818 My Ex-Boyfriend With Teddy Properties [Quick Transmigration]

Tai Di readily took out the phone from his jacket pocket, switched to the WeChat page in twos and twos, and said happily, "Okay, I'll add you to Moments, and I'll send you a WeChat red envelope when the time comes."

It's not without reason that Tai Di is so happy.

Internet chatting is one of his famous methods of flirting.

As an out-and-out Internet addict, he has mastered the Internet chat tools like fire and pure love, and knows how to use some small tricks to create vague ambiguity with the other party.

For example, he is obviously a lonely single dog, but he wants to post a selfie in Moments, expressing the misunderstanding of "a beautiful woman has a date" in vague words, and successfully arouses the jealousy of the target.

For another example, he clearly hasn't spoken to the target of the strategy yet, but he always creates the illusion that the two have a good relationship in the circle of friends, subtly filling the other party's self-confidence.

The most important thing is... Many shameful words are not easy to say in reality, but they can be easily blurted out in online chat.

All in all, the Internet is an important magic weapon for "dating" and "chatting".

And WeChat is recognized as the second most popular tool for dating, second only to Douban, and ranks above Momo.

The system has personally witnessed the host using this opportunistic method to hook up many raiders, some of whom have never even met face-to-face, and they have filled up their favorability points without any effort.

It read Tai Di's inner thoughts, and couldn't help spitting: "Scheming bitch."

Tai Di triumphantly refuted it: "Men are not bad, gay guys don't love them."

However, it just so happened that Gu Qingxi didn't charge the phone last night. At this time, the phone was turned off with a black screen, and Tai Di's plan fell through for the first time.

Seeing Tai Di's disappointed face, Gu Qingxi felt a little distressed, but also wanted to laugh.

"Well, I'll be off work soon. I'll add you as a friend when I get home." He walked to the desk with calm steps, took out the white paper under the book, and handed it to him nonchalantly Paper and pencil, "You can write the account number down."

Tai Di was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses, and hurriedly lowered his head and picked up his pen.

rustling.

The nib moved quickly across the white paper.

Tai Di was very scheming. He not only wrote a WeChat account, but also wrote his name and home address like making a business card.

The corners of Gu Qingxi's eyes drooped slightly, and he watched him calmly, there seemed to be a faint fire hidden in the depths of his eyes.

The system sneered: "Don't blame me for not reminding you. He is looking at you, you should write better. Don't deliberately write more like a crab crawling."

Tai Di wrote stroke by stroke with heart. Hearing what the system said, he felt angry, but more of a grievance.

He murmured dissatisfiedly to the system: "I tried my best to write, the natural handwriting is not good..."

As the saying goes, words are like a person, and Tai Di's words are indeed like him.

Crooked and crooked, it's not so much a Chinese character, it's more like a ghostly symbol made by him at will.

However, the strength of each stroke shows that Tai Di wrote it with heart.

Gu Qingxi withdrew his gaze, and said jerkyly: "Also... write down your mobile phone number."

"Huh?" Tai Di opened his eyes, glanced at Gu Qingxi ignorantly, smiled, and said softly, "Okay."

Close to get off work.

Gu Qingxi parked the car next to Tai Di, he slowly rolled down the window and said, "Shall I take you home?"

Tai Di didn't want to go home yet, there was a new gay bar nearby, and there were so many handsome guys, he wanted to meet him a long time ago.But how can I tell Gu Qingxi about this itinerary?

The beauty might have to walk away.

So Tai Di loosened the collar of his shirt, and said with a smile: "No, my house is very close, and it takes only a few minutes to walk. You have to take a detour to see me off, which is very troublesome."

Gu Qingxi stared at him steadfastly, his gaze was straight and unmoving, making Tai Di feel uncomfortable all over.He almost thought that Gu Qingxi had the ability to read minds and could guess his little dirty thoughts.

After a long time, Gu Qingxi said casually: "That's how it is. I'll call you tonight."

In a blink of an eye, his car drove away decisively.

Tai Di breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to walk in the opposite direction.

Zhang Ziping suddenly called to him: "Wait, don't leave in a hurry. Someone sent you a package, and the address was your home. I thought I'd give it to you directly."

Tai Di is very clear that he has no recent online shopping experience, and he has no relatives and friends around him who send things to him.

He was very suspicious that Zhang Ziping was teasing him again, and spread the letter in his palm suspiciously: "Package? What package? Show me."

Zhang Ziping was also busy getting off work, he hurriedly threw his things on Tai Di: "Go on!"

Then he rode away on his little electric donkey without looking back.

Tai Di caught off guard and took the things, and after a closer look, it was another cardboard box.

But compared to the cardboard box he sent to that shadow today, the one in front of him is obviously many times smaller.

Who is so free to send things to him?Could it be that person's prank?

Tai Di frowned, opened the carton with a little anxiety, and tore off the tape wrapped around the carton round and round.

This is……

Gift box?

The packaging of this gift box is complicated and gorgeous.

Not only is it tightly wrapped with neatly cut colored paper, but also painstakingly decorated with black roses one after another. Although these are obviously fake flowers, Tai Di can still feel a faint fragrance that lingers vaguely around him. Between sniffs.

There is a heart card among the rose bushes.

——This is a gift dyed with blood, prepared with great care, I hope you will like it :)

This thing is simply a hot potato, Tai Di was terrified and asked, "System, what the hell is in this box?"

The system said: "Didn't it say on the card? It's a gift stained with blood."

"..." Tai Di didn't dare to open it even more.

He took a little breath, thinking.

Manly, manly, manly.

Although I am a subject, I am very courageous and strong.

After Tai Di made some psychological hints, she closed her eyes and lifted the lid of the carton while holding her breath.

"..." The system really didn't know whether to call him cowardly or cute.

boom.

In a blink of an eye, the carton fell to the ground, and Tai Di stared blankly at the ground, with his hands still in the original position of holding on to the carton.

Although he had prepared it a long time ago, he still didn't expect that there was such a weird doll in the box.

——The whole body is covered with sparse stitches, especially the mouth, which is stitched crosswise with red cotton thread, and the subtle arc drawn from the corner of the mouth creates an extremely weird smile.

Tai Di was terrified. He was timid since he was a child, and the only ghost movie he watched with his cousin was a clown with his mouth sewn shut!

It only has a left ear, not a right ear.

The positions of the legs and arms are reversed, the upper body is the legs, and the lower body is the arms.

The eyes are quite normal, but the snow-white face of the doll is shockingly clotted with clots of blood. Accompanied by that half-smile smile, it looks extraordinarily pervasive.

Tai Di didn't dare to take another look at this deformed doll. He took a deep breath: "Is it him? Is it the high school student? Why did he scare me?"

The system was really taken aback by this gift, and said hesitantly: "The existence of that person is very problematic, and I am worried that he will do something that is even more unfavorable to you. How about I go back to the system circle to ask in the next few days, Find a solution?"

"..." Tai Di said with a lingering fear, "That's the only way to go."

After a brief and eerie silence.

Tai Di wiped his face and said, "Then what should we do with this doll? I don't even want to take another look at such a hot-eyed thing."

The system experienced Tai Di's fear firsthand, and comforted him for the first time: "It's okay, you don't need to do it, the cleaning lady will take care of it."

Tai Di shook his head, and righteously said: "That's not okay. This doll is so scary, I dare not touch it even if I am a grown man, let alone those older cleaners. What will I do if I scare them out of heart disease? ?”

The system thought for a while, stopped talking, and swallowed back the truth that "a cleaning aunt is not necessarily timid than you".

Forget it, the host finally had some pitiful kindness, so it shouldn't easily dampen his self-confidence.

Tai Di rolled up his shirt cuffs as if death was at home, closed his eyes, bent his waist, pinched the ears of the ugly doll with his thumb and forefinger, and ruthlessly threw it into the trash can at the entrance of the company.

Seeing him finish all this, the system seriously warned Tai Di: "I will go to the headquarters to investigate the origin of this high school student later. During this period, I will be in a dormant state, and there is no way to protect you. Be careful yourself."

Tai Di said: "When do I need your protection? I am invincible with you or without you."

"..." A burst of prehistoric power surged in the system's heart.

After a while, the noisy voice of the system no longer appeared in Tai Di's mind.

He tentatively asked, "System?"

No system responded to him.

He swallowed, and asked again: "System?"

No system responded to him.

Tai Di bowed his head, a sad atmosphere lingered all over his body.

After a while, he raised his head and cheered with his hands raised high: "Long live freedom!"

——The curses of a certain system echoed in my mind.

"Damn chicken, I haven't left yet, please calm down for me."

Anyway, the system is gone.

After such a bad incident happened, how could Tai Di still have the idea of ​​going to a gay bar to meet beautiful men.

Not only did he return home early, but he also took a comfortable hot bath, trying to save himself from his unparalleled bad mood.

After the shower, Tai Di really relaxed a lot. He only wore a pair of red underwear from his birth year, and sat cross-legged on the sofa in the living room naked.

At home, it should be so casual.Wear clothes if you want to, and don't if you don't want to.

If the weather is hotter, he can still play with his balls.

It's not like usual, once he stays in the living room without clothes, he will attract a lot of scolding from the system. If the system has an entity, there is a 90.00% chance that the scolding will turn into a violent beating.

How good it is now, how free it is.

Tai Di was having fun while nibbling on the apple.

His head was covered with a towel, and his hair, which had not been dried, was wet and dripping.

If he had done this before, the system would have urged him to blow dry his hair.

Today, however, the system is not there.

He does whatever he wants.

Tai Di picked up the remote control from the fruit bowl, and switched to an unpopular channel to watch "Conan".

This dog system loves spoilers the most. Every time he watches "Conan", it will point out who the murderer is without hesitation.

Sometimes the murderer pointed out by the system looks like a good person. Tai Di 1 people don't believe it, and insist on fighting the system to the end. In the end, the result of meeting him is endless slaps in the face.

Watching detective videos but being spoiled.What's the point of this?Today is a good day, he can watch an episode in a serious manner.

What Tai Di didn't expect was... this episode of Conan is really scary.The whole scene was dark, and a weird background music played from time to time, which made his forehead break out in sweat.

"Why should I watch this?" Tai Di couldn't help asking herself.

He had just experienced such a horrible doll this evening, why did he still want to watch Conan when he went home?

Isn't this masochistic?

Do not read, do not read.

He resolutely let go, scooped up the remote control and was ready to switch channels at any time, but at this moment, his mobile phone on the glass coffee table vibrated twice.

Tai Di squinted and saw that there was a WeChat account called "Lu Wei" requesting to add him.

It must be Gu Qingxi!He said go home and add him!

This thought quickly passed through his mind, and he quickly approved the friend request.

"You've added Reed, now you can chat."

What should I say?

For the first chat, in order to avoid embarrassment, let’s send an emoji.

He thought so.

Tai Di flipped through the various emoticons page by page, trying to find a unique surprise.

The words "the other party is typing" came into view.

……and many more.

Let's see what Gu Qingxi wants to say first.

Tai Di stopped rummaging through the emoticons, staring intently at "the other party is typing", countless wonderful conjectures flashed in his mind, feeling anxious and full of expectations, no different from a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy in Huaichun.

Before the result came out, the long ringing of the call rang in an unpleasant way.

Although the number displayed on the screen is local, the long string of unfamiliar numbers made Tai Di hesitate for a long time.

He did not note the boy's number.

As a courier, he has a lot of customers and makes a lot of calls every day. It is impossible for him to remember the number of one of them, which is unrealistic.

And that person has his number, but there is no doubt about it.

As for whether the number dialed in front of him belonged to that person, it was open to discussion.

Tai Di made some ideological struggles, but still took the chance to get through the phone.

He politely probed:

"……Hello?"

The other party chuckled and said, "Well, good evening."

Tai Di held his breath and exhaled, full of gratitude and survival after the catastrophe.

"It was you."

"Otherwise, who do you think?"

What Gu Qingxi said was inaudible.

Tai Di laughed and said, "Who else can call me at this late hour? We were chatting on WeChat just now? Why did you suddenly think of calling me?"

Gu Qingxi was a little puzzled: "WeChat?"

"That's right." Tai Di teased him happily, "Your WeChat name is quite interesting. Reed. Could it be the reed that grows by the Qingxi River?"

"..."

The long silence on the other side of the conversation made Tai Di unavoidably have a bad premonition.

Gu Qingxi pondered, and said: "I haven't added you on WeChat, and the reed you mentioned is not my WeChat name. Tai Di, you must have mistaken someone."

This sentence was like thunder, completely calming Tai Di.

"It should be something like Weishang." His voice and fingers were trembling, and he could barely maintain his composure, "I'm already old, and I can still be fooled by Weishang. I still have something to do here, hang up first, and talk later."

Gu Qingxi sensed something was wrong, frowned and said, "Did you encounter difficulties..."

Before the words finished, Tai Di cut off the phone.

He glanced nervously at the phone screen.

During the conversation between him and Gu Qingxi, that "Lu Wei" had already sent a message.

Tai Di didn't dare to look at it in his heart, but he couldn't control his fingers and clicked on the reminder.

Impressively.

Reed: Honey, do you still like the gift I gave you? :)

"..."

He held his breath and typed in the WeChat dialog box: "Are you Shadow?"

Reed: Yes, dear, I am the shadow standing behind you.

This time, Tai Di finally stopped deceiving himself and others, and confirmed the true identity of Lu Wei.