Fantasy Farm
Chapter 96 Come On Duck
When Chen Xuyang woke up again, he was already lying on his bed.When he opened his eyes, he even thought that he was having an absurd nightmare, but when he sat up from the bed and saw the messy living room of his home, he realized that it was not a dream, all this really happened.
On the floor and walls of his house, there was blood everywhere, as well as pieces of meat that had been eaten. The strong smell of blood in the air made it feel like a hellish scene.When Chen Xuyang saw these scenes, he almost turned over again. At least he used his last self-control to stabilize his mind, trembling, took out his mobile phone and called the police.
When Hu Shu received Chen Xuyang's call to the police, he was still a little surprised, saying that you just said that your pot was fine, why did you change your mind after half an hour.
"How would I know." Chen Xuyang wanted to cry, "Help, comrade policeman, my house looks like a murder scene..."
Hu Shu was very helpless, and while comforting Chen Xuyang, he commanded: "Then you come out of your house first, and wait downstairs, we will come right away."
Chen Xuyang hurriedly nodded in agreement.
To leave the bedroom, one needs to pass through the living room. The originally short walk is like a moat at this moment.Chen Xuyang did a lot of mental construction for himself, and after repeatedly confirming that the thing he saw before he passed out was not in the living room, he took steps carefully and wanted to leave the house.
But who knew that when he walked to the center of the living room, he found that the minced meat and bones in his living room seemed to be arranged in a pattern. Chen Xuyang's first reaction when he saw this pattern was some kind of magic circle summoned by the evil god, so he hurriedly scrambled He rushed out of the house and closed the door behind him.
It was already very hot in June, but Chen Xuyang still felt chills all over his body. He waited downstairs for a long time before he finally arrived at Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi. Comrade, you can count—"
Hu Shu said: "What's the matter?"
Chen Xuyang quickly described the situation in his home, saying that blood was everywhere on the floor and walls, and a circle was formed in the center of the living room with flesh and bones. Seeing that the person who created all this had a strange mind, he must have thought about it. It's definitely not a good person to kill him, he said it with style and swearing, making the listeners feel chills inexplicably.
Fortunately, Pang Ziqi was calm and said, "Let's go up and have a look first."
So the three of them went back in the elevator. Although Chen Xuyang was very scared and reluctant to go back, he would go home sooner or later...
He opened the door with the key, and Hu Shu also saw the situation in the house.It was similar to what Chen Xuyang described, the inside of the room was almost a mess, and other things were not touched, except that there were traces of blood everywhere. When he turned his head, he saw the evil god pattern in Chen Xuyang's mouth.
"Go in and have a look." In order to prevent accidents, Pang Ziqi took out his gun.
Hu Shu nodded, and his expression became serious.
The two stepped into the house cautiously one after the other, and first checked each room to make sure that there was no one else in the house.As Chen Xuyang said, the jar was still obediently in the storage room. Hu Shu took out the jar and put it on the table in the living room for Pang Ziqi to keep an eye on to avoid any accidents.
"What's the matter with this jar." Chen Xuyang trembled, "Officer Hu, didn't you say it's a good jar?"
Hu Shu looked at Chen Xuyang meaningfully: "Yes, you are still alive, aren't you?"
Chen Xuyang: "..."
Hu Shu said: "If this jar is broken, I think it's your neighbor who called the police, not you."
Chen Xuyang had nothing to say.
Pang Ziqi put his eyes on the evil god pattern in the living room and observed carefully, but the more he looked at it, the more strange his expression became, which made Hu Shu couldn't help asking: "Pang Ziqi, what do you see?"
Pang Ziqi turned her head and glanced at Chen Xuyang: "Your birthday is in June?"
Chen Xuyang said nervously: "Yes...does this have something to do with the birth date?"
Pang Ziqi said: "26th birthday?"
Chen Xuyang nodded hurriedly: "Officer Pang, why are you asking this? Could it be that there is something special about my birthday, have I been chosen as a sacrifice?"
Pang Ziqi: "...watch less horror movies."
Chen Xuyang: "What's going on?"
Pang Ziqi pointed to the so-called evil god pattern, and motioned Chen Xuyang to look for himself.Chen Xuyang was terribly afraid at first, but driven by Pang Ziqi's strong gaze, he looked at the evil god's pattern tremblingly, but after looking at it for about ten seconds, Chen Xuyang's expression became the same as Pang Ziqi's: "This... This...how is this?"
Hu Shu sighed, and patted Chen Xuyang on the shoulder: "I just said that your jar is a good one..."
I saw that the so-called evil god pattern was not a totem at all, but a few words spelled out of flesh and bones——Chen Xuyang, happy 26th birthday.
Although the spelling is very rough and the picture is bloody, but it is indeed just these few words, and it seems that these words are not easy to complete, Hu Shu even shed a tear when he saw it: "Look, my family It's your birthday."
Looking at the font, Chen Xuyang felt a throbbing pain in his chest, and again he didn't know what to say.
Pang Ziqi walked to the middle of the pattern, picked up a few pieces of minced meat and bones, and after a simple inspection, he determined that they were not human bones, but poultry or other animals, because these bones were very thin and did not exist in the human skeleton structure.
"So there's nothing wrong with it." Hu Shu comforted Chen Xuyang, "It must have been a long time since he worked so hard."
Chen Xuyang: "..." His consciousness was a little fuzzy.
Hu Shu said: "Otherwise, you can persist for another two days to see if it really doesn't work, I'll ask someone to come over to help and dispose of the jar."
Chen Xuyang whispered: "How to deal with it?"
Hu Shu said: "It's smashed, what else can I do?"
When Chen Xuyang heard that the jar was about to be smashed, his expression became complicated again. He could do it by himself, but the problem was that he would have smashed it a long time ago. Isn't it because he was reluctant to drag it until now.And it seemed that this thing really didn't have any malice towards him, so it seemed a bit unreasonable to smash it like this.
"Okay, let me take a look again." Chen Xuyang could only say so.
Pang Ziqi said: "This thing understands human nature, you can try to communicate with him, in case you learn it."
Chen Xuyang: "...All right."
After the police dispatch was over, Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi left, leaving Chen Xuyang alone at home, eating and cleaning, looking at the jar with a complicated expression.It's a good thing he bought this house to live alone, otherwise the landlord or roommates might be scared and move out when they see the bloody handprints in this house.
Chen Xuyang touched the smooth surface of the jar after cleaning, and decided to have a good talk with the jar, although he didn't know if the jar could understand...
Lu Qingjiu didn't know what happened to Hu Shu's side. After eating mutton skewers that day, he couldn't forget the taste of this stall. He also tried to mix the seasonings by himself, but he still felt that the spices were a little off.So I thought about trying it again.Regarding Lu Qingjiu's proposal, Bai Yuehu and Yin Xun both raised their hands in support, but before they could set a time, Hu Shu called Lu Qingjiu again, saying that someone wanted to invite them to dinner.
"Someone invited us to dinner?" Lu Qingjiu was curious, "Who is it?"
Hu Shu vaguely said that you will know when you come.
Lu Qingjiu rolled his eyes and immediately understood: "Is there something that can't be solved?"
Hu Shu said: "Well...forget it?"
Lu Qingjiu said to the point: "Could it be that the jar hasn't been disposed of that day?"
Hu Shu sighed, saying that it wasn't that there was no solution, but that the solution was a little subtle, which caused the reporter to call the police frequently.
"Call the police often? Why do you still call the police frequently after everything is resolved?" Lu Qingjiu didn't understand.
Hu Shu was particularly helpless: "It's not that although no one was killed, every time you open the door, you can see the broken bones and meat all over the place. Normal people will feel scared when they see it."
Lu Qingjiu was surprised and said: "Then why didn't he throw away the jar?" It stands to reason that even if it is a family heirloom, such a thing has happened, and the people who still keep the jar at home must have a lot of hearts.
Hu Shu made a bitter face: "That's where the problem arises."
Lu Qingjiu: "What do you mean?"
Hu Shu said: "Those broken bones and meat are all spelled in Chinese characters. Why did you work hard today, why pay attention to rest, why remember to go to bed early..."
Lu Qingjiu was drinking water, but when he heard this, he almost spit out a gulp. It took him a while to recover, coughing and saying, "I heard that right, is it spelling these words with pieces of meat and bones?"
Hu Shu said helplessly: "You heard me right. The most exciting thing is that one day when the reporter came home, he saw a big peach heart with bloody handprints on the ceiling of his house..."
Lu Qingjiu covered his face, wanted to laugh, and felt a little gloating, but to be honest, it was really too funny.
"Then we found that we couldn't communicate with the jar." Hu Shu said, "Although it can feel our emotions, it's just emotions, and it seems that it can't understand the literal meaning." His tone carried A little helpless, "So I want to ask, Brother Lu, can you help me and communicate with the pot so that he will stop expressing his concern for the landlord in such a provocative way."
Lu Qingjiu laughed loudly, and said, "I'll go ask, there's no guarantee it will work."
"Sure, if it works, let's make an appointment for dinner tomorrow night." Hu Shu said, "What do you think you want to eat?"
Lu Qingjiu said: "Just the mutton skewers from that day, it was quite delicious, the two of my family are still talking about it these days."
Hu Shu said yes.
Afterwards, Lu Qingjiu told Bai Yuehu about this matter, and Bai Yuehu agreed easily after hearing this.It doesn't take any effort for him to communicate with the jar, let alone a delicious lamb skewer.
This mutton kebab has several special ingredients, which can be regarded as the boss's secret recipe. I can't make this taste by myself, and I feel that something is missing.Lu Qingjiu thought about going to eat two more times, to see if he could taste anything.
It was another hot night, Lu Qingjiu drove Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu to the barbecue stand in a small truck.
After Lu Qingjiu parked the car, he saw Hu Shu talking to a young man with a sad face. He walked to the side, and Hu Shu hurriedly introduced the identities of several people.
Lu Qingjiu also knew that the reporter's name was Chen Xuyang.
To be honest, the three of Lu Qingjiu were quite conspicuous standing together.The three of them are not bad looking, but their personal styles are very different. Although Bai Yuehu is handsome, but there is no expression on his face, he doesn't seem very talkative, and he doesn't look easy to get along with.Yin Xun is still a young man, grinning silly, showing a cute canine tooth.Lu Qingjiu had a handsome appearance and a gentle expression. Almost everyone who wanted to talk to him would involuntarily start with him.And the only thing the three of them have in common is that the first thing they do after sitting down is to show eager expressions towards the kebab stove—it seems that they are indeed hungry.
Chen Xuyang hurriedly explained that the mutton skewers he ordered had already been grilled, and it was estimated that they would be ready to serve in a while.
Only then did Lu Qingjiu look away, and said, "I already know about you, did you bring that jar?"
"Bring it, bring it." Chen Xuyang said hurriedly.
As he said, he got up and went to the bicycle next to him to get a package, and inside the package were the two jars that Lu Qingjiu had seen before.
"I didn't know where it was hiding, so I brought them all." Chen Xuyang explained.
Lu Qingjiu said: "What do you want to say to it?"
Chen Xuyang said: "I just want it to stop giving me those things."
Lu Qingjiu said: "For example?"
Chen Xuyang: "For example, go to bed early if it is made of minced meat..." God damn it, go to bed early, how can he sleep looking at the meat in this place, and he has to spend an hour cleaning every day, every day at home He threw several large bags of minced meat, which made the neighbors look at him in the wrong way.This is not the worst. The worst thing is that one time when the delivery man came to his door, he saw the bloody handprints on the wall and floor of his house when he delivered the food through the crack of the door. Brother's face was pale, he turned around and ran, running like a rabbit being chased by a dog, and he didn't even catch up.
Then two hours later, he received a call from Hu Shu, asking him to pay attention to the influence, in case it really scares people...
Lu Qingjiu nodded, and handed the jar to Bai Yuehu.
Bai Yuehu reached out to take it, tapped the jar with his fingers, and made a series of weird sounds, as if speaking a special language.Lu Qingjiu definitely had never heard of this language, but what was amazing was that he actually understood the meaning of Bai Yuehu's words, and he didn't know if it was because of the quarter dragon blood in his body.
Bai Yuehu relayed Chen Xuyang's request to Guanzi, and Guanzi also responded after listening.The voice of this response was very low, Lu Qingjiu could hear it vaguely, and finally he put his ear on the jar to hear clearly.
Several other people waited nervously, but judging from their expressions, none of them seemed to hear the sound from the jar.
Lu Qingjiu listened for a while, his expression became more and more strange, he glanced at Chen Xuyang, and then at the jar.
Chen Xuyang's scalp felt numb from Lu Qingjiu's gaze, and he almost blurted out, "Doctor, can I still be saved?"
Bai Yuehu became much calmer. He repeated Chen Xuyang's request to Guan Zi, and made a series of regulations on Guan Zi's behavior, and made him promise not to express his concern in this way again.
Lu Qingjiu almost understood what was going on. He straightened up and asked Chen Xuyang, "Did you sell your old house last month?"
Chen Xuyang said in a daze: "Why do you suddenly ask this...you..." He immediately reacted, looked at the jar, and then at Lu Qingjiu, "Did it tell you?!"
Lu Qingjiu said, "Yes."
Chen Xuyang sighed, with a distressed expression on his face, explaining that his father was ill before and had been borrowing money for treatment, and almost all the things that should be sold in the family were sold, leaving only the old house and the apartment he lives in now, but the apartment was sold There is no way to pay off the debt, so I had to sell the old house...
Lu Qingjiu said: "It doesn't mean anything malicious to you, it's just worried about you."
Chen Xuyang nodded, indicating that he knew.
"Your salary is low, and you eat instant noodles every night." Lu Qingjiu succinctly relayed the words of the jar, "It is afraid that you will not be nutritious if you eat too much instant noodles, so it wants to give you extra meals."
Chen Xuyang: "..."
"The meat is all bird meat, and it tastes good." Lu Qingjiu said here, with a smile in his voice, "It can be used to eat." The habit of this jar is somewhat similar to that of a cat. He is afraid that the owner will starve to death. He worked so hard to bring some gadgets home and put them in front of the owner, trying to feed the clumsy big cat that would not prey in his eyes.
"Ah! I know, but I can't eat this." Chen Xuyang hurriedly said, "Don't give it to me..."
"En." Lu Qingjiu nodded, "I told it all, and it probably won't bring those things back in the future."
While Chen Xuyang breathed a sigh of relief, he also felt an inexplicable warmth in his heart. Although the way this jar cared about people was not right, he could still feel its kindness.
"What's more..." Lu Qingjiu said, "It asked if you needed any other help."
"Help?" Chen Xuyang became interested, and he said, "Can it fulfill my three wishes?"
Lu Qingjiu: "...if your three wishes are to eat meat."
Chen Xuyang: "..." Then forget it.
"However, is there any way for me to understand what it's saying?" Chen Xuyang asked, "Otherwise we won't be able to communicate."
After Bai Yuehu finished working as the translator, he quietly ate his mutton skewers beside him, and when he heard Chen Xuyang's question, he said lightly: "It's possible, but it's more troublesome."
Chen Xuyang was still full of interest: "How?"
Bai Yuehu said: "Just treat it as a house god and offer it up."
The family god is a kind of god in Chinese folk, and it is said that it can protect the family members.After offering sacrifices to the family god, the family god becomes a part of the whole family. Every festival or ancestor worship, a sacrifice needs to be made to the family god.Bai Yuehu said that this jar might have a hint of a family god, but later Chen Xuyang's clan didn't continue to sacrifice to it, so the divinity in his body gradually faded, and he degenerated into a monster.
Chen Xuyang listened very seriously. This was the first time he had come into contact with these things. After listening to Bai Yuehu's description, he immediately remembered that his parents had mentioned about the jar, saying that the generation of his ancestors had indeed worshiped this jar. Jars, but later times changed, and such things as sacrifices were banned.The jar was also put into the storage room as a cultural relic. Later, their family fell into ruin, and they didn't have the heart to sell the jar.
The jar had been quiet before, until Chen Xuyang sold the old house, it became strange.
Now through the communication between Lu Qingjiu and Bai Yuehu, Chen Xuyang learned that the jar had been in a deep sleep, and was awakened later because the old house of the Chen family changed hands.After waking up, she was surprised to find that Chen Xuyang was the only one left in the Chen family, and the place where she lived and the food she ate were very cheap. She was heartbroken and wanted to show her concern.
It's just that this way of caring made Chen Xuyang a little unacceptable...
"Then does its real body look like a human being?" Chen Xuyang thought of the long-haired monster he had seen. To be honest, he still hasn't seen what the monster looks like. teeth.
"The real body?" Lu Qingjiu said, "It didn't say that."
Chen Xuyang said: "Okay, I get it."
Even if the matter was resolved in this way, both parties reached a consensus, the jar promised not to bring back strange things to Chen Xuyang, and Chen Xuyang promised not to throw him away, and work hard to redeem the old house as soon as possible.Of course, in order to understand the words of the jar earlier, Chen Xuyang decided to continue enshrining it after returning home. After all, Bai Yuehu said that if he consumed enough joss sticks, he and the jar would be able to communicate.
After disposing of the jar, everyone happily ate the mutton skewers. Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi both heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that they finally didn't have to worry about it anymore.
Everyone was full of wine and food, and they dispersed one after another. Lu Qingjiu returned home with Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu, who had round bellies.After parking the car, the three of them walked around the village for a while before going to bed.It was getting dark this day, and villagers walking could be seen everywhere, but ever since he found out that there were no living people in the village, Lu Qingjiu's mood was a bit complicated. Say he was afraid, but he wasn't afraid, he said he wasn't afraid, he always felt that Back a little chilly.
Bai Yuehu's wound is slowly healing, but the healing speed is very slow, it seems that the injury is still not serious, and there is no news about Ao Run recently, it seems that the snow took everything away.
The days were peaceful but not dull, Lu Qingjiu rubbed Bai Yuehu's chin, the two embraced and fell asleep, and fell into a deep sleep.
On the second day after eating the barbecue, when Chen Xuyang returned home, he didn't see the meat from that place, but saw a bowl of steaming instant noodles on the table.
On the post-it note left on the table last night, there were three beautiful Chinese characters written in flying and phoenix dances: Go to bed early.
Chen Xuyang looked at the note and couldn't help laughing. He got up, carried the jar from the sofa in the living room, put it next to the instant noodles, and said with a smile, "Come, eat instant noodles with me."
The jar shook slightly. Although he didn't know what it meant, Chen Xuyang stretched out his hand and scratched the jar like scratching a puppy's chin.
The jar happily turned twice on the table, almost falling to the ground.
"Everything will be fine." Chen Xuyang picked up the chopsticks and picked up some instant noodles, "Come on, Chen Xuyang!"
come on! !The jar screamed silently beside it.
The author has something to say: Bai Yuehu compared a word with his own tail.
Lu Qingjiu read: Don't...stop...
Bai Yuehu: You said so.
Lu Qingjiu:? ? ? ?
On the floor and walls of his house, there was blood everywhere, as well as pieces of meat that had been eaten. The strong smell of blood in the air made it feel like a hellish scene.When Chen Xuyang saw these scenes, he almost turned over again. At least he used his last self-control to stabilize his mind, trembling, took out his mobile phone and called the police.
When Hu Shu received Chen Xuyang's call to the police, he was still a little surprised, saying that you just said that your pot was fine, why did you change your mind after half an hour.
"How would I know." Chen Xuyang wanted to cry, "Help, comrade policeman, my house looks like a murder scene..."
Hu Shu was very helpless, and while comforting Chen Xuyang, he commanded: "Then you come out of your house first, and wait downstairs, we will come right away."
Chen Xuyang hurriedly nodded in agreement.
To leave the bedroom, one needs to pass through the living room. The originally short walk is like a moat at this moment.Chen Xuyang did a lot of mental construction for himself, and after repeatedly confirming that the thing he saw before he passed out was not in the living room, he took steps carefully and wanted to leave the house.
But who knew that when he walked to the center of the living room, he found that the minced meat and bones in his living room seemed to be arranged in a pattern. Chen Xuyang's first reaction when he saw this pattern was some kind of magic circle summoned by the evil god, so he hurriedly scrambled He rushed out of the house and closed the door behind him.
It was already very hot in June, but Chen Xuyang still felt chills all over his body. He waited downstairs for a long time before he finally arrived at Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi. Comrade, you can count—"
Hu Shu said: "What's the matter?"
Chen Xuyang quickly described the situation in his home, saying that blood was everywhere on the floor and walls, and a circle was formed in the center of the living room with flesh and bones. Seeing that the person who created all this had a strange mind, he must have thought about it. It's definitely not a good person to kill him, he said it with style and swearing, making the listeners feel chills inexplicably.
Fortunately, Pang Ziqi was calm and said, "Let's go up and have a look first."
So the three of them went back in the elevator. Although Chen Xuyang was very scared and reluctant to go back, he would go home sooner or later...
He opened the door with the key, and Hu Shu also saw the situation in the house.It was similar to what Chen Xuyang described, the inside of the room was almost a mess, and other things were not touched, except that there were traces of blood everywhere. When he turned his head, he saw the evil god pattern in Chen Xuyang's mouth.
"Go in and have a look." In order to prevent accidents, Pang Ziqi took out his gun.
Hu Shu nodded, and his expression became serious.
The two stepped into the house cautiously one after the other, and first checked each room to make sure that there was no one else in the house.As Chen Xuyang said, the jar was still obediently in the storage room. Hu Shu took out the jar and put it on the table in the living room for Pang Ziqi to keep an eye on to avoid any accidents.
"What's the matter with this jar." Chen Xuyang trembled, "Officer Hu, didn't you say it's a good jar?"
Hu Shu looked at Chen Xuyang meaningfully: "Yes, you are still alive, aren't you?"
Chen Xuyang: "..."
Hu Shu said: "If this jar is broken, I think it's your neighbor who called the police, not you."
Chen Xuyang had nothing to say.
Pang Ziqi put his eyes on the evil god pattern in the living room and observed carefully, but the more he looked at it, the more strange his expression became, which made Hu Shu couldn't help asking: "Pang Ziqi, what do you see?"
Pang Ziqi turned her head and glanced at Chen Xuyang: "Your birthday is in June?"
Chen Xuyang said nervously: "Yes...does this have something to do with the birth date?"
Pang Ziqi said: "26th birthday?"
Chen Xuyang nodded hurriedly: "Officer Pang, why are you asking this? Could it be that there is something special about my birthday, have I been chosen as a sacrifice?"
Pang Ziqi: "...watch less horror movies."
Chen Xuyang: "What's going on?"
Pang Ziqi pointed to the so-called evil god pattern, and motioned Chen Xuyang to look for himself.Chen Xuyang was terribly afraid at first, but driven by Pang Ziqi's strong gaze, he looked at the evil god's pattern tremblingly, but after looking at it for about ten seconds, Chen Xuyang's expression became the same as Pang Ziqi's: "This... This...how is this?"
Hu Shu sighed, and patted Chen Xuyang on the shoulder: "I just said that your jar is a good one..."
I saw that the so-called evil god pattern was not a totem at all, but a few words spelled out of flesh and bones——Chen Xuyang, happy 26th birthday.
Although the spelling is very rough and the picture is bloody, but it is indeed just these few words, and it seems that these words are not easy to complete, Hu Shu even shed a tear when he saw it: "Look, my family It's your birthday."
Looking at the font, Chen Xuyang felt a throbbing pain in his chest, and again he didn't know what to say.
Pang Ziqi walked to the middle of the pattern, picked up a few pieces of minced meat and bones, and after a simple inspection, he determined that they were not human bones, but poultry or other animals, because these bones were very thin and did not exist in the human skeleton structure.
"So there's nothing wrong with it." Hu Shu comforted Chen Xuyang, "It must have been a long time since he worked so hard."
Chen Xuyang: "..." His consciousness was a little fuzzy.
Hu Shu said: "Otherwise, you can persist for another two days to see if it really doesn't work, I'll ask someone to come over to help and dispose of the jar."
Chen Xuyang whispered: "How to deal with it?"
Hu Shu said: "It's smashed, what else can I do?"
When Chen Xuyang heard that the jar was about to be smashed, his expression became complicated again. He could do it by himself, but the problem was that he would have smashed it a long time ago. Isn't it because he was reluctant to drag it until now.And it seemed that this thing really didn't have any malice towards him, so it seemed a bit unreasonable to smash it like this.
"Okay, let me take a look again." Chen Xuyang could only say so.
Pang Ziqi said: "This thing understands human nature, you can try to communicate with him, in case you learn it."
Chen Xuyang: "...All right."
After the police dispatch was over, Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi left, leaving Chen Xuyang alone at home, eating and cleaning, looking at the jar with a complicated expression.It's a good thing he bought this house to live alone, otherwise the landlord or roommates might be scared and move out when they see the bloody handprints in this house.
Chen Xuyang touched the smooth surface of the jar after cleaning, and decided to have a good talk with the jar, although he didn't know if the jar could understand...
Lu Qingjiu didn't know what happened to Hu Shu's side. After eating mutton skewers that day, he couldn't forget the taste of this stall. He also tried to mix the seasonings by himself, but he still felt that the spices were a little off.So I thought about trying it again.Regarding Lu Qingjiu's proposal, Bai Yuehu and Yin Xun both raised their hands in support, but before they could set a time, Hu Shu called Lu Qingjiu again, saying that someone wanted to invite them to dinner.
"Someone invited us to dinner?" Lu Qingjiu was curious, "Who is it?"
Hu Shu vaguely said that you will know when you come.
Lu Qingjiu rolled his eyes and immediately understood: "Is there something that can't be solved?"
Hu Shu said: "Well...forget it?"
Lu Qingjiu said to the point: "Could it be that the jar hasn't been disposed of that day?"
Hu Shu sighed, saying that it wasn't that there was no solution, but that the solution was a little subtle, which caused the reporter to call the police frequently.
"Call the police often? Why do you still call the police frequently after everything is resolved?" Lu Qingjiu didn't understand.
Hu Shu was particularly helpless: "It's not that although no one was killed, every time you open the door, you can see the broken bones and meat all over the place. Normal people will feel scared when they see it."
Lu Qingjiu was surprised and said: "Then why didn't he throw away the jar?" It stands to reason that even if it is a family heirloom, such a thing has happened, and the people who still keep the jar at home must have a lot of hearts.
Hu Shu made a bitter face: "That's where the problem arises."
Lu Qingjiu: "What do you mean?"
Hu Shu said: "Those broken bones and meat are all spelled in Chinese characters. Why did you work hard today, why pay attention to rest, why remember to go to bed early..."
Lu Qingjiu was drinking water, but when he heard this, he almost spit out a gulp. It took him a while to recover, coughing and saying, "I heard that right, is it spelling these words with pieces of meat and bones?"
Hu Shu said helplessly: "You heard me right. The most exciting thing is that one day when the reporter came home, he saw a big peach heart with bloody handprints on the ceiling of his house..."
Lu Qingjiu covered his face, wanted to laugh, and felt a little gloating, but to be honest, it was really too funny.
"Then we found that we couldn't communicate with the jar." Hu Shu said, "Although it can feel our emotions, it's just emotions, and it seems that it can't understand the literal meaning." His tone carried A little helpless, "So I want to ask, Brother Lu, can you help me and communicate with the pot so that he will stop expressing his concern for the landlord in such a provocative way."
Lu Qingjiu laughed loudly, and said, "I'll go ask, there's no guarantee it will work."
"Sure, if it works, let's make an appointment for dinner tomorrow night." Hu Shu said, "What do you think you want to eat?"
Lu Qingjiu said: "Just the mutton skewers from that day, it was quite delicious, the two of my family are still talking about it these days."
Hu Shu said yes.
Afterwards, Lu Qingjiu told Bai Yuehu about this matter, and Bai Yuehu agreed easily after hearing this.It doesn't take any effort for him to communicate with the jar, let alone a delicious lamb skewer.
This mutton kebab has several special ingredients, which can be regarded as the boss's secret recipe. I can't make this taste by myself, and I feel that something is missing.Lu Qingjiu thought about going to eat two more times, to see if he could taste anything.
It was another hot night, Lu Qingjiu drove Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu to the barbecue stand in a small truck.
After Lu Qingjiu parked the car, he saw Hu Shu talking to a young man with a sad face. He walked to the side, and Hu Shu hurriedly introduced the identities of several people.
Lu Qingjiu also knew that the reporter's name was Chen Xuyang.
To be honest, the three of Lu Qingjiu were quite conspicuous standing together.The three of them are not bad looking, but their personal styles are very different. Although Bai Yuehu is handsome, but there is no expression on his face, he doesn't seem very talkative, and he doesn't look easy to get along with.Yin Xun is still a young man, grinning silly, showing a cute canine tooth.Lu Qingjiu had a handsome appearance and a gentle expression. Almost everyone who wanted to talk to him would involuntarily start with him.And the only thing the three of them have in common is that the first thing they do after sitting down is to show eager expressions towards the kebab stove—it seems that they are indeed hungry.
Chen Xuyang hurriedly explained that the mutton skewers he ordered had already been grilled, and it was estimated that they would be ready to serve in a while.
Only then did Lu Qingjiu look away, and said, "I already know about you, did you bring that jar?"
"Bring it, bring it." Chen Xuyang said hurriedly.
As he said, he got up and went to the bicycle next to him to get a package, and inside the package were the two jars that Lu Qingjiu had seen before.
"I didn't know where it was hiding, so I brought them all." Chen Xuyang explained.
Lu Qingjiu said: "What do you want to say to it?"
Chen Xuyang said: "I just want it to stop giving me those things."
Lu Qingjiu said: "For example?"
Chen Xuyang: "For example, go to bed early if it is made of minced meat..." God damn it, go to bed early, how can he sleep looking at the meat in this place, and he has to spend an hour cleaning every day, every day at home He threw several large bags of minced meat, which made the neighbors look at him in the wrong way.This is not the worst. The worst thing is that one time when the delivery man came to his door, he saw the bloody handprints on the wall and floor of his house when he delivered the food through the crack of the door. Brother's face was pale, he turned around and ran, running like a rabbit being chased by a dog, and he didn't even catch up.
Then two hours later, he received a call from Hu Shu, asking him to pay attention to the influence, in case it really scares people...
Lu Qingjiu nodded, and handed the jar to Bai Yuehu.
Bai Yuehu reached out to take it, tapped the jar with his fingers, and made a series of weird sounds, as if speaking a special language.Lu Qingjiu definitely had never heard of this language, but what was amazing was that he actually understood the meaning of Bai Yuehu's words, and he didn't know if it was because of the quarter dragon blood in his body.
Bai Yuehu relayed Chen Xuyang's request to Guanzi, and Guanzi also responded after listening.The voice of this response was very low, Lu Qingjiu could hear it vaguely, and finally he put his ear on the jar to hear clearly.
Several other people waited nervously, but judging from their expressions, none of them seemed to hear the sound from the jar.
Lu Qingjiu listened for a while, his expression became more and more strange, he glanced at Chen Xuyang, and then at the jar.
Chen Xuyang's scalp felt numb from Lu Qingjiu's gaze, and he almost blurted out, "Doctor, can I still be saved?"
Bai Yuehu became much calmer. He repeated Chen Xuyang's request to Guan Zi, and made a series of regulations on Guan Zi's behavior, and made him promise not to express his concern in this way again.
Lu Qingjiu almost understood what was going on. He straightened up and asked Chen Xuyang, "Did you sell your old house last month?"
Chen Xuyang said in a daze: "Why do you suddenly ask this...you..." He immediately reacted, looked at the jar, and then at Lu Qingjiu, "Did it tell you?!"
Lu Qingjiu said, "Yes."
Chen Xuyang sighed, with a distressed expression on his face, explaining that his father was ill before and had been borrowing money for treatment, and almost all the things that should be sold in the family were sold, leaving only the old house and the apartment he lives in now, but the apartment was sold There is no way to pay off the debt, so I had to sell the old house...
Lu Qingjiu said: "It doesn't mean anything malicious to you, it's just worried about you."
Chen Xuyang nodded, indicating that he knew.
"Your salary is low, and you eat instant noodles every night." Lu Qingjiu succinctly relayed the words of the jar, "It is afraid that you will not be nutritious if you eat too much instant noodles, so it wants to give you extra meals."
Chen Xuyang: "..."
"The meat is all bird meat, and it tastes good." Lu Qingjiu said here, with a smile in his voice, "It can be used to eat." The habit of this jar is somewhat similar to that of a cat. He is afraid that the owner will starve to death. He worked so hard to bring some gadgets home and put them in front of the owner, trying to feed the clumsy big cat that would not prey in his eyes.
"Ah! I know, but I can't eat this." Chen Xuyang hurriedly said, "Don't give it to me..."
"En." Lu Qingjiu nodded, "I told it all, and it probably won't bring those things back in the future."
While Chen Xuyang breathed a sigh of relief, he also felt an inexplicable warmth in his heart. Although the way this jar cared about people was not right, he could still feel its kindness.
"What's more..." Lu Qingjiu said, "It asked if you needed any other help."
"Help?" Chen Xuyang became interested, and he said, "Can it fulfill my three wishes?"
Lu Qingjiu: "...if your three wishes are to eat meat."
Chen Xuyang: "..." Then forget it.
"However, is there any way for me to understand what it's saying?" Chen Xuyang asked, "Otherwise we won't be able to communicate."
After Bai Yuehu finished working as the translator, he quietly ate his mutton skewers beside him, and when he heard Chen Xuyang's question, he said lightly: "It's possible, but it's more troublesome."
Chen Xuyang was still full of interest: "How?"
Bai Yuehu said: "Just treat it as a house god and offer it up."
The family god is a kind of god in Chinese folk, and it is said that it can protect the family members.After offering sacrifices to the family god, the family god becomes a part of the whole family. Every festival or ancestor worship, a sacrifice needs to be made to the family god.Bai Yuehu said that this jar might have a hint of a family god, but later Chen Xuyang's clan didn't continue to sacrifice to it, so the divinity in his body gradually faded, and he degenerated into a monster.
Chen Xuyang listened very seriously. This was the first time he had come into contact with these things. After listening to Bai Yuehu's description, he immediately remembered that his parents had mentioned about the jar, saying that the generation of his ancestors had indeed worshiped this jar. Jars, but later times changed, and such things as sacrifices were banned.The jar was also put into the storage room as a cultural relic. Later, their family fell into ruin, and they didn't have the heart to sell the jar.
The jar had been quiet before, until Chen Xuyang sold the old house, it became strange.
Now through the communication between Lu Qingjiu and Bai Yuehu, Chen Xuyang learned that the jar had been in a deep sleep, and was awakened later because the old house of the Chen family changed hands.After waking up, she was surprised to find that Chen Xuyang was the only one left in the Chen family, and the place where she lived and the food she ate were very cheap. She was heartbroken and wanted to show her concern.
It's just that this way of caring made Chen Xuyang a little unacceptable...
"Then does its real body look like a human being?" Chen Xuyang thought of the long-haired monster he had seen. To be honest, he still hasn't seen what the monster looks like. teeth.
"The real body?" Lu Qingjiu said, "It didn't say that."
Chen Xuyang said: "Okay, I get it."
Even if the matter was resolved in this way, both parties reached a consensus, the jar promised not to bring back strange things to Chen Xuyang, and Chen Xuyang promised not to throw him away, and work hard to redeem the old house as soon as possible.Of course, in order to understand the words of the jar earlier, Chen Xuyang decided to continue enshrining it after returning home. After all, Bai Yuehu said that if he consumed enough joss sticks, he and the jar would be able to communicate.
After disposing of the jar, everyone happily ate the mutton skewers. Hu Shu and Pang Ziqi both heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that they finally didn't have to worry about it anymore.
Everyone was full of wine and food, and they dispersed one after another. Lu Qingjiu returned home with Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu, who had round bellies.After parking the car, the three of them walked around the village for a while before going to bed.It was getting dark this day, and villagers walking could be seen everywhere, but ever since he found out that there were no living people in the village, Lu Qingjiu's mood was a bit complicated. Say he was afraid, but he wasn't afraid, he said he wasn't afraid, he always felt that Back a little chilly.
Bai Yuehu's wound is slowly healing, but the healing speed is very slow, it seems that the injury is still not serious, and there is no news about Ao Run recently, it seems that the snow took everything away.
The days were peaceful but not dull, Lu Qingjiu rubbed Bai Yuehu's chin, the two embraced and fell asleep, and fell into a deep sleep.
On the second day after eating the barbecue, when Chen Xuyang returned home, he didn't see the meat from that place, but saw a bowl of steaming instant noodles on the table.
On the post-it note left on the table last night, there were three beautiful Chinese characters written in flying and phoenix dances: Go to bed early.
Chen Xuyang looked at the note and couldn't help laughing. He got up, carried the jar from the sofa in the living room, put it next to the instant noodles, and said with a smile, "Come, eat instant noodles with me."
The jar shook slightly. Although he didn't know what it meant, Chen Xuyang stretched out his hand and scratched the jar like scratching a puppy's chin.
The jar happily turned twice on the table, almost falling to the ground.
"Everything will be fine." Chen Xuyang picked up the chopsticks and picked up some instant noodles, "Come on, Chen Xuyang!"
come on! !The jar screamed silently beside it.
The author has something to say: Bai Yuehu compared a word with his own tail.
Lu Qingjiu read: Don't...stop...
Bai Yuehu: You said so.
Lu Qingjiu:? ? ? ?
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