Sand Sculpture Demon King, Online Farming

01.

"Mongrel."

This curse word is very powerful to Prince Tuttle.

One of the reasons is that the Bolai family was not a nobleman hand-picked by the first generation of Yulan Emperor, but gradually climbed up gradually by means of marriages and money donations.There is a saying that when a person lacks something, he will show off what he lacks, as if Hill is always saying that he is innocent in fact (no). For Prince Tuttle, he has been committed to showing off his prince status. Hearing this now, his face immediately turned livid.

He's smart and has a lot of brains, but the pride of being in the top position for so long and the humiliation of his family by saying that can easily put his own brains aside.

Then the servants outside heard Prince Tuttle's roar and insults.

Many of these people have become excellent witnesses...

Then they saw His Highness Greenwald fall directly into the corridor with a dagger stuck in his chest.

No matter how you look at it, it was Prince Tuttle who suddenly attacked His Royal Highness Greenwald after insulting him, although in fact it was Hill who stabbed himself suddenly.

The scene suddenly became chaotic.

The death knight Gordonia who was guarding outside rushed in "timely" and "saved" Greenwald.Many people saw him rushing outside holding Greenwald covered in blood in panic.After all, he is still an actor, so his acting skills are called superb.

Half an hour later, the news that Prince Tuttle Burley attempted to kill His Royal Highness Greenwald spread throughout Yulan City.

Prince Tuttle tried to defend himself, but no one listened to him, and he was locked up by the pale Emperor Yulan.

That night, Jackson Sr. announced the news on the live broadcast of the magic phone. He regretted that Prince Tuttle Burley was an extreme racist (a word that Hill had gradually instilled in everyone), and he deliberately He attacked the 'Dawn Bird' charitable organization and led His Royal Highness Greenwald to meet with him alone to discuss matters. He prepared a mithril dagger that could kill demons in advance, and suddenly launched an attack on His Royal Highness Greenwald.His Royal Highness Greenwald is currently in critical condition, the Devil's Emporium is temporarily closed, and the daily animation is also temporarily suspended.

It was, as Hill puts it, "a good enough gift."

Oh, by the way, Bishop Theresa Shelley, who "dedicated to fight against the demons" and "loyal to the God of Light", immediately reported the fact that "mithril has miraculous effects on the demons" to the higher-ups, as a very Precious metal, collecting it is a waste of time and money, well... this is another way to cheat the church.

In fact, mithril is nonsense, and mithril has no special effect on demons.This draft is from Monroe's proposal: "It is necessary to create a weakness for the demons."

Teresa didn't understand at the time: "What?"

"Let everyone know that the demons have weaknesses, and humans will be more at ease." Monroe explained a few more words to his former subordinates, "And it's best to be valuables, you can report them to the church."

Teresa took the case: "It's too insidious, captain, you are worthy of being the captain, Gao!"

After this matter was reported, the church really started to collect Mithril, so there were complaints again.

Little by little, they shake the hearts of the church among the people.

The floating island of the church has been basically completed, but when it was raised, it encountered a big problem. The church had to recruit many magicians to do this, and those magicians were very dissatisfied with it.

In fact, the Pope regrets it a little now. The money and energy that the floating island needs to spend is beyond his expectations, but fortunately, he has plundered a lot of wealth from the demons, so he can still support it...or it would not be floating on weekdays. , Let’s float it again on a specific festival.The Pope thought helplessly.At the same time, he thought, what is the reason why the devil can make a floating island?It is the Demon King who can command the entire Demon World.But not the pope, because humans have other empires and emperors.If the pope can command all human beings, then a small floating island... a terrible seed has been planted.

Speaking of which, the demons are richer than he imagined, the pope continued to think, he should stop asking the demons for something.But right now, a prince of the Yulan Empire actually stabbed the Prince of the Demon Race, and the church seems to have to calm things down... Alas, what a trouble.

02.

"His Royal Highness has been assassinated!"

"Which Highness?"

"Of course it's His Royal Highness Greenwald!"

"How is that possible? Which bastard did it? The Church?"

"It's a prince of the Yulan Empire."

"Asshole, is he crazy? Why would he do such a thing?"

"He is also said to be trying to take money from the 'Birds of Dawn' charity."

"Damn, I really don't know who is human and who is demon!"

The populace exploded, and the aristocrats reacted particularly strongly.

Almost everyone in the Yulan Empire, the Ice Empire Mulheim and the Plague Islands knew about the assassination of the Prince of the Demon Realm, some through magic mobile phones, and some spread it by word of mouth because of the closure of the Demon Realm shopping mall.

Some of them are worried about the safety of Hill himself, others are concerned about this matter because they can't eat delicious food, and they can't watch movies and anime. Will it be against humans because of this incident?After finally ushering in this peace, is it going to be broken by a racist prince?

All kinds of protests and public riots made Emperor Yulan even more stupid, and made Ice Emperor Claude click his tongue. The influence of the demons is so great now.

The church in Winter City was in a panic, but Bishop Teresa Shelley calmly appeased her subordinates, saying that he had reported to the Pope, and the matter would be resolved soon.The priests thought that Bishop Shelley is indeed Bishop Shelley, Bishop Shelley is so calm.What they don't know is that their great Bishop Shelley actually has a dark heart.

Under such circumstances, the old Duke Jackson, a friend of His Royal Highness Greenwald, resolutely chose to enter the Demon Realm at the risk of being angered by the Demon King.

After the news spread, many people regarded the old Jackson as a hero.

Then old Jackson sees Hill walking around with a very cute little girl (…).

"...I heard you're dying," old Jackson squinted at Hill.

"...I heard that you became a human hero." Hill also squinted at Old Jackson.

"Okay," Old Jackson felt a little unreasonable, "However, your behavior is a bit too unreasonable. It feels like you are playing with everyone in the world."

"One, victory is the process and the result. A cartoonist named Qian Haiyan said that human civilization does not prohibit cannibalism, but it requires you to tie a napkin." Hill said.

This sentence is really breath-taking.

So old Jackson began to wait intently for Hill's next words.

"Oh, in fact, Qian Haiyan also said that 'fast is the enemy of romance', I think so too, but I and her 'fast' definitely don't mean the same thing..." Hill said.

Old Jackson was a little stupefied: "... what next?"

"Second, I don't have big thighs to play around with," Hill said.

Between palms, thighs, thighs.

...Okay.

The old Jackson was completely dumbfounded. He accepted with difficulty that Hill was handsome for less than three seconds: "That's what I'm saying. Although I feel a little out of place, your behavior is really very high-level and very powerful."

"This is already a relatively authentic result." Hill shook his head, "If it is not authentic, I will announce to the public that His Royal Highness Greenwald is dead."

"You..." Old Jackson was shocked. He knew how many people were fans of Greenwald. If it was announced that Greenwald was dead, what would happen to those people...

Hill spread his hands: "Then I will change my vest and continue to hang out in the human world."

"You are terrible." Old Jackson said sincerely.

Hill made a gentlemanly salute: "Thanks for the compliment."

In the eyes of old Jackson, this is really a brilliant and terrible idea of ​​​​genius.

However, in Hill's eyes, it's no different from changing vests and skins to guide the fine points on the forum.

"What do you plan to do next?" Old Jackson continued to ask.

"The Demon King will be furious and demand to kill Prince Tuttle, otherwise the Demon Realm will attack humans, let alone the shopping malls in the Demon Realm. If you stand up and support killing, Prince Tuttle should indeed die. Emperor Yulan is still hesitant , the public reacted violently," Hill said, and he had it all sorted out.

"Then the hawks led by Bishop Theresa Shelley insisted on going to war regardless of the will of the people?" Old Jackson asked. He knew Theresa was Hill's man.

"It's not like Teresa will handle some things well in this dispute, which will improve his status and reputation within the church." Hill said.

"You..." Old Jackson was really sucked in by the implied meaning of Hill's words this time, "You want to..."

"Although I do have the intention to let Teresa go higher, but you are so surprised that you are too arrogant." Hill said in a joking manner: "When I want to speed up global warming, I will Announcing this news on the magic phone will make all human beings gasp, and the temperature will rise collectively.” Oh, isn’t there another point of view that a major cause of global warming is cow farting.There is a news that on a farm in Germany, a large amount of methane accumulated in the cow pen due to the farts emitted by ninety cows together, which caused an explosion after encountering static electricity, causing the roof of the farmhouse to be blown up.According to the study, a cow emits about 400 liters of methane per day.It's a bit scary.

Old Jackson certainly couldn't understand the first half of the sentence, but the latter was too spoof, so he forced himself to calm down: "...you are blaspheming."

"I actually like being blasphemed," Hill said.Hey.Monroe.Hey.my lord.

Old Jackson really didn't understand; "What?"

"It's nothing." Hill waved his hand, almost throwing out the temperament of the society's handshake, and then he put on a serious expression and started to say serious things: "The next step is that the public reacted violently, and the war was about to break out, and I Dragging my wounded body dissuaded my... well, my father the king, and expounded peaceful thoughts to him; then I would tell the populace that I hate racists, and I understand that Prince Tuttle is a man, not a human being I will forgive them for their collective behavior. I originally thought that the demons and humans would be peaceful and endure this unfair treatment. In the end, they said that today is also a day to shed tears for the kind Lord Greenwald."

"Ah, it looks like you've got it all planned," said old Jackson slowly.

"Do you have to be so surprised every time?" Hill smiled.

At this time, it was getting dark, the surrounding twilight was dim, and the woods gradually dimmed.The fallen leaves are frosted.

The cold wind rustled in the forest.

Old Jackson was silent for a moment and asked, "What should I do?"

"You should be relieved that your collaborator is such a powerful person." Hill's expression was the same as usual, with an idle smile.But that's the scariest part.

"That's all I can do?" Old Jackson asked.

"No, but I advise you to do so." Hill said, and then he smiled casually, "It's rare for you to come to the Demon Realm, come, I'll take you to the floating island of the fallen angels, and have a meal by the way Feast. Go, Alice."

Only then did the old Jackson gradually recover his form.

They boarded the snow-white bird and went to the territory of the fallen angels. On the way, old Jackson asked casually, "Is this a human girl?"

"Yes." Hill said.

"Well... I remember you said you liked men," said old Jackson.

"Don't get me wrong hahaha..." Hill laughed, "Come to Alice, say hello to Grandpa Jackson... Bah no, I'm somehow younger, say hello to Uncle Jackson."

"Good evening, Duke Jackson." Alice nodded, "My name is Alice, you misunderstood, Duke Jackson, Lord Demon King does not have that kind of hobby, because I am useful, so I can stay here."

"It works... so what's your idea again? Greenwald." Old Jackson asked.

Hill thought about it for a while, and then a bad taste suddenly appeared: "She is the Pope's biological daughter."

Old Jackson: "..."

Old Jackson almost fell off the bird.

What a scary word!Sooner or later, he will be scared to death by the devil!

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