Bao Ye
Chapter 23
"Hahahahaha-"
"Hahahahaha I, I hahahaha—"
"No, it's too funny hahahaha, you let me laugh enough first hahahaha——"
Chi Yunfei kicked the chair flying, raised his hand and lifted the table, the delicate tea bowl was broken to the ground, and someone outside the door immediately called out: "Master Xiao?!"
Xiao Tang smiled and wiped her tears while rushing outside and said: "It's okay, it's okay, ouch, you guys stay away, don't come near without my order."
The figure outside the window has left, the streets and alleys in the early morning are full of yelling, the backyard of the gambling house is quiet, and the gamblers who have stayed up all night and lost all their property or made a lot of money are drunk and passed out in the gambling house. Grunting and grinding of teeth.
Xiao Tang didn't care about avoiding the broken porcelain all over the floor, crossed his legs, wrapped his jacket and turned the sandalwood beads in his hands, and said, "Why are you so angry? Didn't you tell me this to make me happy?" ? Hey, Master Chi really has a heart."
Chi Yunfei gritted his teeth, his buttocks were still aching, and he only sat halfway on the cushion, his cat's eyes widened: "To make you happy? Okay, I'll let Brother Liu come up and take over your gambling shop, help Wouldn't it be happier for you to become a Buddha immediately, abandon gambling and follow the good path, and embark on the right path?"
As Chi Yunfei said, he was about to open the window to call for someone, but Xiao Tang stopped him: "Hey! I was just joking with you! Is it okay for me to make you happy? Cheapskate!"
Chi Yunfei gave him a blank look, with a gloomy face: "Can you talk about business?"
"...Yes." Xiao Tang dug out a few bottles of ointment from the wooden cabinet and threw them to him, "Here, I thought you were very capable. You act like a mess all day long, and you don't feel very proud when you touch the third brother's hand." Is it? You don’t know what to do with others in the end? You say you’re…”
Xiao Tang couldn't help being happy again as he spoke: "I said your general is also talented hahahaha——"
"Shut up." Chi Yunfei said while researching the ointment, "This shows that my general is also a young man when it comes to men. I don't care how many children he has, and it's the first time he's used- Bao. Hey, I'm not losing money."
Xiao Tang rolled his eyes when he heard the words, and wanted to reach out to pour tea, but found that the tea bowl was broken, and said speechlessly: "Okay, you said everything. Oh, I'm so weird, you like this one like that all the time Yes, it turns out you don’t even know how to do that?”
"My pure appreciation!" Chi Yunfei quibbled, "Put away all the filthy thoughts in your head!"
Xiao Tang made a gesture of surrender: "Yes, I am filthy, but you are so pure... Puhahahaha, no, I want to laugh again..."
Xiao Tang's eyes fell on Chi Yunfei's moving ass, which seemed to be very restless, and tears came out of his laughter: "Then what does your general say?"
Chi Yunfei: "..."
He died of pain at the time, as if he had been tortured inexplicably.They thought it was Wen Xinyang's new punishment method.
It wasn't until Wen Xinyang carried him to the bed and carefully applied the medicine that he came back to his senses, died of shame and anger with tears in his eyes, and wanted to find a place to dig a hole and bury himself.
Some things can't bear to think about it, the past is past, but it's very eye-catching when you think about it-for example, his howling like a pig, for example, he was shaking as if he had a disease, and he was still clutching. The general's clothes were crying.
Another example is what Wen Xinyang said afterwards.
General Wen turned on the lamp, with a confused expression on his face, he covered him with a quilt and said, "It's my fault, you go to bed first, I have something else to do... If you're still not feeling well tomorrow, I'll go find a doctor for you."
Then left.
The main tent was as warm as spring, but his heart seemed to be thrown into the twelfth lunar month of winter, and his whole body was frozen.
"He definitely doesn't like me anymore." Chi Yunfei put down the medicine bottle, his eyes fell on the floor, and he was rarely depressed, "Where is someone there... Howling like a pig."
Xiao Tang: "...Pfft."
Chi Yunfei glanced at him quietly, Xiao Tang hurriedly covered his mouth, waved his hands and said, "Don't think too much, maybe he just feels guilty."
"...I'm done." Chi Yunfei covered his face and leaned into the back of the chair, muttering, "I'm done, he will definitely think it's better to be a woman. Will he have a psychological shadow in the future?"
Xiao Tang groaned, didn't know how to comfort her for a while, and said hesitantly, "It's not impossible."
Chi Yunfei looked at him through his fingers: "Can you call this a comforter?!"
"Isn't that what you asked? I'm just telling the truth." Xiao Tang shrugged, "I've seen people like this. I thought I could sleep with a man, but as soon as I took off my clothes and saw that thing, I wilted instantly. Physiological reaction lies There are no people."
Chi Yunfei thought for a while, Wen Xinyang put out the light before they took off their clothes.
What does this represent?
Chi Yunfei asked tremblingly: "Well, then I helped him before, and he didn't wither?"
Xiao Tang spread her hands: "Is the light on?"
"..." It's closed.
Chi Yunfei took a deep breath and shouted, "I'm done! I'm done!!"
What he couldn't explain clearly at first, but he yelled out his voice so that the atmosphere was completely lost, Wen Xinyang definitely didn't want to do anything with him anymore!
Chi Yunfei wanted to cry but didn't have any tears, so he sat down on the cushion for a while, and when he heard someone calling him outside, he came back to his senses in a daze, and said dully: "Ah, I'll come out for a while as I agreed, I have to go back."
Xiao Tang looked out, and said: "The guard surnamed Liu has always followed Wen Xinyang, and being assigned to you is enough to show that your status in the hearts of your generals is not low. Don't worry, maybe it's just you thinking about it." too much."
"He's just following the rules." Chi Yunfei said feebly, "He has a good family education, takes a good rest, and is dedicated to safeguarding the reputation of the Wen family. Of course, he treats me well to the outside world. I have been with him for so long, regardless of feelings, it's really true." Can't find anything wrong with him."
But the more this is the case, the more boring it is.
Husband and wife respect each other as guests, they are really just "guests".
He thought of Yang Yang and Lin Ziqing again, and his heart ached.There is the closest connection between them is a child, but what is there between him and Wen Xinyang?
He got up and let out a long breath: "I'm going back."
"Still going to the military camp? I thought he sent someone to take you back to Wen's house?"
"Promise Yangyang to ride with him today." Chi Yunfei said, "I took the medicine, thank you."
"Hey." Xiao Tang put away his thoughts of watching the excitement, gave him a helpless look, and took out a few picture albums from under the pillow and gave them to him, "Put it away, I will learn more by myself. You are so cute, follow me more." If he acts like a baby, he will definitely like you. Don't be sad."
Xiao Tang touched Chi Yunfei's head and comforted him like a big brother. Chi Yunfei was about to be touched when he heard the other party change his voice and said: "If it still doesn't work, I'll help you lure him into the next door Nanfeng Pavilion, ask Yuan Shao to go out in person, train him first and then return it to you!"
Chi Yunfei: "...Teaching what?"
Xiao Tang cast a wink: "Let him understand the goodness of men first, and then... huh?"
Chi Yunfei kicked over: "Get lost!"
After kicking the man, he walked towards the door aggressively, held the doorknob with one hand, then turned his head slightly and said, "Hurry up and do what I told you earlier, don't delay it for me, and remember to keep it secret."
Xiao Tang patted the footprints on his body, and lazily said: "I know. You really care about your general."
Chi Yunfei scolded him for being careless in making friends, and said in his heart that he must keep Wen Xinyang away from this place in the future.
In his eyes, a majestic general entering this kind of place is like a lamb that has been laundered in vain falling into the jaws of a tiger. He couldn't bear the general being bullied.
Chi Yunfei went downstairs, and Liu Qingchuan was smoking under the eaves. When he saw him coming, he put out his cigarette and touched his heels to salute: "Master, can you go back?"
"Yeah." Chi Yunfei put away his frustration and cheered up, and got on a rickshaw next to him.
The rickshaw seat was a bit hard, and he hissed in pain. Brother Liu had good eyesight, and immediately took off his coat and put it on the seat cushion: "Sit down, is it better this time?"
Chi Yunfei raised his hand and scratched the tip of his nose: "How can this work..."
"It's okay, you can sit down." Liu Qingchuan rolled onto a white horse next to him, and said with a loud smile, "When I came out, the general ordered you to come first."
Chi Yunfei pursed his lower lip, and said to himself: The general's tutor is really good, if it were someone else, I'm afraid he would have ignored him long ago.
Good man, good man.
Wen Xinyang, who was inexplicably issued a good person card far away in the military camp, sneezed suddenly, and slid his black handwriting on the table.
He picked up the document, looked at it, frowned, tore it up, and took the paper again.
Outside the tent, a soldier said: "General, here comes the tea."
Wen Xinyang groaned: "Come in."
The little soldier carefully opened the curtain, it was one of those who were rescued by Wen Xinyang by the river earlier.Today, he is cleanly dressed, his hair is trimmed, his fair little face looks extraordinarily energetic, his cheeks are slightly flushed, his features are delicate, and he looks very tall and capable in military uniform.
His fingers are long and slender, and there is no dirt at all. The white porcelain teapot makes his hands more crystal clear.
He carefully poured the tea, bent down and gave it to Wen Xinyang, Wen Xinyang took it without raising his head, his fingers touched the other's hand holding the tea, Xiaobing's heart trembled, and the teacup suddenly fell crookedly on the table.
"Ah!" He frantically wiped it with paper, almost crying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Wen Xinyang frowned, brushed his hand away with one hand: "Go down."
Xiaobing panicked: "General, this subordinate didn't mean it! General calm down!"
Wen Xinyang was already a little absent-minded, and he was even more irritable when he stirred him up. He was about to sternly tell him to go down, but when he raised his eyes, he noticed that his figure was similar to that of Chi Yunfei, and he looked pretty good in military uniform. Can't help but wander off.
"You..." He paused and said, "How tall is it?"
"Huh?" Xiaobing was stunned.
Wen Xinyang also felt that his question was a bit strange, he cleared his throat and said unnaturally: "How tall are you? How old are you this year? Which team?"
The little soldier was at a loss at first, but then he was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "If you go back to the general, this subordinate is twenty years old, and his height... a few days ago, he measured 173, and he is currently patrolling the city gate."
Wen Xinyang nodded, stood up and looked at the soldier, thinking: Chi Yunfei seems to be a little shorter than him, doesn't he want to wear a military uniform?It's too late to find a tailor now, but this suit is quite suitable.I just need to roll up my pants...
He thought about how to say it so that it wouldn't look strange, and thought about it: "Do you have any more clothes to change? Can you..."
Before the words were finished, Xiao Bing blushed and bit his lower lip, turned his head and walked quickly to the front of the curtain to cover it up, then turned around and unbuttoned it.
Wen Xinyang waved his hands: "You don't need to be here..."
The little soldier twitched and said, "Listen to the general." He approached as he spoke, raised his hand to unbutton his coat, and unbuttoned his shirt collar, revealing his slender collarbone, and boldly hooked Wen Xinyang's hand with his fingers.
Wen Xinyang suddenly felt chills, and without thinking about slapping off the man's hand, he grabbed the other man's collar with a dark face, and kicked him out of the tent like a chicken.
"Come on!" He yelled, his eyes filled with offended anger.
The man looked confused, and immediately realized that he might have misunderstood something, his face flushed purple, he quickly got up and knelt in the mud and said, "General, calm down!"
Wen Xinyang didn't even look at him, and said to the guards rushing up: "Put him down! According to the military regulations, you will be punished with one hundred sticks! Leave the team within a time limit!"
The guard stood him up with a cold face: "Yes!"
"Call me the people from the recruitment office!" Wen Xinyang was furious, what did all this recruit? !
"Hahahahaha I, I hahahaha—"
"No, it's too funny hahahaha, you let me laugh enough first hahahaha——"
Chi Yunfei kicked the chair flying, raised his hand and lifted the table, the delicate tea bowl was broken to the ground, and someone outside the door immediately called out: "Master Xiao?!"
Xiao Tang smiled and wiped her tears while rushing outside and said: "It's okay, it's okay, ouch, you guys stay away, don't come near without my order."
The figure outside the window has left, the streets and alleys in the early morning are full of yelling, the backyard of the gambling house is quiet, and the gamblers who have stayed up all night and lost all their property or made a lot of money are drunk and passed out in the gambling house. Grunting and grinding of teeth.
Xiao Tang didn't care about avoiding the broken porcelain all over the floor, crossed his legs, wrapped his jacket and turned the sandalwood beads in his hands, and said, "Why are you so angry? Didn't you tell me this to make me happy?" ? Hey, Master Chi really has a heart."
Chi Yunfei gritted his teeth, his buttocks were still aching, and he only sat halfway on the cushion, his cat's eyes widened: "To make you happy? Okay, I'll let Brother Liu come up and take over your gambling shop, help Wouldn't it be happier for you to become a Buddha immediately, abandon gambling and follow the good path, and embark on the right path?"
As Chi Yunfei said, he was about to open the window to call for someone, but Xiao Tang stopped him: "Hey! I was just joking with you! Is it okay for me to make you happy? Cheapskate!"
Chi Yunfei gave him a blank look, with a gloomy face: "Can you talk about business?"
"...Yes." Xiao Tang dug out a few bottles of ointment from the wooden cabinet and threw them to him, "Here, I thought you were very capable. You act like a mess all day long, and you don't feel very proud when you touch the third brother's hand." Is it? You don’t know what to do with others in the end? You say you’re…”
Xiao Tang couldn't help being happy again as he spoke: "I said your general is also talented hahahaha——"
"Shut up." Chi Yunfei said while researching the ointment, "This shows that my general is also a young man when it comes to men. I don't care how many children he has, and it's the first time he's used- Bao. Hey, I'm not losing money."
Xiao Tang rolled his eyes when he heard the words, and wanted to reach out to pour tea, but found that the tea bowl was broken, and said speechlessly: "Okay, you said everything. Oh, I'm so weird, you like this one like that all the time Yes, it turns out you don’t even know how to do that?”
"My pure appreciation!" Chi Yunfei quibbled, "Put away all the filthy thoughts in your head!"
Xiao Tang made a gesture of surrender: "Yes, I am filthy, but you are so pure... Puhahahaha, no, I want to laugh again..."
Xiao Tang's eyes fell on Chi Yunfei's moving ass, which seemed to be very restless, and tears came out of his laughter: "Then what does your general say?"
Chi Yunfei: "..."
He died of pain at the time, as if he had been tortured inexplicably.They thought it was Wen Xinyang's new punishment method.
It wasn't until Wen Xinyang carried him to the bed and carefully applied the medicine that he came back to his senses, died of shame and anger with tears in his eyes, and wanted to find a place to dig a hole and bury himself.
Some things can't bear to think about it, the past is past, but it's very eye-catching when you think about it-for example, his howling like a pig, for example, he was shaking as if he had a disease, and he was still clutching. The general's clothes were crying.
Another example is what Wen Xinyang said afterwards.
General Wen turned on the lamp, with a confused expression on his face, he covered him with a quilt and said, "It's my fault, you go to bed first, I have something else to do... If you're still not feeling well tomorrow, I'll go find a doctor for you."
Then left.
The main tent was as warm as spring, but his heart seemed to be thrown into the twelfth lunar month of winter, and his whole body was frozen.
"He definitely doesn't like me anymore." Chi Yunfei put down the medicine bottle, his eyes fell on the floor, and he was rarely depressed, "Where is someone there... Howling like a pig."
Xiao Tang: "...Pfft."
Chi Yunfei glanced at him quietly, Xiao Tang hurriedly covered his mouth, waved his hands and said, "Don't think too much, maybe he just feels guilty."
"...I'm done." Chi Yunfei covered his face and leaned into the back of the chair, muttering, "I'm done, he will definitely think it's better to be a woman. Will he have a psychological shadow in the future?"
Xiao Tang groaned, didn't know how to comfort her for a while, and said hesitantly, "It's not impossible."
Chi Yunfei looked at him through his fingers: "Can you call this a comforter?!"
"Isn't that what you asked? I'm just telling the truth." Xiao Tang shrugged, "I've seen people like this. I thought I could sleep with a man, but as soon as I took off my clothes and saw that thing, I wilted instantly. Physiological reaction lies There are no people."
Chi Yunfei thought for a while, Wen Xinyang put out the light before they took off their clothes.
What does this represent?
Chi Yunfei asked tremblingly: "Well, then I helped him before, and he didn't wither?"
Xiao Tang spread her hands: "Is the light on?"
"..." It's closed.
Chi Yunfei took a deep breath and shouted, "I'm done! I'm done!!"
What he couldn't explain clearly at first, but he yelled out his voice so that the atmosphere was completely lost, Wen Xinyang definitely didn't want to do anything with him anymore!
Chi Yunfei wanted to cry but didn't have any tears, so he sat down on the cushion for a while, and when he heard someone calling him outside, he came back to his senses in a daze, and said dully: "Ah, I'll come out for a while as I agreed, I have to go back."
Xiao Tang looked out, and said: "The guard surnamed Liu has always followed Wen Xinyang, and being assigned to you is enough to show that your status in the hearts of your generals is not low. Don't worry, maybe it's just you thinking about it." too much."
"He's just following the rules." Chi Yunfei said feebly, "He has a good family education, takes a good rest, and is dedicated to safeguarding the reputation of the Wen family. Of course, he treats me well to the outside world. I have been with him for so long, regardless of feelings, it's really true." Can't find anything wrong with him."
But the more this is the case, the more boring it is.
Husband and wife respect each other as guests, they are really just "guests".
He thought of Yang Yang and Lin Ziqing again, and his heart ached.There is the closest connection between them is a child, but what is there between him and Wen Xinyang?
He got up and let out a long breath: "I'm going back."
"Still going to the military camp? I thought he sent someone to take you back to Wen's house?"
"Promise Yangyang to ride with him today." Chi Yunfei said, "I took the medicine, thank you."
"Hey." Xiao Tang put away his thoughts of watching the excitement, gave him a helpless look, and took out a few picture albums from under the pillow and gave them to him, "Put it away, I will learn more by myself. You are so cute, follow me more." If he acts like a baby, he will definitely like you. Don't be sad."
Xiao Tang touched Chi Yunfei's head and comforted him like a big brother. Chi Yunfei was about to be touched when he heard the other party change his voice and said: "If it still doesn't work, I'll help you lure him into the next door Nanfeng Pavilion, ask Yuan Shao to go out in person, train him first and then return it to you!"
Chi Yunfei: "...Teaching what?"
Xiao Tang cast a wink: "Let him understand the goodness of men first, and then... huh?"
Chi Yunfei kicked over: "Get lost!"
After kicking the man, he walked towards the door aggressively, held the doorknob with one hand, then turned his head slightly and said, "Hurry up and do what I told you earlier, don't delay it for me, and remember to keep it secret."
Xiao Tang patted the footprints on his body, and lazily said: "I know. You really care about your general."
Chi Yunfei scolded him for being careless in making friends, and said in his heart that he must keep Wen Xinyang away from this place in the future.
In his eyes, a majestic general entering this kind of place is like a lamb that has been laundered in vain falling into the jaws of a tiger. He couldn't bear the general being bullied.
Chi Yunfei went downstairs, and Liu Qingchuan was smoking under the eaves. When he saw him coming, he put out his cigarette and touched his heels to salute: "Master, can you go back?"
"Yeah." Chi Yunfei put away his frustration and cheered up, and got on a rickshaw next to him.
The rickshaw seat was a bit hard, and he hissed in pain. Brother Liu had good eyesight, and immediately took off his coat and put it on the seat cushion: "Sit down, is it better this time?"
Chi Yunfei raised his hand and scratched the tip of his nose: "How can this work..."
"It's okay, you can sit down." Liu Qingchuan rolled onto a white horse next to him, and said with a loud smile, "When I came out, the general ordered you to come first."
Chi Yunfei pursed his lower lip, and said to himself: The general's tutor is really good, if it were someone else, I'm afraid he would have ignored him long ago.
Good man, good man.
Wen Xinyang, who was inexplicably issued a good person card far away in the military camp, sneezed suddenly, and slid his black handwriting on the table.
He picked up the document, looked at it, frowned, tore it up, and took the paper again.
Outside the tent, a soldier said: "General, here comes the tea."
Wen Xinyang groaned: "Come in."
The little soldier carefully opened the curtain, it was one of those who were rescued by Wen Xinyang by the river earlier.Today, he is cleanly dressed, his hair is trimmed, his fair little face looks extraordinarily energetic, his cheeks are slightly flushed, his features are delicate, and he looks very tall and capable in military uniform.
His fingers are long and slender, and there is no dirt at all. The white porcelain teapot makes his hands more crystal clear.
He carefully poured the tea, bent down and gave it to Wen Xinyang, Wen Xinyang took it without raising his head, his fingers touched the other's hand holding the tea, Xiaobing's heart trembled, and the teacup suddenly fell crookedly on the table.
"Ah!" He frantically wiped it with paper, almost crying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Wen Xinyang frowned, brushed his hand away with one hand: "Go down."
Xiaobing panicked: "General, this subordinate didn't mean it! General calm down!"
Wen Xinyang was already a little absent-minded, and he was even more irritable when he stirred him up. He was about to sternly tell him to go down, but when he raised his eyes, he noticed that his figure was similar to that of Chi Yunfei, and he looked pretty good in military uniform. Can't help but wander off.
"You..." He paused and said, "How tall is it?"
"Huh?" Xiaobing was stunned.
Wen Xinyang also felt that his question was a bit strange, he cleared his throat and said unnaturally: "How tall are you? How old are you this year? Which team?"
The little soldier was at a loss at first, but then he was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "If you go back to the general, this subordinate is twenty years old, and his height... a few days ago, he measured 173, and he is currently patrolling the city gate."
Wen Xinyang nodded, stood up and looked at the soldier, thinking: Chi Yunfei seems to be a little shorter than him, doesn't he want to wear a military uniform?It's too late to find a tailor now, but this suit is quite suitable.I just need to roll up my pants...
He thought about how to say it so that it wouldn't look strange, and thought about it: "Do you have any more clothes to change? Can you..."
Before the words were finished, Xiao Bing blushed and bit his lower lip, turned his head and walked quickly to the front of the curtain to cover it up, then turned around and unbuttoned it.
Wen Xinyang waved his hands: "You don't need to be here..."
The little soldier twitched and said, "Listen to the general." He approached as he spoke, raised his hand to unbutton his coat, and unbuttoned his shirt collar, revealing his slender collarbone, and boldly hooked Wen Xinyang's hand with his fingers.
Wen Xinyang suddenly felt chills, and without thinking about slapping off the man's hand, he grabbed the other man's collar with a dark face, and kicked him out of the tent like a chicken.
"Come on!" He yelled, his eyes filled with offended anger.
The man looked confused, and immediately realized that he might have misunderstood something, his face flushed purple, he quickly got up and knelt in the mud and said, "General, calm down!"
Wen Xinyang didn't even look at him, and said to the guards rushing up: "Put him down! According to the military regulations, you will be punished with one hundred sticks! Leave the team within a time limit!"
The guard stood him up with a cold face: "Yes!"
"Call me the people from the recruitment office!" Wen Xinyang was furious, what did all this recruit? !
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