Cultivating immortals is worse than engaging in foundations [System]

The sky was dim, and the thin twilight spilled into the humble house through the window screens, reflecting a slim figure on the wall.

It looked like a pure-looking man, sitting cross-legged on the bed, with a melancholy expression, and his beautiful eyebrows were slightly frowned, making people feel sorry for him when they saw him.

It's just that the beauty's body and face are covered with bruises, bruises and bruises, she is pitiful.I don't know what kind of incomprehensible person is, but he has such a murderous hand on the beauty Rusi.

Su Gui only sighed faintly.Just now, he successfully scared away his maid with his wild Armstrong 360-degree maneuvering foot-picking technique.

It's just a simple foot-picking. People in this world are superficial!How superficial!

Well, the world?

Su Gui blinked, trying hard to recall why he fell into this situation.

Su Gui was originally a good young man in the 21st century on earth, maybe he wasn't so good, because he was a weirdo who wrote Tanmei texts at a basic point.Su Gui, who was furious due to his frequent attacks on the street, couldn't help but write a newspaper article, and his anger surged on the keyboard, full of beautiful and beautiful chapters.

The male protagonist Xu Biexi is the unfavored young master of a small family in Guixi Town. Every day is bullied and bullied and bullied.

However, this is a newspaper article.

After becoming a tyrant in the small town, the male protagonist began to walk out of the town gate to the world. At his first stop, he met the small cannon fodder of the Wuji Sect, successfully slapped him in the face, and blocked the Wuji Sect to prepare for the slap in the face.

Reader: ⊙▽⊙

The male protagonist has become the elder Ke Qing of the Wuji Sect by virtue of force, holding real power, he has been lurking in the sect for a period of time, and decided to destroy them from the spiritual world.

Reader: ⊙ω⊙

So the male protagonist abused his power, calling in one or two young disciples to "teach" himself every day.location, bed.

Reader: ⊙_⊙

After going through untold hardships, the hero finally corrupted the sect successfully, and the Promise Sect was renamed the Hehuan Sect, and the hero also retired after completing the work, and died happily on the big carved bed in the main hall.

reader:……

Readers: (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

The newspaper office is cool for a while, and the crematorium is late at night.The combined power of countless otaku's grievances is astonishing, so Su Gui transmigrated, transmigrating into Xu Biexi, the coquettish bitch in his book who is always in the air.

I can't wait to kneel down and beg the reader's father to forgive me.

In fact, it's nothing to wear a book, and he is a male protagonist who can live every day, thinking about it is a bit sour.But the bad thing is that Su Gui crossed over a second before the male lead exploded.

So Su Gui, the current male protagonist who failed to explode, was beaten up and went home crying.

What's the difference between a male protagonist who can't explode and a salted fish? !Is it more generous? !

To be honest, the beating was also done by Su Gui himself. Originally, he was just making fun of him, but he went up and started to rage: "This is my first novel, you know? I just ask you if you are afraid! Are you afraid! Are you afraid! "

The batterer vividly explained his bravery and fearlessness with his fists and feet.

Su Gui looked down at the colorful cover of the culprit, on which were written rows of recommendations in red:

The sadomasochistic love of a generation of ascension gods!

Men will be silent when they see it!Women will cry when they see it!

Finished reading with tears in my eyes, ten books that I have to read in my life!

"Just say that people will not die if they don't work..."

Su Gui, the master author who has successfully become popular in another world, sneered, touched his scarred beauty's face distressedly, then sighed faintly, and lay back on the bed, who knew that he was watching helplessly. Things fell out of nowhere.

Su Gui: "!!!"

The thing fell so fast that he didn't have time to dodge it, and he was hit right on the ground. The thing landed on his stomach, and it didn't hurt, it just went in.

Su Gui was so terrified at the moment, he quickly sat up, took off his clothes and looked at his belly.I saw a yellow bird pattern on the white belly, stupid, with a long lock of hair on the head, bright red mouth, round eyes, really cute.

It's just that this position... is a bit too low, right?

Su Gui frowned slightly, looking at the chick sitting on his lower abdomen as if it had just crawled out of his obscene pants, he couldn't help but reach out and poke it, it was flat like a tattoo, but not too domineering .

Could this be my golden finger?

Su Gui was thinking about it, but the chicken pattern suddenly moved, turning into a chicken with a wrinkled face, and cried out, "You poked my eye!"

Su Gui was taken aback, and half-raised his hands helplessly, staring at the little chick as if he was watching some scourge, and stammered, "You, what are you?"

Chick squinted his eyes half-closed in disdain, and shouted in a childish voice: "I am a staff member of the Readers' Rights and Interests Protection Association—the Raiders System Chirp! Because the novels you serialized in Jidian have aroused great enthusiasm among readers." Big dissatisfaction, based on the feedback from the readers, we decided to let you dress up as your hero to finish the plot, so as to appease the readers' anger tweet!"

Su Gui's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "Why! How can this kind of ghost story work!"

Xiaoji showed contemptuous eyes in a very humane way, "You also know that this is a ghost plot!"

Su Gui: "..." Well, he is not qualified to speak.

"Then I don't have a burst seed now, how can I enter the Promise Sect?"

"Chirp..." Xiaoji was also a little embarrassed, "You wait for me to ask Chirp!" After finishing speaking, she closed her small round eyes, and Ren Sugui didn't respond to what she said.

After a while, Xiaoji opened his eyes again, and said confidently: "It's solved. I also won a welfare chirp for you!"

Su Gui's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said, "What benefits?"

"We changed the protagonist's name, so you can call him Su Gui from now on, isn't it very humane!"

"..."

It's completely useless!

Su Gui looked at the sky with a heartbroken heart, decided not to follow its common knowledge, and instead asked a crucial question.

"Can you change places?"

Your position embarrasses me!

The little chicken held its little wings in its mouth, and sucked them twice noisily, and the little black bean looked innocently, "Go any further? You can't let me go there!"

"..."

Su Gui suppressed the prehistoric power that was about to move, and didn't want to pay attention to this annoying thing at all!Pit!Spicy chicken system!

The little chick still narcissistically thought that Su Gui would like him so much because of his beauty, so he squealed hard to find his presence, "You name me Chiu! What's my name Chiu?"

"It's called spicy chicken!"

Su Gui gathered his clothes together, fell asleep, and made up his mind to ignore this chattering chicken system.

Sleeping until dawn, the sun had already climbed to the middle of the sky, swaying the golden dandruff generously, Su Gui covered it with his hands, and looked out the window.

"What's so noisy?"

Little Chick made a speech enthusiastically, "Our remedy is here!"

Su Gui put on his clothes and got out of bed, and walked out of the courtyard. Sure enough, seeing people's heads surging, they all rushed to the main courtyard.

It seems that the Promise Sect has come to accept disciples?

Seeing a large number of aunts and uncles rushing past, Su Gui sighed with emotion. He looked at the people's ability to watch the excitement, brushed his loose long hair, and showed a proud and helpless smile.

Unfortunately, that's the end of it.

Because they are here for me!

Su Gui secretly felt refreshed, and walked leisurely, when he arrived at the main courtyard, he heard the clear and clear voice of the disciples of the Wuji Sect.

"I, Wuji Sect, came here today because I heard that everyone in the Xu family has extraordinary skills, so I came here to ask for one—"

Su Gui used all his energy and shouted: "Me!"

"—the cook."

"... Huh?" Su Gui blinked, and the focus of the crowd's eyes was suddenly submerged by water, at a loss, while maintaining an elegant smile, he howled crazily in his heart, "Cook?! Are you fucking kidding me?" Nah!!"

The little chick shrank his neck and didn't dare to make a sound, covering his ears and pretending that he couldn't hear the host's voice.

The Promise Sect disciple smiled slightly at Su Gui, and said gently, "In that case, please show me, little brother."

Immediately, someone brought up all kinds of kitchen utensils, including vegetables and meat. The Wuji Sect disciple smiled slightly, "Please."

Su Gui walked forward with a smile on his face, but under the seemingly calm appearance, he was showing off his skills crazily!Orchid knife skills, coir raincoat knife skills, just the process of cutting vegetables is dazzling.

The subsequent cooking process is even more gorgeous. The pot is shaken and the fire comes in turn, and then the fire is turned off and the plate is served, and a plate of fragrant Gong Bao San Ding comes out of the pot.

At the end, Su Gui carved a few small flowers out of carrots to adorn it.

The disciple of the Wuji Sect had already shocked Su Gui's brilliant knife skills and shaking pots to the point of being speechless. Then he lowered his head to look at the small plate of dishes in front of him, and quickly scooped up a full spoonful of soup with a spoon. The juice was connected, and the disciple couldn't wait to stuff the spoon into his mouth. What was the feeling at that moment?

It’s as if the fish jumped into the sky, the birds got into the bottom of the water, and everything in the world turned upside down in an instant. The strange and gorgeous ending, the crispy texture of the peanuts when they are crushed, the softness of the meat, and the intimacy when the teeth are embedded in the cucumber ...

Didn't you time travel to the home of a small Chinese master!There are so many scenes to eat a palace explosion!

Su Guimu interrupted the little disciple's intoxicated recitation with a straight face, "Can you eat well?"

Is it mentally ill to recite while eating?The food in my mouth is almost spraying out! !

The little disciple regained his senses in an instant, and a bright red cloud appeared on his face, whether it was from shame or excitement, he stretched out his finger and pointed at Su Gui, his eyes flooded, and he shouted:

"It's you! Come back and cook with me!"

Su Gui wiped his face, and heard his helpless response.

"Good good."

Why can't this damn child finish his meal before talking!

The author has something to say:

Ahhh new pit!This time it's Su Shuang la la la!Open the pit three times today, please collect it from the cuties!