Ex-boyfriends come to me to get back together

The male god stood in front of him and said gently: "My name is Xia Qing, what's your name?"

Xiaoman hugged tightly the clothes he bought for the male god, and then happily replied: "My name is Xiaoman!"

"Xiaoman." The male god's thin lips slightly raised, and the voice calling out his name was extraordinarily sexy, "Thank you today, if it weren't for you, I might have encountered something bad."

"No! You're welcome! This is what it should be!" Xiaoman said a little excitedly.

"I'll go back today first." After finishing speaking, the male god nodded, "Thank you very much."

Then he passed by Xiao Man naturally, and came to the door...

"Wait!" Xiaoman quickly ran up to close the opened door with both hands, because Xiaoman pushed the door back, so Xiaoman took advantage of the situation and wrapped Xia Qing in his arms. Fortunately, it was on Xia Qing's head, so Xiaoman took a deep breath.

Sure enough, the male god...it smells so good.

"Uh...can you let me go?" Xia Qing was trapped in Xiao Man's arms, unable to turn around because the space was too small, she could only turn her back to Xiao Man, Xiao Man looked at Xia Qing's exposed fair neck, He couldn't help kissing her.

Xia Qing trembled and wanted to push Xiao Man's hand away, but Xiao Man's hand was firmly pressed against the door, and was getting closer and closer to him, causing Xia Qing's whole body to be pressed against the door frame.

"I like you, don't go, will you date me?"

Xiaoman couldn't control his almost overflowing mood, he really liked the male god.

"Feel sorry."

Xia Qing shrunk her shoulders, this refusal made Xiaoman take it for granted, and felt particularly sad.

"Sorry, I don't like girls."

Xiaoman saw the male god pressing against the door with his back to him, his ears were slightly red, and with a mood ready to move, he lowered his head and bit down, and said by the way:

"Turn around and I'll show you a big baby."

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Xia Qing wanted to leave after thanking Xiao Man, but she didn't expect Xiao Man to be so unreserved as a girl!对他脖子又舔又咬的，如果不是因为对方是女孩子，他一定一圈揍趴下对方！

System: Obviously it's the host, you can't beat him.

Xia Qing: =_=... Tsk.

"Sorry, I don't like girls." Xia Qing thought that Xiao Man would shrink back if she rejected Xiao Man like this, but she didn't expect Xiao Man to bite his ear with her mouth, and her originally slightly neutral voice became deep and deep. like a man...

"Turn around and I'll show you a big baby."

Xia Qing was stunned at Xiaoman's big baby, he glanced at Xiaoman's upper body, and then looked at Xiaoman's big eagle who raised her skirt and pulled down her stockings and panties, she was very shocked!

Xia Qing: What a big bird!

System: No, host, shouldn't you shock the other party's gender first! ! ! ?

I saw Xiaoman put one hand into the clothes, and then pulled out a bra, which was covered with cotton pads, which also relieved Xia Qing's doubts about Xiaoman's breasts.

Xia Qing: He is really a man, not helping her!

System: What is helping her?

Xia Qing: Helping her is a young lady with a big dick!Xiaoman just has a big dick but he is not a lady!

System: ... (So now is the time to lament this?)

But this also solved the complicated question of why the system detected yang energy on Xiaoman's body!

Because Xiaoman doesn't look like a man, he is a man at all!

System: Earthlings are really good at playing...

Xia Qing: That's because you don't know much...

【00:30:00】

Xia Qing: ...? ? ? ? ?

System: You know the host, I have no control over this data.

"Want to touch it?" Xiaoman asked this question when Xia Qing was shocked that the countdown was so unprepared. Before Xia Qing could react, Xiaoman took his hand and pressed it on her big root above.

Xia Qing: It's hot, hard, thick, and long...

System: And he still likes you!

Just in time, Xiaoman said again at this time: "I like you, go out with me."

【00:25:00】

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When waking up from the bed, Xiaoman found Xia Qing in his arms, Xia Qing's slender waist was hugged tightly by him, as if he would break that waist if he exerted more strength.

"Are you awake?" Xia Qing said with her back to him, and Xiao Man let Xia Qing go.

"Hmm..." Without being reminded by others, Xiaoman knew that his expression must be very silly.

Xia Qing turned her head and slept on the pillow with her face sideways, then raised one hand and brushed the hair on Xiaoman's face behind her ear, "You said yesterday that you want to date me, is it true?"

"Of course it's true!" Xiao Man turned over and pressed Xia Qing under him, and then said seriously.

"Then let's date." Xia Qing smiled, this smile seemed to bring Xiao Man back to the day when he first met Xia Qing.

Warm and soft.

Not sharp, but straight to the bottom of the heart.

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Xia Qing: Where are my underwear?

system:? ? ?

Xia Qing searched the house to make sure that the underwear was really gone.The newly bought ones are still there, unopened, but the pair of underwear that I just wore for two days is gone.

Xia Qing: I remember washing my hands and then drying them out.

System: Yes.

Xia Qing: Just an hour ago.

System: Exactly.

Xia Qing: Don't go along with it. This time, even the hangers are gone, and I didn't see any underwear when I went downstairs.

System: The host, it's just a pair of underwear anyway.Just buy it again.

Xia Qing: But I like that one very much!

System: Host, your underwear is basically the same, is there any difference?

Xia Qing: Every pair of underwear has a soul, stop saying that they are all the same!

System: ... I don't understand it at all! ∑ (°Д°;) っ

"Ding dong——" Xia Qing's doorbell rang, and Xia Qing went to open the door, only to see Xiaoman who had returned from shopping.

Xiaoman said today that he wanted to cook for Xia Qing, so he went out to buy vegetables. When he walked in happily with the bag, he saw Xia Qing looked a little troubled, so he asked what was going on.

Xia Qing said: "I keep losing my underwear recently, and the one that was drying out just now is gone."

Xiaoman's face changed on the spot.

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Who stole my Xia Qing male god's panties!

After Xiaoman put the dishes on the table full of anger, he walked to the balcony, and found that not only the underwear was gone, but even the hanger on which the underwear was hung disappeared.

If it was him, he wouldn't even steal the clothes hanger to embarrass the male god! ! ! (??)

But the male god's underwear is his, who would dare to snatch it?

"I've lost it several times before..." Xia Qing tilted her head, "But the family's belongings have not been lost, so I'm not sure if it's a clothes thief, but what is there to steal from a man's underwear? ..."

Although Xiaoman was a little guilty when Xia Qing said the previous sentence, he almost exploded when he heard the latter sentence.

God, don't you know how beautiful you are?Not to mention your panties, I want to collect even your hair!

"People who steal my underwear are so annoying."

Xiao Man froze in place, at a loss.

If Xia Qing knew that she was also one of the prisoners, wouldn't she also hate him...

No, Xia Qing must not be allowed to know about this!

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Xia Qing: A pair of underwear is not expensive, but how much can I eat if the price adds up! !Since the clothes thief is not short of money, why didn't he leave the money to buy underwear!By the way, what are you doing with your underwear stolen?

System: Take away the sexual fantasies.

Xia Qing:? ?

System: sniffing, licking, masturbation, masturbation.

Xia Qing: You look very skilled, -_,-

System: Don't misunderstand the host! ! (Erkang hands)

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Xiao Man decided to catch the underwear thief.

Burying her face in the unwashed underwear that she secretly brought from Xia Qing yesterday, Xiao Man took a sharp sniff and made up her mind.

"Alan, today's photography..."

"Tell Nana that I'm taking a day off!"

After Xiaoman finished speaking, he was fully armed and prepared to squat downstairs under Xia Qing to see who it was!

Then, of course, the target person was not found, but because of his sneaky actions, some people doubted whether Xiao Man was a suspicious person.

"Xiaoman? Didn't you say you have work today?" When Xia Qing returned home downstairs, she saw Xiaoman with her hair loose, holding her hat tightly, and was stopped by a building supervisor to teach her a lesson. Xiaoman seemed to have been saved. He looked at Xia Qing, and then said to the building manager, "He is my boyfriend!"

It turned out that Xiaoman was wearing black clothes, black pants, black cloak, a black mask on his mouth, and a black hat on his head, huddled in a corner downstairs, and then he was found and complained.The building management just came to check.

If it weren't for Xiaoman's soft facial features and beautiful hair, his male identity would be exposed every minute, and it would not be as simple as being stopped by the building management to teach him a lesson.

After Xia Qing rescued Xiao Man, Xiao Man sat down on the sofa in frustration, "I just want to help Xia Qing kiss you and catch that clothes thief..."

Xia Qing smiled, and then carried a big bag, "Don't be afraid, I bought another ten pairs of underwear just now, and now I have underwear to wear."

Xia Qing said with a smile as she walked into the room to put the underwear away, because the room is very small, so as long as the door of the room is not closed, the sound inside can be heard from the outside.Xia Qing said: "I couldn't find the underwear I took off when I was washing clothes last night. If you have time, Xiao Man, help me see if the underwear fell into the centrifuge gap of the washing machine."

The place where Xia Qing lives now does not use a fully automatic washing machine, but a centrifugal washing machine on the left and a water pump on the right.And the water pump of this washing machine has a gap, if you are not careful, small items will fall into it.

Seeing that Xia Qing didn't look at him, the guilty Xiaoman walked to the washing machine, and then took out Xia Qing's underwear that had been stuffed in it just now...

And she closed her eyes full of reluctance, and stuffed her panties into the gap!

"Have you found it?" Xia Qing's voice was getting closer and closer, Xiaoman pretended to hold the bucket of the water pump, then nodded, his acting skills restored his natural look, and he called Xia Qing to come and have a look.

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Xia Qing: Ah, the underwear really fell off. qaq

System: ...Host, I don't know if I should say something or not.

Xia Qing: Don’t talk if you don’t want to.

System: Host!I saw that it was Xiaoman who dropped the panties! ! !

Xia Qing looked at Xiaoman's innocent face, and questioned: Are you sure?

System: qwq is absolutely true!

Just when Xia Qing wanted to ask Xiao Man what was going on, Xiao Man suddenly yelled, "Who is it!"

Xia Qing was so frightened that she also turned her head to look, but saw a man lying on the railing of the balcony. His eyes widened in horror after seeing them. He didn't seem to expect that there was someone at home. Get into the underwear in the room, then jump back, actually jumped from the second floor.

Xia Qing: Damn, someone jumped off a building! ! !

Xiao Man ran up, and then climbed over the railing. Xia Qingfang had to stop him, but saw Xiao Man skilfully sliding down the water pipe. The man might have gone down through this water pipe just now!

Xia Qing: Huh!What the hell!Is the law and order here so bad? !

System: There seem to be a lot of perverts within a few miles of this rental house, the host...

Xia Qing watched as Xiao Manfei kicked the clothes thief away, and then forced the man's hands to the back with his jacket and tied them up.

Xia Qing: Xiaoman makes people feel safe. Fortunately, he didn't wear a skirt today!

System: ... (Did the host forget that Xiaoman stuffed his underwear into the gap of the washing machine?)

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When Xiao Man brought the man back to Xia Qing's room in various bundles, Xia Qing sat on the sofa with her arms folded and waited for him.

"Tell me! Why did you steal the panties!" Xiao Man stretched out her feet and stepped on the man's back, still holding Xia Qing's panties snatched from the man's hand and asked fiercely.The man was thrown on the ground in a bit of a mess, he glanced wretchedly at Xiaoman, then at Xia Qing, then lowered his head and stopped talking.

"Call the police, Xiao Man." Xia Qing frowned, "Leave it to the police."

The man who kept his mouth shut just now shook his head: "No, no, I'll say it."

Then Xia Qing and Xiao Man heard the story of a pervert who had a miserable childhood and became an underwear thief when he grew up.

"I'm a man, I understand you stealing women's panties, what are you doing stealing my panties?" Xia Qing was puzzled.

"Steal, steal wrong. The panties are cute, and the house decorations are all girly, so I thought..."

He thought he stole a girl's panties?

"I'm always at home! I don't have a bra, and the clothes look like men's clothes, okay, are you blind?"

Xia Qing raised her voice unconsciously with anger.

Xiaoman looked at Xia Qing's angry look from the side, and couldn't help but put himself in the man's position, stepping on the man's back even harder, Xiaoman wanted to cover his face very much at this moment.

Let alone let the male god know that he stole underwear!

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Xia Qing: He even said that underwear is cute, this man is sick.

System: Exactly, these underwear are plain white...

Xia Qing: These panties should be ultra-sexy, right? It’s a complete misinterpretation of cute. I really can’t talk about it.

System: Ah...?

"Call the police."

Regardless of the man's reasons, he was still arrested by the police in the end. As for why he regarded Xia Qing as a woman, Xia Qing seriously suspected that it might be caused by the bra that Xiaoman forgot to bring back...

System: So host, why don't you ask Xiaoman why he stuffed his underwear into the slot of the washing machine?

Xia Qing: Don't ask such an embarrassing question!Not embarrassing the other half is what lovers should do!

System: Host, you spoil him too much!

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Seeing that the clothes thief was taken away, Xiaoman heaved a sigh of relief, and then shook his back when he saw Xia Qing's meaningful gaze.

"What's wrong...?" Xiaoman asked a little cautiously.

"It's okay, help me get an iron hanger from the balcony, I want to take out my underwear."

"Oh! Hmm!"

Xiaoman obediently went to the balcony and helped Xia Qing break the hanger into pieces.

After Xia Qing successfully rescued the underwear, she patted Xiaoman on the shoulder, "You are very good today, but don't jump from the second floor in the future, it scared me at that time."

Xiaoman hugged Xia Qing emotionally, then nodded repeatedly.

Hmmmm, male god, you are so gentle, next time I won't steal your panties!

... If you quietly take away one or two pieces of clothing, the male god shouldn't be angry, right?