Qishen fills the sky with boundless mana

My name is Saiki Kusuo, and I am a lonely superhuman.

After I had no choice but to buy a bandage roll for Osamu Dazai, Fyodor over there was already caught.

It was the person who was arrested in the past by people from the Supernatural Secret Service Section.

Osamu Dazai didn't even show his face. After wrapping himself up in bandages, he stopped paying attention to the virus and Fyodor.

By the way, their organization is called the Rats of the Dead House.

What an indescribable name.

Of course, I was not idle either, I thought carefully about how to help Osamu Dazai recover his body.If you use a normal method, you are afraid that his disqualification in the world will make a fool of himself.

People really need to be compared and compared. Against the backdrop of Dazai Osamu, Jiguo Yansheng is really cute like an angel.

Of course, angels do not exist in this world.

I just wanted to express how helpless I am right now.

But it's a little strange, I always feel that Osamu Dazai doesn't want to restore his original body.

You seem to really enjoy the way you are.

Of course, I'm not someone who just sits and waits to be killed. I won't let Osamu Dazai ride on my head all the time.

The telepathic caller is already on his way.

almost there.

I believe he can help me attract Osamu Dazai's attention.

Yay, I didn't expect that I would get out of this way one day.

"Too... Zai?"

Hearing the sound, Hong Kong and Hei gravity made it, and the speed was really fast enough.

Especially after knowing that it was related to Osamu Dazai, they almost buffed all the way.

It's just that the expression now seems to be a little suspicious of life?

You don't have to doubt, this person is Osamu Dazai.

I pushed the person forward, and Chuya Nakahara saw this strange yet familiar face straight into his eyes.

Come on, Nakahara Chuya, don't be patient, express your heart sounds.

"Pfft—hahahahaha."

There was also a burst of wanton laughter in the Central Plains.

It made me feel at ease.

This should be the first time in his life to look down at Osamu Dazai, I guess.

"Ah! Nothing could be worse for a slug to see!"

Dazai covered his eyes.

But to be honest, I don't think he felt that bad.

"I didn't expect you, a mackerel, to have today!" Nakahara Nakaya laughed enough, touched his hat and looked at Dazai Osamu with his chin, "Now, you are really a brat!"

"The head of a slug is really only the size of a fingernail," Dazai Osamu taunted, "You don't need to think at all—"

"what?!"

"And you're clearly in your 20s, but you're only a little taller than me in my teens—from the age of 15 to now, you haven't grown at all, have you?"

"Looking for a fight, mackerel! I will fulfill you now!"

"Could it be that you can't say no to me, so you have to do it? Sure enough, in every sense, you are a slug that you can't bear to look at!"

"Whoever you say can't beat you!"

"Whoever answers is talking about who~"

"I think it's because you are physically weak, so you can only play tricks!"

Yay, it's a bickering at the elementary school level.

It doesn't look like it's a conversation between two grown men at all.

However, since your relationship here is so close, Osamu Dazai will be handed over to you for the time being.

I'm about to eat something. Even a person with superpowers will be irritable if they don't replenish their energy for a long time.

A little further away from them, I don't want anything near them.

I saw a ramen shop with the right location and price.

Well - it's okay, they also went to Rantang before, and generally speaking, the taste is okay.

There are a little few people in the store, is it because they are not at mealtime?

It's good if there are few people, I will be a little bit quieter.

The taste is not bad, the food is almost enough, checkout...

? !

Where is my wallet?

Not at all in the pocket.

What's the matter, I paid for the bandages just now.

Could it be stolen?

As a superpower, have I been stolen?

No, it's impossible.

Even if they met once at the festival, it was an accident among accidents.

Moreover, the density of people at the festival is not at the same level as it is now. If a thief wants to approach me, telepathy cannot fail to respond.

Did I drop it by accident?

No, I will not make such a mistake.

But why...

Wait, there is another possibility.

There is another person who can steal my wallet without me noticing...

Osamu Dazai.

Besides him, will there be another person?

No, now is not the time to be angry.

I've ordered and eaten.

Although I have countless ways to evade orders, do I want to eat the king's meal here?

No, absolutely not.

The ability to use equivalent exchange?

My equivalent exchange ability is not exactly 1:1 equivalence, in fact, a [-]% deviation is allowed.

For example, a value of ten yuan can be exchanged for items and funds of 11 yuan and nine yuan.

There is no limit to the number of times I can use this ability. If I exchange multiple times, I can get it.

However, I searched for things on my body that could be exchanged for——

Not at all, do you want to exchange clothes?

No, it's too shameful whether it's naked inside or outside, and I will never do such a thing.

Also, I don't have enough in my apartment here to add value in exchange.

Do I have to call someone to pay for it for me?

No, I don't have any social objects like friends.

Not a small number, but none at all.

Then we can only use the closedness of the toilet again and use teleportation to solve this problem.

I stood up very calmly, and then watched as a bullet pierced through the glass and hit me on the forehead.

Ok?

I didn't seem to feel that such a person broke in.

Could it be that the time just now was spent thinking?

Accompanied by the bullets that flew in just now, several robber-like people rushed in and quickly controlled the situation.

"Don't move anyone. If anyone dares to move casually, they will be caught by our snipers just like that person..."

Ah, it turned out to be a long-distance player, it should be more than 200 meters, otherwise I wouldn't be unable to hear it.

But my skin was a little hard, and the bullet seemed to be stuck in my head.

Now drop to the ground.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way, it seems that you want to use my death as a demonstration, do you want to scare the chickens to scare the monkeys?

Sorry to disappoint you.

I quickly squeezed the bullet straight and threw it into the ground.

Did you see, it's your sniper skills that aren't up to par, not me.

The person at the head—let’s call him Mr. A, for now—seeing the smoking bullet holes on the ground, he followed my lead and followed my thinking very smoothly.

But I have a question, what are these people doing to rob ramen restaurants.

Don't you think the bank opposite is more suitable for your personality?

They herded a dozen people in the store, including me, into the kitchen.

Sure enough, ordinary people would still be a little scared when they saw these vicious people.

The good news is that I may have time to go back and get the money and pay the bill without being judged.

After all, under special circumstances, it is understandable that I, a little civilian, was frightened and forgot to pay for a while.

By the way, I have already figured out the purpose of Mr. A in the game.

The former chief seems to have hidden something important under this ramen restaurant he loves so much.

But my perspective doesn't see anything.

Maybe it has something to do with different abilities?

But that's okay, their purpose is not to hurt people.

Herded us into the kitchen, just didn't want us in their way, and when they found something, they would go.

I don't need to meddle in these nosy matters, just wait for them to finish digging.

At this moment, I saw a cat sneaking in from the window, squatting in the corner watching all this.

"The old man's stuff is also hidden below, we can't let them dig it out."

You are a cat, do you use the No.1 title like "Old Man"?

Kind of unique.

By the way, what can a cat hide under it, is it a fish bone?

But the foundation is at least 20 years old. Are the fish bones that have been buried for 20 years still edible?

...It seems that I have misunderstood the important point. If a cat has lived for more than 20 years, it should be quite old.

"Things that are related to the stability of this world cannot be taken away by these bandits."

???

A cat buried something that is related to the stability of the world?

Sure enough, it was another regular cat with chuunibiya.

It's just that this time his goal doesn't seem to be to conquer the whole world with meat balls.

Mr. A has already begun to direct others to pry the floor.

There is cement within at least three meters down, and I don't know when to dig.

In another two hours, I will go to the coffee shop to take over, and I don't know if they can finish digging in two hours.

Yay, what a troubled day.

The author has something to say: Qi Shen, because he can read the hearts of animals, he didn't realize that it was a person at all.

Dazai: Just kidding, when have I ever spent my own money?