After wearing Mary Suvin, the male protagonist and I got together

The office is quite big.

Xiang Yu felt this way as soon as he entered.

Facing the door, there is a calligraphy hanging plaque. An article is carefully written in running script. It looks free and casual, but it also reveals the beauty of the skeleton of the font.

There are a bunch of potted plants lined up at the door, none of which seem to be the flowers of the season, only a few green leaves, and there is no trace of flower buds, but the leaves are all dense and shiny, as if coated with a layer of grease.In the middle there are bookshelves, all covered patiently and meticulously, and books and folders are neatly placed on them.

On the whole, it looks very literary and artistic, with the temperament of a literary and artistic youth, and it is very tall at first glance.

Xiang Yu didn't mean to comment on the decoration of the office, but as far as he knew, there was no office on his school floor that was decorated like this.

The teaching director has round eyes like a cow.

He took off his glasses and wiped them, threw the folder on the desk, and called a name, "Jing Shuang?"

The little black hat lowered its head and took a step forward, standing right in the middle of Xiang Yu and the two of them.

The dean didn't have the furious anger just now, he looked like magma hidden in the center of the earth, thick and threatening to roll over.

The dean found a folder with a bookmark from the letter papers in a row on his desk, and Jing Shuang's name was solemnly signed on it.

The words written in black ink were crooked. The dean took out the bookmark and read the number on it lightly, "Jing Shuang, the ninth time."

He threw the bookmark away, and pushed the stack of letter paper in front of the little black hat by the way, "Is this the tenth time, Jing Shuang, you are quite a spirited guy?"

Xiang Yu stood on his left and took a look. The letter paper seemed to have a uniform format, each page was marked with the date, and the small characters on the top page were independent and distinct——

"Dear teachers and classmates, hello everyone! I am Jing Shuang from Class 28. Today is a beautiful day. Spring returns to the earth and everything recovers. Today I will do the first review."

There is nothing wrong with this sentence at first glance.

But it is difficult for ordinary people to imagine how this masterpiece was born, because there is also a date marked on the upper left corner.

"November 12."

"I haven't bothered with you about your online review last time. Come again today?"

The dean glanced at him blankly, the little black hat pursed his lips, and immediately lowered his head again.

"Okay, I won't tell you first, you go to the back first."

He beckoned for the tall man to come forward.

With a three-point smile on his face, the tall man said his name in a friendly manner, "My name is Zhu Zixu."

The dean couldn't find his name in the row of self-criticism books, so he turned his head and asked, "Which class is it?"

"Class one."

"First offense?"

The tall man admitted his mistake decisively, "Teacher, I was wrong."

The dean relaxed his expression when he heard the name of class one, and didn't bother with him. He took out a piece of letter paper from the desk, and gave him a pen, "Review, [-] words, the first one in the review meeting on Monday is you of."

Little Black Riding Hood looked up to ask, "Teacher, I—"

The dean didn't even raise his head, "You don't have to ask."

He hugged a stack of paper to him, "Twenty thousand."

Little Black Riding Hood: "...."

The dean finally finished dealing with the two people, and took out a few more pieces of letter paper from another file folder, which looked different from the ones that Jing Shuang had given to them before, and they were full of petty words.

The dean exchanged glances with him, then looked at the school badge on Xiang Yu's chest, "Xiang Yu, the school badge hasn't been taken off yet? It's not our school's school badge, right?"

Xiang Yu put the basketball bag next to his legs, and he was still carrying his schoolbag. He reached out and took off the school badge from his jacket pocket, and put it in his trousers pocket, "I didn't pay attention. Thank you teacher for reminding me."

The dean said, "Xiang Yu."

"Yes."

The dean raised his eyes, "A new transfer?"

Xiang Yu didn't speak.

The dean didn't care too much, he crossed several sheets of paper up and down, and then read from the first sheet, "Report to Xiang Yu, Class 28, in real name, for violating school rules No. Pu Yiran, a classmate in my class, did not unite with classmates in the class, and verbally attacked some of them—informant, Dai Yong.”

Xiang Yu moved his hand.

The teaching director finished reading one sheet, put the first sheet aside, and read the second sheet in order, "Anonymously report to Xiang Yu from Class 28 of Senior High School, violating Article 30 of school rules No. 28, verbal discrimination against students , blatantly attacking my classmate Dai Yong with words in the class, the words are harsh, the attitude is loose, and it is disgusting-the informant, an anonymous member of the [-]th class of senior high school."

The dean opened this sheet again, and the third sheet still had the same content. The tall man was stunned behind him, and almost couldn't help laughing. He quickly covered his mouth with his fist and coughed hard, but The corners of his mouth curled up uncontrollably.

He turned his head to look at Xiang Yu, and found that his complexion was as usual, his skin was fair, even slightly shiny, and there was no special expression on his face. Listening to the report was as simple as drinking water, without any leaking attitude.

The dean read them one by one, and the last report letter was even bolded with red pen, "Do you know how many there are? There are five report letters in total, three report that you openly pursued your classmate Pu Yiran in class, two report letters Report that you discriminated against in class and verbally attacked your classmate Dai Yong. One report was made by Dai Yong with his real name, and the other four reports were made anonymously. Do you want to say something?"

Xiang Yu looked at the dean, and said the first sentence of defense, "I didn't resell cigarettes."

The dean nodded to express his understanding, "I know, you don't smell of cigarettes, I can smell it, you don't need to write a self-criticism about the crime of smoking."

After he finished speaking, he turned his head to the little black hat, "Jing Shuang, accuse someone else of a crime, add [-] characters, write it in your self-criticism, and hand over the whole audience to you next Thursday. If you pull it from the Internet, you will Don’t read it anymore, call your father over, and tell him about your great achievements in front of him.”

The little black hat's hand holding the pen trembled slightly, his face was as green as the bunch of green plants at the door.

The dean turned his head around again, raised his glasses at Xiang Yu, and raised his hand again, "Go on. What's the matter with the report letter?"

Xiang Yu stretched out his hand to the dean, and signaled the dean to hand him the report letter. handed over to him.

Xiang Yu squeezed the paper and shook it a few times, and hastily slid across the handwriting on the report. Combined with the conversation between the little black hat and the tall man he heard from the toilet just now, he formed a rough outline in his mind.

He stroked the papers together, raised his head, his thin hair was hanging on his forehead, and his thick and straight eyebrows were looming, "Teacher, I think these report letters have personal feelings. Can I ask a few classmates to come and talk to me?" Confrontation?"

The teaching director received the report letter early in the morning. It was just a simple report on classmate Xiang Yu. In the past two days, it has become more serious. Even the wording has been written by someone, and it is deliberately copied on the letter paper, making it extra formal. He thought it was a prank made by the students and threw it in the wastebasket. Now there are five letters a day, and every day is exactly the same.

The dean raised his hand, "Come on, tell Jing Shuang to run errands. Isn't Jing Shuang from Class [-]? Why don't you two classmates know each other?"

Xiang Yu looked back at Little Black Riding Hood.

The little black hat gritted his teeth and glared at him, then lowered his head, "I'm not very familiar with Xiang Yu, he just transferred back from another school..."

While talking, he looked up at Xiang Yu again, and changed his words, "It may be that Xiang Yu is not very gregarious, and deliberately keeps a distance from us..."

The tall man touched his pen-holding hand to tell Jing Shuang to shut up, but the little black hat immediately stopped talking when he saw the dean's expression was wrong.

The teaching director clicked some letter paper and said, "It's very interesting, Jing Shuang, do you think I believe you or not?"

He didn't let Jing Shuang continue to say, "Report to Yu the name of the classmate you want to call. I remember that the first session of Class [-] is physical education this afternoon, and the second session is directly for the class meeting. Jing Shuang is going Talk to your physical education teacher and call a few people back."

After saying this, he turned to Xiang Yu again, "Say it."

Xiang Yu glanced over the letter paper, then looked back at the two people standing behind him, then turned his head, "The first one, Dai Yong."

"Okay, Dai Yong."

"The second one, Pu Yiran."

"Pu Yiran."

"Is there any more?" The dean felt that there was no need to ask further.

Xiang Yu opened his eyes, his peach blossom eyes seemed to be full of emotion, he nodded, "Yes."

"The third place is Shen Chong."

"No more, teacher." Xiang Yu returned the review book to the dean, "Just these three. There is also a student, Shen Chong."

tall:"......."

The tall man was dumbfounded, he quietly kicked Jing Shuang's calf, and whispered, "Is he really Xiang Yu from your class?"

Jing Shuang glanced at him impatiently, and lip-synced, "Are you stupid? Otherwise, why would I beat him in the toilet?"

The tall man: "...you didn't say it sooner."

The little black hat got angry: "Didn't I tell you?"

The tall man: "You haven't, don't argue."

Little Black Riding Hood: "...."

The dean was obviously a bit surprised when he heard the name Shen Chong. He followed Xiang Yu and repeated the name, "Shen Chong? How many people named Shen Chong are there in our grade?"

Xiang Yu raised his chin, and speculated, "The one with good personal qualities and personal qualities, and the most favorable conditions."

Dean of Students: "...Okay."

He turned to face the tall man, "How do I remember that Class [-], Grade [-] is also a physical education class?"

He still remembered the tall man's name, "Zhu Zixu, call Shen Chong from your class here."

Before leaving, he called the tall man again, "Zhu Zixu? What's the matter with your hair?"

The tall man stopped, touched his gilt hair, and then came back to his senses. He pinched the hair on the back of his head with both hands, and penetrated with two fingers. He didn't know what he touched. With a look of astonishment in his eyes, he peeled off the piece of dyed hair with a stab.

Sparse pure black hair was exposed underneath.

The tall man touched the back of his head, "Last time the barber cut the back of my head bald, so I put on a wig."

He was still holding the insane blond wig.

Dean:"......."

The dean was silent for a moment, not knowing what to say, "Change the color next time, you go."