God Beast Farm Stay

The two Taoist priests at the entrance of the village have just graduated from the teacher, and they are the Taoist priests of a small Taoist temple nearby.

One is Xu Feixing and the other is Zeng Yingyue.

The two had just started out as teachers and had been suffering from the lack of opportunities to be famous. They had just learned how to read the compass, and when they saw the compass turn and turn, it seemed that there was a demonic aura!

Now the two are full of energy, the Taoist priest catches the demon, no matter where it is, it is a good talk!Maybe it will be blown up in film and television dramas, praised in Taoist circles, and become famous if you are not careful?

The two little Taoist priests shook their heads, seduced by the 500 million yuan in the dream, and regardless of whether they had real skills, they went to the village with a compass, and went straight to the farmhouse in the village along the way!

The closer you are to the farmhouse, the more obvious the compass will be.

Moreover, there are no guests in this farmhouse at the moment. At first glance, it is very deserted. The two little Taoist priests thought it must be that monster!

When they got rid of the monster and saved the guests for the owner of the farmhouse, wouldn't the owner be grateful?

So the two rushed up, one with a compass and the other with a mahogany sword, broke into the gate of the farmhouse and shouted: "Where are the monsters running!"

As soon as he entered, he could only see a few people sitting at the table in the hall, and the people sitting around them were all handsome men. When they heard the movement, they turned their eyes to the two little Taoist priests.

In front of them, a fish hot pot was bubbling and bubbling.

"..."

What about demons and monsters?

He was eating well, but when he turned around, he was disturbed by someone, and Yi Ya was the first to be displeased.

He has a bad temper and is not easy to provoke. He has a fierce face by nature. He usually looks angry when he doesn't speak. Yi Ya put down his chopsticks and asked, "What are you two little Taoist priests doing?"

Those two little Taoist priests never thought that such a scene would happen!

Aren't the people here in a house with a ghostly aura usually tortured by monsters?Why are people in this room still eating fish hotpot? !

"That, that... We are Taoist priests, you, you have monsters here!" Xu Feixing stuttered, Yi Ya looks too fierce to get along with, and now he wished he had never been here before!

"Where are there monsters?" Jiao Shiqiu twitched his forehead, thinking about how this farmhouse attracted all these nagging things for a day or two.

Jiao Shiqiu smiled and said: "We have to believe in science. There are no monsters in this world. We will not pay you two to catch monsters. You two should leave."

Zeng Xuyang also chimed in: "That's right! You are not liars, are you?"

Bai Shexing and Huang Si: "..."

The two monsters watched their boss dismiss the Taoist calmly, then silently glanced at Zeng Xuyang, showing a polite smile.

The two little Taoist priests rushed to nothing, their faces flustered with embarrassment, but they were not convinced when they heard what Zeng Xuyang said.

"We are not liars! We have documents!"

As soon as Zeng Yingyue heard that someone thought they were charlatans, she hurriedly took out her Taoist certificate from her sleeve, and said, "This is our Taoist certificate. We are professionals with certificates! There really are monsters here!"

Jiao Shiqiu: "..."

He glanced at Zeng Xuyang, and thought to himself why this kid lost his wit all the time.

Can those two little Taoist priests be sent away with their Taoist certificates?

Jiao Shiqiu could only bite the bullet and said: "Is it difficult to make a false testimony in this world? You guys go away! Why are you here to cheat!"

Xu Feixing and Zeng Yingyue: "..."

This, this, the other party doesn't get in at all!The angry little Taoist almost stomped his feet!

But with Jiao Shiqiu's attitude, the two of them really couldn't say anything, so they could only leave silently with their belongings.

Along the way, Xu Feixing was filled with righteous indignation: "It's really stupid, good intentions are treated like a donkey's liver and lungs!"

It's obviously for his benefit that they catch demons for people!To treat them as liars really weakened the excitement of the little Taoist priest.

"No, there is definitely something wrong with this boss!" Zeng Yingyue's face was very serious since he came out, "Ordinary people should believe the Taoist certificate when they see it. Only he wants to drive us away. He is absolutely afraid that we will find something!"

"Maybe the boss has already been killed, the one who just talked to us was the monster in the house!"

Xu Feixing was shocked when he heard his little friend say that!

"Yes, but he doesn't have any evil spirit!"

"This is the scary part. This shows that the opponent is probably a big monster who can hide the evil spirit! We can't beat it!"

As soon as this guess came out, the two little Taoist priests still felt that it was very reasonable.

"Then it's going to be a disaster! We have to go back to find Master and the others quickly!"

……

In the farmhouse, Jiao Shiqiu was relieved to see the two little Taoist priests leave.He didn't feel scared when the other party said that there were monsters in the farmhouse, because there were indeed!Bai Shexing is a white snake demon, and Huang Si is a weasel, but these two monsters are also his employees. Does the boss want his employees to be taken away by Taoist priests?

For this big family, Jiao Shiqiu was heartbroken!

But it was nothing, as soon as the little Taoist left, the others should eat and drink as usual.

This fish hot pot is made by Yi Ya, who in the south has a mild taste, so he made a thick soup fish hot pot with freshly killed carp.

The broth of Datong Guhang is milky white and thick, with a faint milky aroma.Added various seasonings such as onion, ginger, garlic, and shiitake mushrooms, the soup base is delicious and rich, and there is a layer of hand-made fish balls inside.The bottom of the soup is boiling, and the fish is ups and downs in the soup, and a piece of it feels tender and delicious, and it melts in the mouth.The fishy smell has been completely removed, leaving only the smooth and tender fish meat, coupled with the honey sauce prepared by Yi Ya, the eater can't wait to swallow his tongue.

Not only that, this fish is about to be alienated, and it has aura in itself, and with the accumulation of aura, the fish itself becomes more magical.

Those like Bai Shexing and Huang Si felt warm in their stomachs after eating it, and the aura in the fish along the meridians separated the spiritual power in the meridians for them, making their spiritual power more pure.

Ordinary people like Jiao Shiqiu and Zeng Xuyang can strengthen their bodies after taking it, which can be called a good medicine.

It's useless for Yi Ya and the others to eat this, but the taste of this kind of fish is much better than ordinary mortal fish.However, there is only so much meat for a fish, and a few more bites per catty will finish it.

"Unfortunately, it would be great if we could catch a few more."

It was a pity for Yi Ya, Jiao Shiqiu twitched the corners of his mouth, this fish was discovered by them and had not had time to mutate in time, it is not known if they can be eaten if there are more fish.

However, that's all Yi Ya said, and no one took it to heart.

After lunch, get ready to go about your business.

In the afternoon, the farmhouse was surrounded by a group of Taoist priests!

A mighty group of middle-aged, old, and young Taoist priests in Taoist robes stood at the door of the farmhouse with mahogany swords or other magic weapons in their hands. Jiao Shiqiu was terrified when he went out.

"What is this for?"

Jiao Shiqiu was stunned, and then said: "If you come to eat, you need to make an appointment."

Now the business of the farmhouse is getting better and better, it is not the time to just bring a group of people over and have a meal!Then Jiao Shiqiu heard the leading Taoist say: "Hey! Monster, you have taken the body of this boss by force, destroying the order of people and monsters, you still have the face to walk in the sun!"

Jiao Shiqiu: "..."? ?

What and what?

He really didn't understand it, and in a blink of an eye, he saw the little Taoist priest who left here at noon.Zeng Yingyue was standing next to one of her own masters, and when she saw Jiao Shiqiu cast her eyes on him, she said with a serious face, "We all know! You are the monster of the farmhouse! You are possessed by the boss, otherwise why are you afraid of Taoist priests coming in?" !"

Jiao Shiqiu: "..."

What kind of logic is this? !

Jiao Shiqiu was stunned, but the little Taoist felt that what he said was logical, and after analyzing it, his eyes showed a fierce look!

"I can't beat you as a monster, but I have a master and a brother and uncle! You don't want to harm mankind!"

Not to mention whether he is a monster or not, you group of Taoist priests are not the opponents of those in the backyard of the farmhouse, okay...

Jiao Shiqiu was speechless.

And the old Taoist standing on the side said: "It's useless to talk too much, it should be to catch this monster now."

After saying that, the old Taoist priest came over with a group of Taoist priests carrying a mahogany sword!Only then did Jiao Shiqiu know what an indiscriminate disaster is!At this moment, he couldn't hide even if he wanted to, and he was about to be poked a hole by the mahogany sword.At this time, a red silk was thrown from the second floor of the farmhouse, and like a dancing snake, it took away all the mahogany swords in the hands of the Taoist priest!

"what is this!"

"My mahogany sword!"

This was caught off guard, and the Taoist priests who had no weapons in their hands almost lost their previous momentum, and they were all dumbfounded!

"Is this also suitable for catching monsters?"

A childish voice came from the second floor. A [-]-year-old child stood at the window on the second floor and looked at the Taoist priests downstairs. When he spoke, his face was expressionless, but the others inexplicably felt a kind of disdain.

"..."

Which of these Taoist priests needn't be as big as a child?The weapons were all swept away, and he said in embarrassment: "Where is the child, just mind your own business!"

Jiao Shiqiu secretly thought that something was wrong, so he watched Nezha jump down from the second floor, and he landed lightly on the ground as if he was walking on flat ground from such a high place.

The Huntian Ling in his hand was rolled up and wrapped around his hand.

Nezha scanned the circle of Taoist priests, and said, "This is the level of Taoist priests now?"

The tone of his speech was all on the same line, but the others inexplicably heard the overtones.

That's it?

Nezha looked at a Taoist priest in front of him, hooked his hands and said, "You said you want to catch a demon, what are your skills?"

The Taoist priest was stupefied by Nezha, so he asked the question and said, "I read Fire Jue."

Oh.

playing with fire.

Nezha waved his hand, and everyone saw the Taoist priest's clothes on fire without seeing him chanting the spell!

And take a closer look--

"Samadhi real fire?!" "Y" "X" D" "J".

These Taoist priests did not have much practice, but there are also some who have seen the world.Practitioners have learned when practicing the fire practice that there are all kinds of fire in this world, among which the real fire of Samadhi is often mentioned by monks in the past. It is best to use the real fire of Samadhi to eliminate demons and evil spirits.

But the current Taoist priests don't talk about practicing samadhi real fire, it's not bad if they can summon a fist-sized Fanhuo if they read Huojue!

And the kid in front of him is the true flame of samadhi with a wave of his hand!

The Taoist priests onlookers were stunned, and did not come forward to help for a while. The Taoist priest whose clothes were burned by Nezha found that the fire could not be extinguished no matter how much he tried, so he could only take off his clothes and step on the ground. After pulling Nezha, he took back the true fire of Samadhi.

And looking at the Taoist priests again, one or two are as dumb as wooden chickens.

Jiao Shiqiu cupped his hands and said: "We don't have any monsters here, even if there are, there are great gods sitting in command, so don't worry about it."

"..."

Isn't this a farmhouse where a nine-year-old child can make a real fire of Samadhi, what are they worried about?

Worrying about monsters without long eyes is almost the same!

"Wait, this, this is Dingshi Farmhouse?" Just now, the two sides were confused for a while, and at this time someone recovered and looked around and asked.

He was silent again when he saw the signboard with the five characters "Dingshi Farmhouse Music".After a while, the Taoist wiped his sweat silently, and quickly apologized: "We came to disturb you, if you are disrespectful, you will be offended..."

The rest of the people didn't understand, so they heard the other party whisper: "Didn't the Daoist Association say before that they should not take this farmhouse idea lightly!"

The Luo Yushan incident made Jiao Shiqiu popular in Taoist circles. At that time, who in the nearby Taoist temples didn't know that there was a farmhouse owner who was actually a recluse?It was only later that the local Daoist Association issued a statement telling everyone not to disturb others.Then, as the days got longer, there was no more news about the so-called great god, and this matter was worn away by time, which made them forget the advice of the Daoist Association!

And what did they just do?

Pointing at the Great God and saying this is a monster?

Do you want to fight against an expert? !