The whole empire is crazy for me [Quick Transmigration]

Lu Yishan looked at Xie Tian's trembling back, sighed, and said, "We are all men." During the rest time, he and his comrades walked around the warship shirtless...no one objected.Besides, I didn't take off my pants.

Xie Tian: "..."

Meow meow! !You are a scumbag! !I am a cute kitten!They are two completely different creatures! !

If Xie Tian had been peeped by Lu Yishan, he would have kicked him out with a bang! !

The boy covered his face and turned around, but he couldn't help being curious, and peeked furtively through his fingers.The first time he caught a glimpse of the terrifying scar on the man's back, he was startled.

Lu Yishan knew that Xie Tian was peeking.He didn't expose the other party, and after putting on his normal white shirt slowly, he said, "Aren't you afraid of my scar?"

The citizens of the current empire don't know that the marshal is injured and may be out of combat within ten years.Lu Yishan planned to wait for the scar to heal before announcing this... After all, his current scar is too scary, long, like a snake...

Xie Tian shook his head, "Nothing. Scars are cool, really handsome."

"..." The man didn't say anything, his eyes, which were as quiet as lake water, raised faint ripples.

[Ding—add ten to the favorability value of the target, now it is ten. ]

Xie Tian: "..."

Meow...why should I praise slag Gong.

after! !

Absolutely can't praise scumbags! !When talking to Slag Gong, you have to look annoying! !

Otherwise, sooner or later, he will be spotted by Slag Gong!Tricked into going to bed, taking off his pants, and then being [beep——], even if he was screamed out of breath, he still had to [beep——]! !

In a blink of an eye.The newly developed cat litter was delivered by express delivery.Lu Yishan helped Xie Tian pack the cat litter, and put the little milk leopard cat into the cat bag.

Xie Tian wants to go home.The [-]% favorability value already made him feel a sense of crisis.He didn't want to... get close to Slag Gong again!

He picked up the things, raised his head, and smiled at the man: "I'll go back first..." At the end of the day, he felt that his neck was about to break, and it was very sore.

Meow, Zha Gong is so tall.Absolutely and absolutely not let him fancy himself! ! !otherwise! !The kitty will be killed by the slag attacking [beep——] with a huge disparity in size!

Lu Yishan seemed to want to send Xie Tian back, but he stopped when he heard Xie Tian's words.

"be careful."

The man's voice is not like the target of the last world, the ending is a little picky, and it sounds very windy.He spoke without any emotional ups and downs, just a few words.But his voice is calm, magnetic and mature.It is inexplicably reassuring.

Xie Tian ran fast like hiding from a monster.

He came home and finally breathed a sigh of relief.The little milk cat was put on the ground by him. The palm-sized little milk cat had a red nose and mouth, and it meowed at Xie Tian.

Xie Tian finally felt better.

He poured cat litter into a round basin.Then open the live broadcast room to let everyone see what the mysterious substance is.

He spent the day yesterday, communicating with the system.Finally figured out what cat litter is made of.Then he handed over the production method and materials to the Marshal, and the Marshal asked the Cat Research Institute to help.

If cat litter can really allow cats to go to the bathroom in a fixed place, Xie Tian will get [-] interstellar currency copyright fees.If Xie Tian is willing, he can also work in the Cat Research Institute.

As soon as Xie Tian went online, the Lu Maoba app exploded immediately, and people from all over the empire crowded up.

But 1 minute! !The number of viewers in Xie Tian's live broadcast reached one billion! !

Cat research experts have been studying for ten years-the mysterious substance can't be found!Did the live broadcast really get it?

Everyone held their breath.Watching Xie Tian bring a basin, the basin is filled with the most common bentonite cat litter, gray, one by one...

Crowd: ? ?

[What the hell?Is this the mysterious substance? !is that a lie! ]

[Tsk tsk!It is said that mysterious substances cannot be produced! ]

[The cats are so domineering, how could they defecate in a fixed place! ]

Xie Tian put the cat litter where everyone can see it.But after a while, the little milk cat rushed over, jumped into the litter box, and smelled it curiously.

Eventually the kitten straightened up and pooped in the litter box! !

Crowd:! ! ! !

[Congratulations!The anchor gets [-] interstellar coins rewarded by the website! ]

[The host is so great! ! ]

[By the way, the mysterious user lost, so it's impossible for him to not have any punishment? ]

[Tell him not to pester our anchor again! ! ]

[The anchor, please cook cat food for us quietly!Mysterious user go! ]

Xie Tian was very satisfied.Leaving the live broadcast device, he sat down on the sofa and played with the optical brain

What kind of cat meal should I cook tonight?

Try raw meat?

Xie Tian ordered some raw meat and vegetables from the online vegetable market, and then spent a lot of money to buy a giant cat climbing frame for the little milk cat.To be honest, Xie Tian can't help being a little envious of the little milk cat... who is carefree and raised by others.

Meow……

Xie Tian thought about it, and suddenly felt a little itchy on the tailbone, he stretched out his hand to scratch, and scratched the hair on his hand.His tail and cat ears are popping out...

He held his breath and tried to hide the cat part.As a result, after a long time, the cat's tail was still motionless...

[Shovel? ?what happened?Didn't you buy me two world doses of the invisibility potion? ]

[Well.Let me check... here it says you're in... heat. ]

[? ?Meow meow?What happens during estrus? ] Xie Tian frowned.

[When you are in estrus, you will slowly turn back into a cat... randomly switch between cat and human forms, which is uncontrollable. ]

Xie Tian: "..."

He felt that not only did he have to hide from the scumbag, but he also wanted to hide from everyone. If he found out that he could turn into a cat, he might be dragged to be dissected.

[Hmm...] The system remembered another big event about the estrus period.But he changed his mind and thought of Xie Tian's psychological shadow.forget it. I'm done here.

Xie Tian thought that the only troublesome thing brought about by the estrus period was the uncontrollable change from cat to human.

Xie Tian glanced at the little milk cat who was falling asleep bit by bit, raised his head and sighed.He just envied the little milk cat, envied that the little milk cat has a cat climbing frame.Unexpectedly, he would really eat and live with the little milk cat next...I don't know if my cat language is up to the standard.

His eyelids are heavy, he may have caught the sleepiness of the little milk cat.After a while, he collapsed on the sofa, his legs clamped tightly on the pillow, and fell asleep.

He slept through the night and didn't wake up.The raw meat is put into a special express box by the express robot.

"Meow..." Xie Tian rubbed his eyes, and suddenly found that... his claws were struggling to reach his eyes.He froze for a moment, looked down at himself, and saw a pair of white, fluffy balls.

The little milk cat stood in front of Xie Tian curiously, and meowed friendlyly at Xie Tian.

Xie Tian: "Meow? Meow?"

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Xie Tian jumped off the sofa and ran to get the raw flesh and blood.Fortunately, the courier box was not high. He bit the corner of the bag and dragged the raw flesh and blood down.He looked at his round paws, meow... Maybe he will have to eat raw flesh and blood in the next few days.

at the same time.Xie Tian's optical brain device that fell to the ground rang. [Ding—Marshal Lu Yishan invites you to participate in the first cat exhibition in the empire. ]

Of course Xie Tian ignored it.I am a cat myself...to participate in a fart cat exhibition...

The little milk cat smelled the aroma and came over to eat with Xie Tian.

Xie Tian was lying on the ground, his eyes inadvertently glanced at the live broadcast device he had placed on the coffee table...

The projector flickers...

Xie Tian: "!!! Meow meow"

Bad meow! !The live broadcast room is open!

The sofa was far away from the projector, so they probably didn't see their cat ears popping out...but they ran all the way to get the courier, then bit open the courier box by themselves, and ate with the little milk cat!All seen!

Xie Tian hurriedly jumped onto the table and lightly touched the dormant streaming device with his paw.

Xie Tian's live broadcast room has really exploded - the servers of Lu Mao Bar are not enough!

Three-quarters of the entire empire came to watch! !The number of viewers reached 100 billion!

[sky! ! !Is this kitty an angel?I can even take the courier by myself! ! !I will also eat by myself! ]

[This is the live broadcast of the gods! !How can there be such a beautiful cat! ]

[Ahhh, he jumped in front of the live broadcast device!Blue eyes are so attractive! ]

When Xie Tian lived in the original world and the system, he won the first prize in the cat competition in the whole universe!

The cutest heartthrob cat in the universe!

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