Sand Sculpture Demon King, Online Farming

01.

"Fairy Tale Hotel".

What kind of novel is this?

The bachelor is not very interested in fairy tales. He admits that some of those fairy tales are really interesting and can dig out a lot of connotations, but he is still not very interested in fairy tales. He is getting older and has lost that kind of intoxication. The capacity for fairy tale fantasy too.Of course, like anyone else in politics, he prefers A Song of Ice and Fire.

So, after seeing the name of this novel, the Grand Master's first reaction was that it should be a novel full of fairy tale style... He didn't have the motivation to read it, but after all, it was the order of the Ice Emperor, so he reluctantly read it. to see.

His complexion was not very good at this moment, he fell asleep half an hour ago, but the Ice Emperor's people came and said that the emperor had invited him, and dragged him out of bed.He missed the soft mattress and goose down pillows.

The soft and comfortable pillow was put on the shelves of Hill in the Demon World Mall some time ago, and it was welcomed by the public once it was launched.

Speaking of this goose feather pillow, Hill thought of a very strange little knowledge.The western aristocracy once invented a way of wiping their butts - using the neck of a live goose, and praised that you will feel unparalleled enjoyment.

... This is really too miserable, presumably the goose will feel that fate has strangled its throat.

By the way, Roman aristocrats would use fungus to clean their buttocks. They said the fungus was soft and moist, and it would make people feel very comfortable when dry.

It's scary enough to be so curious, in fact, there are still people who clean their asses by dog ​​licking.Hill was full of question marks after reading it at the time, not knowing what these nobles were thinking.

And let's talk about the Bachelor again.

In short, Grand Maester's expression was not good at the beginning, and he was forcibly pulled up from the bed. If it was an important matter, it would be fine, but it turned out that he was asked to read novels? !

The grand maester has the urge to let go of himself and make a grand maester-style roar at Ice Emperor Claude.

But he understands that he can roar at the court not only because of his hard work, but mainly because the Ice Emperor needs to create an image of tolerance to his subjects, so they have actually formed a subtle tacit understanding at present.He gained the awe of others by roaring at the court, and the ice emperor created the feeling of being a corporal by being roared.

But in private, if the Grand Scholar dared to roar, the Ice Empress would definitely dare to do something to him.

The Grand Scholar knew that one day the Ice Emperor would definitely make trouble, and he was going to push the Ice Emperor directly, and put himself in a particularly humble posture to help the Ice Emperor establish his majesty.

If so, it might be worth it.

At this time, the Grand Scholar was still thinking about the bed, and under Bingdi's order, he opened the novel unhappily.

If you read novels with emotions, you will definitely be crazy and picky unconsciously.

The language and writing are so boring, the conversations of these students are not good, and there are several couples... tsk tsk... This sticky love will be hit in reality sooner or later.

The Grand Maester thought so, this is really a boring novel.This beginning full of youth and love, and this fairy tale hotel, should be the love story of a bunch of students in this hotel.

ah.Why did His Majesty let him watch this thing? Does His Majesty like this thing?

then……

The Grand Maester's face twitched.

What is this?

What's with the black hairy legs sticking out from under the mattress?Is the student wrong?

After a few minutes, Grand Maester felt a little chill all over.

What about a silly love story?He wants stupid love stories!

"He heard someone singing next door, and it was Linda who was singing, but she was choking on her own voice, her voice was quite weird, as if she was imitating a child, it was really ugly.

He couldn't take it anymore, he got up and left his room and knocked on the door next door. The singing inside stopped, but Linda didn't answer the door.

He said unhappily: "What an impolite guy..." At this time, he found that there was also a small hole in the door of this room, so he leaned over to look curiously.

Opposite the small hole is a bloodshot eye.

Someone is looking out of this little hole!

That eye widened to a frightening extent, and the eyeballs bulged out! "

What the fuck!

The grand maester almost lost the book.

He felt his heart beating wildly.

He turned his head to look at Ice Emperor Claude in shock, and Claude was looking straight at him.

Looking straight at him.

look at him.

……

The college student let out a scream, dropped the book and fell from the chair to the ground.

Ice Empress Claude was obviously taken aback by Grand Maester's reaction: "What's wrong with you?"

"I'm... fine." The Grand Master was a little embarrassed, he was a dignified Grand Master, how could he be frightened by a novel!Wasn't it just seeing an eye through the little hole in the door?What's so scary about it...well, it's kind of scary.

But it's just a little scary!The Ice Emperor gave him this novel, which means that the Ice Empress himself has read it. Now that the Ice Empress is sitting here so calmly, as Ice Empress’s bachelor, he should also be calm!

In order to hide his embarrassment, the Grand Maester began to look for the monocle that had just dropped on the ground.He squinted his eyes for a few seconds, and then saw that the monocle had just fallen to the side of the sofa, and there was a darkness under the sofa, which had a seductive and terrifying feeling.

The Grand Maester couldn't help thinking, I just took a look, I just took a look, there must be nothing under the sofa.

I just take a look...

Then he picked up the monocle, and looked under the sofa with anxiety.

Then he saw something moving.

...something that moves.

The Grand Maester let out a scream and fell to the ground again.

Ice Empress Claude was startled for the second time: "What the hell is your name!" He was frightened twice by the grand maester, and he couldn't bear it now.

Then the maid came over with tea and snacks, and what the grand maester had just seen was her moving feet.

The grand maester felt like his heart was about to jump out, he gasped for a while on the ground before saying: "Yes, I'm sorry Your Majesty, I was frightened just now."

The maid took a look at the current scene, the grand scholar was sitting on the ground in messy clothes, his cheeks were reddish, and he was gasping for breath.

Bingdi looked down at him from the sidelines, looking quite well-dressed.

Recently, the maid who was reading the BL novel of "Makai Magazine" and was full of pornographic waste almost spilled the tea.

After putting down her things, she quickly slipped away.

It seems that His Majesty just had a very violent incident with the Grand Maester...

It seems that because of something from the devil world, someone else was killed again.

The Grand Scholar here finally came to his senses. Seeing his startled look, Bingdi felt that he couldn't let him continue watching, otherwise a lot of young people would be prone to accidents.

"This is the novel version of the next movie." Ice Emperor Claude said.

"I don't think anyone would like to give you something like this." The grand maester shook his head.

"I think young people will like it." Ice Emperor Cloud said, "and they will be keen to recommend it to their friends after watching it."

"That's true... You may want to scare others after being scared." The Grand Maester nodded, "Wait a minute, Your Majesty, so you can show me the reason..."

Ice Emperor Claude suddenly felt a guilty conscience: "Then, because you are an important university scholar, I thought I should tell you about this kind of thing..."

"Your Majesty, you may have never said this in private before, and your Majesty, every time you make up, you will use the other party's official position and what you should say as a monarch..."

"That's because I was too reserved before, and now I think that as a monarch, it is necessary to express my true thoughts..." Ice Empress Claude covered his mouth after speaking halfway.

The Grand Maester looked at him with dead fish eyes: "Your Majesty."

Ice Emperor Claude: "...Ah."

It was a rich night...although it ended on an awkward note.

But that's not the end of it.

Because both of them only watched half of it.

The naive Ice Emperor Claude thought that he would stop being afraid after watching half of it.

The Grand Maester also thought so, so he resolutely refused to watch it after being frightened.

The two went back to their respective houses to sleep.

And then... couldn't sleep.

It feels like there’s something under the pillow. There’s something under the bed. There’s something outside. Anyway, there’s something everywhere!Did they break the curse later?Can the curse be broken?What's behind? ? ?I really want to know!

——Actually, the scariest thing about a horror movie is not to finish watching all of them, but to stop after watching half of them.

The Grand Maester verified this truth with a night of insomnia.

But Ice Empress Claude called a bunch of servants after insomnia in the middle of the night, and read the novel tremblingly with their company.

02.

The culprit, Hill, of course doesn't know what happened to the Ice Empire Muelheim. He is currently letting a few succubi to train the actors on acting skills.

The acting training lasts for half a month, which will bring obvious improvement to novices like them.

During this period, Hill will not be idle, he started to sort out other aspects of the movie, and explained each scene with Lich Ali Gaili, who was in charge of special effects.This movie will use a lot of special effects, such as rotting bodies, wriggling maggots...

Lich Ali Gaili suggested innocently and lovelyly: "It is more difficult to make such an illusion than to let the actor's body rot directly. Let's let the actor rot directly in order to save costs."

Hill: "..."

Although it was not the first time he had come into contact with the terrifying three views of the demons, Hill was still shocked by Ali Gaili's words.

It's like for every lipstick a dog loses his penis, for every horror movie an actor dies behind the scenes...what the hell.

Hill cleared out the ghostly words that suddenly entered his mind, "For the best interest, we should treat the actors well, let them go back to the human world and blow the demon world to other humans, make everyone want to make movies, let everyone Everyone wants to come to the Demon Realm."

"I'm sorry, my king, I'm too short-sighted." Lich Ali Gaili apologized.

"Okay." Hill said blankly, "I'm not going to take this as an example."

But he knew that the Lich Ali Gaili would not say such words next time, but he would change his posture to make him continue to choke.

"...That's it anyway. I'll go to my morning workout, and then you and I will have breakfast, and we'll continue this conversation over breakfast," Hill said.

"Yes, my king," said the Lich Aligaili.

Hill said casually: "So wash it up and wait for me in my bedroom." After he finished speaking, he grabbed the sword hanging on the wall and drew a sword flower.The sunlight flickered on the tip of the sword, reflecting Hill's eyes very brightly.

Lich Ali Gaili was taken aback for a moment, he realized for the first time the charm of another aspect of his Lord Demon King.

And Erwen on the desk lamp next to him has melted into a lump of candle oil: "Ah... my king is so handsome."

Today is a rainy day, and it is raining mistyly.

When Hill arrived at the lake, he found that the paladin who taught him swordsmanship hadn't arrived. He said to himself: "Is he late, or did he suddenly realize that since ancient times, good and evil have always been incompatible? Let me go, please go away and help yourself?"

A clear voice came from behind, "Because your instructor today is me."

Hill gave a slight snort and turned around, seeing the blond-haired and blue-eyed Monroe walking towards him in snow-white armor.

Wow, pretending to be a paladin.

overtake!class!happiness!joyous!

Pretending to like is also liking, and defiled happiness is also happiness.Hill is generous in this regard.

"You're back!" Hill said happily.

"I just came back." Monroe said, "I haven't gone to the Dark Vatican yet, so I'll come to see you first."

The rain in late spring is softer and warmer than summer, and it feels like a soft kiss on the cheek.

Hill smiled, "Okay."

"How are you doing?" Monroe asked.

"Fine." Hill replied.

"Okay, then you're about to die." Monroe took a step forward and crushed the stones on the ground. The rising sun elongated his shadow. With his movements, the magic elements in the air began to riot. "Because in the next period of time, I will come to serve as your swordsmanship instructor."

"I wish for it." Hill also smiled, and the aura exuding from him made the rain fly away, "Don't let the water go, Men, Luo, teacher, teacher."

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