I'm going to make a god

"So it's uncle..."

Before Chen Changshan finished speaking, Xie Xiaoshan slapped him on the face with the documents that rushed towards him.

Chen Chen covered his face with his hands, not knowing what to say.

The Chen brothers didn't sleep well that night.

Chen Chen was thinking over and over again about the heavy witch, while Chen Changshan was thinking about changing jobs over and over again.

His younger brother is a living dead man, he can eat without food, but he wants to eat!

The supernatural office run by Chen Changshan is a printing shop on the surface, specializing in photocopying, color printing and photo printing. He doesn't even bother to accept small advertisements. According to the copying price of fifty cents a piece, how much money can he earn in his account every year?

Basically, it is in a state of losing money year after year and making ends meet.

How much business tax and land tax can such a turnover pay?In addition, his parents are dead, and he is a single dog. Opening his own shop can be regarded as a young entrepreneur, and he also enjoys certain state subsidies.

But actually?

When the Chen brothers solve a problem, the minimum account entry is one million yuan, which has already exceeded the tax limit.

In the past, no one cared about them, and the two brothers played small fights, solving some supernatural and haunting incidents to make a little money, concealed and unobtrusive.

The targets of the special department have always been the bigwigs who make trouble, and the Chen brothers are not qualified to be invited to drink tea by the special department.

Then Chen Changshan was about to usher in the spring in his life, but he hadn't seen it yet, and he met his brother-in-law first.

My brother-in-law is also the deputy captain of the special department.

Mixed feelings.

Before dawn, Chen Changshan began to torment his younger brother Chen Chen.

He scratched his head, looking irritated.

"Ah, brother, do you think we will really become civil servants in the future?"

"Brother, you said that Vice Captain Xie won't trouble me, right?"

"They're all big names on the Lingnet. How could a little transparent like us, who has always been just chattering, meet Vice Captain Xie?"

"Didn't Zhuang Hui say that her cousin just started college?"

"Isn't the difference too big?"

"..."

Chen Chen's heart was still very heavy, but after listening to his elder brother's rambling, he couldn't laugh or cry.

He listened to the mess all morning, and said a word: "Brother, you said so much, but you didn't think too much about it."

It can be seen that I really like it.

Then Chen Chen gave his brother a deadly knife: "Oh, don't talk about breaking up, Zhuang Hui doesn't know you like her yet."

Chen Changshan was dumbfounded after hearing this, and then let out a cry, feeling a river of sadness in his heart.

He wiped his face: "Okay, that's it."

Chen Changshan thought, if Xie Xiaoshan forced him to pay taxes, he would sell himself to Zhuang Hui to borrow money!

Chen Chen still didn't know that his brother was so shameless. Seeing that his elder brother didn't intend to give up, he was relieved but also a little bit disappointed. Ah, the elder brother is finally about to start his own life.

After all, he and his elder brother died forever, so heaven and man were separated.

The two brothers ate breakfast with their own minds, and Xie Xiaoshan came to the door.

Chen Changshan set up the purpose of ingratiating his brother-in-law to get close to Zhuang Hui, so his attitude was naturally very different from yesterday.

Xie Xiaoshan is used to seeing big bosses, even if those big bosses can't do anything to Xie Xiaoshan, things still happen from time to time to show off their aura and force people with power, and sometimes even some big bosses can't help showing their aura. for appalling.

Xie Xiaoshan has dealt with this kind of existence for many years, and now facing Chen Changshan, he is really calm, calm and easy to handle.

"I won't let you pay back taxes either." Xie Xiaoshan cut to the chase: "After all, you won't be able to pay if you pay too much. If you pay too little, it's better not to pay."

One sentence directly brought Chen Changshan's thinking into his brain circuit.

"Although the work in special departments is not too busy, it is serious in nature and faces more dangers. Of course, the benefits are better." Xie Xiaoshan said: "Salary, provident fund and other social security issues as well as accommodation and household registration can be given to you. It’s resolved, but the annual bonus at the end of the first three years after joining the company is gone, which is regarded as a punishment for your previous tax evasion, do you have any objections?”

That must not be there!

Chen Changshan felt relieved, ah, this vice-captain Xie Xiaoshan is easy to talk to.

Xie Xiaoshan glanced at Chen Changshan, but did not tell Chen Changshan that the year-end bonus of the special department is in units of tens of millions. He has worked in the special department for so many years, and the money he has saved is almost tens of thousands of yuan every month.

Although it looks like a lot, considering the price of a magic weapon in the hundreds of thousands or even millions, the bonus at the end of the year is really only enough to buy three or four good magic weapons or elixir.

And the salary...it must meet the average standard of national civil servants.

Xie Xiaoshan easily hooked Chen Changshan into the trap.

On the one hand, Chen Changshan didn't expect that the young man in front of him who hadn't gone to college was actually full of experience. On the other hand, Chen Changshan also wanted to build a good relationship with Xie Xiaoshan, so he kept nodding, and finally signed the employment contract .

After signing the signature, it is one of our own. Xie Xiaoshan finally looked at Chen Changshan with a little more warmth in his eyes.

Ah, with Chen Changshan sharing the work, he can usher in a happy college life!

A slap always gives a sweet date, Xie Xiaoshan smiled all over his face.

"Although I am the vice-captain, I am relatively young. You can call me Xiaoshan, and I will call you Brother Chen. Look..."

"No problem, no problem." Chen Changshan said familiarly: "Xiaoshan, we will all work in the same unit in the future, please take care of you, Brother Chen and me!"

Xie Xiaoshan also smiled: "That's for sure. I'll pass back Brother Chen's contract first. After all, I'm just the vice-captain and need to be reviewed by Team Zhou. I'll trouble Brother Chen to go to Forty-Nine City when the time comes. After all, we The headquarters is in Beijing."

"I understand, I understand, so my brother's and my household registration will also be moved there?" Chen Changshan asked.

Xie Xiaoshan said with a smile: "That's for sure, unless you stay in Liaodong with your parents' household registration."

Liaodong's household registration and Sijiucheng's household registration, if you choose one of the two, then you must choose the foot of the imperial city.

Chen Changshan nodded again and again: "Move away, move away." After a pause, he sneered and said, "Where is your household registration, Xiaoshan?"

Xie Xiaoshan said: "In northern Jiangsu, I was admitted to Northern Jiangsu University, and my household registration was moved here."

Chen Changshan snorted: "Yes, you are a student, and your household registration follows the school."

Xie Xiaoshan said again: "The thing is roughly like this. By the way, my sister has been unconscious since she went offline before, so I sent her to the internal hospital of the special department. Brother Chen, do you know my sister? We want to go together Want to see it?"

"Wow!" Chen Changshan was overjoyed after hearing this: "Then shall we go now?"

Xie Xiaoshan smiled and said, "Okay, let's go with Xiaozhong."

Chen Changshan finally belatedly remembered the reason why his younger brother screamed, the heavy witch who beat up countless people outside Lingshan Wucheng.

He stuck for a moment, and asked tactfully: "...Is he a player?"

Isn't it some other world invasion?

Xie Xiaoshan nodded: "Yes, Xiao Zhong is very talented. Although he is my cousin, he has a very high seniority. He is still a child with high strength and a bit of a weird temper. Please forgive me, Brother Chen."

Chen Changshan understood, he thought that the so-called high seniority meant high seniority in the teacher's school, but he didn't think of other places.

Xie Xiaoshan was driving, and he called ahead of time to ask the medical staff to lure Zhuang's mother and Zhuang's father away for a comprehensive seminar. Then Xie Xiaoshan took Gong Qianzhong and the Chen brothers to the private hospital where Zhuang Hui lived.

Xie Xiaoshan said: "My cousin used to have a job, but she resigned due to some physical reasons. I happened to be studying in northern Jiangsu, and my cousin came to take care of me. She also happened to have a long vacation."

He smiled and said, "I don't know if my cousin told Brother Chen, but she used to be a planner and stayed up late every day when she was busy."

Chen Changshan nodded: "Occasionally I heard from Zhuang Hui that she said that she resigned and rested at home."

Xie Xiaoshan: "My cousin entered the supernatural industry very late, and I don't understand a lot of common sense, and I have been busy with work, and now I want to experience college life after I go to college. After all, life is rare, so our sister My younger brother plans to live together and take care of each other."

"We are looking for a suitable house to rent because there is still half a month left for school to start. This happened to my cousin. I can only trouble Team Zhou to arrange for her to recuperate in a private hospital."

What he said explained well why Zhuang Hui was recuperating in northern Jiangsu. Although he was telling the truth, he didn't say that Zhuang Hui was a local.

Gong Qianzhong and Chen Chen were sitting in the back row. Gong Qianzhong was hurrying to read Chinese textbooks. The school that Xie Xiaoshan helped him contact would start the exam in three days, and he almost forgot about it.

Chen Chen's whole body was stiff, no matter how much Xie Xiaoshan said that his eldest cousin was a cute child, Chen Chen would never forget the killing intent and indifference shown by Chong Wu's gestures during the battle.

...Besides, flames are the natural nemesis of all ghost-like creatures. Sitting next to Gong Qianzhong, Chen Chi is like a rabbit sitting next to a fox, with needles growing in his buttocks, hair blown all over and trembling.

Although Xie Xiaoshan got his driver's license very late, after his 18th birthday, he actually learned to drive a long time ago.

After all, when team Zhou was on a mission, it was really a matter of life and death, and the rule that minors were not allowed to drive would definitely be thrown away. In front of you, step on the accelerator and run like a bumper car.

Learn to drive with your life, the effect is remarkable.

Xie Xiaoshan ran between left and right on the congested road, running smoothly and naturally, as steady as an old dog. It only took 10 minutes to reach the private hospital under the special department.

Xie Xiaoshan waited for the group to take the elevator to the ward, and when they reached the floor, Xie Xiaoshan said to Gong Qianzhong naturally: "Xiao Zhong, please go to the infirmary and see if the doctor is there."

Gong Qianzhong blinked, replied, and went to find Zhuang's father and Zhuang's mother.

Xie Xiaoshan took the Chen family brothers into the ward. In the ward, Zhuang Hui was looking down at her hands in a daze. When she heard someone coming in, she couldn't help but look up.

He was seeing Chen Changshan and Chen Chen.

Her eyes suddenly brightened, she was very excited: "Brother Chen!"

When Chen Changshan saw... the bald Zhuang Hui, he couldn't seem to be happy and excited. He opened his mouth to say something, but finally his words turned into a series of laughs: "Hahahahahaha! Your head is so bright!!"

Zhuang Hui: "..."

Chen Chen died of fish eyes, and his elder brother still wants to get out of the order?It's impossible in this life!

Xie Xiaoshan is also dead fish-eyed, and has decided that Chen Changshan's household registration must be fixed in Forty-Nine City!Long distance love has no future!