Just give birth to pickles

[[-]] There will be no period in the future

My hatred for him has reached the point where I want to destroy a country and mute a nation.

"But you don't have this ability." His face was covered with symbols that I couldn't understand, and his voice was so far away that it seemed to be separated by the entire Pacific Ocean.

What is more powerless than my own strength not worthy of my dream is that my strength is not enough to allow me to straighten my spine in the face of this hatred.

The tricks of his captivity were endless, he made everything around me squeeze against me, forcing me to accept the fact that I was all for him.He made it a rule for me to see him twice a week, and every time I was in pain from day to night, the pain would extend into my dreams, and I could only think about him.

But how can different species produce love?Without love, he just wants to declare his dominion over mankind.He didn't even know how many people would admire or despise his face one day.He doesn't even know me, but he'll fuck me until I die.

Enough, English, the post will be indefinite.

[[-]] brush face

"Beep, insufficient balance..."

Yes, I can't even afford rice now, and I'm officially classified as a low-income household by the government.The reason is obvious, I am not good-looking, I haven't slept well in the past few days, and my ugliness has reached a new level, so although I can still brush potatoes normally, I can't do it now.I rummaged through my pockets and couldn't find the card, so I smiled apologetically at the cashier.

"Let me brush it for him." A man stood still in front of the face brushing device and let the machine scan his face.

He had a tall figure and a good-looking face. The cashier stared at him intently and blushed.This kind of person, coming out with a bare face is a naked display of wealth. I think the cashier must want to fall in love with him, get married and have children right away. From then on, he can live a life without worrying about food and clothing, and can also guarantee the good genes of the next generation.

"Thank you." I picked up the potato with gloomy eyes, found a pen, handed it to him together with the receipt, and asked him to leave his phone number so that I could return my appearance to him.

"No, I've always paid with the government's standard face. Today, I don't have much face value in the card, so I just use my own face to pay. It's far from reaching this month's quota, so there's no need to pay it back." He handed the pen back to me.

This is an era where we rely on our faces to eat and consume our faces.A sorry-looking person like me is not good-looking and can't brush it, so he can only work hard and consume with the government-standard face on his salary card.My monthly salary is fifty face value.The government is afraid that those with particularly good looks will easily buy the whole world, so they will impose a certain limit on their beauty consumption, which will also encourage them to work.

This does not mean that they are not different from us.Their quota is also fifty face value per month.In other words, I can only get as much beauty from working hard as they do from doing nothing.

I thought, I should hate face. I am poor, so I feel a little bitter about others.

Maybe it’s because I’m dizzy from staying up late and working overtime for days, otherwise it’s impossible to go out and buy things without showing the government’s standard face... I have a salary, and because I’m so ugly, I have a special relief fund for low-income households. Today's beauty, I must give it back to him.

Outside the supermarket, I grabbed him, wrote down my name and phone number by the light, and handed it to him.A handsome man like him would certainly not give away his phone number easily, so I can only keep my own.I said to him: "Remember to call me." He stared at me for a while, and said goodbye to me with the receipt in his hand.

The next day, he called me and asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

"Eat, have you eaten?"

"not yet……"

After he finished speaking, he was silent for a while, and I asked him, "Where are you now? Is it convenient? I'll come to you."

I was waiting for him downstairs in his company. He was wearing a black suit and walked towards me among the crowd. I took out the standard banknotes I just took out from the bank, and he suddenly asked me: "Are we developing too fast? "

He still thinks I paid back the money too quickly? "Didn't you call? And you also said that you are free at this time."

"It's you who asked me to remember to call you... You are cute, but it seems a little too soon to go on a date the next day." He stood at the door of the company, speaking inexplicably, but his expression was still serious "Thank you for coming here to pick me up from get off work."

"I'm just here to give you back the beauty you had that day..."

"I said you don't have to pay it back." He frowned and looked away, "Or buy me a glass of water, if you really want to pay it back."

He came over and got a little closer to me.The passers-by around us looked sideways at us frequently, which made me extremely embarrassed.I bought him a glass of water, but I didn't buy it myself, and he bought a cup of coffee to warm my hands.

"It's probably like this... He really pursued me first." I was bragging, my friend booed, and asked the person standing next to me if that was the case.

"Yes... I took the initiative to ask him to have a meal and watch a movie, and I was the one who pretended to be drunk the day I died at his house." After he finished speaking, he leaned into my ear and said, "For your sake, but I still remember , when I paid the bill, the cashier was not the only one who blushed."

【three】

"Hand out"

The person he was talking to held out a fat paw with only four fingers.

Got two candies.

Then... apples, little yellow ducks, pictures, marbles, all kinds of things were put in another person's hands.

Until they were all grown up, he was so poor that there was nothing he could do.Another held out his hand and asked him, "What else can you give me?"

He hesitated, and put his hand on the other's.

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There are old memes on Weibo and Jinjiang's profile, and another one is a face-to-face meme discussed with relatives during the Chinese New Year.