Just give birth to pickles

The man was very thin, his fingers were well-knit, and his temperament looked very comfortable.

But the situation in front of him is really a prolapsed wild horse, which can run out of anyone's brain circuit and rush towards the cliff without thinking about it.Sitting on the toilet, Li Si covered his crotch with both hands, and looked in surprise at this calm-looking man who kicked open the toilet door just a second ago and lowered his legs.

Li Si and him looked at each other in blank dismay, and before they had time to say anything, the other party began to undress him.Damn, are perverts so bold now?Li Si's face changed with fright, he rushed out with his pants in one hand, you asked him why he didn't put them on, can he wipe his butt in front of that person?

The man didn't stop him, so Li Si quickly got into another toilet door. After finishing his hygiene, he just wanted to open the door, but the door was kicked open by that man again.Nima, what is the quality of this door.That's right, it's just a matter of time to fight to the death.Li Si raised his head, and found that the other party had already stripped off his upper body, and he was undoing his belt. Li Si kicked him in the waist, but inexplicably, he seemed to be bounced by something, and fell directly on the back of his head. on the ground.

He clutched the back of his head in pain, the man raised one foot, pulled out the trouser leg, and then lifted the other, the smooth thighs shone into his eyes, and he panicked. He stepped back and said, "Brother, is there some misunderstanding between this?"

"I've been looking for you for a long time, and I can't be wrong."

"I have never done anything harmful to society, I swear! If you want money, you can discuss it... Can you not be hard?"

"You can't remember anything?" The thin man asked suspiciously, then turned around and showed his back in front of Li Si.Li Si saw that he still had tattoos on his body, but it seemed wrong?How crooked the tattoo is, it seems to be Chinese characters.

From the butterfly bone down to the thigh, the tattoo is engraved: "Li Si is here for a visit."

Li Si and his little friends were stunned, how could they engrave such things on others.The man said: "You carved it on my body when you were traveling in Chongshan when you were a child. You made me unable to raise my head in front of my kind. This character is uglier than those on other bamboos."

Li Si's head was confused, and he still didn't understand what he was talking about.

That person gave Li Si a disgusted look, then slowly blurred and turned into a bamboo.Wen San remembered that he had carved this thing with a knife on a bamboo tree. "Yes...I'm sorry, really, I was young at that time, what do you want now?"

"I plan to travel here on your body." The bamboo turned into a human form again.

Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility.Please do not graffiti in the scenic area!

The author has something to say:

If you have too many brains, if you don’t write, you will be knocked to the ground.yeah!

In the first story, the author was stimulated by seeing a picture of a small bamboo grove where one does not know whether it is Du Fu’s former residence or Li Bai’s former residence, and all XXs visited here.Nima learned from the pain and wrote this article.