It's hell, my lord

Today's moon is rounder than the special mooncakes in the pug pot. Xiaoha gnawed off a corner of the ugly and artistic "dog mooncake" and let out a lonely "woo hoo" out of the window, a lament of homesickness and pregnant mother—— Although this guy doesn't have any hometown, my mother has never seen it.

"Xiaoha, don't eat, come here and I'll dress you." Zhu Xingchen looked at his watch anxiously, and shouted to the back room: "Xiaoxian, are you dressed yet? Don't read books, it's hard to see people any more." Silly."

Little Ha Sheng was helplessly tied with rabbit ears by Zhu Xingchen, and wore a pink skirt.However, its biggest protest was scratching the sofa, Zhu Xingchen still turned a blind eye: "It's too cute, why don't you change your name to Xiaoyutu in the future."

"Aww..." 'Little Jade Rabbit' got behind the curtain and didn't dare to come out again.

He Xian put on a gray sweater, and Zhu Xingchen dragged him to cut his hair short yesterday.The originally pale complexion successfully became clear and bloody under Zhu Laomazi's vigorous replenishment.Then there is his unique facial features, according to Zhu Xingchen - it looks good in a sack.

"It's so simple, didn't I tell you to dress festively? It's gray and not lively at all."

He Xian glanced at Zhu Xingchen who was wearing a red sweater, only to feel his eyes burn for a while: "Does it look like you are dressed in a red cannonball?"

Zhu Xingchen couldn't beat him, so he sent a WeChat message to Zhu Xingchen who had been urging him for a long time—immediately, my Xiaoha refused to take a bath, and delayed for a while.

Xiao Ha, who was innocently blamed, was still behind the curtains, looking out at the moon through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and felt that the dog's life was bleak.

"I'd better not go, your family celebrates the Mid-Autumn Festival, why should I join in the fun?" He Xian felt embarrassed when he thought about the scene, and then thought about the look his parents would use to look at him, well, he didn't know where to put his awkward hands .

"Don't, I told them yesterday that we have been born and died twice, we can be regarded as life and death friends, what's wrong with life and death friends coming to my house for the Mid-Autumn Festival?"

"Bullshit."

Zhu Yinfeng sent another message to Zhu Xingchen: "Silly son, is it because your daughter-in-law refuses to come?"

Zhu Xingchen: Stop, stop, he is not my daughter-in-law, I only like him a little bit, maybe it is some kind of appreciation for his talent, I haven't figured out whether it is love or not.

Zhu Yinfeng: I understand, I understand.

Zhu Xingchen: You know a fart, by the way, he is not very good at talking, so don’t embarrass him, and don’t make any weird jokes, don’t be too enthusiastic and don’t be too cold, try to pretend that he doesn’t exist... …

Zhu Xingchen saw that Zhu Xingchen had sent a bunch of words, and immediately labeled this future daughter-in-law as "shy and quiet".I thought that although my son also broke his sleeves with him, someone with a quiet personality can also complement each other.

Zhu Yinfeng: Look, you're being cowardly, aren't your father and I unreliable?It will definitely impress your wife.

Zhu Xingchen rolled his eyes on the screen, the word "reliable" really can't be used on Zhu Yinfeng, Zhu Xingchen: After all that, she is not a daughter-in-law...

Zhu Yinfeng: All right, all right, with your skin thicker than a wall, it's a lifetime to see you shy.

"I'm still at home...you and Xiaoha can just go." He Xian just sat down for a while and stood up again, feeling that he had never suffered like this.

"No, I've already cooked your portion, hurry up." Zhu Xingchen took He Xian's hand and walked to the entrance. A thin line of sweat oozes out from the temperature - you must know that before this, he has never experienced the feeling of sweating. The moment his skin touched, He Xian felt a heartbeat that was infinitely close to death.

Heart swollen, beating violently.

When he reached the porch, Zhu Xingchen seemed to realize that his actions just now were slightly out of bounds, so he let go of his hand in embarrassment.Then he pretended that he was a straight man with steel bars, and started to put on his shoes as if nothing had happened.

He Xian was stunned for more than ten seconds, Zhu Xingchen didn't look up, and said to cover up: "What's the matter? Didn't you hold hands with the girl?"

"I haven't held hands with a man before." He Xian squatted down to put on his shoes, and the thought that his heart would jump out of his throat just now was suppressed.

Even the talkative Zhu Xingchen didn't know what to say, the awkward atmosphere even Xiaoha, who was lying behind them unwillingly, felt it, thinking that he had done something wrong again, so he pretended to be innocent "Aw" in two voices.

Zhu Xingchen seems to have opened up Ren Du's two veins with his voice: "Xiao Xian, why are your hands so cold, are you not wearing autumn clothes?"

"It's only September, why don't you ask me why I don't wear a military overcoat?"

"Hey, autumn clothes and autumn clothes, as the name suggests, clothes for autumn..." Zhu Xingchen immediately picked up his naughty attribute again.

When He Xian was dragged out of the door by Zhu Xingchen, he saw Xiaoha dressed as a "Little Jade Rabbit" dragged out by him, and felt that the "Red Cannonball" beside him was suddenly overshadowed; Make it like this."

Xiaoha next to him heard that someone was finally going to stand up for him, so he quickly wagged his tail at He Xian.He Xian said again: "This is already ugly, but you made it even more out of place."

So He Xian's stalwart image that was rarely established in Xiao Ha's heart suddenly collapsed after he emerged.It's really unfortunate to have these two masters on the stall.

Zhu Xingchen's parents didn't look low-key at all. They bought a big villa in the city center. Fortunately, the decoration style was not as ostentatious as Wan Yunhong's house.It can be seen that the owner is still very careful. The bonsai and rockery are all placed to complement each other, and the choice of bonsai is not as bad as Zhu Xingchen. He Xian took a quick glance and only recognized a pot of yews and orchids. The others were never seen before.

The door of his house didn't even have a doorbell, so Zhu Xingchen put a wooden charm on it, and the door opened by itself.

The world is almost changed inside, the whole is like a fairy palace moved out of some TV series, but it is not all solemn and solemn, and the warm yellow light and shadow are vaguely warm and floating.But as far as this large hall is concerned, it can already be called an exaggeration.

"Father?!" Zhu Xingchen roared.

The astonishing sounds of music and the scene shrank suddenly, and in the next second, it became the decoration style of a normal rich man's house. It's not a style, it's just a pile of messy things.

A man walked out of the bedroom, his facial features were clear and cold, he looked like an ascetic god who came out of some legend.However, the sloth-like 'unknown creature' hanging on his body was cursing in a very ugly way.

What He Xian heard from him seemed to be: "My Floating Life Palace is so splendid, to welcome my future son..."

Lin Shuci interrupted him in time: "Your son has come."

Zhu Yinfeng slid off Lin Shuci's body in a flash, and he became a decent person who knows the virtuous and courteous like the wind, but his unprincipled peach blossom eyes were bent, and he said modestly and politely: "Xing Chen, there is Xiao Xian, the journey has been exhausting, the meal is ready, let's go to the restaurant first."

He Xian has never seen such a vivid interpretation of "Changing faces faster than turning pages", so he couldn't help being startled, and then politely replied: "Excuse me."

Zhu Xingchen got goosebumps all over his body when he yelled "stars" and thought: Fortunately, He Xian has not seen the scene before, otherwise he would be scared to death by the change of the house just now.

"Don't bother, don't bother, come, come."

Zhu Xingchen asked the nervous He Xian to sit down at the dining table first, and went to the kitchen to help Lin Shuci serve the dishes. He Xian stopped him and whispered: "I also..."

"What about you? There's no reason for someone to serve food. Just sit down." Zhu Xingchen saw through what He Xian was thinking, and ran to the kitchen without leaving any room, leaving He Xian alone and staring at each other.

Zhu Xingchen's expression changed as soon as he arrived in the kitchen: "What's the matter with you two?"

Zhu Yinfeng spoke first: "I said to change this place into my Floating Life Palace. No matter how tall it is, that kid Xiaoxian will definitely like it, but what he said will scare people and force me to change it back."

"By the way, you have a really good eye. You really can't find any faults with that kid. It's him... Alas, why did you say that he is such a good cabbage, so you gave this pig to you." Zhu Yinfeng said again, not at all. Just now the father's seriousness.

Zhu Xingchen and Lin Shuci said in unison: "What do you want to do?"

Zhu Yinfeng smiled: "What can I do, I'm already a hundred years old, do I look so perverted?"

Zhu Xingchen: "Yes."