It's hell, my lord

As soon as He Xian entered the door, the dark clouds in the sky finally couldn't hold back, and a heavy rain slanted down, trying to drown this bizarre city.He threw the keys on the bed, didn't turn on the light, and leaned his head on the somewhat crooked iron frame.

How unlucky the sky is, He Xian, in order to coax the other party to sign a contract, started the dinner without hesitation and drank two bottles of white wine.The IQ was also online throughout the whole process, and the bald boss who "exposed his chest and breasts" after drinking in his thirties was blown to the sky by a flattery.

He Xian's boss, Li Chengming, probably felt that it wasn't enough, so he insisted on providing good service, so he called two beautiful girls with blonde hair and blue eyes. , I passed out as soon as I rolled my eyes—had a heart attack.

The half-drunk little brother next to the bald boss even taunted him inappropriately: "Ah, it made our boss Huang so happy that he passed out hahahaha." Shengsheng suppressed his drunkenness, and hurriedly mopped the boss on the floor: "Fuck, what happened?"

"..." Li Chengming and He Xian looked at each other for a long time, and cursed at the same time, "God damn..."

Li Chengming went over to pull the bald boss who was full of fat, his feet were sloppy, and his expression was a little flustered.He has never encountered such a thing in his life, and now he casts his eyes for help to He Xian, and there is no panic on He Xian's face except for the surprise that just flashed across his face.Li Chengming thought he was confident: "Xiao He, what do you think we should do?"

He Xian felt his helpless call for help, and responded with an even more helpless expression: "What should I do? Send him to the hospital, or else drag him out and bury him?"

"..." Sure enough, He Xian shouldn't be counted on.

Before Li Chengming made a move, He Xian had already dialed the phone and reported a series of addresses without any pause.After the medical staff rushed to take the "unlucky bald" away, He Xian turned around and went to the toilet to vomit in the dark.

The boss has a bad heart, but he likes excitement, and he has a special liking for those who can drink. Originally, He Xian drank two bottles of liquor, and the contract was half signed.As a result, it happened again.

Li Chengming paid the bill, then went upstairs and patted He Xian who was washing his face: "I'm sorry brother."

He Xian was originally in charge of this list alone, and it was extremely difficult for him to make any mistakes according to his ability.Li Chengming was a little annoyed, he was the brother-in-law of He Xian's immediate boss, and he came in by relying on his connections to find a casual position, but sitting in the office every day with nothing to do would inevitably attract criticism.

The employees of the company were respectful to him on the surface, but they gathered together behind their backs and poked him on the spine.Li Chengming originally wanted his brother-in-law to arrange some things for him to do, but he was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child. He has always had high eyesight and low hands, and he is unwilling to do small things like serving tea and water, and his brother-in-law dare not entrust him with big things.

——"Cheng Ming, in fact, you can just sit quietly in the office, and you can go out to play, the company doesn't need your help, just stay well and don't cause trouble for your sister and me."

Li Chengming's mind is not spinning fast. His elders have been worrying about him since he was a child, but no matter how stupid he is, he can hear an indisputable fact from his brother-in-law's words - he is very useless.

Maybe it was provoked by others' ridicule, or maybe it was an untimely awakening, Li Chengming was the first to find He Xian, who had the best performance every month.He heard from a few female employees that He Xian would have been promoted to his position if he hadn't stepped in.

But Li Chengming looked at him for several days, but he couldn't see the disdain and contempt from other employees on He Xian's face. His eyes were always indifferent, as if he couldn't let go of anything except work.

So he didn't know where his self-confidence came from at that time, and he decided that this person would definitely help him, so he walked up to him: "That little He..."

Things didn't go smoothly, He Xian responded vaguely at first, but then just ignored him and buried himself in his work. ——Until Li Chengming took out 1000 yuan: "Take me to see the world..."

Li Chengming really couldn't deal with this person, and he took out the money when he was desperate. It wasn't that he was stingy, but that He Xian had a frigid appearance that didn't eat the fireworks of the world. insulting his mysterious species.

In the end, He Xian just glanced at the banknote indifferently, and calmly made a gesture of multiplying by two.

"I thought he was a simple and unpretentious little white lotus. I didn't expect to take a look at those coquettish bastards outside..." Li Chengming said inwardly, but on the surface he nodded his head sincerely to signify the deal.

Then there was such a commotion, when Li Chengming wanted to call the two girls, He Xian was not sure.It's a pity that he didn't take it seriously, and uttered nonsense: "What's the matter with calling two girls? Xiao He, don't worry, I'll take care of what happens."——Now I really want to go back in time and give that idiot "Huhu" two slaps.

Standing behind He Xian who was wiping his hands, he looked bitter about the past: "Little He, are you okay, or I'll take you back by the way."

He Xian waved his hand and said, "I don't want to die yet—the bottle of liquor you just drank was not for nothing, you should find a substitute driver yourself." After speaking, he went out to take a taxi and left without looking back.

It was rare for him to be extravagant, but unfortunately he was dizzy, and there was no subway in the middle of the night, so he had to pay a huge sum of money to take a taxi.He Xian rented at the edge of City H, at least in Chengguan. The house has two bedrooms and one living room, and he only rented one room.The rent is very cheap, except for commuting to and from get off work.

He Xian stared at the ceiling silently, but he couldn't see anything in the darkness.Suddenly, he heard a sound like fingernails scratching wood, so slight that he couldn't hear it unless he listened carefully.It sounded intermittently, and He Xian's head was dizzy. He didn't investigate the source of the sound, and fell asleep after plugging in the earphones and covering his head.

The next day was the weekend, and He Xian still had a part-time job in a coffee shop, but it was in the afternoon.I originally planned to sleep until noon, but unfortunately I was awakened by the damn biological clock.As soon as He Xian changed his clothes, the landlord called him: "Hello? Mr. He, someone is coming to see the house."

"..." He Xian didn't react at first, and he was stunned for a few seconds before replying: "Okay, but I still have work in the afternoon, do you have the key?"

The landlord answered immediately: "I lost the key, but it's okay, we are at the door now."

"..." It comes down to the fact that the alcohol content of the two bottles of liquor last night was unknown. He Xian had a headache, but it was still tolerable. He leaned over the cat's eye and took a look. door lock.

The landlord is a typical menopausal woman who doesn't follow common sense. Last time, she said that someone was looking at the house, but she didn't bring anyone in until a week later.This time it was so efficient that it was speechless.

"Mr. He, excuse me." The landlord took off his shoes and came in, followed by a young man who was a head taller than her, wearing big sunglasses on a cloudy day, and dragging a metallic suitcase covered with Seeing all kinds of strange graffiti, He Xian only glanced at it briefly, and then came up with an impression of "sexy".

"The lighting in our house is still very good. Hey, Mr. He, why did you cover the curtains tightly?" The landlord opened the white curtains, and the whole room was brightened at once. He Xian was dazzled by the sudden light. He closed his eyes, and blocked it with his hands a little.

"Are you a ghost? Are you so afraid of light?" The man who followed in said this sentence coldly, He Xian didn't bother to answer, and lay down on the sofa with his arms folded and his eyes closed to rest.

The landlady tied the curtains for half a second, then quickly smiled and said: "Mr. He is like this. He likes to hide himself in a dark environment when he is not working. Still good."

The man dragging the suitcase looked around, although He Xian lived in this house for more than a year, the whole living room still looked very empty, except for a gray sofa and a glass coffee table, there was nothing.He pushed the suitcase into another room and said with satisfaction: "This house is nice."

The landlady immediately echoed: "Isn't it? The lighting is good and the environment is good." After she finished speaking, she took out the prepared contract from her bag and flattened it on the tea table: "Mr. Zhu, the deposit is two thousand, three Pay rent once a month."

The man casually glanced at the contract, found a pen from his backpack, and signed his name in the lower right corner in a fluttering manner. He Xian opened his eyes and struggled to identify Chinese characters from the twisted and bizarre "symbols".Seeing him staring at his name, the man sighed in his heart: "Invincible is so lonely, these ordinary people can't understand my fairy marks!"

"My name is Zhu Xingchen, I will live together in the future, please take care of me." Zhu Xingchen smiled and stretched out his left hand to He Xian, and took off his glasses handsomely with the right.