I'm going to make a god

Black households?

Are there such awesome black households?

Xie Xiaoshan was so angry that his seven orifices smoked.

But it's useless even if you get angry.

Thinking of what happened after he went offline in a coma, Xie Xiaoshan's brain hurts.

The reason is very simple. The fat man named Pan Guang who fought against Gong Qianzhong outside Lingshan City was also a big cauldron.

This is the premise.

Then the tripod failed in the competition with Gong Qianzhong, and the sound waves emitted by Gong Qianzhong penetrated Pan Guang's body, leaving two bloodstains on his body naturally.

If this is converted into an adult at the same time, then it doesn't matter, as soon as the spiritual power turns, the wound will disappear.

But what about a Yu Ding from the Western Zhou Dynasty?

When Pan Guang reappeared after going offline, the daily maintenance staff saw two cracks on the outer layer of the tripod belly, which was originally plump and round, rolled their eyes and passed out =. =

The security personnel were also dumbfounded. As a result, the maintenance personnel fell to the ground and woke up the sluggish security personnel. The security personnel quickly rescued him, pinched the person and pressed his temple, and finally woke him up.

That maintenance staff is heartbroken.

I have the desire to die, this is a treasure that has been passed down for thousands of years, why is it suddenly cracked?

Is the temperature and humidity in the museum wrong?Or what radioactive material appeared?Why didn't the test find it?What are the security guards doing?Or are their protections failing?

Since the body of the old man with the goatee disappeared suddenly, the management staff of the Huaxia Museum has cooperated with special departments to prevent the sudden disappearance of the national treasure in the exhibition again.

There is even a document in the works on strengthening the management of cultural relics.

But no matter how much humans talk about it, it is actually useless. After all, cultural relics have long legs, and people can run by themselves.

It is one thing to be willing to register, quite another to accept management or even to obey human orders.

This time, the Western Zhou Dynasty Ding had two openings in its stomach, which completely blew up the museum.

They urgently contacted the special department and asked the department to give a feasible protection plan.

Yes, they can't stop the cultural relics with long legs, so they can only ask special departments to do a good job in related security work.

Team Zhou felt like taking pills.

How to do this security?The operatives of the entire special department plus Xie Xiaoshan and another guy who went out to work, there are only three people in total! !

How can three people protect those pots and pans?

Do you want them to open a restaurant in the wilderness?That's more pills!

But this is all secondary, the most important thing at the moment is to find the black jade dragon that disappeared without a sound.

Speaking of this black jade dragon, it's not a baby golden dragon running around in Sijiu City.

The black jade dragon was unearthed in Chifeng, about 6000 years ago. Various ancient relics unearthed there indicate that there was a huge tribe and ethnic group that lasted for nearly 2000 years.

The tribal group near Chifeng can be said to be one of the earliest birthplaces of human beings in ancient times, and the black jade dragon unearthed in that birthplace is exquisite in shape, smooth in lines, and has an inexplicable sense of strangeness. It is also known as the first place in China. Yilong is a national treasure among national treasures.

In ancient times, jade wares were always sacrificial ritual vessels. This black jade dragon has a hole in the center, which shows that it must be one of the most valuable sacrificial ritual vessels among the tribes at that time, and it contains profound cultural connotations.

Such a treasure with special significance suddenly disappeared, and then heard from the online bosses that he found a new owner?

...the curator of the museum almost had a heart attack and was sent to the hospital.

The leader of the jade team immediately applied for a plane and flew directly to northern Jiangsu, trying to retrieve the black jade dragon.

Xie Xiaoshan was in charge of reception.

Seeing this gray-haired old gentleman, Xie Xiaoshan said honestly that it was a bit difficult.

The old gentleman held Xie Xiaoshan's hand tremblingly, wishing to look up to the sky and sigh: "It's troublesome, if there is a one in ten thousand possibility, I have to try it."

Then Xie Xiaoshan tried it, but was sent flying by the black jade dragon's tail.

Xie Xiaoshan had no choice but to take a step back, he tried his best to persuade Hei Yulong: "Even if you want to follow Xiao Zhong, it doesn't prevent you from putting the main body in the museum."

Hei Yulong still ruthlessly refused, the matter was not as simple as Xie Xiaoshan thought.

The old man with the goatee and Fatty Pan are fine even if they leave their bodies in the museum, but Black Jade Dragon can't.

He is a witch weapon himself, it is best to follow the witch at any time.

Hei Yulong said casually: "Anyway, I'm a heavy witch now. If you are worried about the exhibition, just make Xibei goods? Don't think I don't know, those old guys like to imitate cultural relics the most."

The old gentleman who was listening outside the door couldn't bear it any longer. He opened the door and came in. Just as he was about to speak to persuade Hei Yulong, he was suddenly attracted by the shimmering Black Dragon Jade Pendant on the boy's waist.

This is an amazing sight that has not been seen in the past few decades.

The black jade dragon exudes a faint light, as if a real dragon has come to life, and it seems to be faintly flying, with lightness in its agility, which is too beautiful to behold.

All the words from the old man's mouth disappeared, and thousands of words were frozen in his heart, leaving only...

"It's beautiful."

Xie Xiaoshan: "..."

He watched silently as the gray-haired old man rushed to the sofa, as if he wanted to reach out and touch it.

He stretched out his hand halfway, but the old man retracted again, and he rubbed his hand unconsciously, wanting to touch it but not daring to touch it.

In the end, the old man just lay down next to the sofa, carefully observing the black jade dragon, trembling when he spoke excitedly.

"The treasure has a spirit, and its brilliance shines brightly. This is really alive!"

Xie Xiaoshan felt tired.

If he didn't survive, would he be able to run from Sijiu City to Subei with long legs?

He coughed softly and asked the old gentleman, "Look..."

The old man ignored Xie Xiaoshan, just took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and connected it after two beeps.

The voice on the other side was very excited: "Old Liu! Have you found the first dragon?"

"I found it, I found it."

The eyes of the old man known as Mr. Liu were almost glued to the black jade dragon pendant. He said with a slight sigh: "It's so beautiful, the treasure that shines with divine light is really extraordinary. This jade pendant is just as we guessed. It is a sacrificial treasure with other special functions, and now someone has activated it, and the treasure has spirits, so I don’t want to go back to the display cabinet again.”

The person on the opposite side got stuck instantly, and his voice changed from excited to stuttering.

"Then, what should we do then?"

Mr. Liu said calmly: "Go and pull out the third layer of the cabinet on the left side of my studio. I made a fake out of black glass before. Let's put it on the exhibition shelf to make up for it."

other side:"………………"

But there is a problem.

Xie Xiaoshan was very curious: "...to log in to Dahuang, you must have a mobile phone with real-name registration. How did seniors do it?"

Hei Yulong calmly said: "It is said that he is a black household, so of course he uses a false identity."

Xie Xiaoshan: "Where did you get your fake identity?"

As a national civil servant, Xie Xiaoshan has a keen sense of this aspect.

Hei Yulong: "The Yehua organization will find out."

Xie Xiaoshan: "..."

Co-author You are also a customer of the underground organization! !

Xie Xiaoshan continued to ask the bottom line: "What about the money? Ye Hua also wants money."

Hei Yulong was strangely silent for a while before he said: "...They themselves don't know how many things are in the warehouse. A few years ago, I randomly found a few and sold them for money."

Mr. Liu:! ! !

What?The national treasure actually sells the national treasure for money!unacceptable! ! !

Xie Xiaoshan was dumbfounded, and he couldn't help looking at Mr. Liu: "Isn't the stuff in the warehouse registered?"

Mr. Liu clutched his heart and almost collapsed on the ground. He said weakly: "...Ten years ago, it was not digitized. There were hundreds of thousands of items in the warehouse. We have been doing statistical classification work, but we still have to do it. It can be repaired with less cultural relics, but also to search for folk treasures, and..."

In short, before the country's economy has developed and high technology has not been applied to daily management, the experts and professors of the museum are powerless and can only bury their heads in cleaning and repairing silently.

But manpower is exhausted, and this kind of thing needs to be passed on for generations to do slowly, but who would have thought that when they were cleaning up quickly, some big bosses would already exchange treasures for black households?

Hei Yulong didn't think so.

"Put it in your warehouse for ashes? What can you do?"

The black dragon jade pendant said unceremoniously: "And ninety-nine percent of the things inside are not as big as mine!"

nonsense!This guy is something from 6000 years ago!There are really not many treasures older than the Black Dragon Jade Pendant!

Old Liu asked with a pale face, "What did you sell?"

Hei Yulong said flatly: "You yourself know that treasures have spirits, so why force it?"

"Anyway, you can go back."

After saying this, the light around the black dragon jade pendant gradually disappeared, and even the whole dragon's tail curled up, strangely and miraculously turning into a round ordinary jade pendant.

Looking at the black jade dragon pendant now, how can there be a trace of the beauty and magic of the national treasure?It's as ordinary as a street stall on the street.

"The light of the gods disappears, and the treasures are obscured..."

Elder Liu sighed deeply. What can he do when he meets such a mischievous and disobedient ancestor?

The old man answered the phone again: "Hello? Xiaofang, help me to ask if there is any jade expert here in North Jiangsu? No? It doesn't matter. The Archeology Department of North Jiangsu University always needs a visiting professor, right? Find an honorary professor for me, I want to come here to raise children!!"

The corner of Xie Xiaoshan's mouth twitched, he suddenly felt that his college career might be far more exciting than he imagined.

You must know that he is also a student of the Department of Archeology at Subei University...

The old and the young left the room.

The two of them muttered here for a long time, and Gong Qianzhong was still sleeping, which showed that learning runes had caused him great consumption.

For a while, the room suddenly fell silent.

The black jade dragon pendant stretched its body, changing from a round jade pendant back to a dragon shape.

The black jade-colored dragon seemed to come alive, flying lightly along the boy's body forward.

Then the black jade dragon stopped between the boy's eyebrows.

The delicate and nimble black jade dragon circled back and forth above the boy's brows, and finally a little golden light flashed across the brows.

Hei Yulong hehehe, he flicked his tail lightly, the tail clearly touched the boy's eyebrows, but it directly disappeared into the boy's eyebrows, not only did not cause any harm to the boy, but also beat out the hidden Zhuang Bie! !

The cardboard man was greatly frightened.

He held the boy's nose tightly, trying not to let his body be hooked by the dragon's tail.

"You, what are you doing?"

Hei Yulong seemed to be looking at the mentally retarded.

"...If I hadn't fished you out of the warehouse back then, you would have become a picture of a hundred demons in the art exhibition by now!"

Zhuangbie: Huh?