God Beast Farm Stay

Lu Yelan underestimated the fighting power of the big white goose in the countryside. Who would have thought that this big white goose could fight so well? !

Fortunately, a little yellow chicken came to the rescue in the end, otherwise her image might have been lost.And for some reason, the little yellow chicken just chirped twice, and the big white geese obediently left Lu Yelan.

A British chicken to save the United States was caught off guard.

But Lu Yelan doesn't care about anything now, only this little yellow chicken is in her eyes, and Lu Yelan still feels that this little chicken is different despite being covered in fluff.How do you look, how cute!

She picked up the little yellow chicken from the ground, and the little yellow chicken sat between her hands without struggling, watching her tilt its head with two mung beans.

Cute and cute!

"This little chicken is so cute!" Lu Yelan said, holding this little yellow chicken in her hand, those white geese never approached her again!

"Director, I think this little yellow chicken must be extraordinary." Lu Yelan used a filter for the little yellow chicken because she stepped forward just now.

The director glanced at it, and said, "Oh, the chicken in your hand is the pet of the boss here. It does replace the boss's goose every day."

"No wonder these big white geese are afraid of it!" It turned out that the boss came.

After Lu Yelan had the little yellow chicken, she changed her previous slump, and immediately walked to the nest of the big white goose with arrogance.

Seeing Lu Yelan and these big white geese instinctively put on an attacking posture, they were about to bite Lu Yelan, so Lu Yelan quickly put out the little yellow chicken!

The big white geese froze for a moment.

This was so cool, when Lu Yelan thought of those big white geese who punched and kicked her before, but now they dared not move like quails, she immediately went to take the little golden egg triumphantly.

At the end of the game, Lu Yelan said such a thing triumphantly, and called the little yellow chicken one by one, which made people listen to the black line.The tasks assigned by the program group this time are considered broken. According to the process, the program group should arrange tasks of varying difficulty, and then let them fight for No.1.This No.1 is related to their dinner.

It was well planned at first, but who would have thought that it would be so crotch stretching in real shooting.

So he simply gave up all the original tasks, but when he looked back, the corners of his mouth twitched.

After cleaning the chicken coop, Hexuan did not know why the chickens in the coop were bustling. Now they are covered with chicken feathers. Needless to say, the task of cleaning the chicken coop has failed... r

And actor Jiang and Gu Sisi are also outrageous, actor Jiang's task is to weed the vegetable field, but in the blink of an eye, he pulls out the vegetable seedlings he just planted!

Gu Sisi was better, her task was to fish, but she sat there all afternoon without catching a single fish!

Director team: "?????"

After this lap, only Lu Yelan actually completed the task!

Therefore, at night, there was a bowl of plain noodles in front of Hou Hexuan and the others, and then a feast of dinner was placed in front of Lu Yelan on the opposite side!

Luscious rice with clear grains, rosy and attractive braised pork, crispy and attractive deep-fried pork ribs, a small green vegetable with garlic and vinegar potato shreds for appetizers, and a thick white fish Soup.

Two meat and two vegetables in one soup, Hou Hexuan looked at the combination of meat and vegetables on the opposite side, and then looked at the vegetarian noodles in front of him.

Not to mention Hou Hexuan, after seeing this stark contrast, the others were all filled with regrets in their hearts!

Previously, they used this variety show as a pastime, and they didn't take the task seriously, and they lost if they thought about losing. Who would have thought that the reward and punishment of the task would be so different! ?

The worst thing was that they wanted to have dinner with Lu Yelan face to face.The aroma of the dishes in front of Lu Yelan wafted to their noses, the smell of meat and the crispness of vegetarian dishes made mouth water.

Hou Hexuan watched as Lu Yelan took a rib and lightly bit it, only to hear a "click" sound from the crispy fried rib, and the meat juice locked in the rib flowed out, stained with oil. People opened their mouths, but at the same time, the aroma of ribs also diffused out.There is no strange smell of mutton, only the salty aroma of spices and meat mixed together.

The pork ribs were so tender that after one bite, I couldn't help but take a second bite. Lu Yelan originally wanted to have a taste of it, but who thought that he couldn't stop all of a sudden, so he almost ate all the prepared meals!

"This food is delicious!" Lu Yelan immersed herself in eating after tasting it. Her years of performing career have made her very strict with her figure.But this time, facing this table of ordinary home-cooked dishes, Lu Yelan couldn't control her appetite for the first time, and ate them up!

At first glance, I thought it was the reincarnation of a starving ghost...

Lu Yelan ate without raising her head, she had a great appetite, and Hou Hexuan and others who were watching from the side were hungry even though they were not hungry.The plain noodles in front of them have also become more attractive, and they spent a lot of energy doing the tasks in the morning, so now they can't care about being picky about the dishes.

And when they picked up the first mouthful of noodles, the eyes of the three of them widened at the same time!

This plain noodles is not just a handful of noodles and a few green vegetables on the surface.

The noodles in this bowl are seafood noodles. Each noodle is pulled out by hand. People can't stop!

Don't look at Lu Yelan's food, Hou Hexuan and the others are not much better!

At dinner time, these guests didn't say a word and just buried their heads in eating, all of them humming and humming, completely disregarding their star image.

Gu Sisi even wanted another bowl after eating it!

Director: "..."

They really aren't serious variety shows, are they?This is what travel is for! !

Wait until the day when the variety show airs...

Zhang Yaping has two hobbies in his life, one is going to Dingshi Farmhouse for dinner and the other is chasing variety shows.

On the weekends, she finally stayed at home on vacation, and naturally opened the video software to see if there were any updates on variety shows, and suddenly saw a push of a new variety show on the homepage.

Actor Jiang is a guest?

The scene was filmed at the farmhouse!

Zhang Ya originally planned to watch another variety show update at the same time, but when she saw that the filming was at Dingshi Farmhouse, she clicked in without hesitation.

This variety show is the first episode that has just started filming. To be honest, Zhang Ya has no interest in this kind of travel show.

But as a "guest" of Dingshi Farmhouse, she still expressed her support intentionally.

As expected, the guests of this variety show have no memories except the actor.

Good-looking is good-looking, but it's a pity that he has no reputation.

And what's the matter with being cold as soon as he comes out!This is too embarrassing!

As an audience member, Zhang Ya couldn't help curling up with her toes in front of the screen and scratching marks on the quilt.

And along the way, the guests started to quarrel with each other. It was the first time Zhang Ya saw the first episode of a variety show that just pulled hips like this, and couldn't help thinking about seeing more hips behind.With such a mood, Zhang Ya read on.

She couldn't help laughing out loud when she saw the film king Jiang making Gu Sisi, who approached him, have an illegitimate meal.

Of course Zhang Ya knew about the legend of the peach blossoms in Nanming Village, but she never thought that Best Actor Jiang would be so confused!

It's good to be single based on strength. Gu Sisi's messy expression in the wind with his autographed photo also pokes some people's laughs. Zhang Ya quit to take a look, and there are emoji packs in the variety show comment section.

Gu Sisi: I'm fucking stunned.jpg

Some people ridiculed Jiang Yingdi Zhu Gusheng.

In the later stage, there are still a few paragraphs in which Lu Yelan and Hou Hexuan fight each other with yin and yang.

These two people have always been polite and diligent in marketing online. Who knew that they were so proficient in yin and yang in variety shows?It's like bringing an onmyoji!

Every time when two people fight each other, there will always be a wave of barrage 233333

Lu Yelan: Character design?I eat my own avatar raw!

Hou Hexuan: Kiss your own person and stretch your hips!

In the later stage, the director simply put up the clips of how the guests failed in their missions and how ugly they were.The entire variety show is filled with the flavor of "the desire to survive has gone offline", and the guests' expressions are full of expressions.

After all, even the guests themselves have given up on the personality of the variety show - you know, their scripts are not written like this!

No surprises, Lu Yelan should be an intimate elder sister, and Hou Hexuan should be a warm boy. What happened?

Ha ha.

But it was just such a mistake, and the netizens watched the entire episode of the variety show with a smile without knowing it.And backhanded the variety show to the hot search.

#江影帝 You have no heart! #

#Gu Sisi illegitimate meal#

#吕叶兰后鹤轩带with Onmyoji#

Netizens are crazy hahahaha their faces are cracked because of this contrast, and there are also a bunch of sand sculpture emoticons produced.

This silent variety show, which was supposed to hit the street, was slammed because of sand sculptures!

Netizens enthusiastically made all kinds of emoticons, from Lu Yelan to Jiang Actor, even the director team did not let go, and the Internet was full of joy for a while.Even the guest's personal website produced a lot of emoticons about variety shows one after another.

These sand sculpture pictures even went viral, and in one fell swoop, these half-popular little stars like Hou Hexuan became small traffic recently.

Netizens said one after another: "If I were the director team, I would be fucking stunned at the scene hahahahahaha!!"

"I thought it was generating electricity for love, but my sister thought that [-] million would fall from the sky!"

"The main reason is that these few people are too funny, they don't recognize their design, give me more gkd!!!"

Variety show unexpectedly became popular, the program crew really did not expect it, even the guests did not expect it.The variety show that was originally thought to be paddling turned into a pie from the sky, directly smashing them dizzy.

And when they reacted, Gu Sisi wailed in the chat group!

"It finally became popular, but I actually gained ten pounds after filming a variety show!!!!"

This is simply a bolt from the blue!

Not only Gu Sisi, but everyone else gained ten to ten catties when they went back to measure their weight.

Gu Sisi's manager directly pointed at her forehead and cursed: "Are you going to film a variety show or go home to feed pigs?!"

Gu Sisi: QAQ.

"Hurry up and lose weight, lose weight quickly before your fans and Heizi find out!"

The agent's first reaction was to arrange a fitness package. You must know that the management of celebrities' bodies is very strict.In addition, the current public aesthetics are all white and thin. As a star, if you get a little fat, it will be fatal!

Of course, these little stars who have finally become popular cannot let fans know about their weight gain.

Gu Sisi went to lose weight dejectedly when he heard the words, and couldn't help but miss the days when he was recording programs at Dingshi Farmhouse. He ate very satisfyingly and felt relaxed every day, and his whole person became different.

But these can only be thought about, Gu Sisi can only sigh and lose weight.

It's a pity that paper can't hold fire.

No matter what Gu Sisi and the others said, they wanted to move around, and it was soon discovered that these guests were all fat!

In fact, for the general public, even if a star is fat, it is still in a normal aesthetic range.But now mainstream aesthetics' pursuit of thinness is simply deformed, and they are now on the hot search.

"Filming a variety show made me fat so much, it's too hard."

"It's more than a dozen catties at least, and the cheeks are round."

"...But, I think they look better when they're fat."

Someone said something silently.

After Gu Sisi, Hexuan and the others did get fatter, but it didn't affect the shooting of the camera, and they even looked better. They didn't lose weight like before, and their eyes were dark. Now they are full of energy, and their eyes are shining with light .

"But thinness is the aesthetic we should pursue, and body management is what celebrities should do!"

"Blame Dingshi Farmhouse, what are you cooking so delicious? It makes people fat [dog head]."