Just give birth to pickles

The thing where I smashed the walnut with the earth happened two days ago, and the reason I bring up two days ago is because my past two days were stolen.The suspects were locked in beds one and four because they were near the door and window respectively.I always feel that if I get too close to people outside, I will become treacherous. Such a treacherous person will not steal my time or anything.

To be honest, I was stolen many times when I was outside, such as the TV, it literally stole my entire childhood, and every time I think of my childhood, I can only think of a bunch of cartoons, this thing is terrible, I There is no me in my memories, it is all other people's lives and joys, sorrows and joys.can you understand

"Can you understand?" I asked the doctor.

He nodded, and even grabbed his clothes to wipe away his tears: "I didn't expect you to have such a miserable childhood."

I said: "Of course, there is nothing tragic about going to a mental hospital." I pointed back to the four beds, "Did you see that madman who kept looking at the window? He died just because his wife ran away with someone else." Crazy. How can people’s mental capacity be so low now.”

"That's right." He nodded quickly.

"What is it? It's not fun at all. Your acting skills are too bad. Next time you will be a patient and I will be a doctor." I said disgustedly.

The person I was talking to just now was San Bed, he was bald, he thought he was a potato, so he couldn't pretend to be a doctor all the time.The reason why I don't doubt him is because his IQ is too low. People with low IQ are good people. This is what I found through research, and it has not been published in any journals yet.

I would like to introduce the food in our courtyard. It may be boring, but it is absolutely necessary.

Fried green peppers with shredded potatoes on Monday, fried potato cubes with green peppers on Tuesday, shredded potatoes on Wednesday, shredded pork with green peppers on Thursday, shredded pork and potatoes on Friday, shredded pork with green peppers and green peppers on Saturday, and shredded pork with green peppers and mashed potatoes on Sunday.

It is said that such a diet will remain the basic policy of our hospital for 100 years. Two days ago, I just smashed a walnut with the earth, and the ice on the surface of Antarctica was broken and stabbed my hand, but the walnut remained unchanged. So I made a suggestion to the courtyard, suggesting to eat walnuts to send Nokia, and everyone expressed their high approval, but this touched the interest chain of the ruling class. Think about it, parallel imports like the earth have more water and less land. Maybe smashing and erupting lava is a high-risk product, but it is still so expensive, the leaders must have received kickbacks, how could they agree to replace the earth with Nokia.

So a conspiracy was born. I just ate shredded potatoes, and the next day I ate shredded pork with green peppers and green peppers. Where did the shredded pork with green peppers, shredded pork and potatoes go? At first, I suspected that this was just a kind of pressure Policy, but I found that 1, 3, 4 beds around were all on this diet, so I definitely lost two days.

How many two days are there in life, time is like running water in a hurry, slipping away from my washbasin and feet. After receiving education, I never thought of wasting time.This incident made me realize the danger of my existence, and I must be surrounded by the dean's eyeliner.So I secretly carved a meat character on the bed to remind myself not to forget my original intention.

Potato came closer to look at my engraved words, and he asked me, "What are you drawing?"

I thought to myself that my intentions should not be exposed, so I said nonsense: "This painting is called the circle inside and outside the circle. You see, there are walls surrounded by three sides. One person rides another person, and his head is exposed in the circle. They all want to get out of this circle."

"Is he stupid? Why doesn't he go out when there's another side with no wall at all."

"There is still a door in our courtyard, do you dare to go out through the door?" Idiot.

The world is a huge conspiracy. Sometimes, when you enter a place, you are deprived of a reason to leave or enter in a fair manner.Such as mental hospitals, such as schools.

I threw the earth into the drawer. After the balance of gravity was destroyed, the planets began to collide. The three-bed potato was hungry. He held Mars in his arms and said he wanted to roast himself. The surface of Mars looks red, but the temperature is actually quite low. of.I secretly put the sun into the bedding to resist the heat.In fact, I am very afraid that the potato will die, and it must not taste good when it is baked.

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