picked up a little wolf dog

"Hey, Wu Gang, you can do it, Chang'e is waiting for you?"

As soon as the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Wu Gang rushed out like an athlete, ignoring Jiang Tong who was trotting all the way behind him.

Jiang Tong was panting and sweating profusely from running, and a blush was smeared on his white face.

Wu Gang rushed out of the liberal arts building, rushed all the way to the small cafeteria, and ordered two beef noodles at lightning speed.

After swiping the card, a huge group of people gathered behind him, all students with green eyes and waiting to be fed.

With a fat body and a bowl of beef noodles in each hand, Wu Gang moved freely among the crowd, arousing waves of admiration.He found an empty place to put the beef noodles, and he didn't forget to take two pairs of chopsticks.

Jiang Tong has been coerced into the small cafeteria by the crowd, but he is a little face blind, standing in the middle of the crowd as if under a fixed spell, standing there in a daze, his eyes are erratic, dazed and wet, obviously he can't find anyone up.

Wu Gang waved his hand: "Here!"

The chopsticks in his hand waved like a baton in the hands of a conductor.

Before Wu Gang could appreciate his flowing movements, the chopsticks in his hands were taken away by Jiang Tong, and the guy sat down across from him unceremoniously, competing with the bowl of beef noodles.

"There is no Chang'e here, but there is food. 'Eat and drink for men and women, people's great desires exist.' There is food first, and then there are men and women. What kind of women are there if you don't have food!" Wu Gang said while eating, quite disdainful .

Jiang Tong ate the beef noodles: "Don't you dislike women?"

The hot air in the bowl dyed his face red again, this Jiang Tong always seemed to be flushed red, pink and white.Normally, Wu Gang would definitely have the urge to poke his face.

"Hush—" But at this time Wu Gang was so shocked that his face paled. He put down his chopsticks and looked around, and found that the students in the cafeteria were busy cooking and didn't care whether he liked men or women.Make up your mind.

"You can't talk nonsense." Wu Gang glanced at Jiang Tong coyly, picked up the chopsticks and picked up the only piece of beef in front of him, sighing:

"Well, women are better than women, and men are better than men. The face is like a lotus and the chest is like jade. It is already rare to have this appearance. But as the saying goes, 'beauty is in the bones but not the skin', what is even more rare is the charm in the bones, Zhilan Yushu With a bright moon in your arms, no one else can imitate it."

After shaking his head for a while, he put the beef into his mouth and chewed.

The beef noodles in this small cafeteria are a must in Lancheng University. The ones that cost tens of dollars a bowl outside are not as authentic as the ten dollars a bowl here.It would be nice to have more beef.

"So you like ladyboys."

Wu Gang choked on a mouthful of beef, neither vomited nor swallowed, it was very uncomfortable.

"Why are you staring at me?" Jiang Tong stared with big eyes, eyes as clear as water, "Such a person, man or woman, find one for me?"

Wu Gang let out a long sigh, and the fat on his body trembled three times with him: "Are you chasing stars?"

"Don't chase, Wuhao youths don't chase stars." Jiang Tong shook his head and said confidently.

Wu Gang was choked again. Jiang Tong was indeed one of the five good young men, the monitor of their third class of Chinese language and literature, and the male god who was secretly loved by many girls.But with the incomprehensible energy of talking to him, Wu Gang thought that those girls' hearts were probably about to be broken into dumpling fillings.

"You don't chase stars, I chase stars, I chase careers." Wu Gang had no choice but to say to his classmate and former roommate, "Peng Mutong, have you heard of it?"

Not surprisingly, Jiang Tong shook his head again.

"Peng Mutong, you don't even know? - Well, you don't chase stars. Currently the hottest newcomer in the entertainment industry, a model, with a top-notch body and a stylish body. Wherever you go, you'll be full of flair."

"Peng Mutong." Jiang Tong whispered, "Male or female?"

Wu Gang sighed bitterly: "I believe it now, you really don't follow stars. ——Hey, look, that's the one."

In order to enrich the spiritual and cultural life of college students, several TVs are installed in the small cafeteria for students to watch.

The original intention is good, but the remote control is in the hands of the aunt in the cafeteria, and the battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is staged on it every day. It is impossible to enrich life, and it has played a somewhat role in poisoning the spirit of contemporary college students.

Jiang Tong looked at Wu Gang's hand, it was a razor advertisement, and it had come to an end.Jiang Tong took a second look and then looked back.

"How is it? That blond hair, with curly hair, is said to be natural, have you seen it?" After the advertisement was broadcast, Wu Gang looked away reluctantly, and asked Jiang Tong.

Jiang Tong picked up the few remaining noodles and said, "It's too dark."

"Black? My God, my ancestors, what's your aesthetic? This is the most authentic wheat color, healthy, do you understand?" Wu Gang wanted to say, "I can't be like you like a white chicken", but he wanted to After thinking about it, I still swallowed this sentence in my stomach.

He wasn't afraid of Jiang Tong, let alone because of his love for classmates, but because he was afraid of Jiang Tong's younger brother.

Jiang Tong asked: "The face looks like a lotus, and the breasts look like jade? Can you find my breasts from that man?"

"That's a metaphor, a metaphor."

"Oh, but he is not as good-looking as my brother." Jiang Tong said firmly.

Wu Gang knew that this guy never left his younger brother in three words, and no one in the whole world could find anyone who looked better than his younger brother.

But when Jiang Tong said this, Wu Gang felt that Peng Mutong and Jiang Tong's younger brother, Jiang Peng, did look alike.

"Don't tell me, they really look alike. I remember your brother also has curly hair? Longer hair and some makeup, they look alike."

Jiang Tong had finished eating the noodles and was drinking the soup quietly.After finishing drinking, he put down the empty bowl and said, "A real man, no makeup."

Wu Gang choked on his last sip of soup.This is the third time he has been choked today, and in the whole world, only the person who can make a foodie like him choke three times can do it without changing his expression.

Jiang Tong took out two facial tissues and shared them with Wu Gang to wipe their mouths.

"Run slowly after class next time, it's not like you don't know, I'm a road idiot." Jiang Tong instructed while wiping.

Hearing Wu Gang's tone, he was no different from Empress Dowager Cixi.As soon as his knees softened, he would kneel down and say "cha". Before he could make a move, Jiang Tong over there spoke first: "Kneel down."

Following Jiang Tong's line of sight, Wu Gang looked over and understood, so he straightened his legs and waist, took away the two sets of bowls and chopsticks for himself and Jiang Tong, and put them in the storage place.Then he walked away, leaving Jiang Tong with a back that he thought was chic.

In fact, no one looked at him at all.

Wu Gang thought as he walked, how did such a road-crazy, face-blind, indistinguishable soap from soap, with no life experience, live to be 18 years old?

You can apply for the Guinness Book of World Records!

There is naturally a reason why Jiang Tong survived, and the reason is standing in front of Jiang Tong at this time.

This man is tall and has long legs and is a clothes rack. At this time, there are fewer and fewer people in the cafeteria. Standing next to Jiang Tong, he is particularly eye-catching.

The two girls had a heated and pleasant discussion.

"Hey, is he the guy who sells cold noodles at the school gate?"

"It's him. He must have come to pick up his brother again. Look at the one sitting there. He's a freshman from the Faculty of Arts and a monitor."

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"I remember the way home from the cafeteria. Why are you here again? No more money?" Jiang Tong had a faint smile on his face when he saw Jiang Peng.But as an elder, I still have to criticize my younger brother's behavior of "not doing business properly".

Jiang Peng didn't speak, picked up the "Ancient Chinese" textbook that Jiang Tong had placed beside him with one hand, and led Jiang Tong with the other to get up and leave.

Jiang Tong was so dizzy that he walked out with his younger brother, and forgot to pursue his negligence.

He was almost a head shorter than Jiang Peng, and he was also a circle thinner. Judging from his figure and appearance alone, it was absolutely impossible to tell who was the elder brother and who was the younger brother.

"You, a factor of social instability, can be educated by me. I am very pleased." Jiang Tong and his younger brother walked on the school's tree-lined road. Even though it is September, Qiu Huo still cannot be underestimated, only now that it is approaching evening, To have a little breeze.

Jiang Peng used to be a teenager who was out of school and jobless, and he was an unstable factor studying in a social university.

Ever since Jiang Tong and Jiang Tong came to Lancheng, which is located on the border of the motherland, to go to university, under the "early teaching" of his brother, in fact, "magic sounds poured into his ears", he finally put down the butcher knife, picked up a knife and shovel, and became a self-reliant laborer. People—set up stalls selling roasted cold noodles in front of the school.

"Yes, what you said is right. Alright brother, don't take photos anymore, and take photos when you get home." Jiang Peng turned around, looked at Jiang Tong who was standing beside the transparent bulletin board, admiring his face, and said.

Where Jiang Tong couldn't see, the long and narrow phoenix eyes were full of inexplicable emotions.

Confused, Jiang Tong followed Jiang Peng slowly, and said in a low voice, "The hairstyle is a bit messy. It's all Wu Gang's fault. It's like Chang'e is waiting for him in the cafeteria. I have to run to keep up with him."

"The mess is also beautiful."

"Take a good look at my hair. It's like a chicken coop. What's so good about it?" Jiang Tong stopped again and asked inexplicably.

Jiang Peng smiled helplessly, and walked up to Jiang Tong, who was staring at him with a pair of round eyes, angry, as if he wanted to ask what happened.

"You can't have no principles just because I'm your brother." Jiang Tong educated him righteously.

Jiang Peng felt that his elder brother was not only unsympathetic, but must also be the reincarnation of an old pedant, and he would educate himself like an elder at every turn.

But how can he have the majesty of an elder in his angry look?

Jiang Peng smiled, leaned over and lowered his head, and said in his brother's ear:

"Not dear."

Jiang Tong's ears blushed quietly when he felt the breeze between his lips and teeth.

The evening breeze brings the fragrance of grass and trees.

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