God Beast Farm Stay
Chapter 33 Don't delay your child's schooling
If little Qilin is caught, the others will definitely not let him go, especially Yi Ya.
But after all, it is a cub of the beast, Yi Ya will not roast the little unicorn, but it is still okay to teach him a little lesson.
After the little unicorn was arrested and brought to justice, the roast duck in his mouth was taken away. Yi Ya poured the roast duck slices with delicious sauce, and then served them to Fei Fei and others in front of the little unicorn.
The roasted duck is roasted at the right temperature. After it is sliced, it is poured with sweet and sour sauce. The crispy skin and tender duck meat are wrapped in the sauce. Everyone eats it with great joy.
And the little Qilin could only be locked in the net bag eagerly, blowing the cool wind tonight, watching them eat up the roast duck he just put in his mouth.
Woohoo, it looks so delicious, that Feifei has eaten a mouthful of oil!
Little Qilin couldn't help but shed tears of regret.
The unicorn cub is suffering, the unicorn cub is sad!
Watching others eat delicious food but not being able to eat it yourself is the biggest torture for foodies!Not only that, Yi Ya didn't care whether it was late at night or not, and worked overtime to make another fried meatball.
Fresh pork and tender green vegetables are chopped into meat fillings, kneaded with carefully prepared sauces, squeezed into meatballs the size of glutinous rice balls, and then fried in a frying pan, the whole kitchen is full of the aroma of meat!
And the little unicorn can only look at the other beasts one by one, he has nothing!Not even a sip of good juice!
The little unicorn was staring anxiously, and could only let out pitiful whimpers.
Human cubs don't lie to me, the kindergarten is so scary, woo woo woo...
Yi Ya let the little unicorn suffer so much that he exposed the matter, but the little qilin couldn't let him go.
After the little unicorn was put down, Jiao Shiqiu gave him a rice bowl full of meat. There was no roast duck, but there were fried meatballs, honey sauce chicken wings and braised pork, all freshly prepared, delicious and delicious. The little unicorn didn't even look up.
Jiao Shiqiu squatted beside the little unicorn, and then said persuasively, "If you stay here, you will have delicious food every day."
The little unicorn didn't even look up, without hesitation: "Stay!"
Then, the next day, little unicorn sat in the backyard room with little phoenix and Fei Fei, facing the black teacher Xiezhi.
Qilin Cub: "..."
By the time the little unicorn realized it, it was already too late!After entering the door of this kindergarten, no child can leave!
The aggrieved little unicorn is so scary in the kindergarten every day, and there are so many delicious foods here, it is like a paradise!
Settle down the little unicorn, and this matter will be over.
Without the harassment from the thief, Yi Ya was more devoted to his work, and Jiao Shiqiu was free to pay attention to the "Shen Beast Kindergarten" in the backyard.
There are five teachers in the kindergarten in the backyard. They have classes five days a week, and the five teachers take turns teaching them. The kids whine and scream every day in class.
Zhaocai can't speak yet, so he just stares at the door of the backyard every day. He is big, has a fierce personality, and is especially suitable as the dean who supervises discipline at the back of the classroom!
Jiao Shiqiu glanced at it occasionally, even Xiao Fenghuang, the king of the mountain, was cowardly in front of Zhaocai, and he could see how fierce Zhaocai was.
However, when it comes to attracting money, Jiao Shiqiu couldn't help being curious.
"Kirin can talk as a cub, why can't Zhaocai talk?" Jiao Shiqiu sat on the swing in the backyard, and the orange cat lay on his lap with a chubby face, letting the human being do it for him fiercely. hair.Jiao Shiqiu curiously asked this question while smoothing Jiao Shiqiu's hair.
Xiezhi said before that the age of Zhaocai is just adulthood in the circle of beasts, so when he came to the lower realm, the magic circle sealed Zhaocai.
One seal also went straight back to the cub period.
So other mythical beasts can speak, but Lucky can't.
At first, Jiao Shiqiu thought that the cubs of the beasts could not speak, after all, Fei Fei could only chirp and chirp, and little Phoenix could only chirp every day.
But now there is a little unicorn that can talk, Jiao Shiqiu couldn't help asking.Is it possible that this speaking is also a talent?
The little Qilin was meditating on the side to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, when he heard the voice of his mother, he said softly, "I'm not too young! I'm the big brother of Feifei and Xiaofenghuang!"
Unexpectedly, the little unicorn is still the big brother, so it is only a matter of time before he talks?
Xiezhi said in a timely manner: "Indeed, the cubs of the beasts will be able to speak when they reach a certain age. It has nothing to do with talent. It won't be long before Little Phoenix and Feifei can also speak. In fact, they have also been able to speak some words recently. gone."
As if to prove it, the little phoenix opened its wings and opened its mouth: "Eat!"
It sounds like a "ji" sound change, but if you listen carefully, you can hear that it is indeed a well-spoken Chinese character.
Jiao Shiqiu twitched the corners of his mouth, is it okay that both of them are foodies?
However, Jiao Shiqiu glanced at little phoenix, lowered his head and touched Zhaocai's hair and said: "Other children can talk, why are you still meowing Zhaocai?"
The lucky cat's tail patted the human race lightly.
This seat just hasn't recovered its spiritual power yet!After the seat is restored, it will become a prototype and scare you to death!
The kitten flicked its tail arrogantly, Jiao Shiqiu could only coax her, and Xiezhi looked at his younger brother and the little boss fighting with a cat face showing a "..." expression.
But Xie Zhi still explained: "This is related to the degree of recovery. It should not be counted as time. Our spiritual power can almost be recovered."
At that time, you don't have to be limited to the body of a cat!
I see!After Jiao Shiqiu understood, Xiezhi went back to give lectures to the cubs.
Although it is jokingly called a beast kindergarten, in fact this kindergarten is not at all the same as a human kindergarten.There are no slides, no gentle care from kindergarten teachers, and no playing games with children hand in hand.Only the cubs lined up and stood up to the teacher to tell them how to become a qualified beast!
Teacher Xiezhi is strict and serious. Every Monday, she gives a section on the self-cultivation of the beast, telling the children that the most important thing to do as a beast is to take good care of their image.
Every day, you have to make sure your hair is smooth and you walk with the wind, and your every move must have the majesty of a beast!
Not only that, the beasts must have their own persistence and belief, and use their talents to do everything well!
Jiao Shiqiu watched the cubs carefully grooming their feathers and hair under the guidance of the teacher, feeling a little dazed for a moment.The most important thing is that Mr. Xiezhi is also addicted to licking hair and cannot extricate himself.
Is this the self-cultivation of divine beasts...
Pretty chic.
In addition, Jiao Shiqiu watched the teachers teach the mysterious laws of the beast, how to become a beast that protects mankind, from zero to a great beast.
Take the cubs to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon every day, and lead them to contact and cast spells.
Every lesson is very serious!
But after all, they are all cubs, and they can obediently listen to the class at first, but later they can't help being distracted, and then start making troubles.At this time, it is necessary to recruit money and give the little cubs a "gaze from the head teacher", and these little cubs will immediately calm down again.
Cowardice was written all over his face.
Jiao Shiqiu looked at a group of small animals playing and fighting, only thought they were cute, but Xiezhi was not too happy and said: "These are still too slow, wait until they can transform into another way."
Xiezhi watches TV in the house every day, and it is an educational channel.
The reliable Big Brother Xiezhi has explored a very useful educational process from the educational system of the human race.
That is the exam! "When they can take shape, we will draw up a textbook and then give them a test. If there are more knowledge points in the test paper, they will be memorized."
To put it simply, it is the beast version of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation", so as to achieve the purpose of education.
Jiao Shiqiu: "..."
He took one look at the gleeful licking, and then turned to the cubs who were fighting each other.
These little bastards have no idea what they are going to face!
Xiezhi felt that such a method was very good, and praised: "The human race has a lot of methods in education, and the learning methods explored for thousands of years are quite useful."
Because of this, Xiezhi prefers to watch human programs.
Every night at seven o'clock, guests staying at the farmhouse can see a black cat sitting on a chair at the front desk, with a cat face watching TV with a serious face, all of which are broadcasting news from all over the world, as well as science and education for young people. channel.
As if you really understand it, if you switch the channel in the past, the cat will meow at you seriously, and then switch the program back.
guest:"……"
Jiao Shiqiu has received suggestions from guests more than once: "Send your child to study, don't delay your child's college entrance examination."
Of course, these are all good-natured ridicules, and Jiao Shiqiu would take advantage of the situation and say, "Send the children to study when they earn enough money, and I will never delay it!"
Therefore, a cat that can watch TV has also become a feature of the farmhouse.
If the news broadcast starts at seven o'clock every day and you haven't seen the cat sitting in the front desk, you still don't get used to it.
On this day, Xiezhi was also watching the news.
But this time it was local news. After the reporter finished talking about the upcoming college entrance examination season and how candidates and parents should prepare during the college entrance examination, they turned to the next news.
"Yesterday, our reporter received a call from a resident of Nanming Village. During the call, the resident said that a strange figure appeared in the backyard of his home. He suspected that a rare animal in the mountains ran down the mountain. Injured, resident contacted fire department..."
The reporter reported on a family in Nanming Village the day before yesterday. After returning home from farm work, they found an animal hidden in the backyard of the house. It seems that the villagers are not familiar with the beasts in the mountains, it is very likely that they are new species that have never been seen before, so the residents contacted the reporter.
When the reporter arrived, the animal in the bush hadn't left, and it kept staring at the backyard and making unexplained noises.
The firefighters tried many methods but failed to capture this mysterious animal. In the end, they had to drive the animal away. After all, it was a wild animal. After driving away, the firefighters specially told the local villagers to close the door and not let the strange animal escape. After entering the house, the report ended.
Xiezhi looked at the blurry video, the black figure in the bushes was neither a pig nor a dog, it looked more like...
A beast!
How could there be a fierce beast here? !
Xiezhi sensed something was wrong in his heart, and ran to the backyard to call his companions over, but by the time they arrived, the news had already ended, and now another news was being broadcast.
Nezha came out after him, looked at Xiezhi and said, "What do you want to see?"
The child I have raised for more than 20 years is not my own but the old Wang's next door. Do I still need them to watch this kind of news?
Xiezhi said with a serious face, "Just now I saw a fierce beast on the news."
The so-called ferocious beasts are beasts that are opposed to divine beasts.
The gods and beasts are full of auspiciousness, gentle in nature, and protect one side.In ancient times, they formed a friendship with the human race, and the beasts would come to the place where the human race gathered autonomously to protect one side of the human race.But ferocious beasts are different. They came out of the most hostile and darkest darkness. They are cruel by nature, bloodthirsty and cruel. In ancient times, their favorite thing to do was to eat people.
Nezha was taken aback when he heard the words, "Why are there fierce beasts here?"
Nezha is not surprised that there will be fierce beasts in the world, but what surprised him is that there will be fierce beasts near the farmhouse!
It stands to reason that the surroundings with sufficient aura near the farmhouse should be accompanied by non-violent spirits.Xie Zhi shook his head and said, "I don't know, but if I'm not mistaken about the news just now, it should definitely be a beast."
Ferocious beasts cannibalize people. Once they taste the bloody smell, the surrounding humans will have no peace.
"And this news was yesterday, but we have no clue. We are afraid that it has already attacked human beings." When Xiezhi thought of this, he couldn't help but feel worried.
As soon as Jiao Shiqiu came, he saw a group of cats and Nezha gathered together. He looked at them with serious faces, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Xiezhi opened his mouth to tell what happened just now, and Jiao Shiqiu couldn't help being surprised when he heard the beast, and then said: "You can check this on the Internet. If it is really a beast, then we can't let them harm people."
After all, it's about human life, Jiao Shiqiu didn't have time to find out the news, and took a closer look.
Even in this village?
But after all, it is a cub of the beast, Yi Ya will not roast the little unicorn, but it is still okay to teach him a little lesson.
After the little unicorn was arrested and brought to justice, the roast duck in his mouth was taken away. Yi Ya poured the roast duck slices with delicious sauce, and then served them to Fei Fei and others in front of the little unicorn.
The roasted duck is roasted at the right temperature. After it is sliced, it is poured with sweet and sour sauce. The crispy skin and tender duck meat are wrapped in the sauce. Everyone eats it with great joy.
And the little Qilin could only be locked in the net bag eagerly, blowing the cool wind tonight, watching them eat up the roast duck he just put in his mouth.
Woohoo, it looks so delicious, that Feifei has eaten a mouthful of oil!
Little Qilin couldn't help but shed tears of regret.
The unicorn cub is suffering, the unicorn cub is sad!
Watching others eat delicious food but not being able to eat it yourself is the biggest torture for foodies!Not only that, Yi Ya didn't care whether it was late at night or not, and worked overtime to make another fried meatball.
Fresh pork and tender green vegetables are chopped into meat fillings, kneaded with carefully prepared sauces, squeezed into meatballs the size of glutinous rice balls, and then fried in a frying pan, the whole kitchen is full of the aroma of meat!
And the little unicorn can only look at the other beasts one by one, he has nothing!Not even a sip of good juice!
The little unicorn was staring anxiously, and could only let out pitiful whimpers.
Human cubs don't lie to me, the kindergarten is so scary, woo woo woo...
Yi Ya let the little unicorn suffer so much that he exposed the matter, but the little qilin couldn't let him go.
After the little unicorn was put down, Jiao Shiqiu gave him a rice bowl full of meat. There was no roast duck, but there were fried meatballs, honey sauce chicken wings and braised pork, all freshly prepared, delicious and delicious. The little unicorn didn't even look up.
Jiao Shiqiu squatted beside the little unicorn, and then said persuasively, "If you stay here, you will have delicious food every day."
The little unicorn didn't even look up, without hesitation: "Stay!"
Then, the next day, little unicorn sat in the backyard room with little phoenix and Fei Fei, facing the black teacher Xiezhi.
Qilin Cub: "..."
By the time the little unicorn realized it, it was already too late!After entering the door of this kindergarten, no child can leave!
The aggrieved little unicorn is so scary in the kindergarten every day, and there are so many delicious foods here, it is like a paradise!
Settle down the little unicorn, and this matter will be over.
Without the harassment from the thief, Yi Ya was more devoted to his work, and Jiao Shiqiu was free to pay attention to the "Shen Beast Kindergarten" in the backyard.
There are five teachers in the kindergarten in the backyard. They have classes five days a week, and the five teachers take turns teaching them. The kids whine and scream every day in class.
Zhaocai can't speak yet, so he just stares at the door of the backyard every day. He is big, has a fierce personality, and is especially suitable as the dean who supervises discipline at the back of the classroom!
Jiao Shiqiu glanced at it occasionally, even Xiao Fenghuang, the king of the mountain, was cowardly in front of Zhaocai, and he could see how fierce Zhaocai was.
However, when it comes to attracting money, Jiao Shiqiu couldn't help being curious.
"Kirin can talk as a cub, why can't Zhaocai talk?" Jiao Shiqiu sat on the swing in the backyard, and the orange cat lay on his lap with a chubby face, letting the human being do it for him fiercely. hair.Jiao Shiqiu curiously asked this question while smoothing Jiao Shiqiu's hair.
Xiezhi said before that the age of Zhaocai is just adulthood in the circle of beasts, so when he came to the lower realm, the magic circle sealed Zhaocai.
One seal also went straight back to the cub period.
So other mythical beasts can speak, but Lucky can't.
At first, Jiao Shiqiu thought that the cubs of the beasts could not speak, after all, Fei Fei could only chirp and chirp, and little Phoenix could only chirp every day.
But now there is a little unicorn that can talk, Jiao Shiqiu couldn't help asking.Is it possible that this speaking is also a talent?
The little Qilin was meditating on the side to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, when he heard the voice of his mother, he said softly, "I'm not too young! I'm the big brother of Feifei and Xiaofenghuang!"
Unexpectedly, the little unicorn is still the big brother, so it is only a matter of time before he talks?
Xiezhi said in a timely manner: "Indeed, the cubs of the beasts will be able to speak when they reach a certain age. It has nothing to do with talent. It won't be long before Little Phoenix and Feifei can also speak. In fact, they have also been able to speak some words recently. gone."
As if to prove it, the little phoenix opened its wings and opened its mouth: "Eat!"
It sounds like a "ji" sound change, but if you listen carefully, you can hear that it is indeed a well-spoken Chinese character.
Jiao Shiqiu twitched the corners of his mouth, is it okay that both of them are foodies?
However, Jiao Shiqiu glanced at little phoenix, lowered his head and touched Zhaocai's hair and said: "Other children can talk, why are you still meowing Zhaocai?"
The lucky cat's tail patted the human race lightly.
This seat just hasn't recovered its spiritual power yet!After the seat is restored, it will become a prototype and scare you to death!
The kitten flicked its tail arrogantly, Jiao Shiqiu could only coax her, and Xiezhi looked at his younger brother and the little boss fighting with a cat face showing a "..." expression.
But Xie Zhi still explained: "This is related to the degree of recovery. It should not be counted as time. Our spiritual power can almost be recovered."
At that time, you don't have to be limited to the body of a cat!
I see!After Jiao Shiqiu understood, Xiezhi went back to give lectures to the cubs.
Although it is jokingly called a beast kindergarten, in fact this kindergarten is not at all the same as a human kindergarten.There are no slides, no gentle care from kindergarten teachers, and no playing games with children hand in hand.Only the cubs lined up and stood up to the teacher to tell them how to become a qualified beast!
Teacher Xiezhi is strict and serious. Every Monday, she gives a section on the self-cultivation of the beast, telling the children that the most important thing to do as a beast is to take good care of their image.
Every day, you have to make sure your hair is smooth and you walk with the wind, and your every move must have the majesty of a beast!
Not only that, the beasts must have their own persistence and belief, and use their talents to do everything well!
Jiao Shiqiu watched the cubs carefully grooming their feathers and hair under the guidance of the teacher, feeling a little dazed for a moment.The most important thing is that Mr. Xiezhi is also addicted to licking hair and cannot extricate himself.
Is this the self-cultivation of divine beasts...
Pretty chic.
In addition, Jiao Shiqiu watched the teachers teach the mysterious laws of the beast, how to become a beast that protects mankind, from zero to a great beast.
Take the cubs to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon every day, and lead them to contact and cast spells.
Every lesson is very serious!
But after all, they are all cubs, and they can obediently listen to the class at first, but later they can't help being distracted, and then start making troubles.At this time, it is necessary to recruit money and give the little cubs a "gaze from the head teacher", and these little cubs will immediately calm down again.
Cowardice was written all over his face.
Jiao Shiqiu looked at a group of small animals playing and fighting, only thought they were cute, but Xiezhi was not too happy and said: "These are still too slow, wait until they can transform into another way."
Xiezhi watches TV in the house every day, and it is an educational channel.
The reliable Big Brother Xiezhi has explored a very useful educational process from the educational system of the human race.
That is the exam! "When they can take shape, we will draw up a textbook and then give them a test. If there are more knowledge points in the test paper, they will be memorized."
To put it simply, it is the beast version of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation", so as to achieve the purpose of education.
Jiao Shiqiu: "..."
He took one look at the gleeful licking, and then turned to the cubs who were fighting each other.
These little bastards have no idea what they are going to face!
Xiezhi felt that such a method was very good, and praised: "The human race has a lot of methods in education, and the learning methods explored for thousands of years are quite useful."
Because of this, Xiezhi prefers to watch human programs.
Every night at seven o'clock, guests staying at the farmhouse can see a black cat sitting on a chair at the front desk, with a cat face watching TV with a serious face, all of which are broadcasting news from all over the world, as well as science and education for young people. channel.
As if you really understand it, if you switch the channel in the past, the cat will meow at you seriously, and then switch the program back.
guest:"……"
Jiao Shiqiu has received suggestions from guests more than once: "Send your child to study, don't delay your child's college entrance examination."
Of course, these are all good-natured ridicules, and Jiao Shiqiu would take advantage of the situation and say, "Send the children to study when they earn enough money, and I will never delay it!"
Therefore, a cat that can watch TV has also become a feature of the farmhouse.
If the news broadcast starts at seven o'clock every day and you haven't seen the cat sitting in the front desk, you still don't get used to it.
On this day, Xiezhi was also watching the news.
But this time it was local news. After the reporter finished talking about the upcoming college entrance examination season and how candidates and parents should prepare during the college entrance examination, they turned to the next news.
"Yesterday, our reporter received a call from a resident of Nanming Village. During the call, the resident said that a strange figure appeared in the backyard of his home. He suspected that a rare animal in the mountains ran down the mountain. Injured, resident contacted fire department..."
The reporter reported on a family in Nanming Village the day before yesterday. After returning home from farm work, they found an animal hidden in the backyard of the house. It seems that the villagers are not familiar with the beasts in the mountains, it is very likely that they are new species that have never been seen before, so the residents contacted the reporter.
When the reporter arrived, the animal in the bush hadn't left, and it kept staring at the backyard and making unexplained noises.
The firefighters tried many methods but failed to capture this mysterious animal. In the end, they had to drive the animal away. After all, it was a wild animal. After driving away, the firefighters specially told the local villagers to close the door and not let the strange animal escape. After entering the house, the report ended.
Xiezhi looked at the blurry video, the black figure in the bushes was neither a pig nor a dog, it looked more like...
A beast!
How could there be a fierce beast here? !
Xiezhi sensed something was wrong in his heart, and ran to the backyard to call his companions over, but by the time they arrived, the news had already ended, and now another news was being broadcast.
Nezha came out after him, looked at Xiezhi and said, "What do you want to see?"
The child I have raised for more than 20 years is not my own but the old Wang's next door. Do I still need them to watch this kind of news?
Xiezhi said with a serious face, "Just now I saw a fierce beast on the news."
The so-called ferocious beasts are beasts that are opposed to divine beasts.
The gods and beasts are full of auspiciousness, gentle in nature, and protect one side.In ancient times, they formed a friendship with the human race, and the beasts would come to the place where the human race gathered autonomously to protect one side of the human race.But ferocious beasts are different. They came out of the most hostile and darkest darkness. They are cruel by nature, bloodthirsty and cruel. In ancient times, their favorite thing to do was to eat people.
Nezha was taken aback when he heard the words, "Why are there fierce beasts here?"
Nezha is not surprised that there will be fierce beasts in the world, but what surprised him is that there will be fierce beasts near the farmhouse!
It stands to reason that the surroundings with sufficient aura near the farmhouse should be accompanied by non-violent spirits.Xie Zhi shook his head and said, "I don't know, but if I'm not mistaken about the news just now, it should definitely be a beast."
Ferocious beasts cannibalize people. Once they taste the bloody smell, the surrounding humans will have no peace.
"And this news was yesterday, but we have no clue. We are afraid that it has already attacked human beings." When Xiezhi thought of this, he couldn't help but feel worried.
As soon as Jiao Shiqiu came, he saw a group of cats and Nezha gathered together. He looked at them with serious faces, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Xiezhi opened his mouth to tell what happened just now, and Jiao Shiqiu couldn't help being surprised when he heard the beast, and then said: "You can check this on the Internet. If it is really a beast, then we can't let them harm people."
After all, it's about human life, Jiao Shiqiu didn't have time to find out the news, and took a closer look.
Even in this village?
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