it impossible to imagine what kind of psychological blow he has that can make his body collapse. Not normal anymore.

Speaking of why Xia Meng knew about this...

It can only be said that the doctor is a friend Xia Meng met on the Internet, the world is so small, ha ha.

After Xia Meng finished saying that, Xia Qing laid her face on the carpet and did not move, her shoulders were still shaking slightly, looking like she was crying, which made Xia Meng hesitate whether what she just said was true Seriously...

After all, the topic of impotence is related to the dignity of men. Although Xia Qing always seems to be indifferent to everything, she must feel sad after hearing such words.

A little guilty, he took his foot away from Xia Qing's body, "Well, I..."

"Even though my little Xia Qing can't fight anymore, I still have a deeper place worth exploring." Xia Qing sat up tremblingly, with a firm tone in her tone, firmness in her eyes, tears gleaming at the corners of her eyes, Showed his pure and beautiful side... Shit!

With the fighting power in front shrinking, do you raise your butt as a logistics service? Don't think she didn't understand!

Xia Qing, who was kicked back to the carpet by Xia Meng, laughed loudly, Xia Meng's blushing was so rare, she understood clearly but was so innocent, my brother couldn't help hugging and rubbing against each other!

"Eat shit, faggot!" Xia Meng's cold expression broke, she lifted the carpet to cover Xia Qing with a face of shame, and then flashed out of the room. Xia Qing shook her shoulders and smiled, before pushing away I buried myself in the carpet and sat up again.

Since he was a child, he couldn't beat his younger sister, but Xia Meng would quickly surrender if he talked about something nasty.

After laughing enough, Xia Qing picked up the notebook and clicked the button to send the email.

Although he is stuck at home, he also has a good job. Isn't it that most editors are boasting that he has been particularly diligent recently?

Xia Qing is now a serious novelist. Although the royalties are not yet on the rich list, it is still possible to let him spend as much as he wants.However, because the past was too much, except for real estate, he is now extremely poor.

Xia Meng was worried about him, and Xia Qing knew it very well, but what he encountered was so unscientific, the materialist sister must think he was joking.He himself felt very incredible.

The source of everything is a civilization from an unknown planet...

On Xia Qing's birthday, he just got the admission letter from the university.

What came with the admission notice was a courier.

Because her family often shop online, Xia Qing opened the courier unsuspectingly, and in a flash, Xia Qing realized that she was bound by a system from an alien named Xiyang.

[It is detected that the host is male, and I am very much looking forward to the first experience. The system will automatically bind, and when the system is full of energy, it will automatically uninstall...]

After the system binding was completed, Xia Qing had more manuals for this system in her mind.

From that day on, Xia Qing was destined to no longer be Xiaojiaohua.Once he doesn't listen to the system to collect yang energy, he will really be tickled to death by the system.

At first, he refused.After all, he is so pure and unaffected, with the nobleness of a white lotus in his righteousness!

But later, the more she played, the more her boyfriend changed one after another, so I can only say... You are a monster, what a bitch!

However, Xia Qing still insisted on the principle of one hole, one shot, and unswervingly rejected the system's suggestion of pedaling N boats. Focusing on the core values ​​of happiness as the essence, she was enslaved by the system for ten years.But fortunately, the system still has something for him, such as his smooth and white skin now, his physical strength to run around the world, such as... the immunity that keeps him from getting sick again.

The sunset system left Xia Qing with full energy a few months ago. After all, it has been with him for ten years. She actually lost the vitality of the little Xia Qing in front of her, and all of Xia Qing's melancholy disappeared in an instant.

Spicy chicken system!Ruin his youth!Ruin his happy life!

If you can do it all over again!He must... must...

It seems that I can't take the spicy chicken system...

Later, Xia Qing went to see a doctor, but of course nothing was found.As for the psychological problem mentioned by the doctor, Xia Qing said that the doctor was too stupid and naive, because Xia Qing figured it out...

——This must be a conspiracy left after the system left! (not)

Soon, Xia Qing, who didn't know whether it was a big spirit or a world-minded person, felt relieved a lot.

Xiao Xiaqing is useless if she is useless. With the departure of the sunset system, his need for that aspect seems to have completely disappeared.

Commonly known as: sex, cold, light.

Ha ha.