Ex-boyfriends come to me to get back together

On the following day, Xia Qing couldn't resist the sudden coldness and passion, so she spent the night with him.

Then the next morning, after Xia Qing came out of the room, she saw Leng Han making breakfast for him in the kitchen.

Xia Qing: ...Xiyang, I really want to completely fall in love with such a painful little Hanhan.

System (disgusted): Don't you just want to be responsible?

Xia Qing: If you don't like it, you need to be responsible. Just be happy all night.

System: Seems very reasonable, then the host, have you fallen in love with him before?

Xia Qing: I like it, but it's not love.

The system didn't quite understand the difference between Xia Qing's so-called liking and love, but seeing him kissing Leng Han on the stove with a moved face, he hesitated for a while and still didn't say anything.

Xia Qing: Moreover, after being emptied by me, he even cooked breakfast for me early in the morning, and this person is so good-looking!How could you not let me fall in love!

System: Uh, um!Yes!

Xia Qing: →_→Why do you always feel that you are acting weird these days?

System: Cough cough, probably a cold?

Xia Qing: So your system also catches a cold?It will not be a virus program!Fuck, kill the virus quickly, you are still in my body, don't get me involved.

System: qaq... I thought you, the host, cared about me! ! !It turned out that it was just to avoid being implicated by me! !

Xia Qing: Why should I care about your hot chicken system!

System: Ah, the core is so painful, 0 and 1 have to twist and change positions.

The weirdness of the system was distracted in this way, so Xia Qing missed an opportunity to know the truth.

But it's not too late, because at night, Xia Qing found out...

"..." Xia Qing looked at Xiaohan's penis seriously, then fell silent.

Xia Qing: Xiyang, how did a person's penis become thick overnight?

System: This...

Xia Qing: Tell the truth!

System: The host is not what I don’t want to tell you, it’s just that I missed the opportunity to tell you the truth at the beginning, and seeing you and Leng Han are so happy, I can’t bear to say it to make you feel sad. There’s nothing wrong with them. They’re just two people sleeping with you and giving you Not all cooks are the same...

Xia Qing: Nani! ?It turned out to be two people!

System: ... (Hey, doesn't the host know?)

Xia Qing (heavy): I thought you just didn't want to tell me how to make Ding Ding grow up...

system:……

Xia Qing: ...

System: [24:00:00]

Xia Qing: Well, you rotten system!You didn't tell me such an important thing! ?I, I, I am cheating! !

System: Host, think about it, they know each other's existence!In other words, they voluntarily became members of your harem, so you can't be considered cheating!I have recently read a few novels that are highly read by commoners of you earthlings, and one of them is The Hanging Silk Counterattack, Thousands of Beauties in the Harem, Twins are cute, host!It's rare that two people are willing to provide you with Yang Qi at the same time. Don't you think this should be something to be happy about?And don't be afraid to think that np violated the rules, you have to know that np is fine during the process, as long as the ending is 1v1, it's okay!Host, I don't think you can last forever, so don't worry.

Xia Qing: I'm not Diaosi.

System: ... Is this the point?

Xia Qing: I feel very angry now. :)

"Let's continue, Xia Qing." Leng Han still ignorantly grabbed Xia Qing's hand, and said to Xia Qing very impatiently, Xia Qing looked at the other's beautiful and delicate face, smiling gently and pleasantly.

"You're right, let's move on."

……

System: qaq ah ah ah ah what a waste, air absorption is not as effective as direct absorption by the body, host!

Xia Qing: Lulululull...

System: Again, again!Host qaq, the cold penis is about to swell, what if it becomes useless! !

Xia Qing: 挊挊挊挊挊挊...

System: Ya Butterfly! !

Xia Qing suppressed Leng Han, who wanted to resist but was powerless, and kept moving her hands.

Xia Qing: I'm not bullying you, you are a slut.

System: qaq.

One night, Xia Qing spent half of the energy on his wrists that the system gave him before, and morning had come, Xia Qing was wiping his hands while moving his sore wrists, and then he heard the sound of the bedroom door being opened .

Turn around and look...

Xia Qing: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa therefore so cute! ! !

System: Really? Host! !If you think it's cute, don't hesitate to accept it! !

Xia Qing: It's because of a mental illness!Give back my love from yesterday morning, you two bastards! !

System: The host's mood is always unstable, very sad.

Xia Qing, who masturbated Leng Han all night, has long accepted the fact that his lover has become two people. Apart from the visual stimulation just now because Brother Leng Han appeared in the same frame in front of him for the first time, now he can already He calmly poured tea for the two brothers.

Then when Brother Leng Han told Xia Qing that they were actually 27 years old...

"You are 27 years old!!!?"

Xia Qing: Xiyang...you know their real ages, right? !

System: Su, host, calm down!

Xia Qing: qaq scared me to death, since they are so big, I can rest assured.

System: Huh?

Xia Qing: Since I'm so old, I can say whatever I want.

"Lenghan, let's break up."

Xia Qing just stared at Xiaohan and said, without even looking at Dahan.

System: (I forgot the attribute of my host's heart, let me breathe a sigh of relief)

Xia Qing confessed to Xiaohan with a sense of liking and responsibility after she slept with Dahan, but the one who made his heart skip a beat was standing in the kitchen early in the morning, smiling and saying to him "" The one who can have breakfast."

That person is Osamu.

However, this heartbeat time is only one day (less than). =_=

"But you only slept with me." When Da Han said this, Xia Qing's little heart was seriously hurt.

Xia Qing: Why did he remind me of this fact? qwq

System: Host, why are you panicking, he is voluntary!

Xia Qing: I hate liars qwq!

System: Yes, so it's not the fault of the host, you don't have to feel... (sorry)

"Sorry, I didn't know it wasn't you." Xia Qing said to Xiaohan apologetically.

Even though he knew that the brothers were playing tricks on him, there was something wrong with him.

If you really like someone, how can you not recognize him and others?Even if they are twin brothers, there will definitely be differences.

Xia Qing was rarely deceived, so basically he didn't have the eyes to recognize deception. Although he suddenly saw that Xiaohan's penis was different from the previous one, he never thought that Xiaohan and Dahan were different people. If it wasn't for the system's leak, Maybe Xia Qing never thought of that at all.

Just like even if you are resurrected from a dead body and become different from before, don’t most people just think that your personality has changed drastically?How could one guess the truth beyond the scope of understanding?The behavior of the twins was beyond Xia Qing's comprehension.

I can't understand what they are trying to do!

Xiao Han suddenly stood up at this time, and said that she didn't want to break up, her eyes were full of tears, but they didn't fall, which really made Xia Qing feel very distressed.

Xia Qing: No, why is this child so cute!

System: Even if two people are not accepted, one person is fine... (muttering)

Xiao Han wanted to come over, but Xia Qing stopped her.

Xia Qing also said that seeing the two of them felt like vomiting.

System: Why do you want to vomit, host, don't you think they are cute?

Xia Qing: When I saw them, I felt a little dizzy with twins. The exact sameness really made me feel like I was doubled. (supporting the wall)

system:……

But I didn't expect that Dahan would come up with a suggestion that I wouldn't feel like throwing up if I did it with the two brothers...

System (lights on): Host, I think this is a really good idea!He has a good point! !

Xia Qing: System, you really turn my stomach!

Because it really came from the inside, Xia Qing accidentally said it...

That's probably why the misfortune comes from the mouth, because Xia Qing just said one word, and the current situation suddenly became Xiao Han who wanted to force him to do what he had to do in bed! ! !

Xia Qing: What the hell? ? ?

System: Oh oh oh oh so strong! ! !

Xia Qing: Come up with a solution for me! !

System (nothing to do with yourself): Because the host you absorbed too little Yang Qi last night, I can't give you more energy.The host works hard on his own. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Xia Qing is so angry! ! ! !

Once human beings accumulate enough anger points, a small universe will burst out.Even without the strength added by the system, Xia Qing managed to get the knife on the coffee table by herself.

System: Host, calm down! ! !

Xia Qing: No!I can't calm down anymore! ! !If they come again, I will kill myself! ! !

System: Why do you need to be the host! !You have absorbed so much yang energy! !Why can't you do it with two people! !Don't hurt yourself! !

Xia Qing: Oh.I'm just talking, how could I commit suicide.

The system was stupefied by its own host's acting skills, but it never expected that when the host used itself as a threat to drive away the two twin brothers, it would be able to teach it while distracted...

Xia Qing: Xiyang, I didn't mean you.Whether it’s falling in love or looking for a friend with benefits, we all need to adhere to the one-to-one principle. How many times have I said this.This is a matter of my bottom line and principles. Once a person takes one step back, he will take fifty or one hundred steps back, and then gradually lose his lower limit. You will go back endlessly, and finally lose yourself.Sunset, you have to resist the temptation.It is not good to inhale all the yang qi mixed together, so that you can indeed replenish the energy tank earlier, but then you will also destroy me at the same time.

Xia Qing: Xiyang, although you are just data, I believe you also have emotions.So there will also be feelings of guilt and guilt.You destroy me, and then return to your hometown, your planet, even if you don’t care about the consequences of a human being you live in, but my existence will always linger in the depths of your data, bringing you a shadow .Memories can be erased, but emotions cannot.

System: ... Host, what you said is very reasonable, but host, you underestimate yourself too much!I believe you can break through yourself!You should be fearless as a mere np host!

Xia Qing: (fucking white nozzle gun) You really are a hot chicken system, get out!

System: qaq! (I don't know why I was scolded even if I praised the host)

Although the Leng Han brothers have been entangled with Xia Qing since then, the system has deeply realized that Xia Qing can't accept these brothers physically, so it always turns on the GPS to let Xia Qing get rid of them.

Because of this, Xia Qing no longer had a cold war with this system who couldn't understand human speech.

After all, I am too naive to reason with the data!What nonsense are you talking about!Except for the last 15 minutes, the system has no way to affect itself, okay?If you have anything to do, just anal!

Even if you know you are going to die, you have to choose how you die.

In the same way, even if Xia Qing must absorb Yang Qi, the system can't force him to choose someone to absorb.

So whether it's the casual sex of promiscuity or the daily life of a serious relationship, it's all my own business.If you really use this spicy chicken system as an excuse to mess around, it's really super impersonal!

At this moment, Xia Qing felt like a lonely warrior!Overcoming all kinds of difficulties in front of you alone!then……

With this feeling, Xia Qing finally finished his new book.

Xia Qing: You are still somewhat useful, stupid Xiyang.

system:? ? ? ? ?Eh? (what happened?)

After writing the new book, Xia Qing, who forgot what she felt before, still worked hard to live like a salted fish.