A follow-up report on the emotional issues of the leader of the Demon Cult

"Master! It's not good! The free-range chicken on the top of the mountain was picked up by a weasel!"

"Master! It's not good! The ducks in the stream flowed away!" The Stork disciples crawled and rolled.

"Master! It's bad! The Chinese cabbage in the valley was crushed by a wild boar!" The Falcon disciple stepped on his face and landed on the ground in front of Bai Yu's toes.

For the first time in his life when he was less than 30 years old, Bai Yu had such a strong desire to resign and retire.Retirement is not enough. Before retiring, a big event needs to be made to make the whole martial arts, white and underworld chaos, so that he can make tea and listen to the rain and eat snacks, and at the same time enjoy life contentedly thinking about Le Yi and Shan Yice's desperation.

But now this Demon Cult is really worrisome. If he runs away, his congregants dare to distribute his portraits throughout the Central Plains, and they will cry when they are caught. The news of the heartbroken man, after making up and making up, might even put a green grassland on top of his head.

This kind of reputation-defaming thing, the former Right Guardian and the current leader of the Demon Sect would definitely not do it, not to mention his reputation is not very good.

Ever since Le Yi and Shan Yice ran away, and the position of leader of the martial arts alliance fell to Li Zixi, everyone knew that this year's leader was chasing the leader hard.Bai Yu's exposure was not low in the past. Many people knew that he was the right protector. Now everyone has heard about his promotion to the leader of the martial arts. Now, even if Bai Yu goes down the mountain to eat a meal and go shopping, the aunt will pull him to ask Asking east and west, earnestly paying attention to his love life.

After being called "Xiaobai Xiaobai" for several days, Bai Yu got a headache.After being asked hundreds of times, "When will your good deeds be completed?", every muscle in Bai Yu's body ached.

What's more, after the leader of Le Yi, who is on the same IQ line as the congregation, left, it will be even more difficult for Bai Yu to manage the sect.

"In normal times," Le Yi sighed, "have you ever encountered such a thing?"

"I have encountered it." The congregation nodded.

"Then you can solve it now as you usually do." Bai Yu waved his sleeves, not wanting to talk to them.

"We usually find the leader to solve it!" The congregation fell into memory.

"In the past, the leader would catch weasels."

"Catch the duck."

"Catch the boar."

"Catch the cat."

"Catch the dog."

"Catch the big turnip that rolled down the mountain."

Bai Yu knew in his heart, what use are you trash, no wonder Le Yi often runs around in dirty clothes.

As the name suggests, Bai Yu is good-looking, and his clothes are spotless. It is impossible for him to catch him, "Then go catch it yourself."

The congregation was very embarrassed, "Master, we people, three-legged cat kung fu, can make money, but it's really not good to catch these."

Bai Yu: "...You can't even catch a duck, how did you get into teaching in the first place?!"

Congregation A: "I can raise ducks."

Congregation B: "I can grow vegetables."

Congregation C: "I can dance street dance."

Congregation D: "I can play the tambourine."

Bai Yu felt that the ZTE Demon Cult was hopeless, so he was going to kneel in the ancestral hall.Feel the warmth of ancestors.

In the end, it was Bai Yu who ran up three hills, his body covered in thatch and grass in a mess, a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right, and a big wild boar on his back. Looking at the gate of the church, the door was locked, and the lights were brightly lit with laughter and laughter. He was the only one left alone to climb the gate and fell down twice. Fortunately, the congregation guarding the gate also went to drink and eat meat. Should be sad or happy.

hiring!Finally returned to the room exhausted, only to find that everyone had gone out to play, Bai Yu slapped the table and made up his mind to recruit people!Not only to recruit people!Also recruit good-looking and good at fighting!

Bai Yu's action style, of course, does what he says.

First of all, several people were sent down to post notices, with the address of the Demon Cult written on it, and the big "talent-only promotion", "everyone who goes up the mountain will get five taels of silver", these conditions seem to be comparable to those of ancient sages.Bai Yuzhi sat complacently in the lobby and waited, feeling that the Devil's Cult turned around today.

As a result, it was posted for three days and three nights, but no one came up.

Bai Yu was puzzled, so he went to the foot of the mountain to catch someone to ask, and got the answer "No matter how good your martial arts is, you are afraid of climbing nine hundred stairs".

Bai Yu was angry, and after much deliberation, he sent someone to set up a stall at the foot of the mountain.

After two weeks, the congregation crawled back with bitter faces and told Bai Yu that no one applied for the job.

"What's the matter?!" Bai Yu almost dropped his teacup, "Don't ask them to climb the mountain and give them back money, is it so difficult to recruit someone now?!"

The congregation scratched their heads, "It's not too difficult, but... just no one believes that we are a demon sect."

Bai Yu rolled his eyes in anger.

Since you want people to believe it, you need to make things big and make your name famous.

Bai Yu thought about it, and finally decided to set up a stage in Wuzhou, the most prosperous city nearby, to recruit people through martial arts competitions. Whoever is the most powerful will come, and the annual salary will be 3000 taels, and the devil will buy benefits and insurance. If you do a good job, you can get a promotion and a raise. , reaching the pinnacle of life is just around the corner.

After the table was set up, Bai Yu went over to take a look, and felt that he would not be able to be the leader of the sect, and if he continued to be the leader, he would suffer from cerebral thrombosis at a young age.

"Please explain to me," Bai Yu's voice trembled with anger, "What is the meaning of this big sign for martial arts recruiting, the two big red flowers next to it, and the car tied with red satin?"

"The former leader used martial arts to recruit relatives," the congregation explained, pointing to the obviously added word "jin", "this set of things, don't waste it, we used that cart to pull things over."

Seeing that Bai Yu didn't speak, someone added complacently from behind, "Now the entire Central Plains knows that the master of the sect will compete in martial arts to recruit relatives... Bah, there are so many people coming to the martial arts competition, and there are not enough inns in Wuzhou recently."

Bai Yu already knew what it would be like, he thought about it, and then decided not to ask how many men came.

Three days later, the arena started with drums and gongs.

People from several surrounding states and counties all gathered around the arena, whistling and snapping their fingers. Bai Yu's face turned black when he stood beside him, and someone next to him called "melon seeds drink cold spring water" and told him to lift it up. leg.

The people in the ring had already started fighting, and Bai Yu made the rule that the people above would randomly fight the last one who was left and no one was willing to challenge him to come on stage.Only in this way can we fully select good blanks, so as to prevent him from appearing familiar again and again on stage, and others will spread rumors about him.

And seeing that the arena is full of men, Bai Yu was a little depressed.

So he ate melon seeds and sat on the second floor of a restaurant far away, waiting, watching the swords and swords come and go. Finally, the sun was setting and he took hundreds of naps before hearing the applause gradually stopped.

"Ah?" Bai Yu got up in a daze, and the melon seeds fell to the ground, "It's over, who's left?"

The congregation falters and haws.

"Tell me?" Bai Yu stretched his muscles, "Which one is convinced by others?"

"Master of the Martial Arts Alliance." The congregation said truthfully.

Bai Yu almost blurted out the sentence "Fuck your mother", and twisted his neck when he turned his head and clicked quickly.The right protector grinned and rubbed for a long time, and ran downstairs while rubbing, "Let's go, let's retreat, that mother-in-law, we can't leave tonight when he comes."

Then he bumped into someone.

The one or two hundred people downstairs who had followed closely to watch the fun took a deep breath.

"Yu'er." The current martial arts leader Li Zixi looked at him with a smile.

"Ayu!" Le Yi stood next to Shan Yice in Changshan school clothes and waved to him. Bai Yu regretted that he had hurt this obsessive thing for nothing, "We are here to care about your lifelong affairs!"

Bai Yu: "Take care of your own affairs first and don't mess around with it."

Le Yi fled and hid behind Shan Yice, and was led out of the battlefield by his martial arts leader.

So there were only the two of them left in the lobby of the restaurant.

Everyone else stepped back to watch.

Bai Yu and Li Zixi confront each other.

"If you miss me again," Bai Yu said coldly, "I'll kneel down on the spot and recognize you as my godmother."

Li Zixi didn't see that Bai Yu could still do the deeds of a gentleman dressed like a beast, but when he saw that the whole of Li was in trouble, his head was full of persuading him to go with him, and he couldn't even utter a few words.

"Uh..." After thinking for a long time, Li Zixi saw that Bai Yu had no desire to chat, so he could only speak first, "I want to ask you a question..."

"If you haven't loved before, save Le Yi first." Bai Yu didn't even raise his eyelids.

"...I want to ask the music that this restaurant plays is very nice, what's its name." Li Zixi found the steps for herself.

"Slow down and ask about suicide." Bai Yu was completely indifferent.

"... "

"... "

The two were silent for a while.

"Leader is okay, I'll take a step first," Bai Yu pulled his legs and walked around, "There will be no time after the change of mountains and rivers."

"and many more."

Bai Yu didn't stop for half a step until Li Zixi grabbed his sleeve.

"Yu'er," Li Zixi started to play the emotional card according to the arrangement before, "You, you still remember the time when Changze Lake..."

"I don't remember!" Bai Yu replied abruptly. It was a dark history in his black history. When he was young, he was good-looking and thought it was okay to wear clothes that looked like girl dolls. On the contrary, he was more likable and brought him a lot of convenience. Now Thinking of it, I can't wait to kill everyone who knows about it.

But this dog still mentions it every day, not only mentioning it, but also looking for places with many people to mention it, so many times, every time Bai Yu told him to shut up, he never shut up.

"Yu'er, I have been thinking about you for many years, since the day I saw your demeanor, I have never forgotten it." Of course Li Zixi still ignored him, "I don't know that after all these years, you... you have joined the Demon Sect and become the guardian of the right... "

"Then you are very disappointed in me and don't want to see me anymore?" Bai Yu was full of expectation.

"I think you are not as pretty as when you were young," Li Zixi blushed inexplicably, "but you are also very cute."

Bai Yu rolled his dead fish eyes, "Brother, what do you want me to do to give up the idea of ​​letting me return to martial arts integrity?"

"I don't want you to return to martial arts integrity now," Li Zixi said seriously, "You are my first love, and now I want to have a date with you."

"Let's talk about returning to the righteousness of martial arts," Bai Yu said, "Anyway, I don't want to take care of this demon sect anymore."

"Why don't you want to be friends with me so much?" Li Zixi's face was hurt, "Why?"

"Because you like Ayu wearing women's clothes!" Le Yi couldn't stand it anymore, and hid behind Shan Yice and shouted, "He doesn't like people mentioning that he wears women's clothes!"

The onlookers outside all gave a meaningful oh.

Bai Yu rolled up his sleeves and rushed over on the spot, "Le Yi, you are fucking dying, aren't you?! Come here and let your grandpa teach you how to behave!!"

Li Zixi was stunned for a second just now, seeing that Bai Yu was going to make a move, he rushed up to stop him, "If you have something to say, don't do it, don't do it..."

Then he turned his head and said to Bai Yu, "You don't look conspicuous in women's clothes, you look good, don't be shy!"

Everyone made another sound of understanding.

Bai Yu's fist greeted his eyes.

Shan Yice lamented that every martial arts leader would have this moment.

Li Zixi bent over, covered his eyes and gasped. Bai Yu didn't want to hit him so hard, but now he felt a little embarrassed. He wanted to look back at his injury but felt embarrassed, and it didn't look like him to turn around and leave.Bai Yu hesitated for a while, and finally patted the martial arts leader's shoulder lightly, "Hey, are you okay?"

Li Zixi squeezed out a smile, "...It's okay, just wait, I can't see it now."

Bai Yu was taken aback, "I didn't use much strength?" He hurried up to push Li Zixi's hand away to look into his eyes, "Can you make it, you really hurt me?"

Li Zixi successfully got a breath away from Bai Yu himself, and gave him a thumbs up behind him.

Shan Yice: Routine routine, admiration.

"Yu'er... Do we still fight now?" Li Zixi pretended to be weak and said, "Don't you still want to recruit people?""

"Hiring someone," Bai Yu tugged at his wrist and pulled him out, "Let me find someone first..."

"Then isn't this martial arts competition..." Li Zixi continued to pretend.

"You're the only one talking nonsense," Bai Yu replied impatiently, "Shut your mouth and walk around."

Shan Yice: Acting school, admiration.

So in the storybook, there is a common answer about how the leader of the demon sect and the leader of the martial arts got into a relationship:

Set up a ring to compete in martial arts to recruit a good son-in-law

After that, the Devil's Cult never held a job fair again.

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