Just give birth to pickles

I asked my cousin why he didn't have a girlfriend until now.

He flipped through the novel I put on the computer desk, and asked me why the illustration shows two men hugging each other?

I blushed a little and snatched the book away.

He said, "Oh, I see, rotten girl, right? Don't watch this kind of stuff from now on."

I was ashamed and angry, eager to maintain my dignity, so I shouted at him, "Why can't you read this kind of book? What do you mean?"

He smoked a cigarette and said to me, "It's nothing interesting, I just think it's all written in nonsense."

Later, he told me a story.According to him, the protagonist of the story is a friend in the dormitory next door. That friend’s nickname is Big Foot. It is said that he got this nickname because he wore a size 7 shoe when he was 38 years old. He should take care of his feet, don't grow them, otherwise he will have no shoes to wear.

Dazuo usually doesn't play games in the dormitory, doesn't join any clubs, and his grades are average. He spends a lot of time doing part-time jobs.He works as a tutor on weekends, sells instant noodles in supermarkets during the winter and summer vacations, and even finds a part-time job that is not serious even when he is in class. You can get fifty cents for scanning one.

One day the school held a job fair, and he happened to have no class in the afternoon, so he ran to the square to scan this.There is only 2G network in the square, the network is not good, and there is no prize for others to scan the QR code for him, and he is worried that he is a scammer, so he wandered there for half an hour, but no one was willing to help him, and he himself was a little frustrated. A list of QR codes, sitting on the edge of a flower bed.

After resting enough, he stood up and looked around, just in time to see a group of boys walking outside the venue. He felt that since they were all ready to go out, they should not disturb their job hunting, so he went up to meet them.

"Sorry to bother you, I'm working part-time, can you scan a QR code for me? Scanning this QR code will bring up a WeChat interface, add friends, and reply to my job number 02. .This WeChat account is a public platform for posting part-time or full-time information, and it may give you some references for employment." His tone of voice was already the most sincere he could do.

Some of the boys in that group took out their mobile phones to look at the Internet and put them back in their pockets, and some pushed the people next to them to scan, all of them seemed a little reluctant.Only one person turned on his phone, scanned the QR code, and stood there.This is the first person who is willing to stop to help him today. Dazuo quickly said thank you, and then looked at the screen of his mobile phone. Waited, and there was no sign of impatience.Instead, Bigfoot felt very embarrassed and thought: How about forgetting about it?

It’s always a bit embarrassing while waiting, especially when he is not familiar with the other party. His friends are all standing by, and one of them said to Dazuo: “I’m sorry bro, there is indeed no traffic.” Bigfoot Shaking his head indifferently, he probably didn't listen at all, because his eyes were completely on the person who helped him scan the QR code, and he couldn't move away.That person was quite good-looking, with a gentle temperament, fair skin, and a transparent plastic product on his ears.After a moment of reaction, Bigfoot realized that it should be a hearing aid.

Seeing the time delay getting longer and longer, Dazuo felt a little guilty: "It's really bothering you too much, forget it if you can't load it, I still have to thank you."

"Then I'll add this WeChat account after it's uploaded in a good place on the Internet. I forgot what to reply after adding it." The man stared at him, his voice was soft and soft, although the tone was very strange, But Bigfoot just thinks it sounds good.

"Just reply to 02." Dazuo gestured for two with his finger, then stood there holding the leaflet, watching the man nod, turn and walk out, in a large group of noisy people, he seemed to be very quiet.

Since then, Bigfoot has been a little dazed.His mind is full of a person's side face, fine hair, chin, nose tip, and a transparent hearing aid on the pinna, he can't remember what that person looks like, but none of these prevent him from going crazy Unrequited love.

The chances of him being able to find him were slim to none.He didn't know how many people there were in this school, but he heard that there were more than 3000 new students when the school started, so the total number can be imagined.And even though the job fair was held in their school, graduates from surrounding schools might also come to try their luck.

But Bigfoot couldn't take care of these anymore. He approached him in the name of a part-time job for questionnaire survey, ranging from this grade to this major, from this major to this college, from this college to other colleges, and has been expanding to the surrounding area. School.He has been looking for him for more than a year, but he has not been found.Later, as long as he saw people wearing hearing aids, his eyes would soften unconsciously.

At this point in the story, my cousin found a chair and sat down. He waved his hand and said, "There are too many trivial things in the middle, so I don't have anything to say. I'll just tell the story of their reunion."

Bigfoot graduated later and posted his resume everywhere. His ability is not bad, and two or three companies are interested in signing contracts with him.But he himself is a little dissatisfied. These companies are either located in remote places with poor transportation, or feel that there is very little room for promotion.After thinking twice, he voted for a large local company. On the day of the interview, he met him.

Bigfoot didn't recognize him at the time, and the two of them sat side by side on a bench for at least half an hour in silence, until the man took the initiative to talk to him, he thought the voice sounded a bit weird, so he turned his head and looked, he saw He saw the reflective hearing aid and a familiar face, and then he looked down and saw the person's name: Lu Shu.

His mind was in chaos at the time, he skipped over Lu Shu and looked at the branches outside the window, thinking... It's summer, why doesn't that tree have leaves, is it dead?There are water stains all over the window glass. Could it be that the cleaning staff mopped it with a mop?It was a little hot, his feet were stuffy in the leather shoes, and he felt that the socks were already wet, and...he looked at Lu Shu, he couldn't remember what question Lu Shu asked him just now.

He wanted to hug him, and then told Lu Shu that he had been looking for him for a long time, and if he didn't meet him today, he would continue to look for him.

But nothing happened.

Dazuo memorized the contact information on Lu Shu's resume, and went to the interview in a daze, but of course he failed.After tossing and turning for several nights, he finally decided to call.

He picked up the phone and said, "Hello."

"Hello, this is China National Insurance. We have recently launched an insurance business, mainly to provide insurance for your car..." Bigfoot faltered at a critical moment, and could only pretend to be an insurance salesman. Will hang up the phone.

But after Lu Shu listened carefully to his nonsense, he responded politely: "But I didn't buy a car, so I'm sorry."

Still the same as before.

Dazuo feels that the person he likes has not changed for so many years.

"It doesn't matter, you will definitely buy a car in the future, and then we can cooperate again."

"Maybe." On the other end of the phone, Lu Shu smiled.

Afterwards, Bigfoot never called Lu Shu again, and he could always chat with Lu Shu all night by taking advantage of the opportunity of sending text messages during festivals.Because Lu Shu didn't know how to reject others at all, Dazuo felt that if Lu Shu had a car, maybe he would really agree to buy an insurance from him.Every time he sent a text message, as long as Bigfoot replied, Lu Shu would continue to reply.After going back and forth like this, their relationship quickly became acquainted. Sometimes Lu Shu would take the initiative to send him text messages, asking how he was doing.

Bigfoot learned that Lu Shu was not hired by that company, and the reason was more or less related to his ears.He is currently working in a small company and renting a house in Chenmenxi.Bigfoot's residence is only two bus stops away.Sometimes when Dazuo is off work, he takes the bus and gets off at Chenmen West Station, and then sends a text message to Lu Shu saying that he passed by here again today.The shop owners who have mutual acquaintances like the thin-skinned and meaty soup dumplings made by the same bun shop. Their lives are intertwined more and more, and Dazuo finally no longer has to think hard about what to talk about today.

This kind of relationship lasted for another year, and they finally met logically. It became common for them to have dinner together in a restaurant, chat for a while, or go fishing together on weekends.

Lu Shu regards Dazuo as a very good friend, and he will talk to Dazuu when there are some things he can't think about.And even when he complained, his tone was so gentle.Because of his ear disease, Lu Shu was often treated coldly and couldn't be promoted. He has been doing odd jobs in the office. The constant stares of others on his hearing aids are also a hurdle he can't get over.Sometimes he would take off his hearing aids and go for a walk with Bigfoot, and the whole world would be extremely quiet,

Lu Shu didn't drink alcohol at first, but on Bigfoot's birthday, he drank a few more glasses, his face flushed, and he didn't talk nonsense when he was drunk, but his eyes would open very wide and lose focus.Dazuo didn’t buy any cakes, but when he got drunk, he stuck his chopsticks in the dish, put his hands together and started to make a wish. His wish was: I hope that all kind people will not be hurt by others, especially the one sitting next to him. that person.

Dazuo and Lu Shu supported each other's shoulders, and staggered to Dazuo's house. After Lu Shu entered the door and lay down on the sofa, he fell asleep quickly.Dazuo squatted in front of the sofa, smiled foolishly, then touched his ear with his hands, took off the hearing aid, and put his lips close to Lu Shu's ear, repeatedly saying "I love you" in his throat All dumb.

He put the hearing aid on the coffee table, went to the toilet and washed his face.

My cousin's voice stopped suddenly, and I asked anxiously, "And then?"

"There is no more, they are still friends now."

"Why don't you confess? Tell Lu Shu that at least there is still hope. If you don't dare to take the first step because you are afraid of the result, it would be too boring." This feeling of cutting off is really uncomfortable. Don't like indecisive people.

"Bigfoot made a wish and said that he hoped that Lu Shu would not be hurt by others. If he is gay, how can he avoid being hurt? I don't think Bigfoot wants Lu Shu to step into this world." Cousin smoked another Smoke, made my bedroom smoky, "It doesn't matter if you are in love or not, as long as you can be by his side."

For the Chinese New Year seat, if you are older than 25 years old, the possibility of getting married is about [-]% when asked.It should be expected that his cousin was bombarded, right?I watched him rinse the bowl with boiling water, smiled and avoided questioning, and took the initiative to change the topic.

After all, when talking about troubles, many people will say: "I have a friend..."

And the listeners will also pretend to be confused, never revealing why he has such a clear understanding of the details of the whole incident.