Le Yi is the current leader of the Demon Cult.
He really didn't want to be the leader of this demon sect.
Especially now.
Le Yi propped his chin with his hands and sighed. While waiting nervously, he poked the food on the table with his chopsticks.The left guardian next to him was expressionless, and the right guardian had a smile on his face. One on the left and the other on the right were like two door gods. Not only did they catch Le Yi, the duck, but they were still guarding him under the shelf to prevent him from running away quietly.
"Master! Master!" The Yingbu believer who was inquiring about the news ran over, "I got the portrait!!"
Le Yi's heart skipped a beat, that's right, at this time, his life-long plan is about to be unveiled, but before he has time to ride his horse and gallop to live a chic and unrestrained life, to be with the world of mortals and share the prosperity of the world, he is forced to make a decision now This kind of decision about the future happy life? !
No!He doesn't obey ah ah ah ah ah!
Le Yi used the courage he had accumulated for 18 years to jump up and rush to the door.He, the leader of the Demon Cult, has been working for eight full years, and he has never done a single bad thing. Now he is about to do the most outrageous thing in his life so far—resisting the unknown fate! !
Right protector Bai Yu picked up the job bowl next to him and covered his face, ending his rebellion.
"Master," Bai Yu asked the congregation to present the portrait with a smile, "You haven't seen it yet, why do you want to run away?"
"If I see you, will you give me a chance to repent?!?" Le Yibei came out of it, lying face up on the ground, covered with a bowl filled with white jade fragrant rice.Thinking of all the things I have experienced in the past and today, I just want to cry and talk for comfort.
"Since it's all predestined, how can there be such a saying as repentance?" Bai Yu pushed the food aside, spread the scroll on the table and slowly unfolded it.Zuo Hufa Shan Yice also came up to take a look curiously, and then his face immediately became gloomy.
A dead silence filled the room.
Le Yi stuttered a little, after all, this was his lifelong event, and it was impossible to say that he was not curious, "Why, how about it," he swallowed, "He, uh, what does he look like?"
Bai Yu was silent for a rare moment, in the quietness Le Yi's little heart was cold and cold, dying, when the right guardian did not speak directly, most of the time it was because the situation was too tragic and the person involved was too helpless, making this hard-hearted The thousand-year-old bastard couldn't bear it and was full of sympathy.
Le Yi could only close his eyes, and calmly endured death: "You, just speak up, I can accept it."
Bai Yu sighed, "Marry a chicken as a chicken and marry a dog as a dog. What you can expect now is that he will pass away early and give you freedom."
Le Yi:? ! ? ! ?
What the hell did he do in his previous life to do such an unflattering job as the leader of the Demon Cult in this life? ! ?
Le Yi's becoming the leader of the Demon Cult was the result of a huge and long-lasting conspiracy.
The Devil's Cult was once synonymous with evil, but driven by profit, the Devil's Cult gradually began to stop obsessing about making troubles and instead became obsessed with making money. The Devil's Cult has industries all over the world, and the reputation among the people has gradually improved.However, the real fame of the Devil's Cult and becoming a hot topic on the streets of teahouses still had to start over a hundred years ago.
Hundreds of years ago, there was a demon sect leader who got entangled with the martial arts leader, causing chaos in the martial arts world and turning the world upside down.
From east to west, from south to north, wherever you go, there are scenes of bitter scenes, what you don't love me, I don't love you, you love him, he doesn't love you, blood is poured all over the river, you fly I chased and chased after each other, and the single youths were miserable.
The most frightening thing is that these two people's martial arts are so superb that they can't stop them when fighting, and they can't persuade them, and even if they say a few wrong words, they will be beaten together.
The crowd can't wait to poke the dog's eyes. Contemporary martial arts masters can go to the mountains to live in seclusion, and those who can travel to the Western Regions travel to the Western Regions. The rest of them all shook their heads and waved their hands, sighing deeply. At the right time, not only did he not have the chance to be number one in martial arts in this life, but he also had to endure the random slapping of cold dog food on his face every day.
This matter caused a lot of trouble back then, and a lot of news spread among the people, which led to an unprecedented surge of creative enthusiasm among the people.Various storybooks and poems have sprung up like mushrooms, and there are more than 20 versions of novels and romances alone, among which there are a lot of love and violence.
So the leader of the Demon Cult x the leader of the martial arts became the national CP in this way, and it has been popular for so many years.
Later, the leader of the Demon Cult and the leader of the Wulin League both eloped, and the next leader of the Demon Cult and the leader of the Wulin League were full of ambitions and ready to do something big, to get rid of the story of "you are ruthless and unreasonable" when people mention the Devil's Cult and the Wulin League. , to revive the glory of martial arts.
However, the power of the masses is infinite. Facts have proved that as long as the CP is promoted by the masses, God will help, so it usually succeeds.
The next Demon Sect leader and martial arts leader has experienced a series of injuries and only he can save him. There is only one horse to escape, one room to stay in, and one pair of chopsticks to eat. After encountering the life of aphrodisiac, they turned from irreconcilable and swearing to the death to looking at each other in the eye.
If you see the right thing, you will elope. This is the law of the universe.
This will be the case for the next few sessions.
The Devil's Cult and the Wulin League fell into an endless loop like this.
Later, the two parties held the first peace talks without swords and guns since the emergence of Wulin. The atmosphere was good, and the table was full of melon seeds and fruits. All Wulin people discussed solutions to problems while drinking tea.
After talking for three whole days, the problem was not resolved in the end, but instead, the new leader of the Demon Sect and the leader of the martial arts alliance were given a chance to see each other.
Everyone was anxious, but there was nothing they could do.
The members of the Devil's Cult were particularly anxious, and the left and right guardians were so worried that they lost their hair.The Devil's Cult is different from the Martial Arts League. The Martial Arts League is relatively loose, while the Devil's Cult is relatively strict. If the leader of the Martial Arts League flees, the big deal is to choose a new person and give everyone an extra chance to compete on an equal footing.But as long as the leader of the Devil's Cult flees, everything will fall on other people until a new leader is elected. Overtime work will kill countless good young people from the Devil's Cult, and everyone will cry for another leader.
The new leader was elected, and within three years he was about to run away again. Zuo Hufa pointed to the pillar and said that if you want to go out, I will gather [-] congregants and bump their heads to death under this stolen "upright and bright" plaque. Moved, and then rejected their retention.
Zuo Hufa was so angry that he vomited blood, resigned on the spot and went to the countryside to retire.
In order for the re-elected people to stop casually slapping their asses and eloping with the leader of the martial arts, the Demon Sect began to study new methods to solve the problem of frequent change of leaders of the Demon Sect.
First of all, we need to raise an obedient leader, cultivate him from an early age, teach him earnestly, and increase his sense of belonging to the Demon Cult.
Secondly, we must eliminate all opportunities to meet with the leader of the martial arts. If we meet, we will die and leave, and no one else can stop us. There is a precedent for this.
In the end, since they want to succeed no matter what, it is better to let them meet under control when they are adults, and the two sides negotiate to sell the leader and strive for the interests of the devil as much as possible.
Le Yi is one of the victims of this method.
The former leader Li Sanniang and the former martial arts leader Lin Wanyu are living in seclusion in the Tianshan Mountains. You and I are deeply in love with each other. Le Yi is the heir chosen by Li Sanniang. Like Li Sanniang, he also learned cat kung fu.As soon as Li Sanniang left, Le Yi immediately plunged into this kind of tight-paced, hard-working job at the age of 12 without five social insurances and one housing fund. He has been working for eight years now.
Of course the people taught by Li Sanniang are not stupid, but according to what Li Sanniang said, Le Yi knows everything, but he can't live.Under the collusion of Li Sanniang and Bai Yu, Le Yi was favored to become the current innocent, cute and unscheming leader. Every time he ran away from home, he would be caught for a couple of days. He didn't run away with the martial arts leader until he was 20 years old. The congregation are very pleased.
It may also be because there is no particularly powerful person in Wulin Baidao. The position of leader was only obtained by a disciple of the Changshan School known as "Breaking Heaven Blade" three months ago. That person wore a mask during the martial arts competition, and no one knew how old he was. what it looks like.
Bai Yu, the guardian of the right who oppressed him since he was a child, knew that this was probably Le Yi's fate, so he ordered the disciples of the Eagle Department to use all means to find the portrait of that person.Le Yi didn't want to, and he couldn't beat Bai Yu, let alone the single-minded policy who was only selected to be the left protector a few months ago, so he had no choice but to accept his fate.
But now that he saw the portrait, even if he didn't want this life, he would run away.
There is no other reason, but because this year's martial arts leader is really, really ugly! ! !Too ugly to look straight at!With small eyes, crooked mouth, flat nose, and a big mole on his face, there is an urge to suffocate when looking at the portrait!If day by day is relative, I'm afraid I will shorten my lifespan!
In this way, Le Yi struggled for a long time to make up his mind, collected a small bag, bypassed the person Bai Yu sent to watch him, and climbed the window into Shan Yice's room in the middle of the night.
Shan Yice was still reading, and when he saw him coming, he put on his coat and put down the book. Le Yi took a deep breath, ah, Zuo Hufa is still good-looking, and he looks so good in underwear without tied hair, wash his eyes.
"Not asleep yet?" Shan Yice took out a plate of walnut cakes from the cover next to him with ease, "Eat less, it's sweet."
"Ah Ce," Le Yi felt wronged and took a piece, but didn't eat it, "Let's run away!"
Shan Yice coughed, as if trying to hide something, "You don't want to get involved with the leader of the martial arts?"
Le Yi stuffed walnut cakes into his mouth, and swore to the sky with his fingers, "I absolutely don't want to have anything to do with this kind of feudal arranged marriage partner! I don't want to ride a horse and live in the same room with the martial arts leader places to even eat any of his cakes!"
Shan Yice coughed again, "Where do you want to go now?"
"There is no specific goal. As an optimistic person like me, it doesn't matter how long I can hide." Le Yi ate another piece.
Shan Yice raised his eyebrows, "I have a place to go."
Le Yi nodded, hmmmm.
An hour later, the members of the Eagle Department scrambled to knock on Bai Yu's door.
"The right protector! It's not good! It's not good! The leader ran away with the left protector! We had no choice but to take the portrait to find it, but found that we took the wrong portrait yesterday! The bastard martial arts leader! We owe the kitchen 35 dishes Walnut Crisp, pretending to be Guardian Zuo and running away with the leader! We have worked so hard for so many years, and he abducted the leader without working! The bastard martial arts leader is not human! Give me back the leader!"
Bai Yu: "...you are so capable, why don't you go out and sell leather bags on the street."
tbc
Shan Yice: The walnut cake is the main food of your teacher, so it can't be counted on me, right? ?
He really didn't want to be the leader of this demon sect.
Especially now.
Le Yi propped his chin with his hands and sighed. While waiting nervously, he poked the food on the table with his chopsticks.The left guardian next to him was expressionless, and the right guardian had a smile on his face. One on the left and the other on the right were like two door gods. Not only did they catch Le Yi, the duck, but they were still guarding him under the shelf to prevent him from running away quietly.
"Master! Master!" The Yingbu believer who was inquiring about the news ran over, "I got the portrait!!"
Le Yi's heart skipped a beat, that's right, at this time, his life-long plan is about to be unveiled, but before he has time to ride his horse and gallop to live a chic and unrestrained life, to be with the world of mortals and share the prosperity of the world, he is forced to make a decision now This kind of decision about the future happy life? !
No!He doesn't obey ah ah ah ah ah!
Le Yi used the courage he had accumulated for 18 years to jump up and rush to the door.He, the leader of the Demon Cult, has been working for eight full years, and he has never done a single bad thing. Now he is about to do the most outrageous thing in his life so far—resisting the unknown fate! !
Right protector Bai Yu picked up the job bowl next to him and covered his face, ending his rebellion.
"Master," Bai Yu asked the congregation to present the portrait with a smile, "You haven't seen it yet, why do you want to run away?"
"If I see you, will you give me a chance to repent?!?" Le Yibei came out of it, lying face up on the ground, covered with a bowl filled with white jade fragrant rice.Thinking of all the things I have experienced in the past and today, I just want to cry and talk for comfort.
"Since it's all predestined, how can there be such a saying as repentance?" Bai Yu pushed the food aside, spread the scroll on the table and slowly unfolded it.Zuo Hufa Shan Yice also came up to take a look curiously, and then his face immediately became gloomy.
A dead silence filled the room.
Le Yi stuttered a little, after all, this was his lifelong event, and it was impossible to say that he was not curious, "Why, how about it," he swallowed, "He, uh, what does he look like?"
Bai Yu was silent for a rare moment, in the quietness Le Yi's little heart was cold and cold, dying, when the right guardian did not speak directly, most of the time it was because the situation was too tragic and the person involved was too helpless, making this hard-hearted The thousand-year-old bastard couldn't bear it and was full of sympathy.
Le Yi could only close his eyes, and calmly endured death: "You, just speak up, I can accept it."
Bai Yu sighed, "Marry a chicken as a chicken and marry a dog as a dog. What you can expect now is that he will pass away early and give you freedom."
Le Yi:? ! ? ! ?
What the hell did he do in his previous life to do such an unflattering job as the leader of the Demon Cult in this life? ! ?
Le Yi's becoming the leader of the Demon Cult was the result of a huge and long-lasting conspiracy.
The Devil's Cult was once synonymous with evil, but driven by profit, the Devil's Cult gradually began to stop obsessing about making troubles and instead became obsessed with making money. The Devil's Cult has industries all over the world, and the reputation among the people has gradually improved.However, the real fame of the Devil's Cult and becoming a hot topic on the streets of teahouses still had to start over a hundred years ago.
Hundreds of years ago, there was a demon sect leader who got entangled with the martial arts leader, causing chaos in the martial arts world and turning the world upside down.
From east to west, from south to north, wherever you go, there are scenes of bitter scenes, what you don't love me, I don't love you, you love him, he doesn't love you, blood is poured all over the river, you fly I chased and chased after each other, and the single youths were miserable.
The most frightening thing is that these two people's martial arts are so superb that they can't stop them when fighting, and they can't persuade them, and even if they say a few wrong words, they will be beaten together.
The crowd can't wait to poke the dog's eyes. Contemporary martial arts masters can go to the mountains to live in seclusion, and those who can travel to the Western Regions travel to the Western Regions. The rest of them all shook their heads and waved their hands, sighing deeply. At the right time, not only did he not have the chance to be number one in martial arts in this life, but he also had to endure the random slapping of cold dog food on his face every day.
This matter caused a lot of trouble back then, and a lot of news spread among the people, which led to an unprecedented surge of creative enthusiasm among the people.Various storybooks and poems have sprung up like mushrooms, and there are more than 20 versions of novels and romances alone, among which there are a lot of love and violence.
So the leader of the Demon Cult x the leader of the martial arts became the national CP in this way, and it has been popular for so many years.
Later, the leader of the Demon Cult and the leader of the Wulin League both eloped, and the next leader of the Demon Cult and the leader of the Wulin League were full of ambitions and ready to do something big, to get rid of the story of "you are ruthless and unreasonable" when people mention the Devil's Cult and the Wulin League. , to revive the glory of martial arts.
However, the power of the masses is infinite. Facts have proved that as long as the CP is promoted by the masses, God will help, so it usually succeeds.
The next Demon Sect leader and martial arts leader has experienced a series of injuries and only he can save him. There is only one horse to escape, one room to stay in, and one pair of chopsticks to eat. After encountering the life of aphrodisiac, they turned from irreconcilable and swearing to the death to looking at each other in the eye.
If you see the right thing, you will elope. This is the law of the universe.
This will be the case for the next few sessions.
The Devil's Cult and the Wulin League fell into an endless loop like this.
Later, the two parties held the first peace talks without swords and guns since the emergence of Wulin. The atmosphere was good, and the table was full of melon seeds and fruits. All Wulin people discussed solutions to problems while drinking tea.
After talking for three whole days, the problem was not resolved in the end, but instead, the new leader of the Demon Sect and the leader of the martial arts alliance were given a chance to see each other.
Everyone was anxious, but there was nothing they could do.
The members of the Devil's Cult were particularly anxious, and the left and right guardians were so worried that they lost their hair.The Devil's Cult is different from the Martial Arts League. The Martial Arts League is relatively loose, while the Devil's Cult is relatively strict. If the leader of the Martial Arts League flees, the big deal is to choose a new person and give everyone an extra chance to compete on an equal footing.But as long as the leader of the Devil's Cult flees, everything will fall on other people until a new leader is elected. Overtime work will kill countless good young people from the Devil's Cult, and everyone will cry for another leader.
The new leader was elected, and within three years he was about to run away again. Zuo Hufa pointed to the pillar and said that if you want to go out, I will gather [-] congregants and bump their heads to death under this stolen "upright and bright" plaque. Moved, and then rejected their retention.
Zuo Hufa was so angry that he vomited blood, resigned on the spot and went to the countryside to retire.
In order for the re-elected people to stop casually slapping their asses and eloping with the leader of the martial arts, the Demon Sect began to study new methods to solve the problem of frequent change of leaders of the Demon Sect.
First of all, we need to raise an obedient leader, cultivate him from an early age, teach him earnestly, and increase his sense of belonging to the Demon Cult.
Secondly, we must eliminate all opportunities to meet with the leader of the martial arts. If we meet, we will die and leave, and no one else can stop us. There is a precedent for this.
In the end, since they want to succeed no matter what, it is better to let them meet under control when they are adults, and the two sides negotiate to sell the leader and strive for the interests of the devil as much as possible.
Le Yi is one of the victims of this method.
The former leader Li Sanniang and the former martial arts leader Lin Wanyu are living in seclusion in the Tianshan Mountains. You and I are deeply in love with each other. Le Yi is the heir chosen by Li Sanniang. Like Li Sanniang, he also learned cat kung fu.As soon as Li Sanniang left, Le Yi immediately plunged into this kind of tight-paced, hard-working job at the age of 12 without five social insurances and one housing fund. He has been working for eight years now.
Of course the people taught by Li Sanniang are not stupid, but according to what Li Sanniang said, Le Yi knows everything, but he can't live.Under the collusion of Li Sanniang and Bai Yu, Le Yi was favored to become the current innocent, cute and unscheming leader. Every time he ran away from home, he would be caught for a couple of days. He didn't run away with the martial arts leader until he was 20 years old. The congregation are very pleased.
It may also be because there is no particularly powerful person in Wulin Baidao. The position of leader was only obtained by a disciple of the Changshan School known as "Breaking Heaven Blade" three months ago. That person wore a mask during the martial arts competition, and no one knew how old he was. what it looks like.
Bai Yu, the guardian of the right who oppressed him since he was a child, knew that this was probably Le Yi's fate, so he ordered the disciples of the Eagle Department to use all means to find the portrait of that person.Le Yi didn't want to, and he couldn't beat Bai Yu, let alone the single-minded policy who was only selected to be the left protector a few months ago, so he had no choice but to accept his fate.
But now that he saw the portrait, even if he didn't want this life, he would run away.
There is no other reason, but because this year's martial arts leader is really, really ugly! ! !Too ugly to look straight at!With small eyes, crooked mouth, flat nose, and a big mole on his face, there is an urge to suffocate when looking at the portrait!If day by day is relative, I'm afraid I will shorten my lifespan!
In this way, Le Yi struggled for a long time to make up his mind, collected a small bag, bypassed the person Bai Yu sent to watch him, and climbed the window into Shan Yice's room in the middle of the night.
Shan Yice was still reading, and when he saw him coming, he put on his coat and put down the book. Le Yi took a deep breath, ah, Zuo Hufa is still good-looking, and he looks so good in underwear without tied hair, wash his eyes.
"Not asleep yet?" Shan Yice took out a plate of walnut cakes from the cover next to him with ease, "Eat less, it's sweet."
"Ah Ce," Le Yi felt wronged and took a piece, but didn't eat it, "Let's run away!"
Shan Yice coughed, as if trying to hide something, "You don't want to get involved with the leader of the martial arts?"
Le Yi stuffed walnut cakes into his mouth, and swore to the sky with his fingers, "I absolutely don't want to have anything to do with this kind of feudal arranged marriage partner! I don't want to ride a horse and live in the same room with the martial arts leader places to even eat any of his cakes!"
Shan Yice coughed again, "Where do you want to go now?"
"There is no specific goal. As an optimistic person like me, it doesn't matter how long I can hide." Le Yi ate another piece.
Shan Yice raised his eyebrows, "I have a place to go."
Le Yi nodded, hmmmm.
An hour later, the members of the Eagle Department scrambled to knock on Bai Yu's door.
"The right protector! It's not good! It's not good! The leader ran away with the left protector! We had no choice but to take the portrait to find it, but found that we took the wrong portrait yesterday! The bastard martial arts leader! We owe the kitchen 35 dishes Walnut Crisp, pretending to be Guardian Zuo and running away with the leader! We have worked so hard for so many years, and he abducted the leader without working! The bastard martial arts leader is not human! Give me back the leader!"
Bai Yu: "...you are so capable, why don't you go out and sell leather bags on the street."
tbc
Shan Yice: The walnut cake is the main food of your teacher, so it can't be counted on me, right? ?
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