Just give birth to pickles

"I've been out of love." The computer said to the maintenance man, "I've been out of love for a long time."

"He once engraved an article into my C drive, and there was a passage like this: 'I thought I was only 15 years younger than you, but I didn't expect to hold your hand from flesh to ashes. ’ It was a bit creepy, but from then on, I thought he was different from those guys with event plans and thinking assignments.”

The maintenance man glanced at the computer talking to himself, and stopped loading the system disk into the optical drive.He has seen many broken computers, some of them have long been occupied by viruses, and the sounds they make are all virus gibberish, some of their systems have been damaged, and they have been emitting high-frequency and painful roars.But this computer can be regarded as a literary chatterbox at best.

He felt that he could spend a little more patience listening to him say a few more words.

"But after that time, I have never seen him again. He is not my master's USB flash drive. He entered my body that time, but he just wanted to download a few English songs."

Now, the girl outside is anxiously asking how long it will take for her computer to be repaired.The maintenance man is only doing this business this afternoon, so he can't mess it up.He was ruthless and reinstalled the system.

Computers installed with pirated systems not only have their memory formatted, but also have drastically changed their temperaments.More and more software was installed in his body, containing various video files, gradually becoming a well-known romantic figure in the computer world.He has had a period with many U disks, and the data he stores is enough to obsess those U disks that store several PPT and WORD documents.

The other laptops in the dormitory couldn't understand him a little, and they all accused him of changing his appearance after changing the system, and messing with relationships.

He would always say: "I can't help it, those USB drives are forced to come here, life is like a fuck, if you can't resist, just enjoy it. Besides, those USB drives are just ruthless people. Guys, do you need to pity them?

Until one day, a person who seemed very strange to the computer came to the dormitory. She sat down and handed the computer owner a USB flash drive.The computer had just woken up at that time, and I read the data in it sleepily.There are only a few songs and an article in it, which tells a year-end relationship, the final ending is that the old man died, and another person stood in front of his grave, and after saying a word, scattered the ashes into the air, that The sentence is: "I thought I was just 15 years younger than you, but I didn't expect to hold your hand from flesh to ashes."

It's a bit of a mouthful to read, is it a sentence barrier?The computer struggled with this sentence.

"Hey, this USB flash drive is not compatible with other computers. I thought it was broken, and I almost threw it away. Hurry up and copy the contents inside and send it to me by email." The girl said to the computer owner .

Then, on the face of the computer, there was an extra folder, which looked ugly and funny.The computer felt a little boring, so it sent an invitation to the USB flash drive, and the electric current swept through the USB flash drive with a strength that paralyzed the heart, but the USB flash drive said: "Actually, I am looking for a computer, and he looks very similar to you."

Oh, you who have a Lord in your heart.The computer ignored him.

"I... I think you are him, can I enter your C drive and have a look?"

The computer said, "No, the C drive is where the system files are stored, it's my heart, and I can't touch it casually."

"I see."

He bid him farewell, and that was the last time they saw each other.

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