Cultivating immortals is worse than engaging in foundations [System]

"What the hell?! Cough... no, what did you say?"

Su Gui glared at him, with obvious doubts about Lu Miannian on his face. Lu Miannian looked at him and said seriously, "Even if you and I are husband and wife, I will never treat you badly. Then we can hold a double cultivation ceremony, what do you think?"

"..."

Su Gui lifted half of his lips in disgust, and said as tactfully as possible: "It doesn't seem to be all that bad."

Lu Miannian lowered his eyes slightly, and his tone seemed a little disappointed, which made people feel worried for him, "What did I do to make you dissatisfied?"

Su Gui smirked at him, "How could that be?"

"Then why don't you want to become a Taoist partner with me?"

"Ah... this, this is because... because..." Su Gui scratched his head, and simply smashed the jar, "To tell you the truth, I don't like you."

He thought that Lu Miannian would give up on his own accord after he finished speaking, but unexpectedly, Lu Miannian chuckled and said helplessly, "Yes, that's true." But his eyes could almost be called... doting?

Su Gui looked stunned, but fortunately, the little spicy chicken still retained the function of communicating in his brain after he had a physical body, allowing Su Gui to complain to his heart's content.

"Does he think I like him? Are you sure? I... No, why does he think I like him! Why?! His face is too big!"

The little spicy chicken calmly reminded him: "Strategy plan, eighteen. Forbidden."

Mosaics flashed across Su Gui's mind, and it was the first time that he truly felt what it meant to say "facts speak louder than words".

"..."

Lu Miannian smiled slightly, and said softly, "Don't be afraid, you and I still have one month, which is probably enough."

Su Gui also raised his head and smiled wryly, "Ha..."

What the hell did he do!

Lu Miannian approached him, he was taller than Su Gui, so when Su Gui could only show his shoulders, he could show his entire chest, the jade white color was not weak, and the two cornels on it were facing Su Gui's head slowly. Slowly approaching, he successfully evoked some dirty memories in Su Gui's mind.

Su Gui: "..."

So sad.

Lu Miannian didn't notice at all, but her earlobe was slightly red, and she said coldly, "Rub my back for me."

Su Gui: "I refuse."

Then he succumbed to the boss's force, pursed his mouth aggrievedly, put both hands on Lu Miannian's back, and rubbed them passively and casually.It's not so much a back rub, it's more like a flirt!

Lu Miannian was touched by him with enthusiasm, couldn't help but turned around and grabbed his hand to prevent him from doing more mischief, and said with a slightly annoyed face, "Go up and wait."

Su Gui felt as if he had received an amnesty, and hurriedly climbed ashore with a chicken on his back and a sword on his back, and hurriedly put on his clothes.

Lu Miannian turned his face away uncomfortably, sighed helplessly, and also came out of the spring. He dressed more efficiently and elegantly than Su Gui, with a slight lift of his arms, his posture was graceful and calm. .

It's just that the comparison between the two in this state always makes people feel a little strange.

The little spicy chicken covered her eyes and grinned her yellow beak, "I have no eyes to see Chirp... Tsk!"

Su Gui finally put on his clothes, spat at the little spicy chicken, "shut up", then turned his gaze to Lu Miannian, squeezed his fingers, and said hesitantly, "Well... I want to tell you something."

Lu Miannian said: "Yeah." After a pause, he continued: "You and I will be Taoist couples next month, you can tell me anything you want."

I don't know from which little story book I read some kind of damn law of love.

Su Gui was silent for a while, ignored his words, touched his chin and said, "That's right, when I strayed into the back mountain a month ago, I met an old man who claimed to be a Taoist with a strange face. He seems to have a dual personality? Hmm... In short, can you eliminate or seal his current personality?"

Lu Miannian nodded lightly and said, "It happened a month ago, why are you talking about it now?"

Su Gui was stopped by his question, scratched his head and didn't know how to answer, he hesitated and said: "This...his previous personality...tsk, it's okay."

Lu Miannian's heart moved, as if he felt the guidance of heaven in the dark, he doubted: "The previous personality was also an old man?"

Su Gui didn't know why he suddenly asked such a question, and felt panicked for no reason, hesitatingly said: "Probably not... it should be... um, young man."

Lu Miannian almost sneered, "Young man?"

Su Gui nodded hesitantly, and a sense of guilt suddenly surged in his heart. He felt inexplicably ashamed and uneasy that his husband cheated on him and was caught by his wife. "Then what's the matter? Why are you asking this!"

Lu Miannian said coldly, "I'm looking to see if you have sex with someone."

"..." Su Gui was anxious and angry, and couldn't help raising his voice: "You, you are sick!" Then he stretched out his hand and pushed him on the shoulder, and ran out angrily.

He didn't dare to stay any longer, even though he knew that there was a new version of the strange-faced Taoist in the courtyard and he had to go back, but Lu Miannian would follow soon, so there was nothing to be afraid of.

Su Gui stepped into the courtyard door with peace of mind, and then saw the strange-faced Taoist sitting leisurely on the stone table in the courtyard drinking wine. Su Gui took a deep breath, and walked over to prepare to use his own intelligence to make false claims with him.

The strange-faced Taoist put down his wine glass and turned to look at him, with raised eyebrows, clear and open eyes, a frivolous smile on his lips, slightly raised chin, his voice was hoarse but not deep and old-fashioned.At this moment, he was staring at Su Gui, complaining in his mouth, "Where have you been? You couldn't find anyone for a long time."

Su Gui stared at him with his mouth wide open, and stretched out his index finger "you you you" in disbelief for a long time.The strange-faced Taoist stretched out his hand to hold his index finger, and said impatiently: "You, you, how can I recruit you?"

Su Gui said: "No, it's not..." The timing of your coming out is not right!

He was anxious, and quickly said: "No, no, you hide quickly, I think about it, I think about it, ah...under the bed! Hurry up!"

The strange-faced Taoist stared at him, "Why are you crazy?"

"Yes, Gui'er, why are you panicking?"

Su Gui was first disgusted by the "cold and noble" "Guier", and turned his head to look, it was Lu Miannian, who was recognized by the sect as the cold and unsmiling Sect Master Lu Miannian.

It's just that he doesn't have any dusty temperament at the moment, although his face is still calm and his posture is dignified, but the very sour "Gui'er" completely ruined this illusion.

At this time, who is the master of the sect in front of Su Gui?It was clearly an old vinegar jar that had been turned over in the backyard!

The Taoist with a strange face was also taken aback for a moment, and quickly retorted: "This is Sect Master Lu? Ah, I often hear us Su Gui mentioning that you are old!"

Lu Miannian smiled lightly, as if he didn't hear the ridicule about his age by the strange-faced Taoist, and said very gracefully: "Senior joked, Gui'er can't help it."

The strange-faced Taoist twitched his brows, clapped his hands and sighed: "Yes, he always complains to me about how sad and boring Zong Li is, and he must be really depressed. But seeing Sect Master Lu today, he is really well-dressed , I can’t see the appearance of a beast at all.”

Lu Miannian looked around Su Gui's face, and said again: "He is just a child with a temper, he is not usually like this, he always likes to make snacks for me."

"Snacks?" The strange-faced Taoist raised his chin slightly, and said proudly as if he was holding the winning ticket: "He won't make this for me, but I don't know where he got the royal family's special offering, called Laotan Sauerkraut Beef Noodles, and cook it for me every day eat."

"Oh?" Lu Miannian glanced at Su Gui with a half-smile, "Senior is talking about the instant noodles that are popular in the sect recently? It's just a trick to fool people."

The strange-faced Taoist immediately threw Sen Han a slap at Su Gui.

Su Gui raised his hand to cover his face, he couldn't bear the pain, "I, I'm going to the toilet..."

"I'll accompany you."

"I'll accompany you."

in unison.The two looked at each other with a smile on their faces, the strange-faced Taoist raised his hand and grabbed Su Gui's shoulder, secretly exerting force with his fingers, but smiled softly on his face, "Yes, don't hold back."

Su Gui nodded with a mournful face, turned around and walked towards the latrine with heavy steps. There were two cold gazes behind him, and there was a faint murderous look, which made him feel like a light on his back, and he wished he could collapse on the ground immediately.

When they reached the door of the hut, the two couldn't help but fight again.

Lu Miannian said, "Guier, what do you think of this place?"

The Taoist with a strange face said: "I don't know who is so boring? It turns out that it is Lu Zongzhu's leisure."

Lu Miannian said, "Who makes Gui'er like it?"

Su Gui rushed into the latrine and closed the door tightly. He was so smelly that he almost staggered and fell down. He quickly covered his mouth and nose, and stood on tiptoe vigorously in order to breathe more fresh air.

To be honest, the outside is really scary!He would rather suffer the stench here than go out and face two suddenly crazy guys outside!

"Chicken...what is my fate..."

The little spicy chicken has long been smelled so bad that she can hardly take care of herself, she rolled her eyes and trembled: "You...fate...criminal...chrysanthemum...flower...ah..."

Su Gui finally shed tears of pain.

"Chicken, I absolutely should have never betrayed my purity for a ghost mission... If there is an afterlife, please be a quiet chicken and appear on my dining table."

The little spicy chicken came back from a dying illness, and gave him a big ear scratcher on the spot. He was so angry that he couldn't even speak human words, and just kept shouting: "Tweet, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!" what a nice word.

Su Gui sighed faintly, full of determination to die, opened the door decisively and walked out, then petrified instantly.

"you--"

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Suddenly want to stand their 3 - cough!

Get ahead of schedule today!I actually coded two thousand and three in one and a half hours!The pinnacle of life!Good night, Bihart~