Ex-boyfriends come to me to get back together

"Mengmeng, actually I can't answer your question." About whether Gu Yu is mentally retarded or arrogant, Xia Qing thinks this should be a multiple-choice question, but Mengmeng has only one standard answer, which makes him swollen to answer Good pinch (～￣▽￣)～.

"He didn't want to have a good relationship with me, so I gave up on him."

As witty as Xia Qing, she perfectly avoided the last question!

Xia Meng: I always feel that this person seems to be pretending.

The old god Xia Qing was there, so he didn't care too much at first, but after being poked by Xia Meng, he couldn't help but think of a short story with Gu Yu.

He vaguely remembered that after the setting sun system made a list for him that year, he immediately locked on the Gu language closest to him, and asked the system to give him the standard position of Gu language.

It was light rain that day, and Xia Qing wanted to buy an umbrella on the road, but he found that he forgot to bring his wallet when he went out, so he could only sit sadly by the river where Gu Yuhui would pass by and wait.

Later, she got hungry after waiting, so Xia Qing began to plan how to get Gu Yu to invite him to dinner.

System: Foodies!Look in your direction at three o'clock!

Xia Qing (wiping her saliva): What...

System: Hurry up!The target person is leaving!

Xia Qing (turning her head suddenly to look): My meal!

System: My Yang Qi!

Xia Qing, System: Let's go!

Xia Qing and Gu Yu met each other's eyes, and immediately walked towards each other.

Walking under the umbrella of the other party, Xia Qing said with a smile: "I fell in love with you at first sight, would you like to be my boyfriend?"

System: Very good, just standing by the side feels very positive, and I'm about to fuck him!

Xia Qing: Xiyang, you stinky shameless one!I want to fill my stomach first! !

Gu Yu was unexpectedly easy to hook up with, Xia Qing was invited to a dinner to her heart's content, and after the meal, the two returned to the place where Gu Yu lived now, under the urging of the system, Xia Qing saw that Gu Yu didn't care about love at all. The steps were too fast, so I had a good time with him directly.

System: Very good, keep it up!

Later, in order to let Gu Yu feel his love, Xia Qing began to pretend to be a romantic person according to various routines on the Internet, and swayed the romance he had learned so hard to Gu Yu.

But Gu Yu has a bad habit, that is, he likes to go outside and give his precious yang energy to others...

Xia Qing: When you are in love with me, you still think about having an affair?Baby sunset, the magic you cast on me has failed?

Every time he finishes absorbing Yang Qi, the system will accumulate appearance points for him. Although it is not a plastic surgery, the appearance points can improve the mental outlook of the whole person, and the temperament will also become better, so that he can absorb Yang Qi more conveniently. gas.Xia Qing collectively referred to these as magic.

Xia Qing, who firmly believes that people are visual animals, has doubts about her appearance!

System: This system can't go wrong, I recommend you squeeze him dry, make sure he doesn't have time to go out to play, and he will like you even more!

So Xia Qing accepted the suggestion of the sunset system, and pressed Gu Yu to forcibly suck the yang energy from him for a week.

System: So addictive, ask for more.

Xia Qing: I'm so tired.

System: I'll give you some more stamina!

The setting sun was so exciting, it made Xia Qing feel so tired.

Xia Qing thought that Gu Yu would be able to live with him obediently like this, and only provide him with yang energy.However, I didn't expect that the country is easy to change and the nature is difficult to change!Gu Yu is a scumbag who likes to ride multiple boats!

System: Why don't you go too, wouldn't it be better to have more yang energy?I promise to help you!It's not going to capsize the boat.

Xia Qing: You also promised that Gu Yu would not go out to fight in the wild!snort! ╭(╯^╰)╮

And Yang Qi is mainly needed by the Sunset system, Xia Qing was just forced to find a man to absorb Yang Qi.

Of course, although he was also immersed in it later.But the issue of principle still cannot be changed, love requires a shot and a hole!Love with a fickle heart will not be happy!

System (guilty): Then break up with him quickly and find the next stable Yang Qi provider!

Xia Qing: I don't!

At the same time, love also needs to be managed!Maybe it's because the two of them have no foundation, so Gu Yu took it for granted. Xia Qing decided to use his white lotus-like setting to conquer Gu Yu!

System: You don't have that kind of white lotus.

Xia Qing: Shut up, stupid system!

With the help of the system several times later, Xia Qing intercepted Gu Yu who was about to cheat every time one by one, and taught the other party what is the true meaning of love by squeezing the other party dry!

System: Are you sure you will really fall in love?

Xia Qing: Much better than you!

However, Gu Yu's bad habits can't be changed at all.

Xia Qing: Impossible!There must be a problem with the setting of this world. Shouldn’t every man I have come into contact with fall in love with me and then give me his whole heart? !The system text is like this!It must be your fault, Sunset!

System: Blame me. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Xia Qing was very disillusioned, she didn't expect Gu Yu to be like this.

Xia Qing: I want to break up with him!

System: Meow, meow, it should be like this long ago!

Xia Qing: Where is he!

System: Wait, let me find the coordinates...

Then it happened that Gu Yu was in someone else's house.

According to Gu Yu's urination, he should be ready to take off his pants now.

Xia Qing stared at the map called out by the mid-air system, and quickly ran towards Gu Yu's direction.

Don't go far away if you have an affair!Xia Qing really wanted to give Gu Yu a hundred bad reviews if she could.

Arriving outside the man's house, Xia Qing raised her hand to ring the doorbell.

"Ding-dong-"

No one opened the door.

"Ding dong ding dong-"

……

"Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding ding ding ding ding—"

The doorbell was broken by Xia Qing.

The homeowner opened the door angrily with his trousers up, and saw Xia Qing put on an innocent look: "Hello, is Gu Yu here?"

And Gu Yu just came out with his clothes loose and aboveboard. He stood lazily behind the owner, raised his hand and waved at Xia Qing, "Why are you here?"

System: The best among scumbags!Host!Hurry up and get him on!

Xia Qing: With such a system, the baby expressed that he was very frustrated.

Xia Qing smiled at the owner of the house, then stepped into the door, and skillfully packed up Gu Yu's things in the house and took them out, "Sorry to bother you. Gu Yu, let's go."

Xia Qing acted as if Gu Yu was just here to make trouble at other people's house, she didn't have the normal reaction of a lover cheating at all, instead she got used to it.

"Oh, you're really generous." The landlord didn't stop Xia Qing from taking Gu Yu away, he said it sarcastically, but seeing Xia Qing's smiling face, he immediately lost interest.Although the good things were interrupted, but thinking that such a good-looking little shou has such a slutty boyfriend, this person felt gloating.

Gu Yu was also taken away proficiently. In the past, he would resist a little bit, but later, when he saw Xia Qing, he would reflexively follow him.

Xia Qing: Oh, what a pity.

System: Oh, what a pity.

It's a pity for Xia Qing that this relationship is about to end here, and it's a pity for the system that it's about to say goodbye to this delicious yang energy provider.

When Gu Yu didn't know that Xia Qing was going to break up with him, Xia Qing squeezed Gu Yu completely like the previous few times, and the six roots were clean!

System (satisfaction): The breakup cannon this time is particularly delicious.

Xia Qing (sighs): That smells like a lost love.

With the belief that it would be a waste to break up to have a shot, Xia Qing unlocked many poses this time, fully allowing Gu Yu to feel heaven and hell, volcanoes and glaciers, front and back, up and down.

Xia Qing: I really want to have an afterthought.

System: host, smoking is harmful to health.

Xia Qing: Be quiet, no one will think you are dumb.

System: Oh.

Looking back on this memory now, Xia Qing couldn't help going through all the Eighteen Forms of Longyang in her mind, and then felt sad.

Fortunately, she had raised so many postures before, but now Xiao Xiaqing doesn't live up to expectations at all!