Fantasy Farm

Lu Qingjiu had a long dream.

In the dream, he heard the sound of huge water, and through the small window, Lu Qingjiu saw the big yellow river rushing past the window.This river is extremely wide, so much so that wherever Lu Qingjiu looked, it was a mighty, endless turbulent flow.

It seemed that except for the house he was in, the whole world was flooded with water. Lu Qingjiu felt an unspeakable panic, his heart was pounding, he raised his head, and in the dark clouds, he saw A huge eye.The pupils of those eyes were erect like those of a feline, and the eyes were as bright red as blood.

This pair of eyes seemed to have noticed the existence of Lu Qingjiu, and looked towards his direction. Lu Qingjiu covered his mouth and nose, trying to reduce the sound of shortness of breath due to fear. He didn't dare to move either.

Only the sound of wild rushing water was left in his ears. Just when Lu Qingjiu thought that the thing had left, he heard a roar of a wild beast. Shocked, Lu Qingjiu slowly raised his head, and he saw a huge beast in the sky, rushing towards him...

Then Lu Qingjiu woke up from the horrible dream. His body was covered in sweat, his chest heaved violently, and he needed to breathe as much oxygen as possible to make his overstretched heart feel better.

"Hoo hoo..." When Lu Qingjiu recovered, he realized that everything just now was a dream.He raised his hand and picked up his phone to check the time. It was more than three o'clock in the morning, which was the darkest hour before dawn.He sat up and vaguely remembered yesterday that he seemed to be participating in the autumn festival in the village. He passed out after drinking too much wine, and then he seemed to see Bai Yuehu... Lu Qingjiu lowered his head and saw the clothes he was wearing He was changed into clean pajamas, and there was no alcohol smell left on his body, so he should have been cleaned up simply.

It seemed that he was drunk and was brought home by Bai Yuehu. Lu Qingjiu touched his head, feeling a dull pain in his head due to the hangover.

After drinking the water and calming down, he went to the bathroom to take a shower, rinsing off his body that had become a little wet and sticky due to sweat.

After taking a bath, Lu Qingjiu returned to the bedroom, looked out of the yard, and saw a bright moon hanging in the sky, peaceful and quiet.

The white moonlight poured down, covering the whole courtyard with a layer of pure white gauze.Lu Qingjiu actually didn't dislike such a quiet night, it was bright enough and there were no insects, which made his heart calm down.

The roar of the wild beast in the dream was somewhat familiar, and Lu Qingjiu quickly thought of the dream he caught in front of his grandmother's grave with a dream catcher.

In that dream, he also heard the same roar.

But what does this roar mean, what kind of secrets are hidden in the wooden box left by his grandmother, and the death of his parents...

Lu Qingjiu withdrew his gaze, and lay back on the bed again.He likes this small village named Shuifu, and hopes to find the answer he wants here.

The next day, it was still a sunny morning.

The hangovered Lu Qingjiu slept late, and after getting up, he saw Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu gnawing corn in the yard. Bai Yuehu heard the footsteps and looked in his direction. There were more unidentifiable things than usual, and he opened his mouth and asked faintly: "Are you up?"

Lu Qingjiu was inexplicably embarrassed when he thought of Bai Yuehu bringing him back last night to change his clothes and clean his clothes. He pretended to avoid Bai Yuehu's gaze and said, "Well, I drank too much yesterday. It's a little late, you eat this in the morning? Let me cook something else for you."

"It's all right." Yin Xun waved his hand, "It's good to eat some corn once in a while, this corn is so sweet and sticky, you can eat some too."

Lu Qingjiu walked over to pick up a corn and tasted it. It really tasted very good, sweet and glutinous, and it was a bit sticky in the mouth.

"Let's go grind the beans after lunch." Lu Qingjiu said to Yin Xun while eating, he noticed from the corner of his eye that Bai Yuehu was no longer looking at him, he was relieved and said, "Make some tofu Come out, and then make fermented bean curd."

Yin Xun said: "Okay, okay."

Fermented bean curd is a kind of soy product that almost every household makes. The production process is similar to stinky tofu, but the tofu cubes will become viscous due to fermentation, and the taste of the seasoning will be absorbed inside. It is very good to sandwich steamed buns or porridge.Although Lu Qingjiu saw his grandma make it when he was a child, he almost forgot how it was done, so he checked it out on the Internet and planned to try it out this year.

Tofu is needed to make fermented bean curd, so Lu Qingjiu planned to make some tofu first. He and Yin Xun took the beans to the village, beat the beans into soy milk and brought them back to make tofu.

Because the weather is getting colder, the trees in the village are beginning to lose their leaves, and the forest is shining golden, which looks very beautiful.

In order to survive the winter, Lu Qingjiu has to prepare too many things. After the tofu is ready, he has to smoke the meat he bought into bacon, so that it can be preserved better. When the time comes, stewing beans with bacon is also a good dish. vegetable.

Lu Qingjiu was busy, so he simply handed over the work of the Taobao store to Yin Xun, and asked him to handle the delivery and after-sales.

Yin Xun obediently agreed, but because he had never used a computer and was not familiar with the keyboard, he sat in front of the computer and tapped the keyboard slowly with two fingers to reply.

"Will I be too slow?" He was a little worried, and turned to ask Lu Qingjiu, who was sitting not far from him, who was curbing meat with his head bowed.

"Just take it slow." Lu Qingjiu said indifferently, "Whether you like to buy it or not, you can pour some soy sauce in for me."

"Okay." Yin Xun ran over in a hurry.

Meat is divided into sauced meat and bacon, but they all need to be marinated for a period of time. The weather in autumn is cool, the meat is not easy to spoil, and with good ventilation, the meat can be smoked in about a month.It is best to use fruit wood for bacon, so that the smoked meat will have the fragrance of fruit wood.Although there are people who smoke meat in Shuifu Village every year, only people with better conditions will do it. After all, tens of catties of meat is not a small expense for ordinary families.

After pouring the soy sauce for Lu Qingjiu, Yin Xun ran back and continued typing on his keyboard. While typing, he suddenly frowned and said, "Jiu'er, some people say that our hair tonic doesn't work well, and they want to return it."

Lu Qingjiu paused: "What?"

Yin Xun said: "It is said that it has no effect after using it, so I want to return it." He backed away a little, allowing Lu Qingjiu to see the screen.

"Oh, then return it." Lu Qingjiu said indifferently, anyway, he is not sure whether every bottle of hair tonic will work, since some people say it is useless, it doesn't matter to refund.

Yin Xun nodded when he heard the words, and then operated the refund option for that person.

At that time, Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun thought that the matter was over like this, but who knew that within two days, three or four people suddenly appeared in the store and expressed that they wanted a refund.Lu Qingjiu didn't care about it at first, but when he looked at the addresses of these people, he found that they all seemed to be from the same programming company, and they were all programmers.

Lu Qingjiu had some doubts in his heart, because he remembered that when he bought it for the first time, he said that the effect was very good. Could it be that the hair tonic varies from person to person?

Lu Qingjiu asked about the specific situation, and the people who bought it all answered in the same way, saying that it was rubbed on the head, but it had no effect at all, because Lu Qingjiu promised a refund, so they came here specially after the sale.

Lu Qingjiu looked at the name that this person bought, and suddenly remembered something. He used this name to search social software, but he did not expect to find it.

It's just that on the social software, this person's performance is completely different from what he said.

The above highly praised the effect of hair tonic, and attached a photo of thick black hair. The owner of the photo said happily that he had never used hair tonic with such a good effect, but the price was a bit expensive, and there was no other hair tonic. Shortcomings.

Lu Qingjiu looked at the photo and sneered.But he didn't say anything, but still refunded the money to this person, but asked them, the group of people who wanted a refund, to send back all the glass bottles and packaging boxes, and those people agreed.

At night, Lu Qingjiu took this matter as gossip and casually told Bai Yuehu and Yin Xun. In fact, he wasn't too angry, but thought it was a bit ironic.

"This is too much." Yin Xun became angry, "The effect is so good, but if you insist on saying that it doesn't work, isn't this ruining the signboard of our store? And you have to refund it—it's too much."

Lu Qingjiu was very calm: "There's nothing we can do about it. After all, we can't see him. He said it didn't work. How can we insist that he's lying?"

Yin Xun said: "No, I'm so angry." He has lived alone in Shuifu Village for a long time, and he has hardly had much contact with people, and naturally he has rarely been exposed to the ugly side of human nature.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry." Lu Qingjiu said, "If I had known about your reaction, I wouldn't have told you." Bai Yuehu's attitude was similar to his, with neither expression nor words, it seemed that he was not quite care.

"Then what if they all follow suit?" Yin Xun said, "Should we still open our store?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "No, there are bad people and good people in the world. There will always be people who think the effect is good and will promote it to us. Let's eat, it's almost cold."

Yin Xun stuffed a mouthful of rice into his mouth angrily.

After eating, Lu Qingjiu went out for a walk around to digest food, thinking that if he was free tomorrow, he would go to the town to buy two rabbits and bring them back together to marinate the rabbit meat for cured meat.Rabbit is very popular here. Rabbit meat is tender and has few bones. It tastes better than chicken when fried.Of course, there are also some people who don't like rabbit meat. Lu Qingjiu heard his female colleague say that rabbits are so cute, how can you eat rabbits? Zhu Miaomiao, who ate rabbit meat with great relish, replied very bluntly: chicken Also cute why would you eat dick.The people eating at a table almost spit out all the things in their mouths.

After walking around the village and returning home, Lu Qingjiu saw Yin Xun still annoyed, this fool was obviously still unhappy about what Lu Qingjiu said that night, Lu Qingjiu glanced at him, didn't speak, turned and went into the kitchen, In the kitchen, I found the maltose I bought earlier, then turned on the fire, put the maltose into the pot and boiled it at low temperature, found two more chopsticks, put them into the pot and stirred two balls of golden sugar balls out.

This candy is called stir candy in their place, it is a sharp tool to coax children, when he was a child, he would occasionally go to the town, Grandma Lu Qingjiu would buy it for him, the candy is cheap and delicious, it is soft when stirred on a stick, and can be pulled out after a bite Candy.

Lu Qingjiu took two lumps of candy to the yard, and stuffed each of Bai Yuehu and Yin Xun into their mouths.

Yin Xun tasted the sweetness and smirked for a while, but then he said angrily: "Lu Qingjiu, what do you mean, you treat me like a child?"

Lu Qingjiu said, "Is the candy delicious?"

Yin Xun said: "Delicious..."

Lu Qingjiu said, "Are you happier after eating candy?"

Yin Xun smacked his lips, his mouth was full of the sweet smell of maltose, this sweet taste was not greasy, but had a delicate fragrance, the sweet taste of sugar melted in his mouth, it did relieve a lot of anger in his heart, So he nodded honestly: "Happy."

"Go to bed when you're happy." Lu Qingjiu patted his furry head, "It's so late, don't forget to brush your teeth."

With sugar in his mouth, Yin Xun walked away slowly.

Lu Qingjiu looked at his back, and heard Bai Yuehu, who had been unresponsive behind him, say: "It's so foolish."

Lu Qingjiu turned to look at him, and smiled: "Aren't you easy to fool?"

Bai Yuehu didn't speak, and slowly licked the syrup hanging on his lips, his bright red tongue rolled gently on the light-colored lips, inexplicably tinged with a bit of sex, but he The words she spoke were not so gentle, Bai Yuehu said: "You really don't care."

Lu Qingjiu was transparent at one point, he blinked and laughed: "What do you care about?"

Bai Yuehu's expression was half a smile when he heard the words, he didn't answer Lu Qingjiu's question, but stood up and waved to Lu Qingjiu, turned around and went back to sleep.Looking at Bai Yuehu's back, Lu Qingjiu went to the utility room to get some items, and then went to the backyard.

This seems to be the case.

The next day, Lu Qingjiu was afraid that Yin Xun would be angry again, so he didn't let him handle the store, but opened the software by himself.Who knew that as soon as the software was opened, the few people who claimed to return the goods frantically sent hundreds of messages to Lu Qingjiu yesterday. Lu Qingjiu took a rough look and instantly understood what was going on.

It turned out that less than an hour after they sent out the express delivery of the glass bottles and packaging, the hair on their heads began to fall in large quantities, and the original thick black hair instantly returned to the previous Mediterranean state.A few people panicked instantly, and began to send messages to Lu Qingjiu asking what happened to the hair, how it just grew out and then fell out.

Lu Qingjiu responded with an innocent face: "What grew out and fell off? Didn't you say it didn't work?"

Those people were at a loss for words when they were asked, that's right, they had the cheek to say yesterday that it didn't work and insisted on asking Lu Qingjiu to refund them, but today they ran to say that they had lost all their hair, didn't they slap themselves in the face.

Lu Qingjiu said: "I'm sorry, I don't really understand what you are talking about. Didn't you say that the hair tonic has no effect? ​​I have already refunded you."

Seeing that the situation was not good, the few people finally admitted their cowardice. Although they didn't know how Lu Qingjiu did it, they couldn't bear to watch his thick and thick black hair return to its original state. Among them, they were relatively thin-skinned. The one directly admitted the mistake to Lu Qingjiu, and said: "The store manager, I'm really sorry, I was fascinated by ghosts. The effect of your hair tonic is actually very good, but we think that 5000 yuan is a bit expensive..."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Oh, so you mean that all of you are trying to get a refund?"

"Yes." The man admitted, "I'm really sorry, I'll call you the money again, can you give me another bottle of hair tonic?"

However, Lu Qingjiu ruthlessly rejected this person's request. Although he has a good temper, he is not the kind of person who is bullied to the house and still greets him with a smile. Facing the guest's remorse and request for another purchase, he just said: "Sorry, I've already refunded you. If you want to buy it, please wait until next month."

The customer said: "But the hair tonic in your store is becoming more and more difficult to buy... We managed to get it last time..."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Then I can only wish you good luck." As he said, he wished this person good luck, and he blacklisted all these people. Anyway, the money was refunded, so he pretended that he had never done this. business.

After disposing of these, Lu Qingjiu simply put up a notice in his store, saying that the store supports invalid refunds, but after the refund, the store is not responsible for after-sales service. If the refund is made, then the hair will fall out again after the refund Please don't come to the shopkeeper again, and once it is found that it is a malicious refund, the shopkeeper will block it directly.

After hanging up the announcement, Lu Qingjiu told Yin Xun who was kneading dough for Lu Qingjiu in the kitchen.

Yin Xun was very happy when he found out, and he grinned happily to reveal that cute canine tooth: "Really? Then how did you make them lose all their hair?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "Of course I can't do it."

Yin Xun said: "Then who can do it?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "Of course it's the one who made them grow their hair."

Yin Xun: "Miss ghost in the backyard?"

Lu Qingjiu nodded.

After Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu left last night, he took incense candles to feed Miss Ghost as usual, but now the circle of light on the well is getting bigger and bigger, and the radiance can be described as holy. According to Bai Yuehu, it is estimated that in a while, the female ghost lady will really become a god.

When lighting incense candles on weekdays, Lu Qingjiu didn't talk much, but last night he told Miss Ghost Girl what happened in the shop in detail. Lu Qingjiu didn't know if it would be effective, so he just tried it.

But obviously, the female ghost lady whose obsession was desecrated was very angry, and made those people pay a heavy price the next day.

Lu Qingjiu could only say to those few people that they deserved it.

But after this incident, Lu Qing's shop "Xiaocun" became famous on the Internet. Everyone said that the hair tonic in this shop is really easy to use, but at the same time, some people think that the effect is too good , It was applied on the first day, and the hair came out the next day. It is a miracle in the medical field.

Of course, some people took this water to a professional institution for testing, but the result of the testing was that the water was ordinary well water, with no other ingredients. Although it is not harmful to the human body, the problem is, How did it grow?

Netizens had different opinions, but they still couldn't find a reasonable explanation. At this time, someone contacted Lu Qingjiu, expressing that he wanted to spend a lot of money to buy his secret recipe of hair tonic.

Lu Qingjiu refused all of them, and in the end simply changed a phone number that no one knew, and didn't give it to anyone except Zhu Miaomiao and a few colleagues who had a particularly good time in the past.

After dealing with the Taobao store, Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun went to the mountain to cut some fruit trees.The wood he felled was all orange tree branches, which are excellent for bacon.

Lu Qingjiu set up a stone at the door, put the meat on it, and just smoked it.There should be no open fire when smoking, and some things like orange peel and peanut shells must be added to it to make the meat more fragrant.

Bai Yuehu had never seen this kind of method before, standing beside him was a little curious: "Is it delicious?"

"It's delicious." Lu Qingjiu said, "Stir-fried bacon and steamed bacon are both delicious, and the stewed soup is also delicious..."

When Bai Yuehu heard the words, there was anticipation in his eyes.

"But I seem to have forgotten to make sausages." Lu Qingjiu smoked the bacon and suddenly remembered this, "I don't know if there is still time."

"It should be in time." Yin Xun said, "The first snow hasn't fallen yet."

"It will be late when it falls." Lu Qingjiu looked at the weather. Although it was still autumn, they also felt the chill. For this reason, Lu Qingjiu specially prepared more straw and heaters for the little black and little flowers to spend the winter. A fox originally had fur that could withstand the cold winter, but Lu Qingjiu turned it into a little VIP who didn't keep warm. In desperation, Lu Qingjiu could only find two old clothes, modify them casually, and give them to the little fox. Made some small clothes to keep warm.

"Then let's go buy casings and meat tomorrow." Yin Xun liked sausages very much, especially the sweet ones. Hearing that Lu Qingjiu wanted to make sausages, he hurriedly encouraged him, "There must be time."

Seeing that he wanted to eat so much, Lu Qingjiu nodded in agreement.

When the meat was being smoked, Lu Qingjiu also threw a few sweet potatoes into the fire. The sweet potatoes were sweet potatoes with red hearts, which were grown by Bai Yuehu himself. Put the two together and steam it, even with the rice, it will have the sweet taste of sweet potatoes.

The baked sweet potato is also delicious. After peeling off the outer skin, the steaming core inside was revealed. Yin Xun said it was hot while stuffing it into his mouth, and finally his mouth was blackened.

Bai Yuehu was still so elegant after eating this kind of food, and there was a little black carbon dust on the corner of his mouth.

Lu Qingjiu looked at the two eating sweet potatoes, and couldn't help but bend the corners of his eyes. He had the feeling of returning to his childhood. This feeling was very wonderful. Smile at him.

"Lu Qingjiu, what are you laughing at?" Yin Xun asked him.

"Me? I didn't laugh at anything." Lu Qingjiu said, "What's wrong?"

"What are you not laughing at?" Yin Xun looked at Lu Qingjiu suspiciously, "Then why are you looking at me like you are looking at your son?"

Lu Qingjiu said innocently: "Is there?"

Yin Xun: "Yes!"

Lu Qingjiu spread his hands: "Okay then, I'll just barely recognize your son."

Yin Xun said angrily: "I treat you as a friend, but you want to be my father?!"

Lu Qingjiu couldn't help laughing out loud.

The author has something to say: Lu Qingjiu: Oh, I'm really sorry.

Bai Yuehu: The embarrassing days are still to come.

Lu Qingjiu: Huh? !